My identity is getting more and more perverted
Chapter 23 Are you still a supernatural person? !
Chapter 23 Are you still a supernatural person? !
On the way home.
The fat neighbor was out of his mind, and kept thinking about the three words that the girl in the swimsuit had said to him after he was rescued ashore.
The first sentence: "Handsome guy, are you okay?"
The second sentence: "I just thought you were cute, and I wanted to come over and get to know you, but I drowned you. I'm sorry."
The third sentence: "Is it convenient to add a WeChat?"
Three sentences, plus punctuation marks, a total of 36 characters.
The girl's pronunciation of every word, every word's expression, is like a photo, firmly in his mind.
Matched with the cute expression of the girl in the swimsuit at that time, her invincible appearance, and her perfect figure... it kept spreading and fermenting in his mind.
"what……"
With an inexplicable and long sigh, the fat neighbor took out his mobile phone for the seventh time, clicked on WeChat, looked at the empty dialog box of "New Friend", and wondered what he was thinking.
"Are you okay?" Chen Yu couldn't help asking.
"Ah...ah? It's okay." The fat neighbor quickly put away his phone.
"Did you really fall in love with that girl?" Chen Yu smirked.
"..." After a moment of silence, the fat neighbor hesitated to speak: "Tell me, why did she add me on WeChat?"
"I like you now." Chen Yu cut to the chase.
"No...Impossible." The neighbor said coyly, "I've never liked girls very much."
"That's because you were [Trash House] before."
"Aren't I too now?"
"Although your title is still [Trash House], your behavior and behavior are no longer." Chen Yu gradually realized: "You started exercising, you started sweating, and you started to carry out your justice. You have worked hard. You may not be able to notice this change, after all, you are in this mountain. But outsiders can see it clearly!"
"Is that so..." The fat neighbor was still in disbelief.
"Of course!" Chen Yu stopped and patted the neighbor's shoulder vigorously: "It is the so-called heaven rewards hard work. Your hard work is not in vain, it can immediately change your life and your circle of friends. Whenever, a motivated, A sportsman who strives will attract girls."
"..."
Hearing this, the fat neighbor lowered his head.
After standing in place for a long time, he suddenly changed direction and started trotting.
"What are you doing?" Chen Yu was taken aback.
"I'm going to run a few laps at night tonight." The neighbor's eyes were piercing and his tone was high-spirited.
"Good guy!" Chen Yu gave a thumbs up: "Then you run, I'll go back and sleep."
Watching the neighbor's back running further and further away, Chen Yu put his hands on his hips in satisfaction.
The power of love really can make people... insane.
……
Time, like a man in his 30s, is getting faster every day.
Before the morning of the next day arrived, there was a knock on Chen Yu's door.
Opening his eyes in a daze, Chen Yu's mind was as muddy as he looked out the door blankly.
"Boom boom boom!"
"Open the door!"
"Open the door, brother."
It was the voice of the fat neighbor next door.
Chen Yu came to his senses, sobered up quickly, lifted the quilt, staggered to the door, and opened the door: "What are you doing?"
"Morning run!" The fat neighbor was wearing sportswear and a peaked cap, jogging in place.The whole person is full of fighting spirit: "Let's go!"
Chen Yu turned his head, glanced at the clock on the wall, and immediately became angry: "What the hell time is it?"
Neighbor: "Run early, you can run a few more laps before dawn."
Chen Yu: "..."
"Are you okay?" Chen Yu reached out and took off the neighbor's peaked cap, and found that the other party's title was still [Trash House], so he put it back on him again: "You run first, I'll sleep later. Playing game consoles last night Playing too late."
"Playing my game console?" The fat neighbor was taken aback.
"Yeah, didn't you throw it to me?" With that said, Chen Yu closed the anti-theft door and lay back on the bed to sleep.
"..."
"Boom boom boom!"
But not long after he fell asleep, there was another knock on the door.
Opening his bloodshot eyes, Chen Yu looked gloomy, got out of bed, walked to the door, and opened the door fiercely: "What are you doing!"
"Brother, haven't you woken up yet?" The panting fat neighbor wiped his sweat, "I've already finished two laps. Let's go, let's go for a morning run together."
"Get out. It's not dawn, I can't get up." Chen Yu closed the door heavily, and lay back on the bed again.
