The senior is still here, senior sister, please respect yourself

Right now, the Xiao family.

Xiao Zhang had just arrived in the yard, before he could speak, Mao Qiu rushed over, and pointed at his new clothes very excitedly.

"Oh, this battle suit is fine!"

Xiao Zhang was surprised, because Mao Qiu was not that big, but he looked very handsome in the outfit of fighting and defeating Buddha, without any sense of disobedience.

"She bought it for me!" The little monkey pointed to Sun Yan who was talking to Xiaoyu, and immediately explained.

"Smelly brother, how are you, handsome or not? I specially asked someone to send it from the circus." Sun Yan was a little proud, and the elder brother sat firmly in this clothes.

As she said that, Sun Yan also slipped over a golden hoop and threw it to Maoqiu casually: "Maoqiu, then, show me how to play!"

Fuqiu was very excited and immediately swung the golden cudgel.

Not to mention, with this outfit and this style, it feels somewhat like Monkey King. The key is that this is a real monkey. With such cleverness, it is destined to attract fans.

"It's not bad!" Xiao Zhang nodded: "You can make arrangements later, and have someone make another hundred sets of similar golden armor with chains and golden cudgels, but it's a little more low-key than this set."

"Why do you want so much?" Sun Yan asked curiously.

"It's good to get a hundred or ten monkeys, one for each person, to form an army, to gather together to play monkey sticks or to patrol to watch the situation."

Xiao Zhang pinched his chin and said.

Sun Yanmei squinted her eyes, she seemed to have thought of the scene, if a hundred or ten monkeys were organized neatly to occupy the place, the effect would be very good.

"Pay attention to this. Hey, I've prepared everything for the live broadcast room." Sun Yan shook the phone in her hand. She had asked for all the relevant equipment to be delivered, and the live broadcast of the little monkey was full of fun.

"When are you going to make it live?" Xiao Zhang didn't dwell on the topic just now, but asked curiously.

"You can start now. This year is the Year of the Monkey, and the monkey welcomes the Spring Festival. I guess the fire is the minimum." Sun Yan shrugged, very sure.

"Can it do it?" Xiao Zhang asked curiously.

"Yes, yes, sister Yan and I taught it just now, and it is very smart. It can understand everything we say, but we can't understand what it says."

Xiao Yu added very excitedly.

"That's fine, what about the others?" Xiao Zhang shook his head helplessly at first, and then asked curiously, after all, why did the four brothers only have one hairball.

"Ah Diao seems to be flying out, but it's so big, Da Bai and Xiao Hei are sleeping behind, these two idiots know how to eat and sleep!"

Xiao Yu took the initiative to add.

Xiao Zhang thought for a while, and immediately blew a whistle. The golden eagle is a first-class protected animal. The key point is that it is very harmful, and it can be taken to the sky by ordinary children.

After about ten breaths, the golden eagle hovered and landed, flapping its wings, its eyes were very sharp, and its slightly curved beak was as hard as iron.

Although Jin Diao recognizes Xiao Zhang as the boss in his bones, his nature makes him feel arrogant and cold.

"Xiao Jin, because of the place here, you are not allowed to hunt privately by yourself, and before the forest is surrounded, don't fly around, and don't be sniffed by." Xiao Zhang reminded.

"Understood!" The golden eagle nodded.

"Maoqiu will be broadcasting live in a while. You four brothers will cooperate more. The more rewards your elder brother gives, the more food you will get. If you don't work, you won't be given food."

Xiao Zhang wants to start capitalistism.

The golden eagle turned its head away, with an expression of indifference, as if to say, that little monkey, it is too lazy to cooperate, and it can eat the monkey's brain if it swallows it by itself.

Xiao Zhang called Xiao Hei and Da Bai over again, and explained a few words to each other, but these two were foolish and didn't take it seriously at all.

This pissed off the hairball, it was ready, it would make more money later, and then buy a lot of delicacies and not give these rubbish to eat.

"Boss, start a live broadcast for me!" Maoqiu couldn't wait.

"They should tell you what they are doing during the live broadcast. They just want to show you to the audience. Then I will ask Xiaoyu to tell you about the barrage. You should cooperate better."

Xiao Zhang explained, for fear that the little monkey would not understand.

Fuqiu nodded vigorously, as if everything was clear.

"Xiaoyu, please help it to make a live broadcast first." Xiao Zhang confessed, and then said: "I have to go out for a while, Su Mei should come soon!"

"Cut!" Sun Yan curled her lips, seeing Xiao Zhang's active attitude, her jealousy was obviously overturned, and she was a little unhappy.

Xiao Zhangquan pretended not to see it, packed it up, and drove out. The main reason was that Su Mei sent a message before and was coming soon, and she wanted Xiao Zhang to go out and take her first.

