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Chapter 169 Learning Taoism to steal chickens
When Li Chen heard that there was a solution for that piece of broken jade, he couldn't help feeling overjoyed, and hurriedly asked, "Is there any good solution?"
Zhao Laowai said: "What can you explain on the phone? If you have time, you can come to me."
Li Chen said, "Well, I don't have class tomorrow morning, so I'll find you then."
Zhao Laowai said: "That's good. By the way, don't forget to bring me two bottles of good wine. I haven't drank much these two days."
After putting down the phone, Li Chenjue's mood improved even more. Getting rid of the broken jade is his biggest priority right now.Afterwards, he also told Qin Yue about it, and Qin Yue was also very happy after hearing it.
On the second day, Li Chen made an appointment with Qin Yue and Bai Lingling, and the three of them came to the place where Mr. Zhao lived.Before going, Li Chen went to the Wuliangye specialty store to buy him two bottles of good wine.
When he came to the house where Zhao Laowai was, he saw that his door was not closed, so he sat at the door and carefully observed the piece of broken jade under the sunlight.
Li Chen walked up and said, "Uncle Zhao..."
Before he finished speaking, Mr. Zhao snatched the two bottles of Wuliangye from his hand and said, "Good guy, Wuliangye! It's really interesting." He immediately opened a bottle and said to his mouth. Just drank it.
This Zhao Laowai drank half a bottle of white wine in one go, then stopped and said: "Good wine, really good wine. I haven't had such good wine for a long time, but the taste is a bit impure .”
Li Chen said: "Uncle Zhao, if you are willing to drink this wine, I will buy it for you next time."
Zhao Laowai shook his head and said: "Actually, there is no need to buy such a good wine. Even a person like me who drinks wine as water can't drink anything good. Just buy me some loose wine or something."
Bai Lingling said at this time: "A person with profound morals like you shouldn't drink so much alcohol. Aren't you afraid of damaging your cultivation?"
Zhao Laowai smiled and said: "You little elf knows a lot, but I have thought about it a long time ago. What can I do if I have a high level? It is impossible to live forever. After a hundred years, it will not be a pile of bones ? So, I said that this person should enjoy the time, live as he pleases, without thinking too much."
Bai Lingling nodded thoughtfully, in fact, it wasn't until she became a human.The idea is very different from before.
Before, she was a little fox who had been seeking the Tao and only wanted to become a fairy, and she had no distracting thoughts in her heart at all.However, when she realized that becoming an immortal and attaining the Tao is nothing but an empty field, and after becoming a human being and being in contact with the five aggregates and confusion in the world, she realized that everything is actually an empty field, and only feelings are the most real .
Especially her current thinking is not much different from that of Zhao Laowai. In her mind, her greatest wish may be to be able to fall in love with Li Chen, but she knows that this is impossible, because Li Chen just regards her as a My own sister never thought about anything else at all.
Li Chen asked at this time: "Uncle Zhao, you said that there is a way to deal with this broken jade, what is the way?"
Zhao Laowai said: "Actually, I'm not sure whether my method will work or not, but if it is really successful, it can completely suppress this piece of broken jade, and it will not break out in at least 200 years. .”
Qin Yue asked with some incomprehension: "Can it only be suppressed? Can't it be completely eliminated?"
Zhao Laowai said helplessly: "It's not impossible to get rid of all the evil spirits in this broken jade, but it's impossible in this era. After all, there are too few people who really have the Tao. To wipe out the group of evil spirits with heavy grievances, at least 49 highly skilled people must launch the Tiangang formation at the same time to succeed, otherwise there is no possibility at all."
Li Chen asked, "It's not that serious, is it?"
Zhao Laowai said: "Think about it, the three evil spirits in the broken jade can compete with the old monsters that have been around for nearly a thousand years. If 99 evil spirits came out together, what would it be like? It's not what you can imagine."
Li Chen still felt that what Zhao Laowai said was a bit mysterious, and he said, "Then Uncle Zhao took them all, didn't you? I don't think there is anything wrong."
Zhao Laowai said: "Actually, I was able to subdue that old demon and the three evil spirits. I also used some means in it. If I insist on fighting against them, I'm afraid even ten are not enough for me."
Li Chen said, "Uncle Zhao, tell me your solution."
"Let's go into the room and talk." Zhao Laowai let the three of them into the room, and then slowly explained to the three of them: "My method is to find something that can counteract it and completely suppress it. You know Everything born between heaven and earth, no matter whether it is humans, ghosts, gods, or objects, is within the five elements and cannot break away from the rule that the five elements restrain each other. That is to say, even if this piece of broken jade is powerful, there are objects that can restrain him."
