My identity is getting more and more perverted
Chapter 17 Repeated horizontal jump!
Chapter 17 Repeated horizontal jump!
The guess is exactly right.
Chen Yu wished he could hug the fat house girl in front of him and kiss him fiercely.
The "title" on his head really has another purpose!
It is now clear.
The "title" on his head that changes every month is actually his "task goal" for this month.
As long as you find someone who is exactly the same as his "title" this month, you will have a chance to copy the other party's ability.
For example, if his title this month is [Trash House], then it is necessary to find a target who also has the title of [Trash House].
The way to start... is to "change" the right title.
Regardless of the means used.
Intimidation is okay (such as a fat neighbor), and fooling is also okay (such as a home girl).
As long as the opponent's "title" changes, it's time for him to reap the benefits...
'If this development continues, I will have the opportunity to acquire the skills of supernatural beings in the future. '
Recalling the awesome supernatural being he met in the hospital back then, Chen Yu's "sense of anticipation" almost spilled out of his body.
Suppressing his joy, he did not forget the business, and immediately announced to the chubby house girl: "Congratulations, you also answered the third question correctly. Now you give me the one hundred thousand tax money, so that I can scan the QR code to give you the one million prize."
"Thank you, thank you!" The chubby house girl cried with joy, shook hands with Chen Yu vigorously, and then excitedly gave Chen Yu 10 yuan: "I love Qingcheng TV, and I love your program group."
"Okay. We love you too." Seeing the 10 yuan credited into the account, Chen Yu patted the other person on the shoulder, turned around and left.
"Huh?" The fat house girl was stunned, and stared blankly at Chen Yu walking a long way, before reacting suddenly, she strode forward, rushed forward, and threw away her slippers: "Hey, hey, where's the money? The money hasn't been sent yet?"
"What money?" Chen Yu turned his head, his face full of doubts.
"100 million grand prize!" The chubby house girl's eyes widened: "You... you said sweep 100 million for me!"
"Give you 100 million?" Chen Yu also widened his eyes.
"Yes!" The fat house girl nodded repeatedly.
Chen Yu: "I'm sick?"
House girl: "..."
"Why should I give you 100 million? You look good?" Chen Yu was baffled.
"You...you didn't give me... your program team gave me questions, and I answered all three questions correctly! You agreed to give me a bonus of 100 million!"
"But you didn't answer correctly." Chen Yu ignored the other party, turned around and walked into the elevator, and pressed the button on the 12th floor: "The protagonist of Naruto is a ninja, and the protagonist of Detective is a detective. This is something that humans can say The answer. Are you worthy of being called an otaku? You can’t even pass the exam at station B.”
"Ding--"
The elevator door slowly closed.
Only the chubby house girl was left in a daze outside the door...
……
It is also [Trash House].
The physical ability of the house girl downstairs is obviously not as good as that of the fat neighbor.
So Chen Yu still decided to come back and copy the "skills" of his neighbors, and do experiments by the way.
"Clap."
Unscrewed the lock, pushed open the door, and at a glance, the neighbor who was tightly bound by the sheets was still lying in the living room, motionless.
After closing the door, Chen Yu picked up the bone chopping knife and walked in step by step.
"Sheet" heard footsteps and began to tremble.
Walking closer, Chen Yu stopped, stood by the bed sheet and observed quietly for a few seconds, then suddenly raised his arm and slashed down!
"Shh-"
Cut the sheets.
Another hard tear.
"Fuck-"
The sheet was completely in half, revealing the fat neighbor who had lost his soul inside.
"Hello." Putting down the knife, Chen Yu greeted him friendly.
"You...you...you killed her?" The fat neighbor's teeth chattered.
Chen Yu did not answer, but carefully observed the various replicable "skills" of his neighbors.
soon.
He found something strange.
For example, the neighbor's neck, head, abdomen, right thigh, and right wrist all have text fields that can be copied.
But the left leg, left arm, chest, back and other places are empty.
Could it be that these "body positions" representing the other party are useless?
Obviously not possible.
After all, the opponent's right leg still has "F-level" synovitis.
A diseased leg can be copied, but there is no reason why a healthy left leg is not eligible for "copying".
"Then..." Chen Yu stroked his bare chin, narrowing his eyes slightly.
there is only one truth!
These abilities that can be copied appear randomly!
The location of each "chosen" will be different.
For example, the ability to "select" the right leg for the first time, it is possible to "select" the ability of the left leg the second time.
It's like drawing a card.
"Four" to "five" skills are issued each time.
Which one can be "chosen" depends entirely on luck.
'Or the more powerful the ability, the harder it is to learn. '
With this in mind, Chen Yu looked at his neighbors with more enthusiasm.
