Beauty Comic Cultivation Record

Chapter 451: Bad Guests Give You a Twist

Asgard, side hall of Golden Palace, banquet hall.

Groups of maids in long skirts shuttled between the banquet hall and the kitchen, bringing sumptuous Asgardian delicacies to the long table in the banquet hall, and removing the clean plates that had been swept away from the long table.

Although there were more than twenty maids coming and going in the banquet hall delivering meals,

But it seems that it is far behind the speed of these guests' meals.

Soon the dishes were piling up in the kitchen!

Several elderly cooks waved their magic wands in their hands, summoning a soap bubble that exuded colorful luster.

With a tap of the golden oak wand in the hand of a cook, rows of plates flew up neatly and were suspended in mid-air.

The other cooks waved their wands, and large soap bubbles expanded instantly, enveloping the oil-stained silver plates.

"Clap clap clap..."

Along with the sound of soap bubbles breaking, streaks of light flashed through the soap bubbles...

After the soap bubbles dissipated, a cook waved the magic wand in her hand, and under her command, the brand-new silver plates lined up neatly and landed on the long table nearby.

The female chef who was busy in front of a large iron pot with a diameter of more than two meters used a large spoon in her hand to stir. A dozen pieces of fried golden crispy pork chops jumped out of the oil pot and landed steadily on those On a silver platter.

Several maids who had been waiting nearby put silver dust covers on the silver plates and placed the dishes in the dining car nearby.

Before the maid who delivered the food here had left, another cart of silver plates stained with oil came in.

Several cooks couldn't help complaining because their arms were sore from just waving a wand.

"Is there a grand banquet for a thousand people in the banquet hall?!

But we don’t have any news. If we had known earlier, we should have found more people to help! "

"Why did I hear Isis say that there are only six guests in the banquet hall!"

"Six guests! God King Odin, are all of them the reincarnation of Fenrir?"

Unlike the other cooks who were gossiping, the female chef who was frying pork chops and cooking other pork delicacies remained silent.

Only when she heard the name of the demon wolf Fenrir, a flash of hatred flashed across the face of this female chef, who was fat and had arms as thick as an ordinary person's thighs.

"Thank you for your hard work. I really didn't expect that they could eat so much at today's banquet!"

Before anyone arrived, the hearty laughter spread into the kitchen first. A moment later, an elegant lady-like woman came in with several maids.

"queen!"

"queen!"

"Queen Frigga!"

Everyone in the kitchen put down their work and said hello to the woman. The person who came was none other than the Queen of Asgard, the goddess of magic Frigga.

"A batch of elven nectar has been sent from Alfheim! I brought some over, and you guys have worked hard too. Let's share some!"

Queen Frigga picked up a few crystal bottles from the maid's tray nearby.

The viscous honey in the crystal bottle emitted a warm light like sunlight, and Queen Frigga personally handed it to the busy cooks one by one.

At this time, the busy cooks seemed to have forgotten their fatigue, and expressed their gratitude to the queen with laughter and joy.

"Andhelimnir!" Queen Frigga walked to the female chef with the last bottle of elven nectar and looked at the former Valkyrie with some distress.

Who would have thought that this female chef, who was as fat as a bucket, was once a powerful and invincible Valkyrie when she was young!

Queen Frigga also understood that what happened back then might have been too cruel for Andhelimnir, as all her companions who fought side by side died at the hands of her daughter.

And all of this, in the eyes of Andhelimnir, might just be because of the struggle for power between the royal families of the Asa clan, which caused her to lose her sisters and comrades!

Andhelimnir was cooking the pork knuckle in his hands quickly, as if he didn't notice Frigga at the side at all.

Frigga sighed, put the beautifying elf nectar in her hand on the long table beside her, turned around and left.

"I felt the devil's breath on those plates. Nothing happened to Asgard, right?"

Queen Frigga had just turned around when a voice sounded from behind her.

"Don't forget, there is a Valkyrie in Asgard!" Andhelimnir added silently in his heart: "Even if I am the only one left!"

