After being on a romance show, I'm screwed
Chapter 29 Chapter 29 I have a friend
Chapter 29No.20 I Have a Friend
Chu Ci is now in a situation where he is locked up by a strong man...
An Zhengzhi shamelessly hugged him tightly, saying "Master, please teach me how to fall in love", as if I won't let go until you teach me.
"Brother, what are you doing?"
"From now on, you will be my big brother!" An Zhengzhi said, "Brother, master! Teach me, teach me, poor boy!"
"Let go first, be obedient, and listen to me first."
"Okay, okay." An Zheng said obediently.
He stood at attention in a military posture, looked at Chu Ci, his eyes were full of expectation: "I don't ask everyone to like me, I just hope that she can write to me."
Looking at the burning in his eyes,
Chu Ci suddenly remembered that when he was an emotional mentor in his previous life, he had exactly the same eyes as those students.
He does have many ways to teach if he wants to teach, after all, he is a professional instructor and gold medal coach.
but……
"Listen to me first." Chu Ci said with a dazed expression, "I have a friend who was hurt in a relationship just like you, so I decided to learn some love skills.
He practiced constantly and was also very talented. He began to play love as a strategy game,
When there is a target, he will first investigate the other party's preferences, and then act like the other party's dream lover himself, so that there will be no disadvantages. No matter the girl is single or married, she will feel true love. Will choose to kick off the original partner and be with him,
And he was complacent at the beginning and felt that he could finally be a winner in the relationship.
But……"
Chu Ci took a deep breath: "He gradually realized that he could no longer take off his mask, he began to gradually forget what kind of person he was in the first place, and he couldn't feel love in any relationship. It's wonderful, he started to become a robot of emotional games...
At first he didn't know how to make himself really moved, he could never find the pure and clumsy love he had at the beginning, he wanted to be a fool, he wanted to move himself, but there was nothing he could do..."
"Maybe what I mean is not clear... because I don't know what he thinks." Chu Ci's eyes were blurred:
"It's just that I look at him purely from the perspective of a bystander. I feel very pitiful and sad, because he is no longer qualified to pursue true love, isn't he, he is a fallen villain, after all, it is karma, isn't it... "
An Zhengzhi frowned, "Master, is this friend you are talking about yourself?"
"What do you think? If you can be on this show, you must be single." Chu Ci waved his hand, and his expression returned to normal: "I just ask you, are you sure you want to learn? Maybe you will lose yourself, never I can't get back the fiery and sincere love that I have now."
"Learn, learn!" An Zhengzhi became excited: "Master, please teach me! Master! I really hate my stupid and stupid state now!"
Chu Ci looked at the joyful An Zhengzhi, and was silent for a long time again.
He thought of the classic siege:
"People inside want to get out, people outside want to come in."
Chu Ci was inexplicably scared, and finally asked cautiously: "After you learn it, maybe after you, you won't be you."
"How could it be!" An Zhengzhi didn't know why Chu Ci had such a reaction, and felt that what he was worried about...was too far away and outrageous?
"I just want Gu Kikyo to look at me more. I don't want to be that emotional machine, do I? It's no big deal if I just learn a little bit." An Zhengzhi clenched his fists: "And I really I don't want to be that person again, who showed her all kinds of favors but couldn't get any response."
"Heh." Chu Ci suddenly laughed:
"An Zhengzhi, I thought you really liked her.
But it turns out that you still like yourself. "
"Ah?" An Zhengzhi was a little upset: "What, I must really like her, but I just hope that I can respond a little... You don't lack others to like her, so you don't understand, if I have three letters now , I can say that too.”
The joys and sorrows of human beings are not the same.
Chu Ci stood by the bed, a little dazed.
He is a time traveler, backed by a whole world of works, he can completely become a god in the world of Wenchaogong,
He is also a master who lacks nothing in this life, even if he does nothing, he can live a life that others can't match.
but why,
still feel
Like a boat sailing through the sea in a storm?
quite a while,
"Sorry, I said some nonsense." Finally, he smiled, patted An Zhengzhi on the shoulder and said:
"Actually, I don't know how to fall in love. It's not that they like me. I promise, no one will send me another message tomorrow..."
"Ah?" An Zheng was stunned,
What the hell? !
Are you kidding me?
It's okay, I found the same tutorial on the Internet.
He thought he could be friends with Chuci, but it turned out that
It's a bit unreasonable for this person,
Or,
Does he actually like Gu Kikyo?So don't want to teach me?
It was...
An Zheng looked at Chu Ci straight, with hostility gradually appearing in his eyes,
competitors...
