Beauty Comic Cultivation Record

"Hey, captain, listen to me, there is a misunderstanding! I just drank too much, and something happened. I actually didn't want to do this. To be honest, they don't meet my aesthetics, and my standards are at least as good as mine." If they are the kind of stars who can be on the cover of magazines, their quality needs to be improved, I mean,"

Tony Stark, who noticed that the captain's face had become more and more ugly with his words, immediately shrugged, spread his hands and said helplessly: "I was the one who was forced!"

"Them?" Steve Rogers was keenly aware of Tony Stark's words.

"Maybe three or four. When I woke up, it looked like this," Tony Stark rubbed his brows and sighed: "In the past, Pepper would take care of these things for me before I woke up! "

Steve Rogers looked at Tony Stark, who was covered in lipstick marks and smelling of perfume, and almost turned into Captain Honey with his little mouth.

"Listen, Mr. Stark, look at what you look like now. You volunteered to come here to find out about the evil god.

We were all touched. I even asked Agent Natasha to order a couplet for me, but no one told me that you came here to drink and play with women! "

"Customized elegiac couplet, for me? Well, this is unlucky!" Tony Stark looked unlucky.

"I think that elegiac couplet suits you very well now!" Steve Rogers said angrily.

"What's going on?" Steve Rogers lowered his voice as he looked outside the door.

Tony Stark rubbed his brows, his expression a little indescribable and said: "I was drunk and fell asleep for a week. The target admitted that the person was sent and that he stole the things, but he defined these actions as A normal business dispute!”

"Business dispute?" A look like "You're kidding me" suddenly appeared on Steve Rogers' face. I'm talking about a disaster that may affect several parallel universes. What business dispute are you talking about with me here? !

Is there any connection between the two? !
"He admitted to stealing the coordinates of the parallel universe we have experienced, as well as the manufacturing technology of the quantum shuttle. He expressed his apology to us and was willing to compensate us for a batch of powerful weapons, which are said to be alien technology!"

"You accepted it! Tony!" Steve Rogers' expression suddenly became extremely solemn, and there was even a faint scowl on his face: "This is not a matter of compensation, this involves the safety of more than a dozen parallel universes! That is using Numbers cannot measure the weight of life! Nothing can be equal to their value! We have no right to exchange them for any compensation!"

"Of course I know that!" Tony Stark smiled bitterly: "But I was drunk by him at the time, and I accepted his apology in a daze!"

Tony Stark's face was full of regret at this time, and he didn't expect that he would end up at a banquet.

Although he was unwilling to admit this and knew that he had fallen into the trap of others, he could not swallow his words back because of the pride of the Stark family.

"Then don't get involved in this matter! Let me handle it. You accepted the apology, but we didn't. I brought enough people this time. Even if I can't destroy the evil god, I will completely destroy the quantum in his hand. Shuttle!"

Steve Rogers understood Tony Stark's thoughts at a glance. After many years of getting along with him, he also knew that his "nephew" was just like Howard back then. Although he was cynical, he had a strong self-esteem.

So, he skipped asking Tony Stark for his opinion and made the decision directly.

Tony Stark looked at Steve Rogers. The captain's eyes were firm at this moment, just like when he faced Hydra.
Tony Stark nodded, agreed with Steve Rogers' plan, and then asked: "By the way, how many people are here this time?"

"We thought you were in trouble. This time we all mobilized, including Superman, Wonder Woman and Batman!"

"Bruce Wayne is here too!" Tony Stark was a little confused: "According to the original plan, shouldn't he collect your combat parameters and formulate a plan?"

"He said he owed us his life!" Steve Rogers: "Bruce Wayne is a very principled man, worthy of the title Batman. Of course, you'd better change your clothes and wash your face, don't let him See you like this now!"

Captain America glanced at the red lip mark on Tony Stark's face, his disgust expression undisguised.

Tony Stark lowered his head and looked at the shirt on his body. It was indeed full of lipstick marks. Even his breasts were covered with lipstick. He didn't know how those women got there.

"Wait a minute, I'll ask someone to send me a set of clothes first!"

Every room in the Lake Island Manor was equipped with a communication device. Tony Stark walked directly to the communication device and pressed the communication button.

"Hello, sir, do you need anything?"

"Please send me a set of clothes!"

"Wait a moment, I'll send it to you right away!"