"It's okay! Just some guests!" Frigga waved her hand without looking back.

"Boom!"

Suddenly, there was a burst of thunder in the sky. Frigga and Andhelimnir both raised their heads and looked out. They saw dazzling lightning in the sky turned into silver snakes and tore apart Asgard. sky, all smashed into the banquet hall.

"Not good!" Queen Frigga was shocked, picked up her long skirt, and ran towards the banquet hall.

After hesitating for a moment, Andhelimnir put down the spatula in his hand, picked up a two-handed long sword from under the stove, and followed him under the eyes of several cooks.

"Boom!"

In the banquet hall, the old demon dragon was holding Zhengxiang, who was chewing a tenderloin that was crispy on the outside and tender on the inside. He was a little surprised when he heard the rumbling thunder above his head: "Well, does Asgard also have thunderstorms?"

Beelzebub on the side elegantly cut the pork chops in front of him with a knife and fork, and said softly: "You think everything is like hell. Except for the lava river flowing everywhere all year round, you can't see any fresh scenery!"

Deadpool Wade glanced dishonestly at the tall, milky white and round snow exposed by the maid of the Golden Palace beside her, and agreed after thinking: "The scenery in Asgard is indeed good! But I heard that Hell There is also a different kind of scenery!”

"Boss Kane, I heard that a new batch of venues have been opened on Earth. The main feature is Hell Succubus. However, those venues implement a membership system. I spent money and they were unwilling to let me in!"

Kane used a knife and fork to cut the pork sausages on the plate into evenly sized pieces. The thickness was almost the same, and then he used a bread-like staple food unique to Asgard to evenly spread the sausages on top. , add some onions, grill the meat, and put a layer of grilled golden bread on top.

After taking a hard bite, Kane raised his eyes and looked at Deadpool Wade: "Now the owners of all the places on the earth have been handed over to Selina's Dark Council! If you want a premium membership card for the Magic Cave, you can Go find Selena!”

"Forget it!" Deadpool Wade knew that Selena, a bitch, was one of the boss's prostitutes. Asking her for a membership card was no different from asking the boss directly.

If the Tang and Song Dynasties hadn't been too strict, why would he have gone to the parallel universe to have fun!

At worst, I can have fun in this universe for a few days before I go back.

The old demon dragon gnawed clean the whole tenderloin in his hand in two or three mouthfuls. Seeing the wretched expression on Deadpool Wade's face, he laughed wildly and said: "Boy, you like succubus, wait for us Now that the things here are over, go back to our universe and I’ll give you a batch!

There is no shortage of wine, food, and beauties in hell. Even if you want a dragon girl, I can find her for you. Well, I remember that some of my granddaughters have pretty good looks and strong bodies! I will betroth them to you later! "

When Deadpool Wade heard what the old demon dragon said, his eyes almost shone brightly under his hood, and he rubbed his hands and said: "How can you be so embarrassed, ahem, old demon dragon, we are also friends who eat and drink together, you can speak well count!"

The old demonic dragon slapped the table hard: "Don't worry, our demonic dragon clan keeps what we say! Calculate whether my granddaughter is ten thousand or eight thousand. It has been too long and I can't remember. Dragon All the descendants in the abyss are my descendants! Well, as long as you don’t try to take advantage of my treasures, you can take your pick of those female dragons!”

"Mother dragon! Wade, can your small body bear it?" Frank looked at Wade teasingly.

Wade touched his waist, which had been overloaded for several days, and felt weak in his heart.

He was unconvinced and said to Frank, "Don't say one, ten or eight will be fine!"

Frank shook his head and stared at Wade's lower body with a subtle expression: "I mean, with the size of those female dragons, can your vagina penetrate their vagina?"

Wade's mouth opened wide, his mind a little confused. A female dragon is also the most physically powerful abyss dragon among the dragons. Their scales can withstand the bombardment of ordinary alien shaped cannons. With that layer of *, even if they turn into human form, He must be pretty tough too!