'Then can I...'
'What about repeated skill brushing? '
'For example, change his title back to [Trash House], and then change it again. '
'According to logic, after the title is changed, there should be a batch of other replicable abilities, right? '
After thinking for a moment, it was determined that it was feasible, and Chen Yu immediately implemented it.The face changes at the speed of light, showing a kind, friendly, and docile smile to the fat neighbor.
"Brother, are you tired of being tied up?" Chen Yu knelt down and enthusiastically untied the neighbor: "Come on, my brother will untie you."
"You...you...what are you going to do?" The fat neighbor was even more terrified, struggling not to let Chen Yu touch the rope: "Don't be such a big brother! I don't want to die..."
"What are you talking about." Chen Yu cast a wink: "You are my brother, an old neighbor, and a distant relative is not as good as a close neighbor. How could I kill you?"
"Don't! Don't touch me—"
The fat neighbor screamed and was untied by Chen Yu, and immediately rolled and crawled to the corner of the living room, snotting and crying: "Brother, don't kill me! I was wrong! I was really wrong, big brother!"
"Brother, calm down." Chen Yu took a few steps back, raised his hands, and tried to explain: "Think about it, if I kill you, can I still untie your rope? Every pig knows that killing a pig is the best way to tie it up. .”
Seeing Chen Yu retreating further and further away, the neighbor became a little bolder, but still moved to the kitchen bit by bit, as if looking for a weapon to defend himself.
Chen Yu was very careful, and immediately threw his bone-chopping knife in the direction of the neighbor: "Do you want this? Here, here it is."
"Bangdang."
The sound of the knife falling to the ground made the neighbor stunned for a moment, and then rushed over to pick up the bone chopping knife and held it firmly in his hand.
"Brother, are you relieved this time?" Chen Yu smiled.
"You...what the hell are you going to do!" With the weapon in hand, the fat neighbor became stiffer and pointed at Chen Yu with the tip of his knife: "Get out! Get out of my house!"
"Actually, I was just released from prison today. I'm very happy. I want to have a joke with you, bro, to cheer up the atmosphere." Chen Yu stepped back to the gate, and took out his mobile phone: "But I didn't want to scare you, bro. so sorry."
"Get out! Get out!" The fat neighbor was stern, waving a bone-chopping knife as if to drive him away.But as soon as he took two steps forward, he retreated again: "Get lost!"
"Brother, I'm so scared. To make amends, I'll compensate you 1 yuan." Chen Yu shook the phone in his hand: "Brother, open the payment code, and I'll scan it for you."
"No need! Get away! Otherwise, I'll call the police!"
"3! [-], [-], right?" Chen Yu held up his hands: "I don't feel good if I don't give you compensation. Just accept the [-] yuan, and our neighbors will take good care of it."
"...[-]?" The fat neighbor was silent for a while, then calmed down completely, and asked tentatively, "Is it really for me?"
"Give it now!" Chen Yu was delighted: "Hurry up and get your phone, I'll scan the code for you. Then I'll leave."
He looked at Chen Yu for a while without blinking.Maybe he wanted Chen Yu to leave quickly, or maybe he was dormant by money. After struggling for a while, the fat neighbor carefully moved to the side of the sofa and picked up his mobile phone.While monitoring Chen Yu's position with a knife, he unlocked the screen tremblingly, and clicked on the payment code.
"Okay! Brother, you don't need to come over, just give me the code."
Hearing this, the fat neighbor raised his phone suspiciously.
Without further ado, Chen Yu transferred 3 yuan.
"Ding!"
Seeing the "huge amount" of money in the account, the fat neighbor was stunned on the spot: "Really... really gave it?"
"Sure, this is compensation. I'm sorry for scaring my brother like this." Chen Yu smiled wryly.
"...That's fine." The fat neighbor's face eased slightly, and his tone was not so trembling, and he put down his phone: "You go. This matter has been written off."
At this moment, the title of [The Terrified Trash House] above his head began to fade.
Soon, it was restored to the original [Trash House].
And the text columns floating in various parts of his body, such as his neck, right leg, and abdomen, also disappeared simultaneously.
"Brother, then I'm leaving." Seeing that the neighbor's changes were exactly as he had guessed, Chen Yu suppressed his joy, turned around, opened the door, and left.
"Crazy." The fat neighbor muttered in a low voice, and walked over to close the door.
But as soon as he reached the door, Chen Yu suddenly appeared, took away his bone-chopping knife, and put the sharp blade on his neck!
"If I give you the money, you want it?" Chen Yu said fiercely, "Are you fucking fat?"
