My identity is getting more and more perverted

Chapter 167 The Golden Legend - Dharma World!

"Chen Yuer?"

Hearing this name, the policewoman was taken aback immediately, and looked up to recall: "It's so familiar. I once met an adult named Chen Yu. You two have similar names."

Chen Yu squinted his eyes and stood up abruptly: "You are talking about that handsome, talented hero who fascinated thousands of girls, won the championship in the graduation examination, and even killed thousands of foreigners——Chen Yu Woo?"

Policewoman: "..."

"Sorry." Chen Yu sat down awkwardly: "That's my idol, I'm a little excited."

"No...it doesn't matter." The policewoman wiped off her sweat: "Master Chen Yu is indeed very good."

"You like him too?" Chen Yu's eyes lit up.

"That's right..."

"But he definitely doesn't like you." Chen Yu lightly pulled back his hair and straightened his plump chest: "He likes me like this."

Policewoman: "You...how do you know."

Chen Yu: "Nonsense. What type does Chen Yu like, I...May I not know?"

The policewoman wiped her sweat quickly: "Well, let's continue with the registration. Ms. Chen Yuer, how old are you?"

"A few years ago it was eighteen."

"I'm asking about this year..."

"Twenty this year."

"How long have you been pregnant?"

"It's seven months." Chen Yu took a look at the size of his stomach.

"Where do you work?"

"I do not have a job."

"Okay, I'm currently at home full-time, right..."

The policewoman quickly recorded with her pen tip.

It didn't take long to register all the key information.Then hand the form and the ballpoint pen to Chen Yu.

"Ms. Chen Yuer, you can fill in the rest by yourself. Call me when you're done."

"Ok."

After receiving the form and watching the policewoman nod and leave, Chen Yu filled it out in a "flashy way".

After just one minute, he raised his hand and shouted: "I'm done."

"Ah?" The policewoman who was assisting other pregnant women to fill in the information was startled, and turned around in amazement: "So fast?"

"What's the point of filling in the information?"

"Oh, wait a moment, here we come."

After admonishing the other pregnant women, the policewoman trotted to Chen Yu, took the form, lowered her head and scanned it carefully, her complexion instantly darkened.

"Ms. Chen, what did you fill in. Why did you fill in 'Forgot?'"

"I just forgot." Chen Yu spread his hands.

"You forgot your home address, too?"

"forget."

"You also forgot your cultural background?!"

"forget."

"I forgot my husband's name too?!"

"Forget it. Forget it all."

"... Ms. Chen Yu'er, don't make trouble for no reason." Veins popped out of the policewoman's forehead.

"Who is ruthless, who is unjust, and who is making trouble unreasonably?" Chen Yu frowned.

"..."

After a moment of silence, the policewoman took out her mobile phone with a gloomy face: "Tell me your husband's phone number."

Chen Yu: "Forgot."

Policewoman: "..."

Chen Yu: "I even forgot my husband, but can you fucking remember his phone number?"

The policewoman clenched her fists, took a deep breath, tried to calm down, and said, "Ms. Chen, are you sure you have forgotten who the father of the child is?"

"Does it make sense for me to lie to you? And there were so many people at that time, how do I know who the father of the child is."

"What?!" The policewoman's pupils trembled instantly.

All the pregnant women and police officers around who heard the movement also looked at Chen Yu with terrified eyes.

"Why do you look at me like that." Chen Yu shrugged: "I don't want to either."

"...Wait a minute." The policewoman who had a flash of inspiration came to her senses, her eyes were sharp: "What do you mean by 'don't want'? Could it be that..."

"Yeah." Chen Yu nodded, and said nonsense: "Otherwise, why would I lose my memory? They can't do it after venting, and give me a beating. I lost my memory."

All the pregnant women were horrified.

The police officers were shocked.

After a brief silence in the hall, all the police officers immediately rushed forward.

"Ms. Chen Yuer, let's go in and talk." The female policeman looked serious, and she pulled Chen Yu to the reception room: "Tell me what's going on in detail."

"Need not."

In Chen Yu's mind, he recalled the entanglement of these police officers who were "nosy", and immediately struggled: "You just send money, why don't you waste your time."

"Citizens have been violated and we must investigate."

"I'm not going!"

"If you don't go, you will have no money."

Chen Yu: "..."

After about 10 minutes.

Reception room.

Sitting on a chair, Chen Yu looked at the familiar "middle-aged director" opposite him, and his head began to ache.

The former "deputy director" has now become the "director".

"Your name is Chen Yu'er, right?" The middle-aged director looked up and down Chen Yu with a solemn face: "Maybe it's because of your name. I look at your eyebrows, and I always feel like an old friend of mine."

