My identity is getting more and more perverted

Chapter 166 Killing the Human Race

The world is unsatisfactory, nine out of ten.

Squatting in the hole of a giant tree in the jungle, Chen Yu put his arms around his knees, looking at Datuo's feces outside the hole with a regretful expression.

After the dismemberment.

smashed.

cooked.

Digestion.

excretion……

Wait for a variety of "refresh".

In the end, he didn't get the "giant" ability of the civet cat either.

"Ugh."

Sighing deeply, Chen Yu fiddled with the wooden stick in his hand, constantly poking the lump of poop outside the cave.

Although I have known for a long time that it is difficult to "explode" the desired skills in just two or three refreshes with ordinary "title changes".

But he was still a little hard to accept.

Get bigger!
That's getting bigger!

Which man would not covet such a magical skill?
"..."

After being silent for a long time, he threw away the stick, opened the backpack with sharp eyes, took out the thermos pot that once contained the "pig brain", and carefully put all the poop in it.

Seal it well.

Guaranteed not to leak.

He didn't believe that after the dead body turned into a broken body, into rotten meat, and then into excrement, there was no other way to process it.

Didn't his previous titles include [expired feces], [garbage], [dirty garbage], [not as good as garbage], etc.?

In short, he must copy the "bigger" ability of the civet cats.

Because if this trick is matched with [Power of Warcraft], it will definitely increase the fighting power!

The six-armed god of war with a height of more than 1000 meters...

Just thinking about that picture, Chen Yu couldn't help drooling.

Wiping the corners of his mouth with the back of his hand that hadn't touched the wooden stick, he put the "thermal pot" back into his backpack with great care, and began to sort out his next plan.

First of all, digging graves offended the high-level human beings, and killing cats offended high-level foreign races. With his current ability, he could not deal with the possible revenge of the two.

Especially with the unimaginable power of the latter, he is destined to break with the entire world of ten thousand races.

However, his family is still in the capital.

So he could only take the risk and choose to fight back.

"Trouble."

Scratching his head, Chen Yu began to sort out his three harvests today.

The same is the soul orb, a total of 143.

The same is an artifact, a total of three.

The last thing is the imperial decree.

The soul beads and imperial decree are not listed for the time being, Chen Yu directly took out three pocket light-emitting props from his bag, and studied them carefully.

According to his current knowledge, no matter how he looked at it, these three luminous objects belonged to the category of "artifacts".

However, due to his poor family since he was a child, Chen Yu still does not understand how to use these things until now.

"A spell?"

"It's still about infusing the source of the power..."

Muttering, he subconsciously activated the supernatural powers in his body, and through the "power transmission" technology, he transmitted the energy into a glowing horn.

Immediately, dazzling brilliance blooms!
The horn, which was originally the size of a palm, swelled instantly.

And accompanied by black smoke, a strange illusory creature "drilled" from the horns with a scarf on its head.

Gusts of forest wind blew past, causing the translucent body to dissipate and condense from time to time.

"Bangdang."

Chen Yu stood in the corner in shock, dumbfounded.

"Hello, my new master, did you wake me up?" The phantom creature twisted its body in the black smoke, with a peaceful face.

"What are you?!" Chen Yu got up in shock.

"I am God Aladdin..."

"Aladdin's magic lamp!" Chen Yu's pupils shrank suddenly.

"Aladdin." The illusory creature corrected: "You can call me God."

"Holy God..." Chen Yu was at a loss.

"Yes, God of God." God of God smiled and nodded: "If you wake me up, you will become my new master. I can..."

"Help me realize my wish?!" Chen Yu answered again in surprise.

Horn God: "I can tell you a story."

Chen Yu: "..."

God of the Numbers: "Why do you have the unrealistic idea of ​​'making a wish'?"

"Then your usefulness...is only to tell stories?"

"Yes."

"Then you have a fart!" Chen Yu roared.

"Don't say that." The god said shyly, "My story is not an ordinary story."

Hearing this, Chen Yu was taken aback for a moment, and then thought about it: "Does your 'story' have some kind of causal effect?"

"If you understand it that way, you're right!" The Horn God proudly puffed out his big belly.

"Fuck!" Chen Yu was startled: "So awesome?!"

"That's right!" The god said triumphantly, "Because my stories are all funny stories, once I tell them, you will laugh, master. It does have a causal effect."

Chen Yu: "..."

Chen Yu: "You fart with me."