Wade subconsciously looked down at his second brother, suddenly feeling inferior.

"Old Demon Dragon, your dragon's body structure should be almost the same as that of humans when you transform into human form!" Wade blinked and looked at the Old Demon Dragon.

The old demon dragon scratched his hair and was a little confused: "This body of mine was transformed into a human body using the ultimate transformation technique. The body structure is similar to that of a human being. Well, the strength of the physical body is less than one percent of the original body! I always feel soft during a fight!”

As he spoke, the old demon dragon clenched his fist, and a burst of explosions suddenly sounded from his palm. When he spread his hand, a small white mushroom cloud suddenly rose from his palm.

"The strength of this physical body, you said, is only one percent of the original body!"

Everyone looked at the old demon dragon with subtle expressions. Even Beelzebub, who was about the same strength as the old demon dragon, had about the same physical strength as the old demon dragon's current body.

You said this is only one percent of the essence.

"This old guy is indeed the first demon dragon in the Hell Abyss! Even if he has the blessing of the Gluttony Domain, he may not be able to defeat him!" Beelzebub looked at the old demon dragon and thought in his mind.

"Such a powerful physical body is not inferior to some of the top immortal treasures that are bound by the Tiangang Disha ban. It does have a bit of the demeanor of the physical body that the boss mentioned!" Kane looked at the old demon dragon, with a war in his eyes. He was so excited that he wanted to test how big the gap was between himself and this old demon dragon!

After his White Tiger True Form is completed, it can theoretically be comparable to some innate spiritual treasures.

But to polish the body to that extent, it takes tens of millions of years. "Well, if you can't, you can find those little female dragons that are used to sex. You don't have to worry about that level of things!" The old demon dragon gave the skinny Wade a pitiful look, and then said proudly:

"Don't worry, the female dragons of our demon dragon clan are very strong, and unlike those metal dragons and five-color dragons, they are very fertile. I remember that I have a great-granddaughter! She reproduced with her own strength Several races!

Although there are not many pure bloods, maybe they are lucky to be born! Otherwise, I will decide to marry her to you, and you two will definitely give birth to many half-dragons by then! "

After giving birth to several races of female dragons, the first image that came to Wade's mind was the queen ant with the fat butt constantly laying eggs in the ant nest, and the sows in the breeding farm! ,

Thinking about this scene, Wade felt excited.

"Uh! Forget it! I suddenly feel that I am not worthy of your granddaughters, granddaughters. With my body, I'd better find a human beauty. That's good, that's good!"

Frank added jealously on the side: "Wade, the female dragon is not considered, what about the succubus! Tsk tsk tsk, although your body is thin, your recovery ability is top-notch, you should be able to let those succubi play more!"

Wade glared at Frank fiercely: "I am very talented, isn't it just a matter of a few kidneys? If they are used up, I will cut them off and gain two more healthy ones!"

As soon as the words came out of his mouth, Wade himself was startled.

Well, I wonder if a pair of healthy kidneys can regrow after severe kidney failure is removed.

If so, then cut off the a**.

Hiss, with my recovery ability and immortality, wouldn't it be possible for me to get stuck a dozen times a night?

Deadpool Wade fell into some kind of conjecture for a moment and laughed.

Looking at Wade whose mind was full of waste, Frank was completely speechless. He simply concentrated on dealing with the pork pie in front of him.

Kane finished the homemade red sausage burger in two bites and said to Beelzebub: "How was the fishing?"

Beelzebub shook his head: "I opened a crack and sent the soul breath of this battlefield into hell. Those who took the bait were all small fish and shrimps. My "old friends" will not take such a risk. , especially since Ancient One is still blocking the real dimension.

Odin has not yet fallen asleep. Even if they want these souls, they will not take risks themselves. At most, they will get a clone or let believers collect the souls on the battlefield for them! The few small fish we caught were the work of a few "old friends" among them! "

"In that case, forget it!" Kane reached out and knocked on the table: "Now is the time when the Netherworld is short of manpower! Frank will turn around and use the Soul Gathering Banner to pack up these souls and take them away!"