Fat neighbor: "..."
……
(End of this chapter)
The guess is exactly right.
Chen Yu wished he could hug the fat house girl in front of him and kiss him fiercely.
The "title" on his head really has another purpose!
It is now clear.
The "title" on his head that changes every month is actually his "task goal" for this month.
As long as you find someone who is exactly the same as his "title" this month, you will have a chance to copy the other party's ability.
For example, if his title this month is [Trash House], then it is necessary to find a target who also has the title of [Trash House].
The way to start... is to "change" the right title.
Regardless of the means used.
Intimidation is okay (such as a fat neighbor), and fooling is also okay (such as a home girl).
As long as the opponent's "title" changes, it's time for him to reap the benefits...
'If this development continues, I will have the opportunity to acquire the skills of supernatural beings in the future. '
Recalling the awesome supernatural being he met in the hospital back then, Chen Yu's "sense of anticipation" almost spilled out of his body.
Suppressing his joy, he did not forget the business, and immediately announced to the chubby house girl: "Congratulations, you also answered the third question correctly. Now you give me the one hundred thousand tax money, so that I can scan the QR code to give you the one million prize."
"Thank you, thank you!" The chubby house girl cried with joy, shook hands with Chen Yu vigorously, and then excitedly gave Chen Yu 10 yuan: "I love Qingcheng TV, and I love your program group."
"Okay. We love you too." Seeing the 10 yuan credited into the account, Chen Yu patted the other person on the shoulder, turned around and left.
"Huh?" The fat house girl was stunned, and stared blankly at Chen Yu walking a long way, before reacting suddenly, she strode forward, rushed forward, and threw away her slippers: "Hey, hey, where's the money? The money hasn't been sent yet?"
"What money?" Chen Yu turned his head, his face full of doubts.
"100 million grand prize!" The chubby house girl's eyes widened: "You... you said sweep 100 million for me!"
"Give you 100 million?" Chen Yu also widened his eyes.
"Yes!" The fat house girl nodded repeatedly.
Chen Yu: "I'm sick?"
House girl: "..."
"Why should I give you 100 million? You look good?" Chen Yu was baffled.
"You...you didn't give me... your program team gave me questions, and I answered all three questions correctly! You agreed to give me a bonus of 100 million!"
"But you didn't answer correctly." Chen Yu ignored the other party, turned around and walked into the elevator, and pressed the button on the 12th floor: "The protagonist of Naruto is a ninja, and the protagonist of Detective is a detective. This is something that humans can say The answer. Are you worthy of being called an otaku? You can’t even pass the exam at station B.”
"Ding--"
The elevator door slowly closed.
Only the chubby house girl was left in a daze outside the door...
……
It is also [Trash House].
The physical ability of the house girl downstairs is obviously not as good as that of the fat neighbor.
So Chen Yu still decided to come back and copy the "skills" of his neighbors, and do experiments by the way.
"Clap."
Unscrewed the lock, pushed open the door, and at a glance, the neighbor who was tightly bound by the sheets was still lying in the living room, motionless.
After closing the door, Chen Yu picked up the bone chopping knife and walked in step by step.
"Sheet" heard footsteps and began to tremble.
Walking closer, Chen Yu stopped, stood by the bed sheet and observed quietly for a few seconds, then suddenly raised his arm and slashed down!
"Shh-"
Cut the sheets.
Another hard tear.
"Fuck-"
The sheet was completely in half, revealing the fat neighbor who had lost his soul inside.
"Hello." Putting down the knife, Chen Yu greeted him friendly.
"You...you...you killed her?" The fat neighbor's teeth chattered.
Chen Yu did not answer, but carefully observed the various replicable "skills" of his neighbors.
soon.
He found something strange.
For example, the neighbor's neck, head, abdomen, right thigh, and right wrist all have text fields that can be copied.
But the left leg, left arm, chest, back and other places are empty.
Could it be that these "body positions" representing the other party are useless?
Obviously not possible.
After all, the opponent's right leg still has "F-level" synovitis.
A diseased leg can be copied, but there is no reason why a healthy left leg is not eligible for "copying".
"Then..." Chen Yu stroked his bare chin, narrowing his eyes slightly.
there is only one truth!
These abilities that can be copied appear randomly!
The location of each "chosen" will be different.
For example, the ability to "select" the right leg for the first time, it is possible to "select" the ability of the left leg the second time.
It's like drawing a card.
"Four" to "five" skills are issued each time.
Which one can be "chosen" depends entirely on luck.
'Or the more powerful the ability, the harder it is to learn. '
With this in mind, Chen Yu looked at his neighbors with more enthusiasm.