"You're talking about that handsome, talented hero who fascinates thousands of girls——Chen Yu?"

"Yes." The middle-aged director nodded: "He is my friend. I saved him when he was at his lowest point. So he has always regarded me as a benefactor."

Chen Yu: "...is there still such a thing?"

"Yes." The Director continued to nod: "So you have to believe that any lawbreaker will not be able to escape my law. Don't have any worries, and don't worry about being retaliated. Tell me what happened to you. Say. The law will protect your rights."

"Oh, it's so troublesome." Chen Yu scratched his head.

He came in to collect some money from the official.

B There are so many things.

"Where do I start..."

"You can start with the original date, or you can start with the location."

"The location, I understand." Chen Yu slapped his forehead: "I just went to India for a trip, and that's it when I come back."

"India?" The director was stunned: "Where is India? Which city is it?"

"Is there no India in our world?" Chen Yu frowned.

"I've never heard of it." The director turned his head and told the police officer beside him, "Go and check, what kind of place is this?"

"Yes." The subordinate nodded.

"Okay, don't look it up, I can't find it. My memory is confused. It's not in India." Chen Yu raised his head, looked at the ceiling of the reception room, and began to make up: "Well... let's start with the date. A few days ago , I was at a construction site, and found a hole in a wall, and there was 100 yuan in the hole, and I got in to pick it up. Then I got stuck. Then I couldn’t break free. Then I heard a group of people coming from behind.”

Police officers: "..."

Chen Yu spread his hands and pointed to his stomach: "And that's it."

The middle-aged director's face turned black: "Your plot...why is it exactly the same as those butters?"

"You play too!" Chen Yu was pleasantly surprised: "My friend! Claw!"

"boom!!"

"Hold a fart!" The director slapped the table and shouted: "Are you fooling around? What happened a few days ago, and now your stomach is so big?!"

"Oh, I got confused." Chen Yu changed his words: "It was eight months ago. Not a few days ago."

Hearing this, the middle-aged director and the surrounding police officers looked at each other.

Everyone could tell that Chen Yu was talking nonsense.

The policewoman on the side was anxious and opened her mouth to say something, but was interrupted by the director raising her hand: "Ms. Chen, continue talking."

"Okay." Chen Yu yawned: "At that time, I didn't know how many people there were. Anyway, I was in a coma. After waking up, I lost my memory, and then found out that I was pregnant. Damn it!"

Police officers: "..."

Chen Yu: "It's gone."

As an extraordinary man, now facing ordinary people, he doesn't even bother to make up nonsense.

believe it or not.

Do not believe pull down.

He just came in to get some money, and he wouldn't want it any more.

"Ms. Chen, that's all you said, right?" The middle-aged director narrowed his eyes.

"Yes." Chen Yu nodded: "Can you give me the money?"

"Yes." The director stood up and ordered: "Continue to apply for maternity compensation for this lady, and this is the end of the record."

"Director!" The policewoman was startled: "She obviously..."

"Hush." ​​The director stopped the other party's words and waved his hand: "That's it, go and handle it for her."

The policewoman was full of doubts, but as a subordinate, she could only accept it.

"Ms. Chen Yuer, the official maternity compensation is paid in two payments." The middle-aged director smiled at Chen Yu and said, "The first payment will be called to you immediately. The second payment will need you Tomorrow and the day after tomorrow, there will be a centralized medical examination before the account can be credited."

"Anything is fine." Chen Yu said carelessly.

He just needs a sum of money to live on now.

Fifty thousand and one hundred thousand doesn't matter.

"Okay, then I'll go first." Nodding, the director turned and left with a few subordinates.

Close the door and walk out ten meters.

The director immediately ordered his subordinates: "The victim doesn't cooperate with the work, please organize and follow her and report to me at any time."

"Yes!"

Reception room.

Chen Yu, who has a keen sense of hearing, moved his ears, but he didn't care. He simply lifted his shirt to reveal his big belly, and patted "cheerfully": "Give me the money, your boss has already spoken."

The policewoman pursed her lips, lowered her head and silently rewrote the form, and said angrily, "Mobile phone number."

"I don't have a cell phone."

"Then how can I send you money? How can I contact you?"

"You give me a sum first, I buy a mobile phone, and I have a mobile phone number."

"Without a mobile phone number, I cannot transfer money."

"I don't have any money, where can I get a cell phone number?" Chen Yu gritted his teeth.

"Tell me your phone number, don't you have money?"

"I don't have any money, where did I get my phone number?!"