After all, it was the first time I went to my mother-in-law's house, and I was a little uncertain.

Seeing Xiao Zhang leave, Xiao's mother sighed helplessly again, tell me what this is, the daughter-in-law is almost joining the table to play mahjong.

"Don't look at it, let Xiao Zhang solve it by himself, and let's treat him politely!" Xiao's father who lit the fire curled his lips.

"Buzz!"

As soon as Mother Xiao returned to the kitchen, the phone vibrated beside her. It was a video call from her sister.

"What's the matter, Xiaojie?" Xiao's mother scratched away.

"Hello, hello, my sister, I heard that your relatives are here, how are you doing, are you satisfied!" Cheng Jie joked with a smile.

"Very, very satisfied!"

Xiao's mother thought about the third daughter-in-law who was about to arrive, and suddenly felt a headache.

"This year, are we going to my mother's place on the second or first day of junior high school, and by the way, let Xiao Zhang bring his girlfriend there to show my mother." Cheng Jie joked with a smile.

"I didn't know at the beginning, and the past two days are probably busy. Xiao Zhang invested a lot of money to expand a school in the village, and it started today."

It's not easy for Xiao's mother to say that she has several daughters-in-law. The main thing is that several of them are not good-looking.

"Speaking of which, I just brushed my scarf and saw Xiao Zhangfa. He is planning to travel at home? Can you do it in your place?"

"It doesn't matter what you want, there are few people in Bengbu, and there is not much money, and it is still in the countryside, why don't you tell Xiao Zhang not to do it!" Cheng Jie said very concerned.

"Hey, that's what I said too, but he is quite confident, and I think there should be some hope." Mother Xiao stood at Xiao Zhang's side, mainly because she saw a few hairballs.

Of course, hope remains elusive.

"You try to persuade, it's not easy to make money, and it takes a lot of money to build a tourist attraction." Cheng Jie still cares about his sister and son very much.

"Well, let's stop talking, I have to cook, hang up first!" Xiao's mother ended the topic, looking at her phone, Xiao's mother was thinking, what to do with her mother's daughter-in-law.

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At this moment, in the yard.

The golden eagle stepped on a camphor tree at the door, looking at the little monkey from time to time with a pair of sharp eyes, eyes full of disdain.

Dabai was lying on the ground, drooping his ears, laziness seemed to be synonymous with him, while Xiaohei curled up his horse's legs and leaned against the wall, sizing up his elder brother.

It treats it as a big brother, but Xiao Hei is not convinced.

But his boss's arrangement is fine, but it is more curious about how this thing earns food. It tasted the food last night, and it was great.

I feel that eating it every day can improve IQ.

"It's opened!" Xiaoyu screamed, and found that the live broadcast room in her hand had been opened, and what she saw was her own prosperous face.

Immediately shyly turned the camera over and looked at the weird furball.

"Change the name of the room!" Sun Yan added.

"What to change?" Xiaoyu was curious.

"I don't know, or it's called Tang Seng, and senior brother Wukong pays homage to the big guy first?" Sun Yan is not sure what name to choose.

"That's it!" Xiaoyu nodded repeatedly.

"Xiaoyu, you do it first, I'll make a call and ask Kuaijiu to provide some traffic." Sun Yan confessed, and went to the house to make a phone call.

Xiaoyu nodded, she looked at the screen, and the camera pointed at the fur ball.

"Furball, what do you want to do!" Xiaoyu added.

Maoqiu didn't know how to get the audience to give money, so he simply ignored it and went to find things by himself, while Xiaoyu followed silently.

As for the live broadcast room,

With the further expansion of traffic, more users watch short videos, and because of the Chinese New Year, Kuaijiu, which previously had more than 1.5 million daily active users, now has an average of nearly [-] million daily active users.

This ratio is already very high.

Except for the inner section, that is, the quick shake, as for the acne marks launched by the byte, after such a long time, because of the existence of the quick shake, it has been half-dead, so I had to gradually abandon it.

As for the short hand, it is synonymous with vulgarity, and the traffic acquisition is much slower, and the gap is gradually widened by the fast shake inner segment.

But at this moment, the brush was shaking a lot.

Because Kuaijiu has an automatic streaming mechanism, further diversion based on the retention rate of the streaming after the automatic streaming is still killed.

Roughly speaking, the new live broadcast room is first shown to 100 viewers, and then the conversion rate of the click-through is roughly estimated, and then the 3-minute retention rate is checked.

The better the data, the next wave will be [-] impressions, and the next wave will be [-] impressions, and so on. This is the fairest for newcomers.

Because your content is good, you have the opportunity to stand out.

On the contrary, if the content is poor, the traffic will only decrease, which can be regarded as a means of intelligent analysis.

