My identity is getting more and more perverted

Chapter 162 From now on, break with the world

"Pretty!"

"beautiful!"

"This shape..."

"This taste..."

"This volume..."

Surrounded by that piece of shit, Chen Yu spun around a dozen times excitedly, his whole body was so excited.

Vaguely, he realized the mood of those mothers and fathers in the previous life who "show off" their children's papa in the circle of friends.

"This chic and handsome friend." Chen Yu held the military shovel tightly, used it as a microphone, and handed it to Husky's mouth: "Excuse me, how do you feel when you pull out this beautiful and fragrant feces? Can it be compared with TV?" Do the audience friends in front of the plane share it?"

"Huh?" Husky shook his head in doubt.

Chen Yu: "No?"

Husky: "???"

Chen Yu: "If you don't have one, then go away."

Slapping the big dog away, Chen Yu squatted in front of the shit, rubbing his hands excitedly.

Thousands of years ago, a great power of the human race, one of the few A-level supremes, has now turned into a pile of excrement.

This made Chen Yu very regretful.

The full score is 750 points.

Immediately afterwards, he began to think about how to process this shit.

Perfect, smooth, effective change of its title.

"Have it!"

After a while, Chen Yu slapped his forehead happily, got up and looked around, and found a few relatively flat stones.Put the dog poop in the middle of the stone platform and step back three steps.

take a deep breath...

"Whirring whirring--"

A ball of flames spewed out from his mouth in an instant, burning on the feces.

Immediately, a protein aroma mixed with burnt sparrow feathers wafted around and lingered.

On the side, Husky felt strange, and sat obediently beside Chen Yu, watching.

"Whoohoo-"

The flames grew hotter and hotter.

The fragrance at the beginning gradually turned to burnt.

Soon the stone platform was completely dark.

The original title of [Funge] on the top of the excrement gradually changed to [Inedible feces].

"Shh!"

At the same time, there are four copyable skill information columns that pop up!

"It's done!"

Shutting his mouth and restraining the hot line of fire, Chen Yu was pleasantly surprised.

But immediately regretted it.

He originally thought that such an intensity of fire could turn the title of [shit] into something like [coke].

That's a big change in title!
At least ten skills can be "critically struck".

Stretching out his hand, he waved away the thick black smoke.

Chen Yu took a few steps forward, lowered his head to observe carefully, and his spirit suddenly froze!
He actually saw a ray of golden light?
[(Grade A) (Golden) Apex power conduction: It can transmit "energy" boosts to appliances, with no failure rate. 】

"Top level, ability conduction?"

Chen Yu was shocked.

As we all know, a transcendent has only one ability.If you want to advance, you can only increase by chance by swallowing soul orbs.

And there are only two kinds of abilities that can "daily practice".

One is the body-refining secret technique, such as the life-defying technique.It is the key to determine the strength of an extraordinary person.

The other is the ability conduction!

As the name suggests, it is a skill that transmits the origin of the supernatural power in the body to weapons, armor, and even props.

Including all the ways of using "artifacts", such as "imperial decree", all need to be activated by supernatural power conduction.

So Chen Yu also has mastered this skill.

At the beginning, it was copied from the fat neighbor's [Elementary Ability Conduction].

Afterwards, he killed the killer sent by the Li family, and got [Intermediate Power Conduction] from him.

[(B-level) (red) Medium-level power conduction: can transmit "energy" into the appliance with a slight loss, and the success rate is average. 】

So far, Chen Yu was able to dance his sister's "front teeth" like a tiger, and it was also because of the help of this skill.

Cut iron like mud, invincible.

And now...

On this pile of feces, he refreshed the A-level "power transmission..."

"call."

Taking a deep breath, almost without thinking, Chen Yu immediately reached out and touched the burnt feces.

【Do you want to copy the ability of "Top Power Conduction"? 】

【whether】

Chen Yu clicked again.

Sui opened his arms and shouted loudly: "Absorb it!" (Is it the power of feces?)

【Confirm copy】

next moment.

The extremely familiar heat flow spread from his whole body.

In Chen Yu's mind, all the knowledge and skills about "top power transmission" immediately appeared.

The huge amount of content even made his brain start to ache.

This adverse reaction is the first time.

"choke--"

The sound of the long sword returning to its sheath clearly echoed in the ears.

Chen Yu finished copying the new ability, and couldn't wait to pull out "My Sister White Fang" in his arms, and the supernatural ability in his body was running.

In an instant, the white sword body turned blue.

And getting bluer.

The blue is dazzling.

"..."

"Crazy."

Looking at the dazzling blue light, Chen Yu's heart beat wildly.

He could clearly sense that at this moment, the power dissipating from the sword body was a level higher than his current strength.

Holding the blue sword, Chen Yu turned his head silently and looked at Husky.

Husky: "..."

