My identity is getting more and more perverted

Chapter 24 Are you still a supernatural person? !
"So it's like this? Haha, your words are so funny..."

"...Well, I like swimming too. I'm also the vice president of our school's swimming club..."

"...you are so cute, your fat belly is so cute..."

"...I think so too, motivated boys are the most attractive..."

"I hate it..."

"..."

After the "review" by the police station and the security bureau was over, Chen Yu and the two had a simple breakfast, and they came to the swimming pool under the eagerness of the neighbors.

Then, the whole swimming pool began to emit the rancid smell of love.

One male and one female.

One fat and one thin.

Just soaking in the pool like that, you are tired of saying one sentence to another.

Chen Yu, who was sitting on the shore and watching eagerly, caused wave after wave of critical blows.

"Couples are such a disgusting combination."

Smacking his lips dryly, Chen Yu began to feel a little regretful in his heart.

The money was spent by him.

Girl, he found it for someone else.

He ate the dog food bite by bite.

But the damned title of "Trash House" on the fat neighbor's head is still motionless...

"Yaoyao, I'll go to the bathroom first, and we'll talk when I come back."

"Yeah, you go." The girl in the swimsuit smiled sweetly and waved her hand.

When the fat neighbor disappeared at the top of the stairs, she immediately swam to the shore and complained to Chen Yu with a gloomy face: "Your friend just saw my nosebleed on my chest! Oh my god! I always thought seeing a woman with a nosebleed was an exaggerated description." .”

Chen Yu: "..."

"Did he come from the Huasheng Temple?" The swimsuit girl continued to complain: "Have you never seen a woman in the first half of your life?"

"He may belong to the Tang government." Chen Yu said with a blank expression, "I'm just waiting to draw my sword and stab you three times."

"I'm really convinced." The swimsuit girl swam back to the inside of the pool: "I'll do this job for another three days at most."

"Wait a minute, come back." Chen Yu turned his head to look at the location of the toilet, then lowered his voice, and whispered in the girl's ear: "When you chat for a while, you focus on attacking his title, pretending that you hate [trash house]."

"No need to pretend." The girl in the swimsuit made an "OK" gesture: "I just hate [Trash House]."

5 minute later.

The fat neighbor is back.

Like a wretched uncle, "Pu Chi Pu Chi" moved his steps, shook his fat belly, jumped into the water, and rushed towards the girl in the swimsuit: "Yaoyao, I'm coming!"

The face of the girl in the swimsuit flashed fear for a moment, and then she forcefully smiled and greeted her: "Ah...brother, slow down..."

Sitting on the shore, Chen Yu scratched his chin, smacked his lips and said to himself: "Money is really hard to earn."

After receiving Chen Yu's instruction, the swimsuit girl really started to focus on the three words "waste house".

The fat neighbor quickly vowed that he had corrected himself, that he would become more and more self-motivated by exercising and exercising every day.

I also thought about the future wedding of the two, it must be very "romantic" and "luxury".

And when the time comes, the title above my head will definitely make the swimsuit girl proud...

Chen Yu saw it, and couldn't help sighing: "Man..."

seven hours later.

With the ringing of "Ding Ding——", the largest swimming pool in Qingcheng City is finally about to close.

"Baby, the museum is closing. I'll go back first." The girl in the swimsuit felt that she was going to be swollen in the water. When she heard the bell, she hurriedly climbed ashore with the swimming ring in her arms.

"Oh, good." The fat neighbor couldn't get enough: "Let's talk tomorrow."

"Yeah. Don't forget to contact me on WeChat at night."

"must!"

"Trojan horse!" Suppressing the discomfort, he blew a kiss to the fat neighbor, and the swimsuit girl ran into the women's changing room as if fleeing.

Chen Yu, who had been lying on the shore all day, was also completely relieved, stood up and stretched: "Let's go, fat man."

The fat neighbor didn't respond, and looked straight at the women's changing room, his body heaving and falling under the support of the swimming ring.

