Chapter 111
When he got home at night, Fat Brother was lying on his big bed, hugging a full-length cartoon pillow, thinking of his unlucky day, he couldn't help feeling sad.

"I'm so stupid, really!" The fat man buried his head in the pillow, and said in a low voice.

Song Ci kept persuading himself that he couldn't grasp it, but in the end he didn't believe it at all, so he just focused on his brain, thinking that he could get out of the door and chase the little fairy wholeheartedly.

Whenever he thinks that he plausibly says that he has husband and wife, the fat brother feels ashamed.

Listen to people's persuasion, eat enough food, the ancients will not deceive me.

It's not that he was completely careless, but, who would have thought that the invasion of alien species would be so serious?
The goblins have all returned home, isn't this confusing the public?He doesn't have clairvoyant eyes, and besides, judging by his figure, he is completely a beautiful woman.

"What a shame!" Fat Brother patted his forehead, thinking of living on another planet.

This ball has no place for him anymore.

He didn't even dare to tell Brother Wang the specific situation, on the one hand he was embarrassed, it was already very embarrassing, on the other hand, he wanted Third Brother and Ah Ming to experience it too.

If you die together, you are dead, but if you die together, it is not. This is called revitalizing yourself.

Thinking about it now, the boss doesn't know what he went through. He even saw the lubricant on Ding Mei's belt, so the meaning is self-evident.

Fat Brother wasn't born in Rome, but he also couldn't accept being a mule, and if he ran late, he was afraid that he would be ruined by poisonous hands.

It's so wronged, the more I think about it, the more I feel wronged.

"Song Ci, I really want to beat you to death." Fat Brother raised his fist and beat the pillow a few times.

the other side of the city.

Somebody Song, who was covered with pear blossoms and begonias, was still bickering.

"Ah, cut." After rubbing his nose, Song Ci looked at Tang Shi, who was blushing and short of breath: "Is it still too much?"

Tang Shi shook his head.

I have a long memory, I dare not dare anymore, Song Ci grabbed both hands, and Song Ci still had one free hand.

Her heartbeat frequency was changing with the movement of Song Ci's other hand. I have to say, it was really a heart-pounding game, occasionally frightening.

"I was wrong, let me go!" Tang Shi admitted defeat.

Just kidding, how could I let you go, don't even think about it, the game has just begun, next, jie jie jie jie~!

Seeing Song Ci's smirk, Tang Shi's face turned even redder, and she couldn't keep it all together, so she will suffer a lot today.

She wanted to run, but she didn't have the strength to run, it was like magic, her strength was taken away, and she couldn't escape at all.

"If an apology is useful, why do you need family law?" Song Ci pinched her chin and said with a smile on his face: "Besides, I just let you go like this, I am not reconciled!"

It was a rare opportunity for Tang Shi to tease him and was dragged down by him.

She still wanted to run, but was caught by Song Ci, who didn't let her run away, and sucked away all her internal energy with a move called Star Absorption Dafa.

Let it go, what a joke, I caught it after hard work.

Tang poetry: "."

Hey hey, your hands, don't mess around!

Hide on the left, hide on the right, twisting and turning like a caterpillar.

Song Ci laughed: "See how long you can hide."

"Woooo~!"

Still running, no one told me that my nickname is Dushen?
Just as he was about to bully Tang, Song Ci heard a knock on the door.

Tang Shi, who opened her eyes, couldn't help laughing, while Song Ci had a depressed expression on her face.

Bang bang bang!
"Knock what knock, here we come." If nothing else, it was Ding Shuo who came back.

It's all over, and I don't know if he succeeded?Fat Brother's phone was also turned off, and Song Ci couldn't reach him.

Looking at the window, it was indeed Ding Shuo, wearing a white skirt, and knocking on the door was a bit pervasive at this point.

As soon as Song Ci opened the door, Ding Shuo handed him a mobile phone.

Looking at the phone suspiciously, Song Ci felt even more strange: "Have you all exchanged tokens of love?"

Ding Shuo was speechless.

Pointing to the mobile phone: "When he was running, he took my mobile phone away. When I chased him, he ran faster and lost one of his shoes."

I'm afraid it will leave a psychological shadow, right?
Can think of how embarrassed Fat Brother was at that time, how embarrassed he was, and how much resentment he had towards himself, Song Ci felt that he had suffered an unreasonable disaster.