"..."
"..."
"Dong dong dong dong!"
This time, before he fell asleep, the door rang again.
"I'll fuck you."
Fiercely throwing the quilt away, Chen Yu was furious, rushed to the door with clenched fists, and pulled the door open: "It's not over, is it?"
Outside the door, the fat neighbor shrank his neck in fright: "It's... it's dawn, bro."
Chen Yu: "..."
Fat neighbor: "Go... let's go? Go for a morning run."
"Where is my knife?" Chen Yu looked around.
"Yesterday you fell into the swimming pool." The neighbor replied.
"..."
After being silent for a while, Chen Yu sighed, rubbed his stiff face, turned and went back to the room: "Wait while I brush my teeth and wash my face."
After finishing the basic washing, Chen Yu found a clean coat and walked out of the house expressionlessly.
The neighbors outside the door couldn't wait: "Let's run a few laps first, and then have breakfast."
"How many laps have you run?" Chen Yu asked.
"It's almost twenty laps."
"Huh." Chen Yu exhaled: "You are so fucking awesome."
The two went together, one trotting and the other walking, and entered the elevator.
Chen Yu slapped his hands resolutely, having been angry for a long time: "Don't run in the elevator!"
"Snapped."
After being hit on the head, the fat neighbor didn't seem to feel anything, so he stopped and nodded: "Okay."
Afterwards, he took out his mobile phone, opened WeChat carefully, and looked at the new message from the swimsuit girl, with a demented expression on his face: "Hey."
Chen Yu: "..."
"Papapapa——" Fingers quickly replied a long message, the fat neighbor put down his phone, looked at Chen Yu and said, "Brother, why don't we stop running in the morning and go directly to the swimming pool."
"Is there any progress in your relationship?" Chen Yu squinted.
"Yeah." The fat neighbor nodded: "It's decided that the child will go to the kindergarten in the city center."
Chen Yu was shocked.
"Ding--"
Half a minute later, the elevator doors opened.
The expectant neighbor and the numb Chen Yu stepped out of the elevator and ran into two policemen head-on.
One of them was Chen Yu's old acquaintance - the policewoman who arrested him back then.
"Hey!" Chen Yu was surprised: "Miss Jinghua!"
The female policeman said with a sullen face: "..."
"Why are you here? It's still so early?"
"Assault to check your title on schedule." The policewoman said with a cold tone, and introduced the police next to her: "This is a comrade from the Human Security Bureau."
"Hello, hello." Chen Yu warmly shook hands with each other.
The police from the Security Bureau ignored it indifferently, took out their notebooks and said, "Chen Yu, take off your hat."
Chen Yu withdrew his hand without embarrassment, took off his hat, and revealed the words "trash house".
On the side, the fat neighbor who saw this scene was puzzled, and took a step back a little, without making a sound.
"The 'title' has not changed." The security bureau policeman nodded and wrote a symbol in his notebook: "No problem."
"Sure enough, this kind of 'title' is worthy of you." The policewoman rolled her eyes in disdain.
Then, she saw the fat neighbor behind Chen Yu, and raised her eyebrows slightly: "Are you...the one who reported Chen Yu back then?"
"I... Ah." The fat neighbor first glanced at Chen Yu cautiously, and then nodded to the policewoman: "You... hello."
"Did he take revenge on you after he came back?" the policewoman asked.
"Tell me, did I take revenge on you?" Chen Yu turned his head and asked.
"No!" The fat neighbor's face became resolute in an instant, he tiptoed, and put his arms around Chen Yu's shoulders: "He is my good brother! A good brother who changed my life and inspired me to grow!"
Policewoman: "..."
Policewoman: "If he threatens you, just blink."
The fat neighbor and Chen Yu looked at each other, then turned to the policewoman, their eyes wide open without blinking.
1 minutes.
2 minutes.
3 minutes……
In the lobby of the apartment building, there was a brief silence.
1 minute, 2 minutes, 3 minutes...
The fat neighbor's face turned red from holding back, and his bloodshot, tear-like eyes finally couldn't help blinking.
"Sure enough!" The policewoman's complexion changed: "He really threatened you!"
"Fuck me." Chen Yu swears: "It's impossible for him not to blink for the rest of his life, right?"
