My identity is getting more and more perverted

Chapter 168 The Golden Legend - Dharma World!

"Fuss."

The noise of several police officers in the corner of the bungalow caused Chen Yu to glance dissatisfied.

But he didn't care too much, and continued to add firewood to the bottom of the pot with great interest.

When the temperature rises, the "soup" in the pot boils, and it is carefully stirred with a small stick to ensure that it is heated evenly.

Prevent "bottoming."

soon.

Accompanied by the melodious sound of "gurgling", the strange smell mixed with foul smell, sour smell and fishy smell spread throughout the audience.

Chen Yu became even more excited, rubbing his hands together, waiting for the "title" in the pot to change.

"unbelievable."

"Against the heavens!"

"I'm stupid, this girl is really sick..."

A hundred meters away from the bungalow, four police officers gathered together, looking at the fire in the bungalow, their eyelids twitching wildly.

"It must be shit, it can't be snail noodles."

"vomit……"

"Does she usually eat this?"

"Stop talking." The only policewoman's face was like gold paper, lying on the ground and retching: "Disgusting. It's too disgusting."

"How could such a beautiful girl be like this?"

"It seems to be a typical abduction and coercion of a mentally handicapped woman. Hurry up and notify the director..."

The temperature of the firewood is always slow first and then fast.

In the dilapidated bungalow, the contents of the pot "boiled" completely.

The floating title - [expired feces] has also been completely changed.

It became [a pot of filth].

At the same time, there are four "foreign characters" copyable skill columns popping up.There is a stark contrast between the unknown foreign language and the familiar human language title.

"!"

Chen Yu's spirit froze, he quickly took down the heat preservation pot, and looked at it intently.

In an instant, his face was full of disappointment.

"Shipment" is "shipment".

But among the four duplicatable skills, the highest level is only one "red".

Red, on behalf of the B grade.

And according to Chen Yu's current judgment on many abilities, he clearly knows that the "bigger" ability of the civet cat alien is absolutely impossible to be lower than A-level golden.

"..."

"Damn."

Scratching his head irritably, Chen Yu stood up, puffed out his big belly, and circled around the thermos with a sad look on his face.

Although the "red" skill is not bad, it is more valuable.

But when he didn't know the "foreign language", he absolutely didn't dare to take the risk.

After all, human beings and aliens have different physiological structures.

If he acquired a genetic mutation such as "rumination", "ovulation", and "male belly pouch", how would he face the elders in his hometown in Hecheng.

Outside the bungalow.

The stench slowly dissipated, causing the four police officers to approach cautiously.

Under the swaying firelight, seeing Chen Yu's expression clearly, he immediately looked at each other in blank dismay.

"What's up with her?"

"Is this taste unsatisfactory?"

"Can you stop talking about it." The policewoman retched again: "You guys just like to talk about shit and fart."

"But it's you girls who cook shit."

Policewoman: "..."

"Snapped!"

Inside the bungalow, Chen Yu clapped his hands angrily, causing his belly to dangle in shock: "I really don't believe it."

"Without 'Critical Strike', can't brush out the ability?"

Bending down to pour all the filth in the thermos pot on the ground, he decided to continue "development".

First, wait for the filth to cool.

At the same time, a simple kiln was built with discarded bricks from the bungalows.

Then, he got up and left the bungalow, trotting all the way to the center of Qingcheng City.

"quick!"

The police officers looked at each other: "Follow!"

The four of them followed cautiously, and saw that Chen Yu quickly ran to the industrial area in the city with the flexibility that was completely unsuitable for a normal "pregnant woman", and bought clay, cement, sand, and briquettes.

Then the left shoulder resists coal and the right shoulder resists sand.

Head clay.

Hang cement around the neck.

With a protruding abdomen, under the horrified eyes of countless passers-by, he returned to the slums in the corner of the city.

The four police officers were also dumbfounded.

"She won't awaken the ability?"

"What kind of physical ability is this?"

"When she was not pregnant, could a human really force her..."

Go back to the abandoned bungalow.

"Plop plop" unloaded all the goods on his body.

Chen Yu's waist was sore and his back didn't hurt, so he squatted down and carefully checked the dirt on the ground.

It was found to have cooled completely.

"Go!"

Eager to roll up his sleeves, he disassembled the cement, poured down the sand, brought a bucket of water from the house, and mixed the three "substances" together in an unskilled but extremely relaxed gesture.

Even peed in it.

Toning.

"...Did she go to the bathroom standing up?" Outside the wall, Policeman A couldn't believe it.

"Not too much please." Police officer B's pupils trembled.

"Something seems wrong." Officer C swallowed.

"We must have read it wrong." Police officer D was sweating profusely.

inside the wall.