Steve Rogers looked at this guy's proficiency and wondered if he had come to the wrong place this time!
"By the way, Tony, have you found out where their quantum channel is built, and the database where they store data? In order to prevent other universes from being destroyed, we need to destroy all these equipment and data!"

In the bathroom, the sound of running water in the shower came from Tony Stark's reply: "No, I was drunk when I got here. I just woke up today!"

"And you think they would tell an outsider such an important location!?"

Tony Stark carefully scrubbed the lipstick marks off his body. After taking off his clothes, he discovered that the lipstick marks were not only on his shirt, but also on his breasts and breasts.

Even the turtles he raised were painted with other colors.

"Where is your artificial intelligence partner? Didn't he decipher the security program here!?"

Steve Rogers was sitting on the sofa, and a white mist gradually rose from the glass door of the bathroom.
"You said Friday, I suspect there is an artificial intelligence here that is more powerful than Friday. It can easily block Friday's signal!" Tony Stark said while clearly looking at the lipstick marks on his body.

"You mean it was blocked on Friday, so wouldn't our communication channel be exposed?" Steve Rogers' expression suddenly changed.

"If it's true as I think, you may have been targeted by them when you first came to this universe. As long as you are connected to the Internet signal of this world, there is a possibility of being invaded by them!
Once invaded by this artificial intelligence, your actions in front of it will be almost as if you were naked. "

The bathroom door was opened at this moment, and Tony Stark, wrapped in a bath towel, wiped his wet hair and walked out of the bathroom.

"More dangerous than Ultron!?" Steve Rogers frowned. If it was true as Tony said, then wouldn't they have fallen into a trap when they came to this island manor in the middle of the lake?

"These are two concepts, and compared to this artificial intelligence, the talent behind it is more dangerous!"

Tony Stark picked up the hair dryer and blew his hair in front of the mirror.

At this time, there was a sudden knock on the door of the guest room.

Just as Steve Rogers was about to activate the Ant-Man transformer, Tony Stark suddenly stopped him: "Captain, you should be here to deliver clothes. Please help me get the clothes!"

Captain America: "."

Tony Stark turned back and looked at him: "I think the master here has already known about your arrival!"

Captain America Steve Rogers took a deep look at Tony Stark, then walked straight to the door, hesitated for a moment, and opened the door.

Standing outside the door were two maids wearing black and white maid uniforms. One maid was holding a brand new suit shirt in her hand, and the other was holding a pair of brand new leather shoes.The two maids are not very old, at most 24 or [-] years old.
Steve Rogers noticed that the two of them looked at him who opened the door without much surprise. Obviously, as Tony said, the owner of the manor had already known about their uninvited guests.

He even clearly grasped their specific location.

"Leave the things to me, thank you, I'm sorry to bother you!"

Steve Rogers walked out of the room without noticing that Tony Stark, who was tightly wrapped in a towel, was exposed to the eyes of the two maids.

The eyes of the two maids were immediately attracted. They didn't like old men like Tony Stark, but they were just two men in the same room, and one of them seemed to have just taken a shower.
The two maids had received professional training before taking up the job. They quickly controlled their almost lustful eyes and maintained the proper etiquette as they said to Steve Rogers:

"Sir, our boss has arranged a banquet at Huxin Pavilion and is waiting for you two to come over——"

Steve Rogers always felt that the eyes of the two maids became strange. He took the clothes, nodded to them, turned around and entered the door with the clothes.

The two maids did not leave, but guarded the door, waiting for the two of them to come out after changing their clothes, ready to lead the way for them.
The two people waiting at the door did not communicate with each other verbally, but the look in their eyes could almost convey an Oxford dictionary.

"See? Two men, one room."

"I saw it. I just walked into the room and this butt is so perky!"

"The one inside is not bad. Just looking at it from the side makes you feel yandere..."

"Ah ah ah, they are so worthy of looking at-"

I have to say that once a woman becomes corrupted, the scene is like a ripe mango, which turns yellow after being cut!

Tony Stark and Steve Rogers did not have the ability to read minds, and they had no idea what was being programmed into the minds of the two maids outside the door.

The two briefly discussed it and finally decided to go to the banquet. After all, Superman was the trump card. Even if Tang and Song Dynasty wanted to turn against each other, they still had the power to fight back. Together with Dr. Banner, Wonder Woman and Thor, It’s still unclear who will win!

