My identity is getting more and more perverted
Chapter 16 2 [The waste house of extreme joy]
Chapter 16 Two [The Trash House of Extreme Joy]
"...Are you sick?" The fat house girl looked Chen Yu up and down, rolled her eyes and was about to close the door.
"Hey, don't, don't." Chen Yu quickly blocked it, showing a smiling face: "Just kidding. She is such a beauty. We are from the program team of Qingcheng TV's "You Only Win" and we are going to find some otaku and ask some questions. Questions about Two-dimensional. If you win, there will be cash rewards."
Hearing the words "cash reward", the fat house girl raised her eyelids, wondering: "Give me money?"
"Yes! Give me money!"
"how much is it?"
"100 for the first question, [-] for the second question, and [-] million for the correct answer to the third question!"
"Fuck, is it true or not?" The fat house girl couldn't believe it, she looked around with her head: "Is it a lie? You said you are from a TV station, where's the camera?"
"In order to ease the tension of the contestants and show their strength, during the question-and-answer session of the program group, they chose to hide the shooting. For example, look at that..." Chen Yu raised his hand and pointed to the surveillance camera in the corridor of the apartment: "It is one of our camera positions. "
Yes, this time he came to the door, he was not going to use "violence".
After all, the other girl has no enmity with him.
He is going to use another method to change the opponent's "title".
To verify his guess...
"I feel like you're a liar." Standing at the door, the chubby house girl hesitated for a long while before closing the door: "Forget it, let's go."
"Hey hey!" Chen Yu stretched his legs and blocked the door frame again: "It's true or not, you participate in it, and if you win, I'll see if I give you money or not, then it's over."
As he said that, he didn't give the other party time to react, and started the first question directly: "Please listen to the first question. In the fifth chapter of the Japanese manga "Uncle Fantastic World", my uncle said that when he was in high school, which sports club did he not like?" ?”
The fat house girl: "..."
Chen Yu: "..."
The fat house girl: "..."
Chen Yu: "..."
"Yes...is it too difficult?" Chen Yu asked tentatively.
"I can't answer. Goodbye." The fat house girl was about to close the door with an unhappy face.
"Okay! This is actually a test question. The real first question is not so difficult." Chen Yu broke his mouth: "Please listen to the real first question. Who is the protagonist in Naruto?"
"Naruto...the main character." The chubby house girl was stunned for a moment, then tentatively asked, "Is it a ninja?"
Chen Yu: "..."
The fat house girl: "..."
Chen Yu: "Correct answer! Reward 1 yuan!"
Raising his hands and cheering, Chen Yu took out his mobile phone: "Beauty, please show your payment code, and the bonus will be issued."
"I... Did I get the answer right?" The fat house girl couldn't believe it.
"That's right! The answer is absolutely flawless!"
"Are you really sending money?" The girl frantically took out her mobile phone and clicked on the Alipay payment code: "[-]?"
Without any hesitation, Chen Yu just scanned over.
"Ding!"
With a crisp sound, an additional "1 yuan" transfer appeared on the screen of the girl's mobile phone.
"Fuck?!" She covered her mouth in disbelief.
"Congratulations, ma'am." Chen Yu clapped his hands "clap clapped": "Win a bonus of 1 yuan!"
"Really give me the money! Awesome!" The fat house girl almost pressed her phone screen to her face: "Exactly 1 yuan."
"This is just the beginning." Chen Yu smiled mysteriously: "Please listen to the second question."
"Okay! Tell me." The chubby house girl obviously became serious, clasped her hands together, pinched the phone, looked at Chen Yu without blinking, and swallowed nervously.
"Please listen to the second question. Who is the protagonist in the anime "One Piece"?" Chen Yu stretched out two fingers to prompt: "Two words. A prize of [-] for correct answers."
"It's... a pirate?" The fat house girl asked cautiously.
Chen Yu: "..."
girl:"……"
Chen Yu: "Congratulations, you got it right! Reward ten! Ten thousand! Yuan!"
"Ah!" The girl widened her eyes and covered her mouth in disbelief: "Am I right again?!"
"That's right, that's right!" Chen Yu picked up his phone: "Please show your payment code."