The big dog's hair stood on end, and instinctively got up and backed away, with its tail caught in the ditch.

"Ten years of sharpening a sword."

"Thousands of people disappeared."

"The apes on both sides of the strait can't stop crying."

"Surprised frog sounds."

"Shh-"

My sister's white teeth are cut off!

Wherever they pass, they are cut in two.

There seems to be no difference from before.

But Chen Yu just felt awesome.

"Ok, Ok."

After pretending to wave it a few times, he suddenly had a thought and switched the origin of the power in his body.

The blade that was blue a second ago turned red in an instant!
"I have several abilities, and I also have several origins of abilities."

"So……"

The power source switched again, and the blade turned purple again.

green.

yellow.

black……

In the end, it takes turns to change, and the speed is getting faster and faster!

Gradually turn into colorful black.

5 minute later.

Chen Yu had had enough, restrained his abilities, put away his sister's front teeth, and looked at the burnt objects on the stone platform again.

He was thinking about whether this pile of feces could be "used" again.

But after much deliberation, there is no clue.

Simply give up.

On the bottom three floors, there are still twenty or thirty cemeteries waiting for him to dig.

There is no need to hang yourself from a tree.

"Good dog, well done." Looking back, Chen Yu gave a thumbs up to the wary Husky, and turned to walk to the second floor.

Prepare to bring another "thousand-year-old corpse" up.

But at this moment, a melodious call came from above the head.

"Chen Yu, come up."

Stopping, he looked up at the ceiling, inexplicably.

After waiting for a while, the voice came again.

"Chen Yu, come up."

Chen Yu heard it.

It was the voice of the white-bearded old man "upstairs".

Added reverb...

Frowning involuntarily, Chen Yu wanted to pretend he didn't hear, and continued downstairs.

But suddenly considering the "messy" situation of the ancestral tomb, once the white-bearded old man can't call him out, he will go downstairs to find him...

That's fucking trouble!
After a moment of hesitation with a cloudy face, Chen Yu still chose to obediently return to the compartment on the first floor, opened the door, and jumped up.

Come to the top.

Chen Yu saw the young man in the peaked cap standing in front of the hut.

Looking at the young man, he had some bad premonition in his heart, and walked into the thatched cottage faster.

He bowed to the white-bearded old man sitting cross-legged in the room.

Said: "Hello, my lord."

"Yeah." The old man nodded, his eyes half-closed.

"My lord, what do you want from me?" Chen Yu asked.

The old man with the white beard kept silent.

The young man in the peaked cap behind him took a step forward and said, "Chen Yu, your sentence is over. Come with me."

"What?" Chen Yu turned around in astonishment.

"Just now, the servant of the secondary law enforcement has come to the capital to arrest you." The young man sighed: "I only bought you an hour. You and your friends, as well as Li Yao farewell."

"Damn it!" Chen Yu's face was ugly: "Damn so fast?"

"The fact that you escaped made that sub-law enforcement very angry." The young man said with a serious expression, "Chen Yu, what you are thinking about now is not whether it is fast or not, but how to explain to that law enforcement. Through the attitude of that law enforcement servant Judgment, once you go, you will definitely suffer a lot of crimes."

"A few dogs."

Chen Yu turned around twice in agitation.

Don't come late, don't come late.

Why come so early!

The more than 20 corpses on the third floor of the human ancestral tomb are still waiting for him to develop!
Isn't this a hooligan?

He just didn't want his epic to end so early.

"Brother, can I apply for an extra hour? No, not for an hour, the dog hasn't finished digesting it yet. Four hours! Can I apply for an extra hour?" Chen Yu clasped the young man's hands and begged.

"What haven't you finished digesting?" The young man in the cap was stunned.

"Don't worry about it. Just say four hours, okay?"

"No way. It's the limit to keep that servant waiting for an extra hour. Now the other party is still making trouble in the temple. The master is just eating and drinking with him."

"People are mortal." The white-bearded old man who had been silent all this time said, "It may be lighter than a feather, or heavier than Mount Tai. If your life is destined to die, why bother to struggle. Whether it is life or death, it doesn't matter how many hours .Let it go."

Chen Yu: "..."

Chen Yu: "Old Deng, at the age where you can pee fork, you have learned how to stir-fry noodles?"

"What?" After saying these words, the old man with white beard opened his eyes instantly, his eyes full of murderous intent.

Chen Yu spread his hands: "Humans are inherently scolded. Either they are scolded behind their backs, or they are scolded in front of them. If you are destined to be scolded by me, why should you care? Let it go."

The old man with white beard: "..."

"...Chen Yu." The young man in the peaked cap turned pale with fright: "Why are you so crazy? How can you turn your back on it? Hurry up and apologize to your lord!"

"No need." The white-bearded old man pondered for a moment, then closed his eyes again: "What he said doesn't make sense either."

Chen Yu: "..."