Tony Stark, who quickly changed his outfit, walked out of the room with Steve Rogers
Two maids led the way for the two of them. At this moment, the two of them were in the mood to take a look at the layout of the manor——

There is a road paved with bluestones under your feet. On both sides of the road is a gurgling stream. Under the water lilies in the stream, you can faintly see various white and red koi carp swimming freely.

The surrounding buildings are all in typical Chinese style. The shapes and carvings are all exquisite and can be called exquisite and beautiful.
Unlike Tony Stark, who focuses on the scenery and buildings of the manor, as a World War II veteran, Steve Rogers has always been observing the security guards and favorable terrain of the manor.

When several black-clad bodyguards wearing headsets passed by them, his eyes followed the steps of these bodyguards, and at the same time, his ears moved, listening to their breathing rates.
Tony Stark was following two maids down a long corridor when he realized Steve Rogers was lagging behind.

He quickly stopped and waited for him. Looking at the solemn look on Steve Rogers' face, he asked: "Captain, what's wrong!?"

"Those bodyguards!" Steve Rogers looked a little dazed. He looked up at Tony Stark: "How many bodyguards did we encounter along the way, the ones in black suits!?"

"More than a dozen or twenty, is there any problem with them?" Tony Stark did not take a closer look at the number and appearance of these black bodyguards. After all, as a billionaire, he was not interested in hiring bodyguards. strangeness.

"These people are very strong. Their strength, speed, and explosive power are no less than those of me and the Winter Soldier!"

"real!"

When Tony Stark heard Steve Rogers' words, he subconsciously looked up at the nearby bodyguards in black.

Steve Rogers grabbed him and said, "Don't look around. Turn around and quietly inform the others so that they don't take these bodyguards lightly!"

"It doesn't matter, captain, we still have Thor. The power of the storm ax in his hand is enough to wipe out all these miscellaneous soldiers!"

Miscellaneous soldiers!Steve Rogers glanced at Tony Stark with a complicated expression, and then turned back silently.

Iron Man, who had no idea that he accidentally injured his teammates by amplifying his move, looked at the two maids leading the way. He was considering whether to use his masculine charm and stepped forward to ask about the security situation of the manor.

On the sloping ground, at another corridor, two figures, one tall, one short, one fat and one thin, staggered over.

Tony Stark could almost fit a duck egg into his mouth. Looking at Thor, the god of thunder whom he had coveted just now, what he was holding at the moment was not the storm axe, but a bottle of red wine.

"Thor, Rocket, why are you here!?"

Seeing Thor who was drunk and swaying as he walked, Steve Rogers and Tony Stark looked at each other and immediately understood that Thor had drunk too much again.

Since the death of Loki and most of Asgard's subjects at the hands of Thanos, Thor has become an alcoholic.

He spent two-thirds of the day soaking in the barrel
Whether it was Steve Rogers, Tony Stark or Jane, they all tried various methods to help Thor get rid of his alcohol addiction, but they all failed without exception!

Fortunately, although Thor was drunk, he never delayed business. In the end, they just let it go and waited for time to slowly heal the scars in the Thor's heart.

They were not surprised that Thor was an alcoholic, but what happened to the raccoon walking next to him? Could it be that the little guy Rocket was also led astray by Thor and became addicted to alcohol!

"Rocket, you drank!"

The little raccoon held a bottle of sake in his hand and opened his drowsy eyes unsteadily, "Captain, Mr. Big Shit, are you also here to attend the banquet hosted by Thor's brother-in-law?"

"Thor's brother-in-law!"

Steve Rogers and Tony Stark looked at each other. Tony Stark walked up to the little raccoon and took the sake bottle from his hand.

"Rocket, when did Thor have a brother-in-law? Isn't his sister Hela, the goddess of death? Isn't she already dead?"

"You are talking about the Hela of our universe. There is also a Hela in this universe. She is Thor's sister and the mistress of this manor!"

The two pairs of eyes looked at Thor at the same time.
Thor seemed drunk, his steps were clattering, and he was walking forward. It seemed that he didn't see Tony Stark and Steve Rogers at all, but when his back was turned to the two of them, there was a deep look in his eyes. , a hint of guilt flashed through.

"Thor!"

Tony Stark looked at Thor's back and suddenly shouted.

Thor sighed, stopped, and slowly turned around with a complicated expression: "I will give you an explanation after I go back. Believe me, it is best to resolve this matter peacefully. Don't try to use force. ! He is a terrible person!" (End of this chapter)