As for the live broadcast room, more than 30 people were attracted in at the moment.

The conversion rate is still relatively high. After all, ten to one is relatively normal from normal display to point-in, and one of the thirty or so left.

"Fuck, is it really a monkey?"

"My mother, this seems to be a golden monkey, a national first-class protected animal. It is not allowed to play with it. This is illegal and criminal. Please suspend the live broadcast immediately!"

"Hey, this anchor is so courageous. He even dared to broadcast the golden monkey live. He really is not afraid of being imprisoned. But once he wears this battle suit, he looks so handsome!"

"Anchor, what is this little monkey doing?"

Many bullet screens don't like watching live broadcasts, and they can't help but ask a few questions. The main reason is that it's the first time they've seen someone live broadcast with a golden monkey.

This thing is really brave.

"It's called a fur ball, and I don't know what it's for. As for protecting animals, don't worry, we're qualified!" Xiaoyu's voice followed.

"Young lady's voice is so sweet!"

"Miss, don't look at monkeys anymore, let's look at you!"

"Fuck, that monkey took out a blanket? What is it going to do?"

As the bullet screen said, Mao Qiu pulled the blanket into the sun, spread it neatly, and even found a piece of wood as a pillow, and then went there.

With such a knock on the calf, it swayed and swayed, very leisurely, just like a little adult.

"Damn it, this monkey has become a spirit? Do you know how to spread a blanket to bask in the sun? Isn't this bitch too against the sky?"

"Furball, right? Get up and do somersaults!"

Looking at the bullet screen, Xiaoyu felt that it was quite interesting, with a sense of instant interaction, and said with a smile: "Maoqiu, some audience asked you to get up and do somersaults!"

"Anchor, you are so funny, can a monkey understand human speech?"

"It understands!" Xiaoyu explained.

"impossible!"

"impossible!"

Barrage, brushed several impossible.

But the fur ball jumped up, and then did a few somersaults in a row. After the trick, it stepped forward and gestured for money with its furry fingers. It didn't know where it learned it.

"Damn it, this shit really understands?"

"Is it asking for a reward?" Someone twitched.

"It's fake, it's all well-trained. Do you believe that the anchor used other instructions to direct it later? You are the only ones who believe it!"

"I didn't!" Xiaoyu defended, "It can really understand human speech!"

"If you don't believe me, why don't you let it lie down and play dead, this monkey usually doesn't train this, if it can do it, I'll give you a small plane."

"Maoqiu, the audience told you to lie down and pretend to be dead. If you succeed, I will give you a gift." Xiaoyu repeated the content of the barrage like a repeater.

Fuqiu regained his energy in an instant, and immediately approached Xiaoyu, gestured with his fingers, motioning for himself to take a look, Xiaoyu had no choice but to turn the camera over and hand it to Fuqiu at the same time.

Fuqiu flicked the screen with his furry fingers, looked at those Chinese characters with his eyes, and found that he knew what the meaning was, as if he was born with it.

"Damn it, it's so easy to infiltrate people!"

"The monkey is playing with the phone, I have to Amway to show my roommate to see this shit!"

But the hairball turned back, then stretched out its tongue, and fell to the ground with its head tilted, and made a strange cry.

"Fuck, are you really pretending to be dead?"

"Can it really understand it?"

"Didn't you say that after the founding of the People's Republic of China, you are not allowed to become a genius? This is too refined, no wonder people say that monkeys are anxious!"

Immediately afterwards, the little monkey turned over and stood up.

The hairy little hand signaled to hurry up and give a reward again, it just counted on this thing to eat!

Immediately, a plane appeared, and there were some small gifts at the same time. The key point was that there were only more than 30 people, and the consumption conversion ratio was ridiculously high.

Immediately, the second gradient amount began to be delivered again.

Maoqiu looked at the plane and suddenly became excited. According to Sun Yan and it, this thing can be eaten in general, rockets are good, and the most beautiful rockets are good.

But one is not enough.

Thinking of this, it became impatient and gestured to the little fish next to it.

"Um, do you want a pen and paper?" Xiaoyu asked curiously, because she was not sure what the little monkey wanted.

The little monkey nodded repeatedly.

Xiaoyu turned around to get it, but the live broadcast room exploded.

"Is this little monkey going to write?" Someone asked in disbelief.

"Hey, I feel that this monkey is smarter than that kid in my family."

"Just arrived, does any brother tell me what happened?"

The speed of the barrage was very fast, but the little monkey held the mobile phone, walked to Dabai's side in twos and twos, and then showed off: "Second Junior Brother, I have already earned a plane, and there are delicious food!"

Dabai first raised his head, then turned his head away, pretending that he was not interested at all. (end of this chapter)