Beauty Comic Cultivation Record

"Obviously, he's playing tricks on us!"

Tony Stark, Steve Rogers, the two giants of the Avengers, and Batman Bruce Wayne of the Justice League came to a corner of the banquet hall. Tony Stark turned his head and looked at where Tang Song was. direction, he said with certainty.

"This guy thinks he is too important, as if other universes will be invaded by demons if he leaves!"

"We have no other choice. The scene that just happened was not Him showing off His power!" Bruce Wayne's voice was particularly cold.

Obviously, the strength Hela showed just now shocked him a lot.

Before coming to this universe, he boasted that he had the world under his control with Superman. However, after he actually came to this universe, he discovered that there was more than one existence in this universe that could rival Superman.

There are even gods more powerful and terrifying than Superman.

"There is an old saying in the East that is very true. People under the eaves have to lower their heads. Now we can only take one step at a time.

However, there is no absolute invincible force in this world. I will formulate a counterattack strategy when I return. As long as he dares to do something that harms the universe, I will let him know that the ants in his eyes are not easy to mess with! "

"Count me in!" Tony Stark answered: "If it's convenient, share the data you collected with me. It seems I need to build a new suit!"

"Okay, when I get back, I will share the collected data with you, but you must be mentally prepared. His strength is beyond my understanding!"

"Only strong enemies are challenging!" Tony Stark was not frightened by Bruce Wayne's words. He raised his eyebrows and looked at Steve Rogers who was thinking deeply: "Captain, what are you thinking? What?"

"I'm thinking about how to solve the problem at hand and defeat Thanos in that parallel universe! Get those infinity stones! Save our universe!"

"I almost forgot about the main thing. This guy named Tang Song put so much pressure on me that I even felt that Thanos was a bit insignificant!" Tony Stark shrugged jokingly, and suddenly an idea came to his mind. : "Captain, do you think if we collect all five infinity stones, can we?" Tony Stark said as his eyes turned to Tang Song.

But before Steve Rogers could answer, he rejected the idea again: "No, no, unless it is an identical universe with quantum entanglement, otherwise the other Infinity Stones in this universe will be just a bunch of beautiful stones!"

"Infinity stones!?" Bruce Wayne asked in confusion!
  I don't know if the Avengers deliberately ignored it, but they didn't tell Bruce Wayne about the Infinity Stones.

"This kind of gem is the product of the rules of the universe. Once gathered together, you can use it to do anything! Our universe was destroyed at the hands of a tyrant, who used the power of infinite gems to take away half of the life in the universe!" Shi Steve Rogers answers Bruce Wayne's questions.

"It's the existence called Thanos you mentioned!" Bruce Wayne frowned: "Why would he do this?"

"This guy is an idealistic madman. He thinks that the resources of the universe are limited, but the growth rate of life in the universe has gradually exceeded the expansion rate of the universe, so he wants to control the population of the universe!" Steve Rogers said with a bitter smile.

Hearing Captain America's explanation, Bruce Wayne's expression was extremely exciting, "So in order to protect the universe, he killed half of all life in the universe!?"

For the first time, Bruce Wayne felt like there was someone crazier than the Joker! Moreover, this guy is still illiterate. Doesn't he know that even if half of the universe is cleared of life, with the ability of life to reproduce, within ten years, the population of the universe will return to its original state? !

What does he mean by doing this? Is he moved by himself?
  "Just a snap of the fingers! Half of the life of the universe turned into black dust" Steve Rogers said: "Can you imagine that kind of scene? Just because of his delusion, it took half of the life of the universe to help him. Buried with him, compared to him, the behavior of the god in front of me seems to be a good person!

After hearing his words, I sometimes wonder, if he was here when Thanos came to Earth, things would be different. Maybe we could stop Thanos! "

"Captain!" Sensing that something was wrong with Steve Rogers, Tony Stark quickly stepped forward and patted him on the shoulder.

