i'm not a cyberpsychopath

Chapter 66 Hot Spring Village

“Red Beans Intimate Marseille!!”

"Again..."

Li Pan took a sip of sake, propped his chin to look at the sumptuous seafood sashimi in front of him, and then at Keiko Saito, who put on a yukata, knelt on the tatami, bent down and didn't care about being naked, and sincerely apologized.

"General Saito, let me ask you, do you want money or life?"

“Red Beans Intimate Marseille!!”

Saito Keiko yelled with her head on the floor, her attitude was simply sincere.

Li Pan stared at the hot spring female general who was tightly bound in a layer of unlined clothing, took a sip of sake,
"If you want me to say, I want money, what's the use of asking for your life, right?

Let me guess, female general, how much did Wuche spend to redeem your old classmate? "

Saito Keiko didn't dare to answer, nor did she dare to raise her head.

Li Pan said it bluntly,

"600 million, a Jōnin's life is worth 600 million. Tsk tsk, female general, what is your worth?"

“Red Beans Intimate Marseille!!”

"Okay, don't make red bean paste and mung bean paste."

Li Pan waved his hand impatiently and knocked the wine plate on the table.

Saito Keiko crawled over in a hurry, helped Li Panman up, and then wanted to climb back and kneel.

Li Pan grabbed her hand and pulled Keiko to sit beside her,
"Female general, I'm not an unreasonable person. Since this matter really has nothing to do with you, there's no need to apologize so sincerely."

"Yes, that's what you said..." Saito Keiko came over and lied on Li Pan's lap to please her, "Li Sang, you can tell right from wrong, it's that bitch Wuzi who spoiled your sense of humor, please give it to my concubine." As a chance to make amends..."

Li Pan directly picked up the wine plate and interrupted her,

"However, if this kind of thing happened, it was always your Saitoya's dereliction of duty that caused the guests to be in danger. Well, just pay me 100 million for mental damage, and I will pretend that this incident never happened."

Keiko almost didn't cry.

"100 million? Li Sang, 100 million, isn't it too much..."

Li Pan is not happy.

"Miss Boss, what are you talking about? One million is just a month's salary for the manager of our company! Listen to what you said. Could it be that Saitoya's current economic situation is very bad? Does it mean that we have to pay for this table? Take my money?"

"No, no, that's not what it means! But..."

"Hey female general, I've already made sense. If you don't drink a toast, it won't be interesting."

Keiko wanted to fight again, but Li Pan pinched her face and poured a plate of wine into her mouth.

Keiko Saito licked her tongue and swallowed the wine, cast a glance at Li Pan, and took out a card from her bosom... No, where did you hide it before...

"There are [-] virtual coins here, and I will pay you the rest next time I come here. I beg you to spare me this time."

Keiko flung himself into his arms and blew into his ear to beg for forgiveness, Li Pan once again fell into a cliché.

"Oh, it's really a little less, that's okay, for the sake of your sincere apology, let's pay it back in installments."

"Arigado! Li Sang, you must speak well for my concubine in front of the company!"

So one hundred thousand black gold was credited to the account, and this little misunderstanding passed away.

Li Pan was also in a good mood, served by the proprietress in her arms, had dinner, and the last dish was pushed out in due time by the robot maid.

This seems to be a bed, it seems that some kind of black synthetic rubber is used to seal the ninja mist inside, and it is made of specimens so that it is vacuumed, the curves are exposed, only the mouth is covered with a stainless steel mouth A bit, like a horse's bit, fixed her jaw with braces to prevent her from biting her tongue, or something, and committed suicide.By the way, an air hole is also exposed, and you can see the tongue fluctuating, turning over and over, drooling and desperately panting for breath.

Li Pan stared at it for a while, "Oh, I'll go, what kind of game is this?"

Saito Keiko's eyes showed a vicious light, staring at the rubber seal, which cost her 100 million, and almost offended her best friend and old classmate in a big company.