"Okay, okay!" The fat house girl exploded with joy, suppressing her excitement, and clicked on her mobile phone screen.
"Oh, that's right." At this moment, Chen Yu seemed to think of something, and slapped his head: "I forgot to tell you. We are all regular bonuses, and we have to pay taxes. The recipients need to bear a [-]% tax rate. "
"What do you mean?" The chubby house girl was nervous for a moment, retracted her phone, looked at Chen Yu, and became suspicious again.
"That is, if you win 100 yuan, you have to pay [-] yuan in taxes. If you win [-] million yuan, you have to pay [-] yuan in taxes." Chen Yu explained.
"Then... what about the 1 yuan I won just now?"
"1 yuan is 1000 yuan in tax money." Chen Yu waved his hand: "It doesn't matter what you want. But if you answered the second question correctly, you will get a bonus of 1 yuan. If you want this bonus, you have to transfer [-] yuan to me first." Yuan."
"Can't you just transfer [-] to me?" The fat house girl thought very quickly.
"No." Chen Yu waved his hand: "There must be a transfer record."
"Then...you give me a bonus of [-] first. I'll transfer you another [-]." The girl was cautious.
"Damn it, why are you picking it?" Chen Yu was shocked, and looked him up and down: "You just send me the first bonus first? If I give you a bonus of [-], you don't give it to me." If I pay taxes, I will pay for it myself.”
"I won't, don't worry."
"Anyway, the program rules are like this." Chen Yu took two steps back: "Do you still answer the third question? If you don't want the second bonus, then our program will end here."
"Hey don't! Brother, don't go!" This time, the rotating girl got anxious, she got out of the room, and firmly grasped Chen Yu's sleeves with both hands: "Let's continue. I will pay the taxes."
After speaking, he took out his mobile phone and transferred back the 1 yuan to Chen Yu.
Chen Yu didn't lie to him either. Seeing that 10 yuan had arrived in the account, he resolutely transferred [-] yuan to the other party.
"Ding!"
"Alipay arrives, [-] yuan."
"Ah!" Witnessing the five 1s behind the 0, the fat home girl gasped for an instant, and jumped on the spot trembling all over.
"Congratulations!" Chen Yu also smiled all over his face: "The third question has begun, are you ready?"
"Happy!" The fat house girl patted herself on the cheek, tried to calm down, and gave Chen Yu a thumbs up in a trembling voice: "I just like your refreshing program group. Come on, the third question! 100 million, right? ?”
"Yes." Chen Yu nodded: "Correct answer, 100 million grand prize! This is the final profit for you to cooperate with us in answering the questions."
"Huh—" The fat house girl stroked her chest vigorously, closed her eyes and took a few deep breaths: "Come on."
"Okay! Please listen to the third question! The final question!" Chen Yu raised his head and looked at the ceiling of the corridor: "May I ask the protagonist in the Japanese manga "Detective Conan"..."
"Detective!" the fat house girl shouted.
"Congratulations!" Chen Yu also shouted, excitedly holding the girl's hand: "You have learned to answer quickly!"
"Ah!" The girl fell into ecstasy instantly, and her chubby face was distorted.
"Quick answer! Get the hidden achievement!" Chen Yu shouted excitedly: "The bonus is doubled! 200 million!"
"Ahhh!" The girl was so happy that she almost had a seizure, jumping around in place.
"But the tax is still only [-] yuan!" Chen Yu increased the amount step by step.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" The fat home girl was so excited that she hugged Chen Yu directly, slurring her words: "Thank you, thank you..."
And at this moment, under the extreme emotional excitement, the title on the head of the fat house girl changed from "trash house" to "extremely joyful waste house"
"Shh-"
The next moment, just as Chen Yu guessed, a lot of text messages appeared from all over the girl's body.
[(Level F) Fertility: Can develop a fetus. 】
[(Grade F+) Excellent gastrointestinal system: Even drinking cold water can obtain rich nutrients. 】
[(F-Grade) Unique thinking: Has an unusual interest in rot culture. 】
[(Level E) Mutated glands: loss of some physiological pleasure. 】
"..."
"Ah ah ah ah ah!"