"Okay! I get it!" Frank nodded.

Johnny, who had been silent, raised his head and glanced at the two of them, then lowered his head and started cutting the fried pork chop.

If the two hell demons, Old Demon Dragon and Beelzebub, were collecting these battlefield souls, he would definitely come out to stop them, even if they couldn't defeat them. After all, souls are the best delicacies for these demons. These hell demons always like to devour souls. to increase strength.

As for Kane and Frank, he is not worried at all. Johnny is also a member of the high-level group of the Tang Group, as the judge of the Netherworld appointed by the Tang and Song Dynasties!

He naturally understands what the Netherworld is, and most of these souls should have a very good destination.

After getting along with Tang Song and others in the past few years, he also knew what kind of character his big boss was.

It is common to use enemy souls to refine magic weapons and demons to refine treasures. What's more, just like those creator civilizations, even the planet was destroyed together.

But he also knew that the Tang and Song Dynasties, and even the entire Tang Group, only targeted enemies who hindered them and would not easily harm ordinary people.

"Um?!"

Kane and Frank, who were dining, stopped what they were doing and looked outside. They looked at each other with confused expressions.

"Boss Kane! What's wrong?" Wade looked at the two people looking at each other and asked suspiciously.

"Ding Dong!" Kane threw the knife and fork in his hand onto the plate and said calmly: "Hela is here!"

"What?" Deadpool stood up suddenly as if his butt was on fire: "Why is she here? Could it be that the boss sent her to take us back!"

Both Johnny and Frank looked a little unhappy.

The old demon dragon shook his body carelessly, picked up a glass of Asgard's wine from the dining table, and poured it into his stomach.

He hummed: "Hela, the goddess of death, is indeed very strong, at the peak level of Heavenly Father God, but I am no worse than her. Even if she comes, what are you afraid of!? At worst, just go back with her!"

"You don't know! As soon as Hela appears, the universe will burst into rivers of blood!" Frank rubbed his head: "It would be okay if the boss comes, but if the boss doesn't come, we can't stop her!"

The old demon dragon said carelessly: "Hela, I have dealt with her before. As the goddess of death, she is indeed very murderous. But how many people can she kill? Is it possible that she can also kill the people on the battleships outside?" Kill them all?"

"More than that! With Hela's personality, despite the boss's ban, if she finds an excuse, she can kill all the civilizations affiliated with Thanos!"

Kane explained very gently: "As far as I know, Hela has recently been practicing a very powerful magical power. The first step of this magical power is to refine 480 million blood gods. The first Steps need to be made by killing trillions of intelligent beings! That means the boss keeps suppressing her, otherwise with her character, there won't be any living things wherever she passes!"

Trillions of lives. When they heard Kane's explanation, even the old demon dragon and Beelzebub, who were the Lords of Hell and had slaughtered countless creatures, were a little surprised.

They can't imagine what kind of magic requires such a huge number of flesh and blood souls to activate. They must know that even some ancient black magic spells that can be called forbidden magic only use 66,666 pure* A woman comes to sacrifice

"Boom!"

Outside the banquet hall, there was another burst of muffled thunder, which made everyone react in surprise.

"What's going on with the weather in Asgard?" Frank looked up, and two golden lights shot out from his eyes, heading straight towards the bullfight!

"No!" Frank rushed back, picked up Johnny, who was sitting next to the old devil dragon, and jumped to a corner of the banquet hall.

The old demon dragon was so stunned that before he could react to what was going on, dozens of lightning bolts with a faint sound of thunder roared towards him and Beelzebub, smashing the ceiling of the banquet hall!

"Crack!"

Sensing the brilliant energy contained in the golden thunder above his head, Beelzebub turned into a wisp of black smoke and rushed to the side. At the same time, he cunningly transformed dozens of phantoms in mid-air, and his whole person was in a state of virtuality and reality. In the meantime, he avoided the lightning that struck his head.

