The senior is still here, senior sister, please respect yourself

"Damn it, there's a second junior brother?"

"Good guy, is this pig so big?"

"Look at its delicious and lazy energy, it's a proper Zhu Bajie reincarnated."

"Brother Monkey, ask your Junior Brother Bajie to stand up and twist."

Seeing Dabai, the barrage first raised his head, and then turned away in disdain. He was really teased by the pig, and sent barrages to instigate him.

"Junior Brother Bajie, get up and give the audience a twist!" The hairball is about the same height as this pig lying on the ground, and the difference in weight is at least dozens of times.

"Twist a fart, whoever likes to twist it!" Dabai moaned and turned his head away again.

The furball rolled its eyeballs, then shook its paw, signaling Bajie not to twist it, then rubbed it with his fingers, signaling that he had to pay.

"Damn it, you're so damn good, and you're asking for a reward?"

"Twist to reward the plane, hurry up!"

"No, I have to show it to my family, this little monkey is powerful."

As soon as Mao Qiu heard that twisting it would make money, he immediately went over to fool the second junior brother: "Junior brother, twist one."

Dabai kept shaking his head, disagreeing desperately.

"Twist one and there will be a plane. The novice boss said that ten planes can be exchanged for a bag of food. If you twist one, each of us counts as half a plane." Monkey leaned on Dabai's side and said.

Hearing the food, Dabai turned his head and looked at the monkey, a little dubious: "Really?"

"Of course!" Fuqiu nodded.

Dabai stood up in an instant, and began to wriggle shamelessly. The key point was that his body was big enough, and there was an inexplicable sense of joy when he writhed.

"Fuck, second senior brother can do it!"

"If it's a beautiful face and thin legs, isn't it better than those anchors who are twisted?"

Immediately afterwards, two big brothers with a bit of money bought a plane each to show their approval.

When Mao Qiu saw it, his eyes were straightened, and he immediately urged: "Idiot, shake up quickly, turn around and show the buttocks to the big brothers."

Dabai was a little upset, but for the sake of stuttering, he decided to perform to his heart's content.

And at this moment, the third wave of traffic has also arrived.

Because the performance was very good, the third wave of traffic directly gave 5 impressions, and the cover of the exhibition was the enchanting dance of the second senior brother.

"Cut!" The golden eagle stood on the branch, looked down upon Dabai's flaunting of truth, even if he was killed, it would be impossible for him to do such a shameful thing.

Xiao Hei looked at Dabai curiously, like a cat scratching in his heart, a little curious, but he was too embarrassed to ask.

And at this moment, Xiaoyu came out with a pen and paper, seeing Dabai dancing to his heart's content, the corners of her mouth couldn't help twitching, good guy, is this high?
It feels like I don't need her by my side at all!
Mao Qiu took the pen and paper, then pinched the pen with his paws, and wrote a few words in two or three strokes: "Hey, do you have a tip from Big Brother?"

Studio,
"???"

"Fuck, let's forget about the live broadcast of Monkey Stepping Horse. He can also write and understand barrage. Is this stepping horse really the reincarnation of Senior Brother?"

"Next time, I will reward you next time."

However, there were indeed a few big brothers who swiped a wave of gifts one after another. After all, it was the Year of the Monkey soon, and swiping a wave for this little monkey might bring some good luck.

Of course, it is also related to a large number of new audiences.

Seven planes and one rocket can be exchanged in terms of value. This live broadcast is indeed making money quickly. No wonder a large group of girls are making a lot of money just by twisting it.

The little monkey counted the quantity and wrote it down on a piece of paper, then put the phone on the shelf, and rushed to find Sun Yan, because he could exchange it for something delicious.

After 1 minute, the hairball came back satisfied.

There is also a wave of things like dried fruits in his hand. Of course, this is produced by the system, which is a basic food, and there are more advanced ones, of course, the price is more expensive.

Looking at the food in Fuqiu's hands, the golden eagle narrowed its eyes slightly. It couldn't figure out why that idiot just twisted and twisted with that stupid pig and changed a bag of food!
On the side, Xiao Hei swallowed.

Then he stood up, came to the side of Maoqiu, and stood side by side with Bajie: "Maoqiu, how did you do it? You can eat it so quickly?"

Fuqiu pouted, a little disdainful.

"Follow the big brother to study hard and watch it!" Dabai said now, he had already thought that he would also be able to enjoy that kind of happiness for a while, mainly because he ate it once last night and the aftertaste is endless.

As for the live broadcast room,
"Fuck, is this the Fourth Junior Brother?"

"That's right, it's just that he isn't a white dragon horse, isn't this also black?"

"Brother Monkey, is there a third junior brother? What is the third junior brother? As far as I know, Monk Sha doesn't have a prototype of a monster, right?" Someone asked curiously in the barrage.