"Let's go!" Chen Yu loudly said, "I'm still watching Nima."

"Ah? Oh oh good." The neighbor reacted, swam to the shore and climbed up: "I... I don't seem to be leaving."

"You can go ashore to chat next time." Chen Yu rolled his eyes: "After soaking for a few more days, you will all be green."

"I..." The fat neighbor shyly said, "Yaoyao's figure is so good, I'm nervous when she's not in the water."

"Look at your potential." After moving his joints, Chen Yu turned and left: "I'll go back first. You take your time."

"Brother, wait a minute!" The fat neighbor stretched out his hand to stop him: "Are you free tonight?"

"What?"

"I want to treat you to a meal." The neighbor said with a serious face, "I have something to say to you."

"No time." Chen Yu waved his hand and refused.

But at the moment when his voice just fell, he noticed from the corner of his eye that the title of [Trash House] on the fat neighbor's head had faded in color!
An alarm sounded in his mind instantly, and Chen Yu's spirit froze, and he hurriedly changed his words: "Dinner? Okay! Don't ask me to eat, even if you invite me to eat shit, I will go!"

"Really!" The fat neighbor was pleasantly surprised: "That's great. You just said you don't have time, and I'm going to ask you tomorrow or the day after tomorrow."

"Just today!" Chen Yu put his arms around the neighbor's shoulders enthusiastically: "Even if I don't have time, I still have to treat my brother."

"Let's go, I'll fix the place!"

Get dressed and walk out of the swimming pool.

The fat neighbor happily leads the way.

Chen Yu also followed happily, looking at the "title" on the neighbor's head that was getting lighter and lighter, drooling.

This fat man... is a teachable talent!

In just two days, the title is about to change.

And this time the color of the title has faded for a long time, and it is almost a "big change"!
"It's not in vain."

Chen Yu looked relieved.

Walking into a rather ornately decorated hotpot restaurant, the two sat opposite each other.

Before the bottom of the pot came up, the fat neighbor brought a bottle of white wine, filled it up for Chen Yu first, and then filled it up himself. He stood up, holding the wine glass, with a serious expression: "Brother, I heard the police call you Chen Yu this morning. In the future I'll just call you Brother Yu, okay?"

Chen Yu: "All right, all right."

"Brother Yu, today I want to toast you three cups first." The fat neighbor bowed to Chen Yu: "The first cup, thank you Brother Yu for repaying your grievances with kindness. Obviously I reported you and made you suffer in it." After so much suffering, you still helped me after you got out of prison and let me regain my life.”

After all, the neighbor drank it all!

The rushing liquid penetrated into his stomach, choking him to cough again and again.

"It's easy to say." Chen Yu responded perfunctorily, staring at the increasingly dim title above the neighbor's head.

"The second cup!" The fat neighbor poured himself another cup, wiped his mouth, and toasted: "Brother Yu, you make me admire! Knowing that I am hopeless, you have acted in so many dramas and made me fall in love with sports, Falling in love with progress, falling in love with a completely different life than before. It also made me meet my current girlfriend. You really changed my life."

"Gollum—"

Down the second cup.

The fat neighbor covered his mouth and continued to fill the third cup: "Brother Yu! The third cup! From today onwards, a new chapter in my life will begin. I will live hard and work hard. From now on, Brother Yu, you will be my benefactor ! You are my best, toughest brother! Cheers!"

Drink the third cup of white wine.

Chen Yu stood up in shock.

I saw that the title of [Trash House] on the head of the fat neighbor had completely disappeared!Instead, it was replaced by a new title - [Struggling Youth]

"Shh-"

Then, a dazzling red light bloomed from the fat neighbor!

The familiar and reproducible ability information column "exploded" more than a dozen on him!
Among them, the one that brought red light was a string of words on the chest of the other party - [(B-level) (red) Seed of supernatural ability: A seed that can comprehend supernatural abilities at any time. 】

Chen Yu was shocked: "You're still a fucking supernatural person?!"

……

(End of this chapter)