As for the old demon dragon, he relied on his physical strength. Under the admiring gazes of Kane and others who were hiding far away, he was able to withstand the angry full blow of God King Odin.

"Cough, cough, cough!"

The brilliant golden thunder hit the old demon dragon's head, and the golden thunder covered the old demon dragon like a waterfall. A trace of electric arc overflowed from this waterfall-like thunder, and came into contact with the thousands-year-old golden oak table in the banquet hall. , the entire table and the silver plate on it immediately turned into a pile of powder.

When the lightning dissipated, the chair under the old demon dragon's butt disappeared directly, and a large pit with a diameter of four to five meters and a depth of more than ten meters appeared directly on the magic-blessed ground.

A dark piece of coke lay quietly at the bottom of the pit.

However, feeling that the aura on the old demon dragon's body showed no sign of weakening, Kane and others all breathed a sigh of relief.

boom! There was a dull loud noise, and the two-foot-thick banquet hall was like a wooden door being blasted open with a punch. Odin walked in with heavy steps holding the eternal spear, pointing the spear directly at Beelzebub: "Dirty Hell creature, who gave you the courage to set foot in Asgard!"

"This is a misunderstanding! Your Majesty Odin, we have no intention of becoming an enemy of Asgard!" Beelzebub faced Odin who was pointed directly at him and did not choose to take action immediately, but spread his hands and explained.

"Misunderstanding, King of Gluttony Beelzebub, there is no misunderstanding between me and you hell! Have you forgotten that it was me and the Ancient One who jointly expelled you back to hell? Are a group of maggots hiding in the gutter planning again? What kind of conspiracy, I won’t let you succeed, the flies and bugs should retreat into the ditch!”

Odin, who was in a bad mood at this time, urgently needed someone to vent to. He didn't want to listen to Beelzebub's explanation in front of him. He just wanted to find someone to have a good fight with and vent the frustration in his heart.

"Odin!" Beelzebub was also furious because Odin was scolding him like maggots and flies. He shook his neck and flames rose under his feet: "Don't think I'm afraid of you!"

There was a void around Beelzebub, and the space was squirming, like a ferocious mouth full of transparent fangs, as if it was about to bite Odin in the next moment.

Odin took a long breath and showed a happy smile on his face: "Okay, come, have a good fight with me, don't hold back, if you lose, you will stay in Asgard forever. !”

Golden light flashed on his body, and a golden divine armor covered Odin's body!

The flames at Beelzebub's feet rose up and turned into long flame whips, just as he was about to step forward and confront Odin.

"Just hit him, why are you so long-winded!" Frank on the side couldn't hold back anymore. He pulled out the black gold stick he carried with him, picked up the stick with both hands, jumped up high, came to Odin's head, and smashed his head and face with the stick. down.

A black-gold big stick released strips of auspicious energy in Frank's hand, with a bright light, and thousands of layers of evil aura enveloped Odin layer by layer.

Odin could feel that although he was hundreds of meters away, a powerful pressure was firmly locked on him.

Seeing what seemed like billions of stick shadows swaying above his head, Odin was going crazy like an old man at this moment!

"It's a good stick, but it's far worse than my gun!" Odin raised his gun and stabbed!

Fast, too fast! Frank only felt a golden lightning strike towards him, and he swung the stick away with all his strength.

After a crisp metal clang, Frank felt an irresistible force coming from the tiger's mouth. He rolled back more than a dozen times until the wall of the banquet hall collapsed. , only then did he stop walking.

"boom!"

At this time, the aftermath of the confrontation between the two spread in all directions, and the walls, floor, and ceiling of the entire banquet hall lit up with white light. However, in the face of this shock wave, the barely formed runes did not last long. It broke directly.

The entire banquet hall collapsed in a roar!

"Come again!" A ball of crimson fire burst out from the ruins, giving Odin another blow to the head! Only this time, the force is more than a hundred times heavier!

(End of this chapter)