Li Chen asked suspiciously: "Speaking of this is a truth, the main thing is where can I find something to restrain him? This is the main thing."
Zhao Laowai said: "This is also easy to handle. I have already thought of a way, and I can get the result tonight."
As he said that, he said to Li Chen: "Boy, don't leave tonight, just two days ago I caught two wild rabbits in the woods, and I made a few of our masters drink him."
Bai Lingling loves food the most. When he heard that there were wild rabbits to eat, he immediately said: "Okay, okay, I want to eat wild rabbits too."
Zhao Laowai joked and said, "Let me tell you, that's Li Chen and I's appetizers, and we don't have enough to eat."
Bai Lingling said: "Then I don't care, you can drink and eat other things." She turned to Qin Yue and said, "You say yes, Qin Yue. You don't want to leave, let's watch this old man together at night." How did you find something that can restrain the broken jade?" Seeing that Li Chen and Bai Lingling were not leaving, she naturally couldn't go back, so she used Li Chen's mobile phone to make a call to the school.
Although this Zhao Laowai has a small face, he is extremely ugly. To put it bluntly, he looks like he came from Mars.But cooking and eating is very good, and it didn't take long for the aroma to spread from the big iron pot outside.Li Chen didn't see him use any special condiments, nor did he use any special techniques, but the things he made were simply delicious.
After it was done, Zhao Laowai also said: "This time, you can eat it as soon as possible. I have a lot less condiments, and I don't want to go up the mountain to look for them. I will make a better one for you next time I have a chance. "
Bai Lingling ate a large piece of meat and said: "This is delicious enough, I have never eaten such delicious food."
Qin Yue, who has always been reticent, also said: "It is indeed delicious, I have never eaten such a delicious bunny rabbit."
Li Chen said: "Uncle Zhao, I really didn't realize that you make such delicious food? If I had known earlier, I would buy something for you to cook."
Zhao Laowai listened to the three of them trying to fool him, it was quite useful, and he said very proudly: "Do you know how I practiced my cooking skills?"
Li Chen replied: "Did you ever learn to be a chef? Have you ever worked in a restaurant?"
Zhao Laowai shook his head and said: "Then we have never done it before. My ability to make delicious food is completely obtained by stealing chickens when I was a child, and I practiced it every day in the wild."
"Let me tell you this, the reason why I want to learn Taoism is that it is easy to learn it for stealing chickens, otherwise anyone who is full will have nothing to do to learn this stuff."
Li Chenjue thought that he might have drunk too much again, and started blowing like clouds and mist, and said, "Uncle Zhao, have you drunk too much again? What does learning Taoism have to do with stealing chickens?"
Seeing that Li Chen didn't believe it, Zhao Laowai hurriedly said: "Who said it doesn't matter? The relationship is quite big. Think about it when you are integrated with nature, those chickens, ducks, geese Dogs, dogs, etc. will not have time to react after seeing you, let alone barking. At this time, as long as you use a little trick, they can automatically follow you without any discomfort. With this Good thing, tell me whether I should learn this Taoism or not."
Zhao Laowai took a sip of his wine and continued, "Thinking back in those days of starvation, no one else could have enough to eat. Only I, Zhao Laowai, was full of fish and meat every day. I don't know how many people died of envy."
As far as Li Chen's current cultivation is concerned, he feels that what Zhao Laowai said is mostly unbelievable.If he really entered the state of being one with nature, then needless to say, those animals would naturally not bark, and it was not a lie to let them walk with him automatically.But in that situation, how he, Zhao Laowai, entered the state of being one with nature, this is the key to his bragging.
For example, Li Chen does not mean that he has not reached that level. He deeply knows that if the mind is not calm or obsessed, it is simply impossible to enter the artistic conception, let alone be able to merge with nature. .The reason why you can be integrated with nature is that you have entered the stage of meditation, and your heart and mind are blank, and there is nothing. Only in this way can you achieve the realm of harmony between man and nature.
If you say that even a little bit of thinking and persistence will fail, so Zhao Laowai said that he used the method of merging with nature when stealing chickens, and he would not believe it if he killed Li Chen.
"Uncle Zhao, I think you are bragging. When stealing chickens, you use the method of merging with nature. It's okay to deceive ordinary people. It's not that I haven't practiced it before. It's simply impossible." Chen also blew a little wine at this time, so he directly dismantled Dao.
When Zhao Laowai saw that Li Chen didn't believe it, he glared and said, "I, Zhao Laowai, have never boasted before, so I'm not afraid that you won't believe me. Let's go out and try, and I'll let you see if I can use Taoism." Come steal the chicken."