"Tell me your phone number, you don't have..."

"What the fuck did you put on this card bug with me?" Chen Yu was furious.

"You...you lady, what's going on!" The policewoman was also angry: "I don't cooperate with work, and the registration process is disrupted! What are you going to do!"

"Stop arguing." An old police officer who had been standing in the corner of the reception room sighed, took out a stack of banknotes from his wallet, and walked up to Chen Yu: "Go and buy one. Just pay me back when the time comes. "

"Look at him!" Chen Yu sneered.

Policewoman: "..."

Take the money and leave the reception room.

Chen Yu and the policewoman walked out of the police station and came to an electronics store not far away under the gaze of many pregnant women in the hall.

"Snapped!"

Chen Yu slapped the banknotes on the counter and waved his hand: "Take a mobile phone."

"Good beauty." The salesperson smiled standardizedly: "Which one do you want?"

"Any one will do. Another calling card."

"Okay. Beauty, please show your citizenship certificate, and I will register you online."

"I don't have a citizenship certificate." Chen Yu shrugged.

"Ah? Then... that can't be done." The salesperson was embarrassed: "Registration numbers require real-name authentication."

Hearing this, Chen Yu turned to look at the policewoman: "Give me a citizenship certificate."

Policewoman: "Reporting the loss and renewing the civil certificate requires providing a mobile phone number for identity verification."

"Then give me a cell phone number."

"Sorry girl, you need to show your citizenship certificate to register a mobile phone number."

Chen Yu: "..."

Chen Yu roared: "Fuck! I don't want this money! Get out!!!"

……

finally.

For convenience, I can contact Chen Yu.

The police station still took a special channel, contacted the hospital, and used a "new" birth certificate to apply for a "new" citizenship certificate for Chen Yu.

Chen Yu also got 5 yuan as he wished.

For the remaining [-] yuan, the police said that they will wait until tomorrow or the day after tomorrow when the medical examination will be concentrated.

But that didn't bother him anymore.

He turned his head and spat at the police station, then left straight away.

Then, four police officers on bicycles followed immediately.

"Where are you going..."

After walking a few hundred meters and stopping at a crossroad, Chen Yu pretended not to see the police officers following behind him, and raised his head to think about his way.

He returned to the human race this time and chose to come to Qingcheng because he wanted to find a city where he could live comfortably and hide for a while in a low-key manner.

While secretly observing the world situation, he tried to use this "new identity" to reintegrate into the extraordinary world of human beings.

Look for another chance to enter the "human ancestral tomb".

Because he is now a B+ grade.

If you want to go further, you can only copy the abilities of A- and above extraordinary people.

And in the human ancestral tomb, there are nearly twenty A-level supreme...

It can be regarded as the easiest and fastest route for him to improve his current strength.

He is confident that once he advances to the "Supreme", with his combat power far surpassing that of the same level, he can completely kill people!

'besides. '

'The more than 100 soul beads can also be eaten at some time. '

"What if you can help me break through to A-level ahead of time..."

But thinking up to this point, he recalled the memory of swallowing the soul orb some time ago.

The environment of "half-truth, half-false" and "like a dream but not a dream" at that time made him feel terrified even now.The hairs exploded.

Standing on the cross street, I was silent for a while.

Chen Yu stroked his swollen belly, but chose to go to his "place of residence" yesterday.

It was an abandoned small bungalow deep in the slums of Qingcheng.

Most of the house walls have collapsed.

There is only one corner left, which is full of debris.

After he arrived in Qingcheng last night, he finally snatched it from a homeless man.

"Got home."

Chen Yu smacked his lips, stepped over the broken window frame flexibly, entered the room, and sat down on a blanket that was so clean that it didn't fit in with the surroundings.

Carefully check the poop in the "warm pot" next to the bed.

Seeing this, the pupils suddenly dilated!

His shit!

It's fermented!

The title has become a brand new one—【Expired feces】!
"Fuck!"

After regaining his senses, Chen Yu jumped on the spot excitedly, quickly grabbed a broken pot, set up the wood of the broken furniture, and poured all the contents of the "thermal pot" into it.

light a fire!

heating!

After changing the title three times in a row, nothing useful was refreshed.

Chen Yu has a faint feeling that this time, it should be shipped...

And at the same time.

The four police officers who followed were completely dumbfounded when they saw this scene lying in the corner.

Police Officer A: "She... she turned out to be a homeless woman."

Officer B: "I finally know why she is pregnant."

Police Officer C: "Maybe, what she said in the police station is the truth..."

Officer D: "Run! She's cooking shit!"

……

(End of this chapter)