Steve Rogers waved his hand to indicate that he was fine: "Don't worry, I'm fine. I just feel that what I did was not good enough!"

"Captain, we have tried our best!" Tony Stark comforted him: "Don't worry, we will definitely win this time, and we will definitely retrieve the infinite stones and save our universe!"

"Tony, Mr. Wayne, I don't deny your point of view. We need to guard against him, but before that, we'd better get rid of Thanos! Otherwise, once the infinite stones fall into his hands, it will be bad. Don't forget , but he learned about the existence of quantum channels in Nebula!" Steve Rogers said to the two of them with a solemn expression.

Steve Rogers' words instantly made Tony Stark and Bruce Wayne realize the seriousness of the matter.

"I need detailed information about Thanos!" Bruce Wayne looked at Tony Stark.

Tony Stark clicked: "I have a backup in my smart glasses, I will send it to you right away!"

Just as the two giants of the Avengers and Batman were discussing how to deal with Thanos in the parallel universe, Natasha, the black widow in a red dress, walked towards Tang Song with a champagne glass.

She had been paying attention to the Tang and Song Dynasties just now. When she saw the group of women from the Tang and Song Dynasties, she confirmed in her heart that even if this was a god, he was also a lustful god.
  For the Black Widow, who has experienced many battles, she knows very well about the confidence of men as creatures, and she is equally confident in her own charm.

"Hello!" Natasha Romanoff walked up to Tang Song, who was chatting with Ryan, holding a wine glass, and said with a smile on her face: "Should I call you Your Majesty or Mr. Tang!"

"Boss! Then I'll go arrange the manpower first!" Ryan looked at the black widow who came to the door, nodded towards Tang Song, held his champagne glass, and walked away from a distance!
  "The title is just a code name. Since you are not my believer, there is no problem in calling me Mr. Tang. After all, we are not too familiar!" Tang Song smiled politely and politely at the black widow in front of him. .

The smile on Natasha's face froze for a moment, and then she covered it up: "Don't the Bible say that God loves the world? Does it mean that God only loves his believers!"

"Jehovah acted too domineering, so he didn't have a good death. Now I am the new God. The Holy See has just revised a new Bible. If you are interested in the Bible, I can ask them to get it for you when you leave. One!"

At this time, the Tang and Song Dynasties behaved like a straight man, or a straight god.
  It's not that Tang and Song Dynasty lost interest in beauties, it's just that he really couldn't be interested in the black widow in front of him. After practicing to his level, female sex is just a little embellishment in a long life.

The reason why the Tang and Song dynasties are still somewhat interested in female sex is simply that compared with those seniors who have lived for tens of thousands or hundreds of thousands of years, he is still relatively immature. To put it simply, he has not yet mastered this kind of thing. greasy.

However, even so, Tang and Song are not taboos in eating meat and vegetables, just like the black widow in front of him. When he first came to the Marvel Universe, he might still have some interest, but now,
  Tang Song shook his head, and after briefly dealing with her, he turned around to leave with the wine glass in hand.
  At this moment, a voice made Tang Song stop and turn around.

"Mr. Tang, or in other words, Your Majesty, could you please give me some time to ask you something?" This was the voice of Wonder Woman Diana.

Tang Song turned around, and the person behind him in the same red dress was none other than Wonder Woman Diana. She and Black Widow Natasha stood together like two roses with thorns...
  In terms of appearance, the two are about the same, but in the eyes of this kind of person, Diana has an extra divinity surrounding her compared to the Black Widow.

Now, with Tang and Song's cultivation, even if he has deliberately restrained himself, when he looks at Natasha, he can still clearly see the foundation on her face, and even the large pores and acne...
  And the smell that she couldn't hide even after using perfume
  It's not that Natasha is so bad, it's just that her five senses are as strong as those in Tang and Song Dynasties, and some things will appear in front of him even if she doesn't look at them deliberately.