"Director, it seems that you still don't understand. How about it, I'll tell you one now." The trumpet god put his hands behind his back, his illusory figure swayed in a trance, and after a long while, Lang Lang said: "Once upon a time, there was a man named Confucius. One day, he saw the two children."

Chen Yu: "..."

Number God: "..."

Chen Yu: "..."

The horn god hesitated: "Master, you...why don't you smile."

Chen Yu: "I laugh at you for being numb."

"Ah... so, then, master, you may not understand." The horn god explained nervously: "Isn't there an allusion in ancient times, is it that Confucius met two children to argue about the sun? My argument is not an argument, but a defecation. convenient."

Chen Yu: "And then."

Trumpet God: "...and isn't it ridiculous?"

Standing in place, silent for a long time.

Chen Yu looked around, looking for a weapon in his hand: "Do you know how to destroy an artifact?"

"Don't! Master...Master, don't! Calm down!" The horn god broke out in cold sweat.

"So your purpose is to tell jokes to others?"

"If you want me to tell people, I... I can too."

"……roll."

"understand!"

The god of the horn shuddered, and quickly turned into black smoke, disappearing into the horn.

The enlarged horn also shrunk back to its original size.

Bending down, picking up the glowing horn, Chen Yu resisted the urge to crush it, put it back in his backpack, and picked up the second artifact—the pipa.

Familiar with the road, he poured in the origin of the power again, and this little pipa became bigger in an instant.

Turned into a normal size - Pipa.

Holding it in his hand, Chen Yu tentatively plucked the strings.

"Om..."

Immediately issued a pleasant movement.

Chen Yu: "..."

After waiting for a full 10 minutes and not finding any other abnormalities, Chen Yu finally couldn't help being irritable, and roared angrily: "TM is really a pipa!!!"

Later, he tried the third artifact—the belt.

Discover the usefulness of this artifact, is to be able to shrink the tightness of the belt at will.

As long as the "master" has a thought, adjust it immediately!

It can even help the "master" take off his pants quickly...

"Don't tell me, this is useful." Thinking of his [Teleportation] ability, Chen Yu was a little happy, but immediately roared: "There is a fart use! What the hell is this!"

Three artifacts.

All three are trash.

This made Chen Yu wonder whether most of the "artifacts" were made up.Only as a toy.

'Isn't that how artifacts are used? '

"..."

'After graduating halfway, I didn't learn a lot of knowledge in school.I have to go back to the capital as soon as possible, and find someone who understands and ask. '

With this in mind, Chen Yu didn't hesitate at all. He immediately put out the bonfire, packed up all his things, and ran towards human civilization with his backpack on his back.

As soon as he took a few steps, he seemed to remember something, and hurried to the stream again to wash off the feces stuck to his hands.

And through this, he also passed through the water, and once again saw the title of "Holy Pregnant Woman" on his head.

As a man who has experienced countless wonderful titles such as [Serial Murderer], [Pure and Immaculate Virgin], and [From the Palace for Humanity].

Today, he is no longer moved by the outrageous "title".

Say no to "holy pregnant women."

Even if he becomes the "old bust tortured by flowers and willows" next time, he will smile slightly and never smoke.

Looking at the appellation above his head, all he can think of now is a thought that just popped up.

"Yup!"

"Why can't I be a pregnant woman..."

……

"Get out of the way, let's all out, don't touch this beauty."

Three days later, in the human territory, Qingcheng.

On a bus leading to No. [-] Middle School, the bus driver wearing sunglasses waved and shouted: "Don't squeeze! Give her a seat! Didn't you see that she was pregnant?"

"It's all right." Holding on to the boom, the long-haired beauty with her big belly waving her hands repeatedly in the crowd: "I'm not pregnant, my stomach is full of shit."

Everyone in the car: "..."

"Sister, sit here with me." On the side, a junior high school student hurriedly got up and gave up his seat.

"Thank you." The long-haired beauty was not polite, and sat down on the vacated seat.

There was a muffled sound of "boom".

It made my big belly tremble three times.

The junior high school student who gave up his seat was stunned, and the thought of "this sister's buttocks are really strong" flashed through his mind.

"You girl, be careful." In the inner seat, a middle-aged woman frowned and looked at the abdomen of the long-haired beauty: "Sit so hard, what should I do if I have a miscarriage?"

"Ah... yes." The long-haired beauty suddenly nodded, "I'll be more careful next time."

"It will take seven or eight months, right?" The middle-aged woman stretched out her hand and stroked the belly of the long-haired beauty: "Why do you still come to squeeze the bus? Your in-laws are too careless."