……
(End of this chapter)
On the way home.
The fat neighbor was out of his mind, and kept thinking about the three words that the girl in the swimsuit had said to him after he was rescued ashore.
The first sentence: "Handsome guy, are you okay?"
The second sentence: "I just thought you were cute, and I wanted to come over and get to know you, but I drowned you. I'm sorry."
The third sentence: "Is it convenient to add a WeChat?"
Three sentences, plus punctuation marks, a total of 36 characters.
The girl's pronunciation of every word, every word's expression, is like a photo, firmly in his mind.
Matched with the cute expression of the girl in the swimsuit at that time, her invincible appearance, and her perfect figure... it kept spreading and fermenting in his mind.
"what……"
With an inexplicable and long sigh, the fat neighbor took out his mobile phone for the seventh time, clicked on WeChat, looked at the empty dialog box of "New Friend", and wondered what he was thinking.
"Are you okay?" Chen Yu couldn't help asking.
"Ah...ah? It's okay." The fat neighbor quickly put away his phone.
"Did you really fall in love with that girl?" Chen Yu smirked.
"..." After a moment of silence, the fat neighbor hesitated to speak: "Tell me, why did she add me on WeChat?"
"I like you now." Chen Yu cut to the chase.
"No...Impossible." The neighbor said coyly, "I've never liked girls very much."
"That's because you were [Trash House] before."
"Aren't I too now?"
"Although your title is still [Trash House], your behavior and behavior are no longer." Chen Yu gradually realized: "You started exercising, you started sweating, and you started to carry out your justice. You have worked hard. You may not be able to notice this change, after all, you are in this mountain. But outsiders can see it clearly!"
"Is that so..." The fat neighbor was still in disbelief.
"Of course!" Chen Yu stopped and patted the neighbor's shoulder vigorously: "It is the so-called heaven rewards hard work. Your hard work is not in vain, it can immediately change your life and your circle of friends. Whenever, a motivated, A sportsman who strives will attract girls."
"..."
Hearing this, the fat neighbor lowered his head.
After standing in place for a long time, he suddenly changed direction and started trotting.
"What are you doing?" Chen Yu was taken aback.
"I'm going to run a few laps at night tonight." The neighbor's eyes were piercing and his tone was high-spirited.
"Good guy!" Chen Yu gave a thumbs up: "Then you run, I'll go back and sleep."
Watching the neighbor's back running further and further away, Chen Yu put his hands on his hips in satisfaction.
The power of love really can make people... insane.
……
Time, like a man in his 30s, is getting faster every day.
Before the morning of the next day arrived, there was a knock on Chen Yu's door.
Opening his eyes in a daze, Chen Yu's mind was as muddy as he looked out the door blankly.
"Boom boom boom!"
"Open the door!"
"Open the door, brother."
It was the voice of the fat neighbor next door.
Chen Yu came to his senses, sobered up quickly, lifted the quilt, staggered to the door, and opened the door: "What are you doing?"
"Morning run!" The fat neighbor was wearing sportswear and a peaked cap, jogging in place.The whole person is full of fighting spirit: "Let's go!"
Chen Yu turned his head, glanced at the clock on the wall, and immediately became angry: "What the hell time is it?"
Neighbor: "Run early, you can run a few more laps before dawn."
Chen Yu: "..."
"Are you okay?" Chen Yu reached out and took off the neighbor's peaked cap, and found that the other party's title was still [Trash House], so he put it back on him again: "You run first, I'll sleep later. Playing game consoles last night Playing too late."
"Playing my game console?" The fat neighbor was taken aback.
"Yeah, didn't you throw it to me?" With that said, Chen Yu closed the anti-theft door and lay back on the bed to sleep.
"..."
"Boom boom boom!"
But not long after he fell asleep, there was another knock on the door.
Opening his bloodshot eyes, Chen Yu looked gloomy, got out of bed, walked to the door, and opened the door fiercely: "What are you doing!"
"Brother, haven't you woken up yet?" The panting fat neighbor wiped his sweat, "I've already finished two laps. Let's go, let's go for a morning run together."
"Get out. It's not dawn, I can't get up." Chen Yu closed the door heavily, and lay back on the bed again.
"..."