This is also the reason why Tang and Song Dynasties have been staying in Daluotian in the past two years!
  In the Tang and Song Dynasties, Diana did not have this burden. As a god, Diana's body was indeed much better than that of ordinary humans. At least in the eyes of the Tang and Song Dynasties, no flaws could be seen on her smooth face.

Tang Song smiled: "Just call me Tang Song. Excuse me, beautiful lady, do you have anything to do with me?"

Natasha looked at Tang and Song's double-standard behavior. Even if her psychological quality was strong enough, she couldn't help but change her expression, and turned around and left with the wine glass in hand.

Diana looked back at her, shrugged her shoulders, and smiled at Tang Song: "I seem to have come at the wrong time!"

Tang Song spread his hands and said with a smile: "Maybe you came at the right time!"

With a look from Tang Song, a vampire maid came over with two glasses of champagne.

The maids who can serve in the Lake Island Manor are at least viscounts and earl-level vampires in other places, and all of them have extremely good eyesight. Although they dare not look directly at their big boss, they all pay attention to the movements of Tang and Song Dynasties. When they see the big boss asking for a drink...
  Four or five maids around him all came towards him with trays, but in the end, the maid closest to him came out on top.

In everyone's envious eyes, he walked up to Tang Song with a tray. Tang Song put the empty champagne glass in his hand on the tray, took two more glasses of wine, and handed one to Diana: "I don't know the famous magic Do you have any problem with me, Heroine?"

Diana took the wine glass from Tang Song, held it in her hand, and asked in a very relaxed and natural tone: "For the sake of our acquaintance, can you answer me a question?"

"Say! I will tell you everything I know!" Tang Song smiled.

"What is the purpose of the document you asked us to sign?" Diana stared at Tang Song's face, carefully observing the changes in his expression.

"A contract, I just want you to be my agent and spread my faith in other universes for me!" Tang Song said with a smile: "Don't worry, I won't let you work in vain. My employees and subordinates all know that I am a generous person." The boss!"

Diana stared into Tang Song's eyes and asked seriously: "So, what will happen if we violate this contract?"

Tang Song tilted his head, drank the glass of champagne gently, and threw the glass away.

The cup drew a beautiful arc and landed steadily on the tray in the hand of a waiter twenty meters away. It was as light and steady as if it were placed directly on it by hand.

Tang Song sighed: "My contract is very loose and there is no KPI assessment. The premise is that your friends should not always think about going against me. The clay figurine also has a certain amount of anger. What do you think the god will do when he is angry! Huh? !”

After staring at Tang Song's face for a long time, Diana spread her hands helplessly: "I'm sorry for breaking into your residence this time, I'm really, really sorry, but,
  I can guarantee them that this will never happen again. "

Tang Song raised his eyebrows and said leisurely: "Oh? After seeing the strength I showed, you gave up the idea of ​​using force to conquer me? But neither Tony Stark nor Bruce Wayne seems to be The kind of person who can be easily persuaded!”

Diana said extremely frankly: "Yes, although I don't know what kind of person Tony Stark is, but I know Bruce, he will definitely find a way to formulate measures against you after he returns.
  However, for a god as powerful as you, I don’t think his method is effective, and I believe you will not do anything that endangers the balance of the multiverse! In this way, we won't have unnecessary conflicts, right? "

Faced with the beauty's compliment, Tang Song laughed and looked up at a waiter and maid walking by in the distance. With a wave of his hand, a glass of wine flew directly into his hand.

"That's right, with my current strength, I really don't need to care about their challenges!"

With Tang and Song's current strength, unless he was facing those multiverse-level beings, everyone else was just a bunch of chickens and dogs in front of him.

The series of adventures brought about by the extra parts of the Lord God saved thousands or even tens of thousands of years of cultivation time. Now that his cultivation has reached the Golden Immortal realm, it can be said that he has reached the limit of what the universe can carry.

Naturally, he would no longer take the Justice League and the Avengers seriously, especially since they had signed a contract and became his agents, and their life and death were in his hands.

