ghost question

Speaking of which, Zhao Laowai pulled Li Chen up and was about to leave. Li Chen saw that Zhao Laowai was coming for real, and said, "Forget it, Uncle Zhao, let's have a drink. I believe you, can't you?"

Zhao Laowai took a look at Li Chen and said, "Your mouth is not convinced, you still don't believe what I said, today I just want you to see how I stole those chickens back."

Bai Lingling didn't have a big problem, and said while eating: "Yes, yes, it's better to get some more, I don't even have enough to eat."

Zhao Laowai smiled and said: "Okay, since you are so willing to eat what the old man cooks, then I will let you eat as much as you want. Just wait, I will go out and get a few back." Li Chen looked stubborn But he had no choice but to go out with him.

There is a village not far from the forest area where Zhao Laowai is located. Zhao Laowai looked at the sky, and then said to Li Chen: "It's just getting dark, and it's time to steal chickens. Come with me." .” As he spoke, he took Li Chenben to the back of the village and walked around.

Li Chen asked as he walked: "Uncle Zhao, when I remember stealing chickens, shouldn't they always steal them in the middle of the night? At that time, the chickens were locked in cages and fell asleep, so they were easy to catch." , now the chickens are scattered, you can't catch them at all."

Mr. Zhao curled his lips and said: "What you are talking about is just a superficial method of stealing chickens. I don't even bother to use the old man. I am talking about that method also has limitations. If that family has a dog, you will not be able to use it at all. Think about it. There are dogs in every household in the countryside, and they are scattered in the yard at night. Whoever dares to go in and steal them will not be killed?"

"This is the best time to strike. The dog is not loose yet. You can steal the chicken back with just a little bit of trickery." It's not a lie.

The two turned around to the back of the village and saw that the village was backed by a mountain.Surrounded by rivers on both sides, its feng shui is good.Li Chen thought to himself: "It's useless if Feng Shui is good. With people like Zhao Laowai, it may be difficult to find peace."

Zhao Laowai said to Li Chen: "Stealing chickens is also learned. You can't steal it by a family. Otherwise, people will find out and it will be difficult to handle now. Just like what Zhao Benshan said, you can pull the wool by yourself. Pulling, pulling like Ge You, no one can tell."

Li Chen smiled and asked, "Then if you steal from door to door, don't you have to be discovered in the end?"

Zhao Laowai said: "You know what, it's very normal to lose a chicken and a few ducks in the countryside, because there are a lot of weasels around here, even if I don't come, those weasels won't settle down .”

Li Chen felt a little amused, and said, "Uncle Zhao, are you and the weasel in the same pile now?"

Zhao Laowai said: "What a fool, I can't be like them. They said that I stole chickens. It was a thing in the past. Now I seldom do it. The country gives me a minimum living allowance. I think the forest area also has a little salary, so I earn money. The money you got here is enough. Now that you’re here, don’t you want to show you that Taoism can be used to steal chickens?”

Li Chen laughed and said, "Uncle Zhao, I was joking with you, don't take it seriously."

Zhao Laowai looked into the backyard of the farmhouse, and saw a few stupid chickens and black-bone chickens pecking back and forth in the yard, and a few big geese and ducks strolling back and forth.Zhao Laowai smiled and said: "There is no one right now, so it's just time to start, so you can watch carefully here."

Speaking of him jumping into the yard, Li Chen saw that his skills were more flexible than that of young people, just like a civet cat. After jumping into the yard, he only made a slight sound. Just can't hear it.Not even the chickens and ducks noticed it.

After falling into the courtyard, I saw Zhao Laowai touching the ground with his hands and feet, looking up at the chickens and ducks with his head upright. His body was motionless, like a clay sculpture.

Li Chen knew that at this time he must have entered the artistic conception. To this extent, as long as he took one step, he would be able to enter the state of being one with nature.

For example, if Li Chen wanted to enter that artistic conception, it would take at least half an hour, but this Zhao Laowai actually entered the artistic conception in an instant, and the gap between the two can be seen at this moment.

As for his saying that he can use Taoism to steal chickens and let the chickens and ducks automatically follow him, although Li Chen said that he has not seen it yet, he believes that it is not necessarily a lie, this Zhao Laowai does have real skills.

At this moment, he suddenly moved forward quickly, as if dancing a mechanical dance, and then returned to stillness, the chickens and ducks didn't even feel it!

At this time, Li Chen really deserved to serve this old Zhao crookedly, and he was able to use Taoism to such a high level.Don't underestimate these two simple actions, the things contained in them are really not as simple as imagined.