"Li Sang, don't underestimate this bitch. She is proficient in Koga-ryu Ninja, and has the art of empty cicada and water body. Every time she infiltrates and searches, after being surrounded, she can escape safely. Become a Junin.

She once told me after drinking that she practiced the secret water ninjutsu of the Shiranui family. As long as there is a river, Kawasawa can perform it, even when she is exposed to a lot of human body fluids such as blood and sweat. Use this technique to escape!That's why he had to seal her so carefully, to ensure that her skin would not have any chance of touching the liquid and manipulating the water escape ninjutsu! "

Oh, let me go, it turns out that there is such a strange trick.kindness?human bodily fluids?Didn't she almost let her escape just now... No wonder, no wonder, so after the infiltration failed, she was always able to escape, and she was able to practice Yoshihara's 48 moves!Sure enough, every junin should not be underestimated!

Saito Keiko looked at Li Pan's straight eyes, smiled slightly, leaned over and whispered,

"Anyway, I want to return her to Wuche, and please ask my concubine to teach her a lesson, so as to relieve the hatred in my heart. Just watch from the side, and make sure not to hurt her life."

"Oh, oh, you go first and you go first. Keke I mean you can do whatever you want..."

In short, the proprietress demonstrated Yoshihara's 48 moves with ninja, and Li Pan also researched and discussed them, and they made a fuss all night before resting.

Then Li Pan opened and closed his eyes and found that he was dreaming again.

This time it's not Shangzhenguan. There are huge cedar trees towering into the clouds everywhere in front of me. They are as thick as two or three people hugging them together. They look like some deep mountains and old forests.There are few people and no birds.It was also dark outside, the sun and the moon were dark, and there was no sound of wind.

Li Pan looked down and found that he was wearing a formal suit and his hands were wrapped in a white cloth like a glove. Then he touched his face and found that his head was also wrapped in the cloth, and his facial features were covered by the cloth, but unexpectedly he could' Hear' clearer, 'see' farther.

Did you wrap the sheets again?But there is nothing uncomfortable, it seems that Teacher Xian has trained him very well.

However, this is a dream?Or crossed over again?
Li Pan looked around, and suddenly his thoughts spread, and suddenly he 'saw' something.

How can I describe this feeling? It's like the sonar beeps, beeps, and has to be swept out, and then on the monitor, it beeps, and the target is found.

So Li Pan subconsciously concentrated his attention, and with a movement of his body, he suddenly flew across the fir forest and stood on the top of the tree.

There is a cave not far away, with talisman ropes pulled at the entrance of the cave, and torches surrounding it, a group of people seem to be offering sacrifices at the entrance of the cave.

Ten ninjas, all female ninjas, are forming a circle and turning the flower rope.Oh, the tricks, the simplest kind of combatants are all arrayed in the front.

They are all wearing the ninja uniforms that are common in film and television dramas, with mesh tights inside and night gowns with no waist on the outside.

Nine people set up an formation outside, and there was a female ninja with a long ponytail in the formation, who should be the leader of these people. At this time, she was taking off her ninja uniforms one by one, and let her subordinates use a brush to draw ghosts on their bodies one by one.

Hey, it turned out to be Shiranui Yuko!Well, I almost can't recognize her in clothes, cough cough!
But at the moment, Wuzi is very young, and it can be seen from her figure that she is probably only at the JK stage, but she is already fully developed, but she is not as exaggerated and huge as she is now.

From this point of view, could this be a memory dream of Wuzi?

When the body was covered with the writing of the spell with a brush, it was considered that the preparations for the ceremony were completed, and Wuzi walked towards the cave.

Then she disappeared.

Not disappearing into darkness, but disappearing into air.

Li Pan could 'see' that the cave was just a pit with a shrine and altar inside, and there were no other secret passages.