'Then can I...'
'What about repeated skill brushing? '
'For example, change his title back to [Trash House], and then change it again. '
'According to logic, after the title is changed, there should be a batch of other replicable abilities, right? '
After thinking for a moment, it was determined that it was feasible, and Chen Yu immediately implemented it.The face changes at the speed of light, showing a kind, friendly, and docile smile to the fat neighbor.
"Brother, are you tired of being tied up?" Chen Yu knelt down and enthusiastically untied the neighbor: "Come on, my brother will untie you."
"You...you...what are you going to do?" The fat neighbor was even more terrified, struggling not to let Chen Yu touch the rope: "Don't be such a big brother! I don't want to die..."
"What are you talking about." Chen Yu cast a wink: "You are my brother, an old neighbor, and a distant relative is not as good as a close neighbor. How could I kill you?"
"Don't! Don't touch me—"
The fat neighbor screamed and was untied by Chen Yu, and immediately rolled and crawled to the corner of the living room, snotting and crying: "Brother, don't kill me! I was wrong! I was really wrong, big brother!"
"Brother, calm down." Chen Yu took a few steps back, raised his hands, and tried to explain: "Think about it, if I kill you, can I still untie your rope? Every pig knows that killing a pig is the best way to tie it up. .”
Seeing Chen Yu retreating further and further away, the neighbor became a little bolder, but still moved to the kitchen bit by bit, as if looking for a weapon to defend himself.
Chen Yu was very careful, and immediately threw his bone-chopping knife in the direction of the neighbor: "Do you want this? Here, here it is."
"Bangdang."
The sound of the knife falling to the ground made the neighbor stunned for a moment, and then rushed over to pick up the bone chopping knife and held it firmly in his hand.
"Brother, are you relieved this time?" Chen Yu smiled.
"You...what the hell are you going to do!" With the weapon in hand, the fat neighbor became stiffer and pointed at Chen Yu with the tip of his knife: "Get out! Get out of my house!"
"Actually, I was just released from prison today. I'm very happy. I want to have a joke with you, bro, to cheer up the atmosphere." Chen Yu stepped back to the gate, and took out his mobile phone: "But I didn't want to scare you, bro. so sorry."
"Get out! Get out!" The fat neighbor was stern, waving a bone-chopping knife as if to drive him away.But as soon as he took two steps forward, he retreated again: "Get lost!"
"Brother, I'm so scared. To make amends, I'll compensate you 1 yuan." Chen Yu shook the phone in his hand: "Brother, open the payment code, and I'll scan it for you."
"No need! Get away! Otherwise, I'll call the police!"
"3! [-], [-], right?" Chen Yu held up his hands: "I don't feel good if I don't give you compensation. Just accept the [-] yuan, and our neighbors will take good care of it."
"...[-]?" The fat neighbor was silent for a while, then calmed down completely, and asked tentatively, "Is it really for me?"
"Give it now!" Chen Yu was delighted: "Hurry up and get your phone, I'll scan the code for you. Then I'll leave."
He looked at Chen Yu for a while without blinking.Maybe he wanted Chen Yu to leave quickly, or maybe he was dormant by money. After struggling for a while, the fat neighbor carefully moved to the side of the sofa and picked up his mobile phone.While monitoring Chen Yu's position with a knife, he unlocked the screen tremblingly, and clicked on the payment code.
"Okay! Brother, you don't need to come over, just give me the code."
Hearing this, the fat neighbor raised his phone suspiciously.
Without further ado, Chen Yu transferred 3 yuan.
"Ding!"
Seeing the "huge amount" of money in the account, the fat neighbor was stunned on the spot: "Really... really gave it?"
"Sure, this is compensation. I'm sorry for scaring my brother like this." Chen Yu smiled wryly.
"...That's fine." The fat neighbor's face eased slightly, and his tone was not so trembling, and he put down his phone: "You go. This matter has been written off."
At this moment, the title of [The Terrified Trash House] above his head began to fade.
Soon, it was restored to the original [Trash House].
And the text columns floating in various parts of his body, such as his neck, right leg, and abdomen, also disappeared simultaneously.
"Brother, then I'm leaving." Seeing that the neighbor's changes were exactly as he had guessed, Chen Yu suppressed his joy, turned around, opened the door, and left.
"Crazy." The fat neighbor muttered in a low voice, and walked over to close the door.
But as soon as he reached the door, Chen Yu suddenly appeared, took away his bone-chopping knife, and put the sharp blade on his neck!
"If I give you the money, you want it?" Chen Yu said fiercely, "Are you fucking fat?"
Fat neighbor: "..."
……
(End of this chapter)
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