After mixing the cement, Chen Yu took a handful and applied it on the temporary brick kiln.

It took 10 minutes to block all the gaps.

Then he broke the clay and mixed it with the "filth" on the ground with his bare hands.

In an instant, the clay that was originally "pure white" was dyed a strange color.

dirty?
What is dirty?
What's so dirty about laborers earning income through "labor"?
Chen Yu held his breath and became more and more energetic.

Chef and noodles.

Regal cooperation.

Him and shit.

Everyone has a better tomorrow...

"Snapped!"

After completely reconciling the clay and dirt, Chen Yu patted the "mixture" in satisfaction, and then began to put briquettes into the brick kiln.

After doing all this, he looked back at the direction of the police officers, thought for a moment, and found a wooden board to "block" behind him.

Only then did he breathe out flames with ease, and ignited the briquettes.

Then, through his own "gravity" ability, he manipulated the mixture on the ground into the brick kiln.

Just like that, while spitting fire to heat up, adjust the shape of the "mixture".

Fire up the "ceramic" happily.

"What is she doing?"

Outside the wall, the police officers looked blank.

"I'm not satisfied with the cooking, is she going to bake it?"

"Then there's no need to mix soil, right?"

"The world of mental illness, if you can also understand, then you will become mentally ill."

Time, minute by minute.

The "ceramic" in the furnace was made into the shape of a "big pot" by Chen Yu through gravity.

After burning for about an hour, I felt that it was almost done, so I put out the fire and took the things.

Let cool on the ground.

Because I don't know much about the "firing" process.

Also mixed with "strange" substances.

The color of this cauldron is strange, scorched black.And accompanied by dense cracks.

Chen Yu didn't care either.

He only saw the title on the top of the cauldron - [Inferior Ceramics], and he knew that he was about to succeed.

When the temperature had completely cooled down, Chen Yu stood up and stepped down decisively.

"Crack-knock-"

The earthy cauldron, which was half broken, disintegrated in an instant.

The title above it has also changed from [Inferior Ceramics] to [Cracked Defective Items].

"Nice."

The random change of title gave Chen Yu a wonderful illusion that he was the "creator".

Excitedly rubbing his hands together, he looked up and thought about his next move.

After a while, he slapped his forehead: "Yes!"

Taking out his newly bought mobile phone, Chen Yu downloaded the food delivery software, bought a food delivery at random, and sat there waiting.

The police officers outside the wall had no doubts at this time.

It is understandable for a mentally ill to have any strange behavior...

Another 10 minutes passed.

A delivery man riding an electric scooter rode into this slum with a suspicious face, and was shocked when he saw four police officers squatting in the corner.

"Hush!" A police officer quickly raised his index finger to signal the delivery man not to speak.

"Hmm... ummm." The delivery man nodded repeatedly.

"Go." The policeman lowered his voice: "Send it to her, don't expose us. Don't talk nonsense, just leave after sending it."

"Oh!" The delivery man nodded again, swallowing his saliva: "Is...is there a criminal inside?"

"No." The police officer replied, "It's a mental illness inside."

"A pregnant, female mentally ill." Another police officer added.

Delivery guy: "..."

The delivery man, who was full of doubts about everything in front of him, hesitated for a while, got out of the car, picked up the takeaway, and walked in suspiciously.

After a while, he walked out again in doubt.

"Send it in?" the policeman asked.

"Hmm. What the hell is going on..."

"Don't inquire, let's go."

inside the wall.

Chen Yu's sensitive hearing allowed Chen Yu to hear the sounds outside clearly.

But he didn't bother.

After becoming an extraordinary person, unconsciously, he began to ignore the existence of "ordinary people" more and more.

Especially those who have advanced to B+.

And "ordinary people" are like two species.

Like an ant on the ground, it can be trampled clean with a random kick.

Then any laws, rules, even morals and relationships in the "ant" kingdom are meaningless to him.

But obviously, he has not clearly realized this at this time...

Sitting down on the ground, Chen Yu simply washed his hands, opened the takeaway, and started to gobble it up.

After eating, I intentionally left some vegetables and rice, together with lunch boxes and plastic bags, and threw them into the broken "big pot".

and stir well.

Half a minute later, the title of [Broken Defective Item] really changed!
Replaced with [a pile of garbage].

"Fuck!"

The word "garbage" made Chen Yu's hairs stand on end, he stood up in a big jump, and punched excitedly.

"almost!"

"It's almost here!"

"But there are two more words. I didn't have the title of [a pile of garbage] before."

"Um……"

"The noun 'a pile' means too much garbage?"

Turning around the garbage dump, Chen Yu's brain circuit was running wildly, thinking about how to continue to effectively change the title.