"Don't worry, I'm not an evil god, nor am I one of those extreme environmentalists. I have no interest in destruction. At most, I just want to develop believers and get some resources!"

Diana nodded slightly, but sighed heavily in her heart. She didn't know whether the words of the man in front of her were true or false.

But strength is the basis of everything. People without power are not qualified to demand equal treatment from others.

Diana stretched out her hand towards Tang and Song:
  "So, Don, we are friends again? Well, I hope our friendship will not be damaged by some misunderstandings in the future."

Diana said it very seriously, because she really wanted to make up for the relationship between the Justice League and Tang and Song Dynasty.

After all, no one wants to be watched by a powerful god all the time.

Holding Diana's white and tender hand, Tang Song nodded and said: "I will never give up on my followers and friends. Now that you have become my representatives, we are one, and there will be many things happen to us in the future. Let’s do it together!”

The next day, the sun shone through the floor-to-ceiling windows into the master bedroom of Huxindao Manor. Boss Tang opened his eyes from the golden nanmu bed that could accommodate more than a dozen people.

At this time, there was no one in the bedroom. Early in the morning, Hela was dragged by Skye and others, and they went to the luxury store in Raccoon Town to buy some things in a sports car.
  Women, whether they are mortals or gods, are interested in luxury goods and jewelry, just like dragons are interested in gold. Their obsession comes from their blood.

Although the cloakrooms of just a few of them in the manor are as large as a dozen other people's homes, it is obvious that these women enjoy the fun of shopping.

"boss!"

In the small living room of the manor, Tang Song came here after washing up. In the living room, Ryan was reading the information on the light screen in front of him and eating breakfast.

Hearing Tang Song's footsteps, Ryan raised his head and said hello to Tang Song, and then continued to read and correct the electronic documents.

"Where's Kane?" Tang Song asked casually after sitting down.

"Yesterday after you went back to your room to rest, Frank came back. They took the two hell kings and a group of them to New York, saying they were going to a bar, but they haven't come back yet—"

The maid brought an exquisite Chinese breakfast, soy milk and fried dough sticks, and thick millet porridge that was cooked just right.

What surprised Tang and Song Dynasty was that there were sesame pancakes in breakfast——

This kind of snack from his hometown in his previous life is rare abroad. Even the Chinese chefs in the manor will not spend any effort to study this thing.

Tang Song picked one up and took a bite.
  Well, it tastes good, the skin is crispy, the heat is just right, and the ratio of sesame seeds and sugar syrup is also right.

After being in seclusion for a long time, Tang and Song, who had not had a serious breakfast for a long time, rarely had a big appetite.
  "Boss, do we really not care about Thanos? I feel that the Thanos in the parallel universe they discovered is very likely to be the one missing here!"

Ryan finished the last bite of the omelette on the plate, took out a golden pill and stuffed it into his mouth. For him who had cultivated the black dragon's true form, he really had to eat as much as he wanted. Even nine cows a day wouldn't be enough.

Ordinary eating is just a tooth sacrifice, and what really fills the stomach is the elixir refined in the Tang and Song Dynasties.

"Since others have refused our help, we don't have to worry about it. I have a hunch that they will suffer a big loss this time. Do you really think that you can walk sideways in the multiverse with just one Superman? Not the Golden Super!"

In the Tang and Song Dynasties, after finishing a sesame seed cake, he wiped the sesame seeds on the corners of his mouth, picked up the golden millet porridge in front of him, and took a sip.

"How do you check out the cosmic coordinates Quill mentioned?"

"The people who were sent out have returned. There is a universe that seems to have something that interests you!"

As he spoke, Ryan moved his finger in front of his face, and a light screen was projected in front of Tang Song...
  "Autobots out!"

It was a video. In an abandoned factory, a truck transformed into a tall robot with a dull roar. It accumulated energy and blasted away another robot.

"Optimus Prime, Transformers, the Source of Fire?! That's a good thing!"