Zhao Laowai said: "What can you explain on the phone? If you have time, you can come to me."
Li Chen said, "Well, I don't have class tomorrow morning, so I'll find you then."
Zhao Laowai said: "That's good. By the way, don't forget to bring me two bottles of good wine. I haven't drank much these two days."
After putting down the phone, Li Chenjue's mood improved even more. Getting rid of the broken jade is his biggest priority right now.Afterwards, he also told Qin Yue about it, and Qin Yue was also very happy after hearing it.
On the second day, Li Chen made an appointment with Qin Yue and Bai Lingling, and the three of them came to the place where Mr. Zhao lived.Before going, Li Chen went to the Wuliangye specialty store to buy him two bottles of good wine.
When he came to the house where Zhao Laowai was, he saw that his door was not closed, so he sat at the door and carefully observed the piece of broken jade under the sunlight.
Li Chen walked up and said, "Uncle Zhao..."
Before he finished speaking, Mr. Zhao snatched the two bottles of Wuliangye from his hand and said, "Good guy, Wuliangye! It's really interesting." He immediately opened a bottle and said to his mouth. Just drank it.
This Zhao Laowai drank half a bottle of white wine in one go, then stopped and said: "Good wine, really good wine. I haven't had such good wine for a long time, but the taste is a bit impure .”
Li Chen said: "Uncle Zhao, if you are willing to drink this wine, I will buy it for you next time."
Zhao Laowai shook his head and said: "Actually, there is no need to buy such a good wine. Even a person like me who drinks wine as water can't drink anything good. Just buy me some loose wine or something."
Bai Lingling said at this time: "A person with profound morals like you shouldn't drink so much alcohol. Aren't you afraid of damaging your cultivation?"
Zhao Laowai smiled and said: "You little elf knows a lot, but I have thought about it a long time ago. What can I do if I have a high level? It is impossible to live forever. After a hundred years, it will not be a pile of bones ? So, I said that this person should enjoy the time, live as he pleases, without thinking too much."
Bai Lingling nodded thoughtfully, in fact, it wasn't until she became a human.The idea is very different from before.
Before, she was a little fox who had been seeking the Tao and only wanted to become a fairy, and she had no distracting thoughts in her heart at all.However, when she realized that becoming an immortal and attaining the Tao is nothing but an empty field, and after becoming a human being and being in contact with the five aggregates and confusion in the world, she realized that everything is actually an empty field, and only feelings are the most real .
Especially her current thinking is not much different from that of Zhao Laowai. In her mind, her greatest wish may be to be able to fall in love with Li Chen, but she knows that this is impossible, because Li Chen just regards her as a My own sister never thought about anything else at all.
Li Chen asked at this time: "Uncle Zhao, you said that there is a way to deal with this broken jade, what is the way?"
Zhao Laowai said: "Actually, I'm not sure whether my method will work or not, but if it is really successful, it can completely suppress this piece of broken jade, and it will not break out in at least 200 years. .”
Qin Yue asked with some incomprehension: "Can it only be suppressed? Can't it be completely eliminated?"
Zhao Laowai said helplessly: "It's not impossible to get rid of all the evil spirits in this broken jade, but it's impossible in this era. After all, there are too few people who really have the Tao. To wipe out the group of evil spirits with heavy grievances, at least 49 highly skilled people must launch the Tiangang formation at the same time to succeed, otherwise there is no possibility at all."
Li Chen asked, "It's not that serious, is it?"
Zhao Laowai said: "Think about it, the three evil spirits in the broken jade can compete with the old monsters that have been around for nearly a thousand years. If 99 evil spirits came out together, what would it be like? It's not what you can imagine."
Li Chen still felt that what Zhao Laowai said was a bit mysterious, and he said, "Then Uncle Zhao took them all, didn't you? I don't think there is anything wrong."
Zhao Laowai said: "Actually, I was able to subdue that old demon and the three evil spirits. I also used some means in it. If I insist on fighting against them, I'm afraid even ten are not enough for me."
Li Chen said, "Uncle Zhao, tell me your solution."
"Let's go into the room and talk." Zhao Laowai let the three of them into the room, and then slowly explained to the three of them: "My method is to find something that can counteract it and completely suppress it. You know Everything born between heaven and earth, no matter whether it is humans, ghosts, gods, or objects, is within the five elements and cannot break away from the rule that the five elements restrain each other. That is to say, even if this piece of broken jade is powerful, there are objects that can restrain him."