"How about crushing part of it?"

"Reducing the amount of trash..."

"..."

"what."

Seeming to have an epiphany, Chen Yu didn't choose to remove part of the "trash", but directly straddled it, took off his pants and squatted down.

Big and small come together.

The next moment, the title of "garbage heap" changed.

Become [not as good as garbage].

"It's done!!!"

"Fuck you!"

"It's done ah ah ah!"

With a sudden jump of two meters high, Chen Yu was so excited that he roared and ran around the yard.Raise your arms high: "Yeah!"

"I am really a great alchemist!"

"What an awesome alchemist!"

"Ahhhh-"

Outside the wall.

Even though the four police officers were experienced and immune to Chen Yu's "weird" behavior, they were still stunned by this scene.

Due to the relatively long distance, Chen You intentionally covered the small name of the garbage dump with his body.So, in their perspective.

It's a pregnant woman who mixed feces with clay and fired them into ceramics, dropped them, ate takeout, poured them over, and finally pooped on top of the garbage dump...

What's there to get excited about?
What is there to be happy about?

"How rich and colorful the inner world of mental patients is." A police officer lamented.

"She didn't even wipe it off," another officer added.

"Hey, I kind of understand what she means." Police officer C seemed to have a clear understanding, and pointed at the garbage dump: "Look, doesn't that look like a lump of ice cream?! The top is filled with chocolate! My God! I understand her meaning!"

The remaining three police officers: "..."

Excited and excited, it lasted for 10 minutes.

Chen Yu gradually calmed down.

[Not as good as trash] is exactly one of his many titles.

Although the [garbage] stage was skipped, it was just that he was inexperienced, resulting in too many "garbage".

Next time, add less clay.

"what."

"Awesome..."

The success of this "title" change is undoubtedly a major milestone for him!
From [dead body], to [unsmelly smelly dead body], then to [rotten meat], then to [feces], [expired feces], [garbage], [not as good as garbage]...

This entire set of procedures can change the "title" of a corpse at least six or seven times!
What does this mean?
"In the case of refreshing four skills each time, four, seven, 48!"

Chen Yu couldn't help being excited again: "Fuck, it's enough to refresh "48" skills!

With 48 skills, there will always be one or two chances to reveal key skills, right?

Therefore, this set of "alchemy formula" is really valuable to Chen Yu.

"It's hard work."

Putting his hands behind his back, Yang Tian let out a long sigh.

Chen Yu suddenly had a deeper understanding of the following "alchemy steps".

"That's right! Wait for a while, wash off all the dirt, can this pile of garbage be turned back into [broken and defective items]?"

Then get dirty.

Wash again.

Dirty again.

wash again...

"I can brush till the end of time."

His pupils dilated.

"Doesn't that mean that I can brush out the supernatural powers and 'body refining secrets' of those A-level supreme corpses in the ancestral tomb?"

"It's just a little troublesome!"

"..."

"It's really going to happen."

Trying to calm down the trembling of his body, Chen Yu took a deep breath, temporarily shook off the random thoughts in his mind, turned and walked out of the bungalow, and went outside the wall.

"!!!"

The four hidden police officers were shocked and tried to escape, but were stopped by Chen Yu.

"Wait a minute, help me buy something." Chen Yu grabbed one of them: "I'm tired and don't want to run downtown anymore. I'll give you 1000 yuan for running errands."

"You... hello, Ms. Chen." The policewoman who was pulled back turned around in embarrassment and greeted Chen Yu: "When did you find us?"

"It's not important, go and buy it for me. Buy a five-meter water pipe."

The four police officers looked at each other.

The leader nodded, and separated the two to run errands for Chen Yu.

The remaining two police officers, a man and a woman, were exposed anyway, so they straightened up and questioned Chen Yu.

"Ms. Chen, we want to know something about you, you... don't go! Hey! Hey!! Don't throw shit! Don't..."

……

Soon, the two police officers who left brought the water pipe to Chen Yu.

"Three Qs."

Chen Yu thanked, took over the water pipe, and continued to prevent the four people from entering the hospital.Then go back to the house and connect the faucet of the collapsed bungalow, and turn the valve to the maximum.

"Pfft-"

The water column gushes out instantly.

Under his control, all the dirt, lunch boxes, and plastic bags on the "garbage dump" were washed away.

Only the charred pieces of the cauldron remained.

After waiting for a few minutes.

Title changes.

From [not as good as garbage] to [wet broken garbage].

Then, with the change of the title, four duplicable skill bars popped up in an instant!Bring on the bling!
It almost blinded Chen Yu's eyes.

"finally come……"

Chen Yu's beautiful eyes were filled with tears.

……

(End of this chapter)