"But, what do you mean by fried noodles?" The old man opened his eyes again and asked in doubt.

"Nothing. Compliment you."

Waving his hands perfunctorily, Chen Yu lost the desire to communicate with the other party, and turned to look at the young man: "Dude, do I really only have one hour?"

"Yes." The young man nodded: "Now, there are more than 50 minutes left."

Looking back, Chen Yu gradually calmed down after looking at the entrance of the human ancestral tomb outside the thatched house.

He knew that he would come again.

"Then don't waste time." Chen Yu waved his hand and stepped out of the hut: "Let's go."

The young man in the peaked cap bowed deeply to the old man with the white beard, and then followed behind Chen Yu: "Chen Yu, the servant of the secondary law enforcement is in the main hall. If you want to leave the temple, follow me. Let's go around the side door together. Don't be fooled." It saw it."

"Row."

"Who do you want to see first? Fatty or Li Yao?"

"They don't need to see each other." Chen Yu stopped, raised his head and sighed quietly: "It's just sad."

"Then where are you going?" The young man frowned: "I can tell you, you don't want to escape this time. The trouble you caused is already hard to end."

"If I don't run away, I just want to take the last chance to complete my unfulfilled dream."

"What dream?"

……

"Don't! Chen Yu! Can you at least give me some anesthetic?"

"Need not."

"Hey! Hiss—it hurts! Get some anesthetic! Anesthetic!"

"do not move."

Two 10 minutes later.

The Extraordinary Alliance Hospital, a spacious and bright operating room.

The strong man in steel armor has already taken off his steel armor, and is lying on the operating table, letting himself be mermaid.

"Snapped."

In front of the operating bed, Chen Yu put on the last surgical glove, picked up the knife and fork, and started the connection operation on the strong man: "Don't be inked. You are a high-level supernatural being, what anesthesia will help."

"Even if it's useless, it can reduce some pain, you... ah! It hurts, hurts, hurts!"

"Tell you not to move!" Chen Yu was angry: "Be careful, I will connect yours crookedly too."

Hearing this, the strong man in steel armor immediately calmed down, gritted his teeth, grabbed the bed sheet tightly, and endured it.

"Damn it, a B-level powerhouse is still afraid of pain..."

Chen Yu muttered, speeding up the operation.

Anastomoses the urethra.

Suture the sponge.

Connect blood vessels and connect nerves.

Open the blood flow, suture the skin...

Unconsciously.

He has become more and more proficient in this kind of "minor surgery".

Within 10 minutes, the last stitch was done.

"Bang!"

Throwing the scalpel away, Chen Yu took off his gloves, tore off the sterile gown, and let out a sigh of satisfaction: "OK, it's over."

"Are you finished?" The strong man in steel armor raised his head, his face was covered with sweat.

"Well. This time it's straight, not a little bent."

"That's good, thank you." The strong man said perfunctorily against his will, and sat up cautiously.

He lowered his head to check and found that it was indeed not crooked.

But a small box fell out of his arms.

Dazed for a moment, the strong man picked up the box nonchalantly, glanced at Chen Yu, then at his crotch... "again" at Chen Yu.

"What?" Chen Yu was puzzled.

"I...my..." The strong man opened the box and saw the intact baby in the box, his mind went blank: "I haven't... haven't... haven't taken it out yet."

"Ah?" Chen Yu opened his mouth wide: "Then what did I pick up?"

"You... Who did you pick up for me?"

"I don't know either! I saw it on the plate and thought it was yours! Didn't you fucking take it out in advance?"

"You gave me the wrong connection!!" Gradually reacting, the strong man roared in an instant: "The fuck I connected is not my own!"

"Then you didn't fucking say that! You didn't take out your hanging, didn't you f*cking know?!" Chen Yu also yelled.

"You fucking!"

"You fucking!"

"Fuck! I'm going to kill you!"

"Don't move! The title has changed!"

With some power coming from nowhere, he slapped down the mad-looking strong man in steel armor, and Chen Yu stared straight at the opponent's title.

"Shh-"

From [coming from the palace for the glory of mankind] to [a man who is not useful].

Along with the title change, there are eighteen skill columns that can be copied!

One of them is emitting golden light!

[(A-level) (Golden) Fifteen layers of life-defying technique: all-round ultimate strengthening of physical fitness!Significantly enhance the brain information operation ability.brother!You are already at the peak of Ling Ling. 】

"it is good!!!"

Waited for a long time, and finally waited until today!
Chen Yu shouted excitedly, and decisively stretched out his index finger, poking at the dantian of the strong man in steel armor with lightning speed.

"Snapped!"

He was slapped away by the strong man.

Chen Yu poked again.

"Snapped!"

Then he was slapped away by the strong man.

Brawny man: "Hold on! Don't fucking touch me!"

Chen Yu: "..."

……

(End of this chapter)