Li Chen asked suspiciously: "Speaking of this is a truth, the main thing is where can I find something to restrain him? This is the main thing."
Zhao Laowai said: "This is also easy to handle. I have already thought of a way, and I can get the result tonight."
As he said that, he said to Li Chen: "Boy, don't leave tonight, just two days ago I caught two wild rabbits in the woods, and I made a few of our masters drink him."
Bai Lingling loves food the most. When he heard that there were wild rabbits to eat, he immediately said: "Okay, okay, I want to eat wild rabbits too."
Zhao Laowai joked and said, "Let me tell you, that's Li Chen and I's appetizers, and we don't have enough to eat."
Bai Lingling said: "Then I don't care, you can drink and eat other things." She turned to Qin Yue and said, "You say yes, Qin Yue. You don't want to leave, let's watch this old man together at night." How did you find something that can restrain the broken jade?" Seeing that Li Chen and Bai Lingling were not leaving, she naturally couldn't go back, so she used Li Chen's mobile phone to make a call to the school.
Although this Zhao Laowai has a small face, he is extremely ugly. To put it bluntly, he looks like he came from Mars.But cooking and eating is very good, and it didn't take long for the aroma to spread from the big iron pot outside.Li Chen didn't see him use any special condiments, nor did he use any special techniques, but the things he made were simply delicious.
After it was done, Zhao Laowai also said: "This time, you can eat it as soon as possible. I have a lot less condiments, and I don't want to go up the mountain to look for them. I will make a better one for you next time I have a chance. "
Bai Lingling ate a large piece of meat and said: "This is delicious enough, I have never eaten such delicious food."
Qin Yue, who has always been reticent, also said: "It is indeed delicious, I have never eaten such a delicious bunny rabbit."
Li Chen said: "Uncle Zhao, I really didn't realize that you make such delicious food? If I had known earlier, I would buy something for you to cook."
Zhao Laowai listened to the three of them trying to fool him, it was quite useful, and he said very proudly: "Do you know how I practiced my cooking skills?"
Li Chen replied: "Did you ever learn to be a chef? Have you ever worked in a restaurant?"
Zhao Laowai shook his head and said: "Then we have never done it before. My ability to make delicious food is completely obtained by stealing chickens when I was a child, and I practiced it every day in the wild."
"Let me tell you this, the reason why I want to learn Taoism is that it is easy to learn it for stealing chickens, otherwise anyone who is full will have nothing to do to learn this stuff."
Li Chenjue thought that he might have drunk too much again, and started blowing like clouds and mist, and said, "Uncle Zhao, have you drunk too much again? What does learning Taoism have to do with stealing chickens?"
Seeing that Li Chen didn't believe it, Zhao Laowai hurriedly said: "Who said it doesn't matter? The relationship is quite big. Think about it when you are integrated with nature, those chickens, ducks, geese Dogs, dogs, etc. will not have time to react after seeing you, let alone barking. At this time, as long as you use a little trick, they can automatically follow you without any discomfort. With this Good thing, tell me whether I should learn this Taoism or not."
Zhao Laowai took a sip of his wine and continued, "Thinking back in those days of starvation, no one else could have enough to eat. Only I, Zhao Laowai, was full of fish and meat every day. I don't know how many people died of envy."
As far as Li Chen's current cultivation is concerned, he feels that what Zhao Laowai said is mostly unbelievable.If he really entered the state of being one with nature, then needless to say, those animals would naturally not bark, and it was not a lie to let them walk with him automatically.But in that situation, how he, Zhao Laowai, entered the state of being one with nature, this is the key to his bragging.
For example, Li Chen does not mean that he has not reached that level. He deeply knows that if the mind is not calm or obsessed, it is simply impossible to enter the artistic conception, let alone be able to merge with nature. .The reason why you can be integrated with nature is that you have entered the stage of meditation, and your heart and mind are blank, and there is nothing. Only in this way can you achieve the realm of harmony between man and nature.
If you say that even a little bit of thinking and persistence will fail, so Zhao Laowai said that he used the method of merging with nature when stealing chickens, and he would not believe it if he killed Li Chen.
"Uncle Zhao, I think you are bragging. When stealing chickens, you use the method of merging with nature. It's okay to deceive ordinary people. It's not that I haven't practiced it before. It's simply impossible." Chen also blew a little wine at this time, so he directly dismantled Dao.
When Zhao Laowai saw that Li Chen didn't believe it, he glared and said, "I, Zhao Laowai, have never boasted before, so I'm not afraid that you won't believe me. Let's go out and try, and I'll let you see if I can use Taoism." Come steal the chicken."
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