"Sand sculpture, come here!" Maoqiu beckoned arrogantly.

Master Diao turned his head proudly, ignoring it at all.

"Come here and I'll change your food later." Mao Qiu said seriously.

The golden eagle thought about it, but he couldn't save his face, but thought that this little guy could indeed be exchanged for something delicious, so he endured it.

Come over with flapping wings.

"My Cao, this sculpture is so big!"

"The golden eagle is a first-class protected animal. The key point is that the wingspan of this eagle seems to be larger than that of ordinary golden eagles."

"Could it be said that this is the third junior brother? A sand sculpture?"

And the juniors, although they are much better than Maoqiu, but Maoqiu is smarter than these few because of his ability to live broadcast to make money, so he directly took advantage of the juniors.

Immediately, Mao Qiu jumped on the horse and took a few juniors out to play, the point is to reward more.

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At the same time, at the intersection outside the village.

Xiao Zhang was waiting eagerly by the side of the road. At this moment, a Phantom slowly pulled over and stopped, and then Su Mei happily rushed out of the car.

"Xiaomei, you... Ugh!"

Before Xiao Zhang finished speaking, Su Mei rushed up to hug him, and then asked for a kiss. They had been separated for a long time, so Su Mei could not be in a hurry.

3 minute, lips parted.

"Let's go first"

Before Xiao Zhang could finish speaking, Su Mei kissed her again, her whole body was very active, not the same shyness as before, probably because Sun Yan Xiaoyu had come.

After a few minutes, Su Mei finally had fun.

"Xiao Zhang, is Auntie at home?" Su Mei became worried at this moment.

"I'm cooking at home, I'll wait for you!" Xiao Zhang replied.

"Well, by the way, I bought some supplements, clothes, cigarettes and alcohol in the car. I don't know if my uncles and aunts like it or not. Please help me to have a look, if you don't have enough, go buy some more!"

Su Mei hurried over and opened the car door.

Inside the car, the bags were stuffed to the brim, the corners of Xiao Zhang's mouth twitched as he watched, his mother received more presents this year than in his entire life!
"Enough, not so much!"

"Hmph, how much did Sun Yan and Xiaoyu buy for their uncles and aunts? How much more than mine?" Su Mei frowned, looking very concerned about this matter.

"Eh, it's better if you buy more!" Xiao Zhang replied.

"That's good. By the way, I haven't settled with you yet. Why can they come first, but I can't come first? This makes uncles and aunts think that I am not right."

Su Mei pouted, a little unhappy.

"Ahem," Xiao Zhang didn't know how to answer, mainly because he didn't intend to let them all stay for the New Year, but now they are all here.

"I'll settle accounts with you later!"

Su Mei rolled her eyes, and then went directly to the car, seeing her in-laws for the first time, who would not panic, Su Mei is still rather panic.

The car was coming slowly, and the yard couldn't stop anymore, Su Mei had no choice but to park the car on the side first, and move it to the empty space after all the things were loaded.

Xiao's mother and Xiao's father also heard the voice and came out to welcome them.

Later, Sun Yan and Xiao Yu greeted Su Mei as if nothing had happened at home, but they had a proper competitive relationship with Su Mei.

"Coming!" Father Xiao was not very good at talking, so he greeted normally.

"Hello, uncle and aunt!" Su Mei shouted gently.

"Okay, okay!" Mother Xiao had a smile on her face.

But seeing Su Mei, who was slim and beautiful, Xiao's mother could only slander her son for committing a crime in her heart.

You said it's all about, they are all beautiful daughters-in-law, and they are more than one.

"Hurry up, it's cold outside, hurry up and sit inside." Mother Xiao said with concern.

"Yeah!" Su Mei nodded, and continued: "I even bought some gifts for you, uncles and aunts, I don't know if you like them or not."

As she spoke, she abducted Xiao Zhang and motioned to help her get it.

"Come here, buy something!" Mother Xiao said politely.

Su Mei smiled warmly, and then moved the big and small bags into the house, and moved them five times, mainly because the Hakkas couldn't go there to help with them, so they had to pick them up.

Sun Yan abducted Xiaoyu's arm, curled her lips and said, "Look at her proud face, next year we will use a truck to pull more than what she bought."

Xiaoyu shrank his head and did not speak.

"Xiaomei, you guys chat first, your uncle and I will come as soon as we finish the meal." Mother Xiao said with a smile, not knowing what to do, after all, the rivals in love are just chatting.

"Auntie, let Xiao Zhang do it, she cooks delicious food." Su Mei offered to suggest that she wanted to gain a foothold here, so she had to talk to Mother Xiao first.

"That bastard will also order noodles!" Mother Xiao said with a smile.

"Ah, that's impossible. Before he went to my grandfather's house, he was very, very good at his workmanship. My whole family praised him!" Su Meimei narrowed her eyes and played a trump card.