Now, it's Chen Yu's turn to be excited and carnival...
……
(End of this chapter)
"...Are you sick?" The fat house girl looked Chen Yu up and down, rolled her eyes and was about to close the door.
"Hey, don't, don't." Chen Yu quickly blocked it, showing a smiling face: "Just kidding. She is such a beauty. We are from the program team of Qingcheng TV's "You Only Win" and we are going to find some otaku and ask some questions. Questions about Two-dimensional. If you win, there will be cash rewards."
Hearing the words "cash reward", the fat house girl raised her eyelids, wondering: "Give me money?"
"Yes! Give me money!"
"how much is it?"
"100 for the first question, [-] for the second question, and [-] million for the correct answer to the third question!"
"Fuck, is it true or not?" The fat house girl couldn't believe it, she looked around with her head: "Is it a lie? You said you are from a TV station, where's the camera?"
"In order to ease the tension of the contestants and show their strength, during the question-and-answer session of the program group, they chose to hide the shooting. For example, look at that..." Chen Yu raised his hand and pointed to the surveillance camera in the corridor of the apartment: "It is one of our camera positions. "
Yes, this time he came to the door, he was not going to use "violence".
After all, the other girl has no enmity with him.
He is going to use another method to change the opponent's "title".
To verify his guess...
"I feel like you're a liar." Standing at the door, the chubby house girl hesitated for a long while before closing the door: "Forget it, let's go."
"Hey hey!" Chen Yu stretched his legs and blocked the door frame again: "It's true or not, you participate in it, and if you win, I'll see if I give you money or not, then it's over."
As he said that, he didn't give the other party time to react, and started the first question directly: "Please listen to the first question. In the fifth chapter of the Japanese manga "Uncle Fantastic World", my uncle said that when he was in high school, which sports club did he not like?" ?”
The fat house girl: "..."
Chen Yu: "..."
The fat house girl: "..."
Chen Yu: "..."
"Yes...is it too difficult?" Chen Yu asked tentatively.
"I can't answer. Goodbye." The fat house girl was about to close the door with an unhappy face.
"Okay! This is actually a test question. The real first question is not so difficult." Chen Yu broke his mouth: "Please listen to the real first question. Who is the protagonist in Naruto?"
"Naruto...the main character." The chubby house girl was stunned for a moment, then tentatively asked, "Is it a ninja?"
Chen Yu: "..."
The fat house girl: "..."
Chen Yu: "Correct answer! Reward 1 yuan!"
Raising his hands and cheering, Chen Yu took out his mobile phone: "Beauty, please show your payment code, and the bonus will be issued."
"I... Did I get the answer right?" The fat house girl couldn't believe it.
"That's right! The answer is absolutely flawless!"
"Are you really sending money?" The girl frantically took out her mobile phone and clicked on the Alipay payment code: "[-]?"
Without any hesitation, Chen Yu just scanned over.
"Ding!"
With a crisp sound, an additional "1 yuan" transfer appeared on the screen of the girl's mobile phone.
"Fuck?!" She covered her mouth in disbelief.
"Congratulations, ma'am." Chen Yu clapped his hands "clap clapped": "Win a bonus of 1 yuan!"
"Really give me the money! Awesome!" The fat house girl almost pressed her phone screen to her face: "Exactly 1 yuan."
"This is just the beginning." Chen Yu smiled mysteriously: "Please listen to the second question."
"Okay! Tell me." The chubby house girl obviously became serious, clasped her hands together, pinched the phone, looked at Chen Yu without blinking, and swallowed nervously.
"Please listen to the second question. Who is the protagonist in the anime "One Piece"?" Chen Yu stretched out two fingers to prompt: "Two words. A prize of [-] for correct answers."
"It's... a pirate?" The fat house girl asked cautiously.
Chen Yu: "..."
girl:"……"
Chen Yu: "Congratulations, you got it right! Reward ten! Ten thousand! Yuan!"
"Ah!" The girl widened her eyes and covered her mouth in disbelief: "Am I right again?!"
"That's right, that's right!" Chen Yu picked up his phone: "Please show your payment code."
"Okay, okay!" The fat house girl exploded with joy, suppressing her excitement, and clicked on her mobile phone screen.