"..."
"Dong dong dong dong!"
This time, before he fell asleep, the door rang again.
"I'll fuck you."
Fiercely throwing the quilt away, Chen Yu was furious, rushed to the door with clenched fists, and pulled the door open: "It's not over, is it?"
Outside the door, the fat neighbor shrank his neck in fright: "It's... it's dawn, bro."
Chen Yu: "..."
Fat neighbor: "Go... let's go? Go for a morning run."
"Where is my knife?" Chen Yu looked around.
"Yesterday you fell into the swimming pool." The neighbor replied.
"..."
After being silent for a while, Chen Yu sighed, rubbed his stiff face, turned and went back to the room: "Wait while I brush my teeth and wash my face."
After finishing the basic washing, Chen Yu found a clean coat and walked out of the house expressionlessly.
The neighbors outside the door couldn't wait: "Let's run a few laps first, and then have breakfast."
"How many laps have you run?" Chen Yu asked.
"It's almost twenty laps."
"Huh." Chen Yu exhaled: "You are so fucking awesome."
The two went together, one trotting and the other walking, and entered the elevator.
Chen Yu slapped his hands resolutely, having been angry for a long time: "Don't run in the elevator!"
"Snapped."
After being hit on the head, the fat neighbor didn't seem to feel anything, so he stopped and nodded: "Okay."
Afterwards, he took out his mobile phone, opened WeChat carefully, and looked at the new message from the swimsuit girl, with a demented expression on his face: "Hey."
Chen Yu: "..."
"Papapapa——" Fingers quickly replied a long message, the fat neighbor put down his phone, looked at Chen Yu and said, "Brother, why don't we stop running in the morning and go directly to the swimming pool."
"Is there any progress in your relationship?" Chen Yu squinted.
"Yeah." The fat neighbor nodded: "It's decided that the child will go to the kindergarten in the city center."
Chen Yu was shocked.
"Ding--"
Half a minute later, the elevator doors opened.
The expectant neighbor and the numb Chen Yu stepped out of the elevator and ran into two policemen head-on.
One of them was Chen Yu's old acquaintance - the policewoman who arrested him back then.
"Hey!" Chen Yu was surprised: "Miss Jinghua!"
The female policeman said with a sullen face: "..."
"Why are you here? It's still so early?"
"Assault to check your title on schedule." The policewoman said with a cold tone, and introduced the police next to her: "This is a comrade from the Human Security Bureau."
"Hello, hello." Chen Yu warmly shook hands with each other.
The police from the Security Bureau ignored it indifferently, took out their notebooks and said, "Chen Yu, take off your hat."
Chen Yu withdrew his hand without embarrassment, took off his hat, and revealed the words "trash house".
On the side, the fat neighbor who saw this scene was puzzled, and took a step back a little, without making a sound.
"The 'title' has not changed." The security bureau policeman nodded and wrote a symbol in his notebook: "No problem."
"Sure enough, this kind of 'title' is worthy of you." The policewoman rolled her eyes in disdain.
Then, she saw the fat neighbor behind Chen Yu, and raised her eyebrows slightly: "Are you...the one who reported Chen Yu back then?"
"I... Ah." The fat neighbor first glanced at Chen Yu cautiously, and then nodded to the policewoman: "You... hello."
"Did he take revenge on you after he came back?" the policewoman asked.
"Tell me, did I take revenge on you?" Chen Yu turned his head and asked.
"No!" The fat neighbor's face became resolute in an instant, he tiptoed, and put his arms around Chen Yu's shoulders: "He is my good brother! A good brother who changed my life and inspired me to grow!"
Policewoman: "..."
Policewoman: "If he threatens you, just blink."
The fat neighbor and Chen Yu looked at each other, then turned to the policewoman, their eyes wide open without blinking.
1 minutes.
2 minutes.
3 minutes……
In the lobby of the apartment building, there was a brief silence.
1 minute, 2 minutes, 3 minutes...
The fat neighbor's face turned red from holding back, and his bloodshot, tear-like eyes finally couldn't help blinking.
"Sure enough!" The policewoman's complexion changed: "He really threatened you!"
"Fuck me." Chen Yu swears: "It's impossible for him not to blink for the rest of his life, right?"
……
(End of this chapter)
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