At this time, Chu Ci sat down on the bed as if nothing had happened, leaving the phone aside,
He didn't even bother to read the letters sent to him by the three girls,
Just in a daze like this.
……
At this time, An Zhengzhi,
I am frantically searching for love courses on the Internet,
By chance, he saw a word—pick up artist, to strike up a conversation with an artist.
click to enter,
A bunch of advanced nouns look very reliable,
"Push and pull, frame, cold read..."
An Zhengzhi's eyes brightened,
Isn't this the knowledge he needs!
An Zhengzhi plunged into it eagerly...
Goal - capture Gu Kikyo!Let her be your girlfriend!
In any case, it must be successful!
He had had enough of this situation.
An Zhengzhi searched for himself on the Internet before, and a keyword "licking dog" automatically popped up!
Then he looked under the collar of the show and found that the comments surrounding him were all mockery,
"Lick the dog, until there is nothing left. Have you seen someone send him a message?"
"This guy has low EQ, he can't fall in love, straight male cancer."
"Everyone must not learn from him in life..."
An Zheng watched them side by side,
Malicious bullets usually penetrate it, making him feel more biting and cold than the snowstorm on the border,
He is a warrior guarding the frontier!How could it be a dog? ! !
Huge anger enveloped him, he must prove himself,
Sure enough, love is like a battlefield,
Only those with strength will be respected.
Then keep training until no one is strong enough to be your opponent.
……
Chu Ci was in a daze for a long time, feeling that he was still panicking,
This inexplicable emotion keeps pulling,
All kinds of things about his previous life made him exhausted.
When he was still "myself" before, he would never be troubled by such things, because the self-defense mechanism would automatically protect him and maintain self-consistency, even if he was deceiving himself...
But now, he should start to really regard the "previous life" as the previous life.
complex thoughts,
Chu Ci put on his coat and decided to go for a walk.
Before leaving the room, he looked at An Zhengzheng staring at the phone screen with a crazy smile on his face, which reminded him of the little devil who called "My Baby" in The Lord of the Rings.
Chu Ci felt even colder.
……
This night,
He is not the only one with complicated emotions,
Especially girls, I think they generally have a lot of emo,
Otherwise, how could it be on the bamboo forest path in the middle of the night,
Encountered one after another...
Four women! ? ?
(End of this chapter)
Chu Ci is now in a situation where he is locked up by a strong man...
An Zhengzhi shamelessly hugged him tightly, saying "Master, please teach me how to fall in love", as if I won't let go until you teach me.
"Brother, what are you doing?"
"From now on, you will be my big brother!" An Zhengzhi said, "Brother, master! Teach me, teach me, poor boy!"
"Let go first, be obedient, and listen to me first."
"Okay, okay." An Zheng said obediently.
He stood at attention in a military posture, looked at Chu Ci, his eyes were full of expectation: "I don't ask everyone to like me, I just hope that she can write to me."
Looking at the burning in his eyes,
Chu Ci suddenly remembered that when he was an emotional mentor in his previous life, he had exactly the same eyes as those students.
He does have many ways to teach if he wants to teach, after all, he is a professional instructor and gold medal coach.
but……
"Listen to me first." Chu Ci said with a dazed expression, "I have a friend who was hurt in a relationship just like you, so I decided to learn some love skills.
He practiced constantly and was also very talented. He began to play love as a strategy game,
When there is a target, he will first investigate the other party's preferences, and then act like the other party's dream lover himself, so that there will be no disadvantages. No matter the girl is single or married, she will feel true love. Will choose to kick off the original partner and be with him,
And he was complacent at the beginning and felt that he could finally be a winner in the relationship.
But……"
Chu Ci took a deep breath: "He gradually realized that he could no longer take off his mask, he began to gradually forget what kind of person he was in the first place, and he couldn't feel love in any relationship. It's wonderful, he started to become a robot of emotional games...
At first he didn't know how to make himself really moved, he could never find the pure and clumsy love he had at the beginning, he wanted to be a fool, he wanted to move himself, but there was nothing he could do..."
"Maybe what I mean is not clear... because I don't know what he thinks." Chu Ci's eyes were blurred:
"It's just that I look at him purely from the perspective of a bystander. I feel very pitiful and sad, because he is no longer qualified to pursue true love, isn't he, he is a fallen villain, after all, it is karma, isn't it... "
An Zhengzhi frowned, "Master, is this friend you are talking about yourself?"