"Oh, that's right." At this moment, Chen Yu seemed to think of something, and slapped his head: "I forgot to tell you. We are all regular bonuses, and we have to pay taxes. The recipients need to bear a [-]% tax rate. "
"What do you mean?" The chubby house girl was nervous for a moment, retracted her phone, looked at Chen Yu, and became suspicious again.
"That is, if you win 100 yuan, you have to pay [-] yuan in taxes. If you win [-] million yuan, you have to pay [-] yuan in taxes." Chen Yu explained.
"Then... what about the 1 yuan I won just now?"
"1 yuan is 1000 yuan in tax money." Chen Yu waved his hand: "It doesn't matter what you want. But if you answered the second question correctly, you will get a bonus of 1 yuan. If you want this bonus, you have to transfer [-] yuan to me first." Yuan."
"Can't you just transfer [-] to me?" The fat house girl thought very quickly.
"No." Chen Yu waved his hand: "There must be a transfer record."
"Then...you give me a bonus of [-] first. I'll transfer you another [-]." The girl was cautious.
"Damn it, why are you picking it?" Chen Yu was shocked, and looked him up and down: "You just send me the first bonus first? If I give you a bonus of [-], you don't give it to me." If I pay taxes, I will pay for it myself.”
"I won't, don't worry."
"Anyway, the program rules are like this." Chen Yu took two steps back: "Do you still answer the third question? If you don't want the second bonus, then our program will end here."
"Hey don't! Brother, don't go!" This time, the rotating girl got anxious, she got out of the room, and firmly grasped Chen Yu's sleeves with both hands: "Let's continue. I will pay the taxes."
After speaking, he took out his mobile phone and transferred back the 1 yuan to Chen Yu.
Chen Yu didn't lie to him either. Seeing that 10 yuan had arrived in the account, he resolutely transferred [-] yuan to the other party.
"Ding!"
"Alipay arrives, [-] yuan."
"Ah!" Witnessing the five 1s behind the 0, the fat home girl gasped for an instant, and jumped on the spot trembling all over.
"Congratulations!" Chen Yu also smiled all over his face: "The third question has begun, are you ready?"
"Happy!" The fat house girl patted herself on the cheek, tried to calm down, and gave Chen Yu a thumbs up in a trembling voice: "I just like your refreshing program group. Come on, the third question! 100 million, right? ?”
"Yes." Chen Yu nodded: "Correct answer, 100 million grand prize! This is the final profit for you to cooperate with us in answering the questions."
"Huh—" The fat house girl stroked her chest vigorously, closed her eyes and took a few deep breaths: "Come on."
"Okay! Please listen to the third question! The final question!" Chen Yu raised his head and looked at the ceiling of the corridor: "May I ask the protagonist in the Japanese manga "Detective Conan"..."
"Detective!" the fat house girl shouted.
"Congratulations!" Chen Yu also shouted, excitedly holding the girl's hand: "You have learned to answer quickly!"
"Ah!" The girl fell into ecstasy instantly, and her chubby face was distorted.
"Quick answer! Get the hidden achievement!" Chen Yu shouted excitedly: "The bonus is doubled! 200 million!"
"Ahhh!" The girl was so happy that she almost had a seizure, jumping around in place.
"But the tax is still only [-] yuan!" Chen Yu increased the amount step by step.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" The fat home girl was so excited that she hugged Chen Yu directly, slurring her words: "Thank you, thank you..."
And at this moment, under the extreme emotional excitement, the title on the head of the fat house girl changed from "trash house" to "extremely joyful waste house"
"Shh-"
The next moment, just as Chen Yu guessed, a lot of text messages appeared from all over the girl's body.
[(Level F) Fertility: Can develop a fetus. 】
[(Grade F+) Excellent gastrointestinal system: Even drinking cold water can obtain rich nutrients. 】
[(F-Grade) Unique thinking: Has an unusual interest in rot culture. 】
[(Level E) Mutated glands: loss of some physiological pleasure. 】
"..."
"Ah ah ah ah ah!"
Now, it's Chen Yu's turn to be excited and carnival...
……
(End of this chapter)
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