Although this chicken is an animal with a relatively low IQ, its intelligence is about the same as that of a human one or two-year-old child, but you must know that their perception of nature and their ability to judge danger are absolutely amazing, which is beyond the reach of human beings. of.

For example, when it is about to rain heavily, or when an earthquake is coming, these animals can predict it in advance.It's not that human beings don't have this kind of function, it's just that under the long-term comfortable life, these functions have all degenerated like the tail and fur of human beings.

When people are catching chickens or pigs, they are always thinking about eating or killing them, which is unavoidable.So those chickens and pigs will feel it in advance, which will cause fear. People who don't believe it can try it for themselves, they can indeed sense it in advance.

What Zhao Laowai is doing at this time is the separation of mind and body, that is to say, the heart and brain don't think at all, but the body can do some actions automatically.As we all know, when a person does something, it is dominated by the brain. If the brain does not think, the body will not be able to do anything.

Zhao Laowai moved forward again, this time he ran in front of the chickens, and stopped again.Those chickens still didn't notice him. What's ridiculous is that one of them jumped on his head and kept pecking at his head.

Zhao Laowai slowly stretched out his hands and pressed on the chicken in front of him.The chicken wanted to resist at first, but it calmed down immediately, and finally closed its eyes and fell into a drowsy sleep.

Li Chen's eyes widened, how could this be possible?Just stroking it twice with my hand, it actually made the chicken go to sleep directly, isn't this a bit too mysterious?

Zhao Laowai put a chicken to sleep, then slowly stretched out his hands, and grabbed the chicken above his head.Just before he touched it, things suddenly changed.

I heard someone in front say: "Damn it, have you finished chopping that vegetable? After chopping, feed the chicken. It's going to be dark, and we'll all go to the pottery in a while."

A woman's voice came out: "It's been chopped up a long time ago, I'm going to feed it now." As he spoke, footsteps came out.

As soon as he heard that someone was coming, Li Chen thought to himself: "This time Zhao Laowai has paid off. It's hard to talk about it at such an old age. Even if people don't beat him, they can scold him to death."

But before these words were finished in his mind, he saw that Zhao Laowai was like a wild cat with its hair blown up, shaking off the chicken on his head, kicking his legs and hands on the ground, and the two rose and fell from the yard. He jumped out and landed back in front of Li Chen.At the same time, a rural woman in her 40s came over from the front yard holding a chicken bowl.

Li Chen whispered to Zhao Laowai: "Uncle Zhao, I really admire you. It seems that you are not bragging. Let's stop stealing and go back."

Zhao Laowai made a booing gesture, and then whispered to Li Chen: "The thief does not leave empty-handed. Now that he has come, how can he go back empty-handed? He is saying that I promised that little girl, so you don't have to worry about it. See All right you."

The rural woman who came to feed the chicken saw a chicken lying on the ground, thought it was dead, stepped forward and kicked it.Who knew that the chicken was cooing, flapping its wings and jumping up.

The woman was startled, patted her chest and said, "I thought I was dead." After feeding the chicken, she walked forward with the chicken food bowl.

Zhao Laowai jumped into the yard again, and still followed the method last time, knocking out the two chickens, and then put them into the sack.

I thought it was quite successful and there would be no mistakes, but at the same time Zhao Laowai just jumped out, the family actually let go of the dog. The dog came to the back of the yard and found Zhao Lao who was about to escape. Wai and Li Chen screamed fiercely.

When Zhao Laowai saw his secrets, he hurriedly said to Li Chen: "Let's find out, the wind is tight, so shit!"

In fact, Zhao Laowai said a few black words in the past, how could Li Chen understand what was going on, and before he could react, Zhao Laowai had already run to the depths of the forest in a hurry.Then he ran over together.

The family heard something was wrong with the dog barking, felt something, and immediately followed, but because it was already dark, they only saw the back of Li Chen, and saw nothing else.Only after counting the chickens did I realize that there were two missing, so I stood there angrily and began to curse...

Besides, Zhao Laowai and Li Chen, they ran for a long time before stopping to rest.Don't look at Zhao Laowai's sleepiness is not small, but when it comes to strength, Li Chen really can't keep up with him.

Mr. Zhao patted the sack on his shoulder, and proudly asked Li Chen, "How is it? Are you bragging?"

Li Chen had no choice but to say submissively: "Well, you are indeed not talking big, but you said that you can make those chickens take the initiative to follow you. I didn't see that."

Zhao Laowai said: "I'm just saying that there is such a situation, like in someone's yard just now, how do you let me use it? No matter what you say, I did use Taoism to steal the chicken. You don't want to accept it." no."