The fire at the city gate caused the fish in the pond, and he was the wronged pond.

"In the future, you can make friends by yourself. I dare not introduce friends to you." Song Ci looked at the phone: "What are you doing for me?"

"Of course it is to return my mobile phone, more than 1 yuan." Ding Shuo replied: "Remember to bring it back to me tomorrow!"

Song Ci: "."

Scaring people like that, is there no psychological burden at all?
After thinking about it, Song Ci put away the phone, and then said: "You can be a human being!"

"What kind of person?" Ding Shuo shook his head indifferently: "Besides, I didn't do anything, just play around."

What kind of person to be is indeed a big problem, let's just be a demon.

It has to be said that he is indeed acting as a demon.

"Okay, just call next night." Song Ci emphasized.

It's okay not to mention this, but Ding Shuo gets angry when he mentions it.

Holding the spare mobile phone, let him look at the call records: "You have the nerve to say, I made fifteen calls, and you didn't answer any of them."

Song Ci:?
I forgot to turn off the mute, who turns it on when I am busy with other things?You don't have to concentrate on it!

"My pot, I was busy with other things just now." Song Ci scratched his head and replied embarrassedly.

"It's okay, labor and management will move tomorrow to create opportunities for you." Ding Shuo shrugged, if you can't play, don't play, just flip the table.

Anyway, here he is, eating dog food all day long. Although he is not going to fall in love, he doesn't want to eat dog food either.

Things like dog food are not only lethal to men and women, but also to him, even if he is in the middle.

In this world, no one likes dog food except me.

"What's the hurry! Stay for a few days, and then help you move together."

"Help me carry my suitcase or my bag?" Ding Shuo curled his lips. He only had a little luggage and he was still moving, so he had nothing to help.

Song Ci kept him because he could live with Tang Shi himself, and he was just a reason.

For his own pleasure, dog food was poured into his mouth with a bucket.

"As a brother, whether you have this life or the next life, are you so cruel?" Song Ci corrected his words, standing on the commanding heights of morality.

Ding Shuo rolled his eyes at him.

Neither men nor women can define him, can morality kidnap him?He doesn't even want dignity, is he afraid of morality?
"Stay for a few more days." After speaking, Ding Shuo went back to the house.

Although morality can't kidnap him, friendship can. Even if he has long hair and big waves now, he hasn't forgotten the naive words of the sabbies who made blood for alliance.

I can't bear to see that he is still a fledgling now, it is indeed a bit horrible, he is already 23.

Seeing Ding Shuo leave, Song Ci closed the door and returned to the house. He suddenly felt that Ding Shuo was alone.

When he went abroad, he was still a good young man, but when he came back, he became a beautiful woman. He didn't say a word about what happened in the middle, and Song Ci and the others didn't want to rub salt in their wounds.

Suddenly, Song Ci had a flash of inspiration and thought of an interesting thing.

Back in the bedroom, Tang Shi was already wrapped in a quilt and guarded against death. Song Ci knew that there was no chance now.

"Let me tell you something." Song Ci sat by the bed.

Tang Shi scrolled inside, looking at him with some precautions: "What's the matter?"

"Why are you so guarded against me?" Song Ci looked at her speechlessly: "It will happen sooner or later, and I'm not in a hurry for a few minutes."

Tang poetry: "."

Shameless, I didn't even agree.

Looking at Song Ci with questioning eyes, Tang Shi sat up wrapped in a quilt.

"Tell me, Gu Shengnan, can you get together with Ding Shuo?" Song Ci asked her.

His idea is that Gu Shengnan likes women, but looks like a man, and Ding Shuo is a man, but looks like a woman, not to mention, they match quite well.

In addition, both of them have eccentricities, maybe they can get together.

The most important thing is that you can still have children.

Isn't this a coincidence, what is fate, this is fate, otherwise how could there be such a coincidence?
Tang poetry:?
She was dumbfounded by Song Ci's words, and didn't understand why he had such an idea at all. Didn't Ding Shuo like everything?It's not just like women.

Isn't this pushing Gu Shengnan into the fire pit?
Although it seems appropriate, in fact, both of them may be unwilling, thankless, and offend others. Tang Shi thinks it is better not to do this kind of thing.

"I don't think so." Tang Shi said, "It's not normal, and it's easy to go wrong."