Probably tell everyone here that Xiao Zhang has been to my house and met his parents.

Hearing this, Sun Yanmei narrowed her eyes, and looked at Xiao Zhang, as if she was invoking a teacher, asking Xiao Zhang what it meant, but Xiao Zhang pretended not to see it.

"Ahem, let me cook, you guys talk!" After Xiao Zhang finished speaking, he dragged his father to the kitchen, and let them solve the women's battlefield by themselves.

"Auntie, do you usually have any hobbies?" Su Mei asked curiously, she was going to start with hobbies, even if she didn't know how, she could learn them.

"Auntie likes to play mahjong, don't you?" Sun Yan took the initiative to answer, looking at Su Mei.

"Playing mahjong?" Su Mei was in a state of confusion. It's over. She didn't seem to have played mahjong before, but she saw other people playing mahjong: "You can learn this!"

Listening to Su Mei's words, the corners of Sun Yan's mouth raised slightly: "Hey, I bought all the mahjong machines, let's play mahjong with auntie after dinner!"

Sun Yan is going to kill Su Mei's arrogance on the mahjong table, and at the same time, she can use mahjong to show her favor, such as letting Xiao's mother win, then she will win.

"Okay!" Su Mei smiled warmly, and agreed.

Although she had a smile on her face, she was a little troubled in her heart, because she knew nothing about mahjong now.

"You can play mahjong anytime, don't worry!" Xiao's mother was a little embarrassed, and brought a group of daughter-in-law to play mahjong. This mother-in-law is incompetent.

"By the way, Xiaomei, what does your family do!" Mother Xiao asked in turn.

"The retail business in Jinling probably makes a net profit of more than one billion a year!" Su Mei specifically emphasized the family income. Of course, this income is gone now.

In order to take advantage of the Yuan family's property, her father mortgaged a lot of his own property. The key point is that the Yuan family's property has not improved and is losing money every day.

"Hiss, where's more than one billion?" Xiao's mother gasped, good guy, the daughter-in-law's meowing is better than the other, what's the matter!
"It's the family's property, and it has nothing to do with me." Su Mei waved her hand.

"That's right!" Mother Xiao nodded, but it's already considered a big family business.

"Like I'm mainly doing Kuaisha, the current profit may not be too much, but the future prospects are limitless!" Su Mei took the initiative to mention her work.

The main thing is to let Xiao's mother know that she is not a vase, but very capable.

"Quick shake is yours?" Xiao's mother was taken aback for a moment, and she couldn't help but gasp. She has been playing this app every day, and there have been a lot of users of this app during the Chinese New Year.

"Count me and Xiao Zhang to run it together." Su Mei smiled modestly.

But in Xiao's mother's opinion, this is absolutely unbelievable. After all, Kuaishu is the hottest app at the moment, and its value will indeed be very high in the future.

Sun Yan is considered a top star, and Su Mei should be considered a top capital tycoon. Even if she was killed, she would never have imagined that this daughter-in-law is even bigger than Sun Yan, but she is just a little less famous.

"Not bad!" Mother Xiao exclaimed.

Sun Yan curled her lips and didn't say much. Indeed, Su Mei will make more money as a platform than a singer. If she can make more than a few hundred million a year, she will die.

But if Su Mei's platform can be maintained, it is not impossible for her to go public in the future and exceed trillions!

"By the way, you..." Xiao's mother couldn't find anything to say. She wanted to ask if they all knew each other, but she swallowed the words.

Can't ask, it's very murderous.

She could clearly feel that the relationship between Sun Yan and Xiaoyu was not hostile, but there was definitely some rivalry and jealousy between Sun Yan and Su Mei.

Xiao's mother was walking on thin ice, chatting little by little with a warm smile.

As for the kitchen, after Xiao Zhang extracted his mother's culinary skills, his proficiency was very high. Just cutting vegetables made Xiao's father confused.

When did your son learn to cook?
He has never seen the speed and technique of chopping vegetables like this.

Then, Xiao Zhang started to stir-fry, which was even faster. Every kind of heat was just right, and at the same time, he added the things given by the system.

"Hey, son, when did you learn to cook?" Father Xiao tasted the freshly fried pork with garlic sprouts, and was instantly full of praise. This skill is really amazing.

"Learned early!" Xiao Zhang prevaricated.

It took about half an hour to prepare all the small stir-fries. As for the big meat, it was a spare rib that was prepared earlier, and the local chicken that was stuffy in the pot.

Xiao Zhang didn't do the rest because he thought it was troublesome, and it took time to stew the main meat dishes.

"Eat, eat." Xiao Zhang unbuttoned his apron at this moment, and brought all kinds of stir-fries over, and could still smell a faint smell of gunpowder smoke. (end of this chapter)