"I don't have in-laws." Dragging her protruding belly, the beauty pursed her lips.

"Ah, I'm sorry." The middle-aged woman was taken aback, and quickly changed her words: "Then what about your husband, since you're already this month, he should take care of you."

"I don't have a husband either." The beauty bowed her head in frustration.

After saying this, everyone on the bus pricked up their ears and eavesdropped with their eyes shining.

Even the driver in the driver's seat turned his right eye to the side while his left eye was staring ahead...

"You don't have a husband?" The woman opened her mouth wide, "Then... where is the child's father?"

"A child has no father." The long-haired beauty took off her hat, revealing the title of [Holy Pregnant Woman]: "I was conceived by a virgin, and I conceived Nezha."

Everyone: "..."

Middle-aged woman: "Are you sick?"

10 minute later.

Under the horrified eyes of everyone in the car, Chen Yu jumped out of the window of the crowded bus, his legs "twitching" quickly, rushed out of the bus stop, stopped next to a milk tea shop, and lifted his big belly.

Several young people who were queuing turned around and saw Chen Yu who was "impaired in mobility", and immediately gave up their seats.

"Sister, you come first."

"Go ahead and order..."

Chen Yu changed his posture, put his hands on his back, jumped in the line with three steps, and turned his head to thank: "Thank you."

"You're welcome."

"Be courteous to pregnant women, it should be."

"it's okay no problem……"

Sighing that the "civilian society" is still as friendly as ever, Chen Yu ordered a cold drink and stroked his swollen belly contentedly.

He or she is simply a genius.

Because he dug the ancestral graves of the human race and killed the civet cat aliens, he is now an enemy in the world.

But as long as the ability is used to "make a face change", isn't it possible to "be a man again"?
Especially now that the title of [Holy Pregnant Woman] makes his (her) identity impeccable!
"It's just perfect."

Sighing, Chen Yu took the cold drink handed over by the store and took a big sip.

Thoroughly cool!Heart soaring!
Beautiful stomp.

Chen Yu: "Yeah! There are pearls!"

Shopkeeper: "...Girl, it's winter, in your situation, can you drink cold drinks?"

"It's okay." Chen Yu threw away the empty cup: "I've said it all, my stomach is full of shit."

Everyone: "..."

After leaving the milk tea shop, I went to a fast food restaurant and bought a lot of burgers.Chen Yu sat on a chair not far away, resting quietly while eating hazelnuts.

And without any hesitation, he lifted his shirt to reveal his big belly, and patted it back and forth with his "greasy and numb" hands like a greasy middle-aged man.

Make a rhythmic sound of "crack clap clap".

Silently feel the complex gazes of passers-by around him or her with a big belly, without any sense of shame.

Now, his (it) new identity is that of a pregnant teenage girl.

No matter how embarrassing, what does it have to do with Chen Yu?
"belch."

After a long while, after belching and licking off the oil on his fingers, Chen Yu stood up and walked into the "Hongtukeng Police Station" not far away.

At this time, four or five pregnant women had already gathered in the hall of the institute.

All accompanied by police officers, fill out a form.

"Hi, are you here to record?"

Seeing Chen Yu enter the door with a big belly, a policewoman immediately stepped forward and supported his arm: "Sit first, I'll get you the information."

"alright."

Chen Yu nodded carelessly and looked around the hall.

It's only been a short month, but Chen Yu actually feels nostalgic...

"Hi, here are the documents."

Soon, the policewoman came, holding a form that was exactly the same as that of other pregnant women, and asked with a smile, "Are you also invited by our patrolling colleagues?"

"Yeah." Chen Yu nodded: "I went out and walked on the street well today, and some police officers told me that pregnant women can get 10 yuan to register here."

Changed to a new identity.

The old phone is no longer usable.

He's really short on cash.

It happened that the police station "distributed money", so could he miss this good opportunity?

"Yes." The policewoman nodded with a smile: "In order to promote childbirth and reduce the pressure on the people, a new policy was issued just yesterday. All registered pregnant women, or mothers who have given birth in the past six months, can receive a gift of 10 yuan from the state. It will be credited immediately."

"That's really great!" Chen Yu licked his lips: "Then let's start registering, where are we going?"

"I can do this." The policewoman showed the form in her hand: "I will help you fill in some important information first, and you can fill in the rest slowly according to the instructions. If you don't know anything, you can ask me at any time."

Chen Yu: "Thank you for your hard work."

Policewoman: "No. First, what's your name?"

Chen Yu: "Chen Yuer."

……

(End of this chapter)