"It can meet Gu Shengnan's requirements, Ding Shuo's requirements, and have children. Do you think Gu Shengnan can have children with such a hobby?" Song Ci said, "I think it's pretty good."

He doesn't have Gu Shengnan's contact information, and Song Ci doesn't like this guy very much, but at present, she is indeed more suitable for Ding Shuo.

Ding Shuo has everything she wants and what she doesn't want.

"If you really have such an idea, then let's make it clear first. Let's figure out what Ding Shuo thinks first." Tang Shi felt that things should be done safely.

"They all have contact information, do you think Gu Shengnan won't find him by himself?" Song Ci smiled: "Just talk to Gu Shengnan."

Let her know the situation, whether it will be successful or not is another question.

In case she was fooled by Ding Shuo again, what he asked for was a plate, but you took out the chopsticks, wouldn't it be more oolong by then?
In case something goes wrong, in case Ding Shuo gets punched, it's all possible.

It's better to be prepared, if she has an idea, the opportunity will come, and then she can break Ding Shuo back by herself.

At worst, the child should be called Gu Shengnan's father and Ding Shuo's mother!

"Isn't that good?" Tang Shi looked at him in surprise.

Song Ci chuckled: "It's all about human effort."

While talking, he was lying on the side of the bed, and Tang Shi kicked him onto the floor, and he was never given such a chance.

Pity!

After turning off the lights, Song Ci climbed up the bed secretly again, but was kicked down by Tang Shi again. He was still alert and tried several times without success.

the next day.

Song Ci called Ding Shuo up in the morning: "Old Ding, do you want a wife? If you want, I will bring it to you."

Confused Ding Shuo:?

What kind of wife does a man like him want?Hermaphrodites, they are their own wives, they don’t need any wives at all, and who is the wife?

As a husband, this situation doesn't seem suitable for him.

"Did you lose your mind yesterday?" Ding Shuo glared at him: "What's the use of me looking for a wife?"

He very much doubted whether Song Ci had lost too much money and lost his mind.

"What do you think of Gu Shengnan? She is a lesbian, and she just fell in love with you. Isn't that a coincidence?" Song Ci raised his eyebrows: "You two just complement each other."

Ding Shuo: "."

The gods are so complementary, this description is simply perfect.

After thinking about it carefully, it seems that this is indeed the case. I have to say that it is really well-founded and cannot be refuted.

"Forget it, I have no idea." Ding Shuo refused.

He just wanted to hang around like this for the rest of his life, and he didn't want to delay anyone. It didn't matter how he came to be so happy, no matter what people thought of him.

You can't harm decent people.

"Don't think about it?" Song Ci said: "I think you are quite lonely by yourself."

"Wool!" Ding Shuo shook his head.

He's used to it, being alone is lonely, it's better than living like an emperor, right?
Although he said no need, but seeing that he stopped beeping in the morning and became quiet, Song Ci knew that he was still a little touched.

Song Ci and Tang Shi winked and asked her to follow the plan.

Tang Shi looked at Ding Shuo helplessly, feeling that she and Song Ci were making a mess of each other.

After breakfast and packing up, Tang Shi and Song Ci set off. Ding Shuo was sorting out the materials and preparing to get a new ID card. After he thought it over, he was ready to settle in Baiyun.

Watching Tang Shi and Gu Shengnan leave, Song Ci also left on the electric bike.

On the way, when Gu Shengnan asked about Ding Shuo, Tang Shi didn't know how to answer her question with an excited expression.

When the motorcycle was parked at the gate of the driving school, Tang Shicai told Gu Shengnan about Ding Shuo.

At that time, Gu Shengnan's expression was like this: 囧!

She didn't expect this to be the case, she thought that she was another big beauty, this time there was a great chance, and she was enthusiastically planning how to turn a normal girl into a girlfriend.

As a result, a basin of cold water was poured on her.

"My partner wants to match you up. I think it's better to make it clear with you so as not to mess up the relationship." Tang Shi said, "He thinks you are quite complementary."

Gu Shengnan: "."

complementary!

He looked at his flat chest, and thought of Ding Shuo's turbulent waves. He lived like a man, and he lived like a woman.

The problem is that she can only accept half of it. Well, she can accept Ding Shuo's appearance into her heart, but she can't accept Ding Shuo giving her an injection!