"What do you think? If you can be on this show, you must be single." Chu Ci waved his hand, and his expression returned to normal: "I just ask you, are you sure you want to learn? Maybe you will lose yourself, never I can't get back the fiery and sincere love that I have now."
"Learn, learn!" An Zhengzhi became excited: "Master, please teach me! Master! I really hate my stupid and stupid state now!"
Chu Ci looked at the joyful An Zhengzhi, and was silent for a long time again.
He thought of the classic siege:
"People inside want to get out, people outside want to come in."
Chu Ci was inexplicably scared, and finally asked cautiously: "After you learn it, maybe after you, you won't be you."
"How could it be!" An Zhengzhi didn't know why Chu Ci had such a reaction, and felt that what he was worried about...was too far away and outrageous?
"I just want Gu Kikyo to look at me more. I don't want to be that emotional machine, do I? It's no big deal if I just learn a little bit." An Zhengzhi clenched his fists: "And I really I don't want to be that person again, who showed her all kinds of favors but couldn't get any response."
"Heh." Chu Ci suddenly laughed:
"An Zhengzhi, I thought you really liked her.
But it turns out that you still like yourself. "
"Ah?" An Zhengzhi was a little upset: "What, I must really like her, but I just hope that I can respond a little... You don't lack others to like her, so you don't understand, if I have three letters now , I can say that too.”
The joys and sorrows of human beings are not the same.
Chu Ci stood by the bed, a little dazed.
He is a time traveler, backed by a whole world of works, he can completely become a god in the world of Wenchaogong,
He is also a master who lacks nothing in this life, even if he does nothing, he can live a life that others can't match.
but why,
still feel
Like a boat sailing through the sea in a storm?
quite a while,
"Sorry, I said some nonsense." Finally, he smiled, patted An Zhengzhi on the shoulder and said:
"Actually, I don't know how to fall in love. It's not that they like me. I promise, no one will send me another message tomorrow..."
"Ah?" An Zheng was stunned,
What the hell? !
Are you kidding me?
It's okay, I found the same tutorial on the Internet.
He thought he could be friends with Chuci, but it turned out that
It's a bit unreasonable for this person,
Or,
Does he actually like Gu Kikyo?So don't want to teach me?
It was...
An Zheng looked at Chu Ci straight, with hostility gradually appearing in his eyes,
competitors...
At this time, Chu Ci sat down on the bed as if nothing had happened, leaving the phone aside,
He didn't even bother to read the letters sent to him by the three girls,
Just in a daze like this.
……
At this time, An Zhengzhi,
I am frantically searching for love courses on the Internet,
By chance, he saw a word—pick up artist, to strike up a conversation with an artist.
click to enter,
A bunch of advanced nouns look very reliable,
"Push and pull, frame, cold read..."
An Zhengzhi's eyes brightened,
Isn't this the knowledge he needs!
An Zhengzhi plunged into it eagerly...
Goal - capture Gu Kikyo!Let her be your girlfriend!
In any case, it must be successful!
He had had enough of this situation.
An Zhengzhi searched for himself on the Internet before, and a keyword "licking dog" automatically popped up!
Then he looked under the collar of the show and found that the comments surrounding him were all mockery,
"Lick the dog, until there is nothing left. Have you seen someone send him a message?"
"This guy has low EQ, he can't fall in love, straight male cancer."
"Everyone must not learn from him in life..."
An Zheng watched them side by side,
Malicious bullets usually penetrate it, making him feel more biting and cold than the snowstorm on the border,
He is a warrior guarding the frontier!How could it be a dog? ! !
Huge anger enveloped him, he must prove himself,
Sure enough, love is like a battlefield,
Only those with strength will be respected.
Then keep training until no one is strong enough to be your opponent.
……
Chu Ci was in a daze for a long time, feeling that he was still panicking,
This inexplicable emotion keeps pulling,
All kinds of things about his previous life made him exhausted.
When he was still "myself" before, he would never be troubled by such things, because the self-defense mechanism would automatically protect him and maintain self-consistency, even if he was deceiving himself...
But now, he should start to really regard the "previous life" as the previous life.
complex thoughts,
Chu Ci put on his coat and decided to go for a walk.
Before leaving the room, he looked at An Zhengzheng staring at the phone screen with a crazy smile on his face, which reminded him of the little devil who called "My Baby" in The Lord of the Rings.
Chu Ci felt even colder.
……
This night,
He is not the only one with complicated emotions,
Especially girls, I think they generally have a lot of emo,
Otherwise, how could it be on the bamboo forest path in the middle of the night,
Encountered one after another...
Four women! ? ?
(End of this chapter)
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