She doesn't like men, if possible, it's best to be a woman.

Half, that's how she is. She really likes it, but not all of it. What she doesn't like is incidental. In this case, how does she choose?
"You really have an idea?" Tang Shi couldn't believe it when she saw her thinking about it for so long.

Gu Shengnan scratched his head: "I can't refuse the appearance!"

Tang poetry: "."

Song Ci was really right. She really had some ideas. Tang Shi thought this combination was very strange. Gu Shengnan was abnormal, and Ding Shuo was abnormal. Will there be a good result in the future?

It's weirdly appropriate, and there's always something wrong with it.

"I'd better think about it, this kind of thing is a little strange." Gu Shengnan thought for a while, but he didn't completely refuse.

As long as we don't meet each other honestly, everyone can still benefit.

Hey, it would be great if the parts were replaced, that would be the most suitable, and everyone can pursue what they like.

"I think it's weird too, you have to think about it yourself." Tang Shi still had to prepare for the driving test, and when she explained the matter clearly, her task was completed.

Song Ci's thoughts are a bit unconstrained and unconventional. Tang Shi, a normal person, finds it very strange.

People like Gu Shengnan, who didn't follow the routine, didn't think it was so strange, because they didn't think normally.

Tang Shi walked in front, and Gu Shengnan followed her, thinking about his own affairs.

In Song Ci's company.

Fat Brother held the ancestral steel ball stick and was reasoning with Song Ci.

Song Ci was holding a stick, and he was also reasoning with Fat Brother, arguing hard there.

Beside them are the company's people who eat melons.

"Fat brother, you can't use health care products as medicine. I told you several times, but you didn't listen." Song Ci said.

"Then you can't not tell me how to use the health care products?"

Song Ci sighed.

What has been said is already thorough, and you can’t grasp it after everything has been said, and you don’t believe it yourself!Do not try it.

When the IQ goes offline, they don't look for me, and come to me again when the IQ comes back. How can there be such a way?
"You only look at the packaging, not the goods. What can I do?" Song Ci replied, "I just care about the packaging. I told you it's for food, but you insist on saying it's for use."

Fat Brother: "."

He had suffered too much yesterday, and he had never been so embarrassed in his life. After thinking about it all night, he couldn't figure out why he was so unlucky.

Thinking of the unlucky things, he was in a bad mood.

"It's the first time I buy something, how can I unpack it, what I want is food, what did you give me? It's all fake, and there are private ones." The fat brother felt wronged.

"Foreign products, it's normal for you to think they don't suit your taste." Song Ci replied.

Fat Brother:?
You are shameless!
The melon-eating people next to them were all confused, and they didn't understand what they meant at all.

Only Yuan Shao laughed beside him.

I finally fell for one, and I still suffered a lot from looking at it like this, hahahaha!
"Brother Fat, I don't believe you so much, you still have a baseball bat." Song Ci pointed to his baseball bat.

Fat Brother also pointed to his stick: "Didn't you bring it too?"

"My wife defended me." Song Ci looked at him: "My wife still has vision."

Fat Brother: "."

Made, his girlfriend knows.

The fat brother threw away his baseball bat and rushed over, but was knocked down by Song Ci: "Fat brother, calm down. Wocao, you still bite."

In the end, the farce ended under the persuasion of a group of people.

The fat guy was smoking a cigarette angrily, and ignored Song Ci. When he didn't see Song Ci, he still felt that he understood it. When he saw him, he felt that he couldn't control his anger.

In the future, if there is a foreign language teacher, he will not be taken with him, even if he is single, he will not be taken with him.

"Ci, what's the situation?" Brother Ming asked him.

Fat Brother roared: "Don't tell him!"

Song Ci: "."

You and your boss are like dogs, right?
"Brother Ming, you'd better trust me." Song Ci said solemnly.

After a day of messing around, Song Ci didn't coax the fat brother well. Words like body, body, body and fat are fake, and the boss forgave him.

Brother Fat doesn't have much air!

"Brother Fat, I invite you to wash Fangzhai tonight." Song Ci used a unique trick.

The fat brother thought for a while: "I want the emperor set!"

Song Ci sighed.

Dogs cannot change shit.

 There are a lot of engagements and marriages this month, try to update at least [-], and wait until I get married to explode

  
 
(End of this chapter)

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