But Shiranui Wuzi suddenly disappeared from his vision...

ah?No, how can a dreamer disappear?is she awake?What should I do?
Li Pan was also confused, subconsciously followed, and landed at the entrance of the cave in a flash, just about to go in and have a look.

"Ah ah ah" "ah ah ah" "ah ah ah"

The shrill and frightening screams suddenly rushed from behind like a tide, and the waves were higher than the waves. Li Pan was startled and turned his head to look.

I saw the group of ninja guarding outside the cave, staring at him and screaming, the face under the mask was distorted, as if his jaw was torn off.

Then it really started to tear. They stretched out their hands and scratched their faces frantically, pulled out their eyeballs, and then tore open their skin, spraying blood and tearing out their tongues and vocal cords. After a while, all nine of them died.

"Wow... special... hair..."

Is it some kind of cult that engages in collective sacrifices and suicide rituals?

Li Pan was also baffled, looked around and saw no one else, so he lifted the rope and stepped into the cave.

In the next step he came out of the hole.

The same cedar forest, no, not the same, the cedar trees are not so tall and strong, and there are no altars and suicide ninjas at the entrance of the natural cave.

Li Pan found Shiranui Wuzi after listening carefully.She stood on tiptoe and jumped up to the top of the tree, running in a certain direction.

After a little more 'hearing' spread, Li Pan knew where she was going.

There were other people in the woods, and there was the sound of rattling, rattling, crisp machine guns.

So Li Pan flickered and arrived at the target location faster than Shiranui Wuzi.

This is a village in the deep mountains and old forests. The villagers are a group of fair-skinned, blond-haired, blue-eyed, and pointed-eared elves from a fantasy world. At this moment, the elves are being slaughtered.The strikers were samurai and ashigaru wearing oriental-style armor. They held knives and guns, drove mechas to throw grenades, bombarded wildly, and used machine guns to shoot at the village entrance, massacring villagers in large numbers.

So Li Pan also understood that this dream was probably some kind of historical playback.

What?Is there something wrong with the samurai machine armor shooting the elves with a machine gun?
There is no mistake, because this is the history of the 0791 plane taught in the history class of the military school.

A long time ago, the Earth 0 of human civilization developed the traversal technology, which can borrow QVN for consciousness traversal, seize the indigenous containers, and colonize the multiverse.

Later, the rebellion of intelligent people broke out, and after the tragic victory of Earth 0, the strength was weakened, so splits and civil wars occurred. Finally, the earth ruling government of the old generation was replaced by the security committee of the companies of the heavens. The molecular 'Legion', driven to the edge of the universe, is always plotting to counterattack.

So the Security Committee also sent a large number of cruisers to the deep space of the border to search and strangle the remnants of the 'Legion' and all colonies that supported the Sympathetic Legion.

It was also at this time that a certain cruiser captain from Earth 0 discovered this parallel Earth.

So he chose Mr. Shang, the first ancestor of the Oda family who was still a small landlord at that time, as the reincarnation of the container, and like the protagonist of the time travel novel, he chased and killed the remnants of the legion while unifying the world, and then established Takamahara Trading Co., Ltd. The registration became Earth 0791.

Yes, those elves are the so-called 'remnants of the Legion', another wrong path in the evolutionary history of the infinite universe of human beings.The sub-human civilization that was deemed illegal by the Public Safety Committee and was exterminated and hunted, or in the current words.

They are all pests.

The Vermin Troopers of the Frontier Worlds, are responsible for the slaughter of these, many worlds ago, alien humans who 'went astray'.

So that's the case, isn't the fountain of eternal spring old? It turns out that this was an elf village before...

Yes, elves do exist. This is a kind of intelligent biochemical human made by humans. It is a perfect long-lived species with wisdom and beauty. It was originally developed by the Earth 0 government army as a colony development and a bionic human container used for linking with remote prosthetic bodies.They can use 'magic' through nano-robots to prevent the technology from being imitated by the natives. Once out of control, the military can also close the gene lock, disable magic, or wipe out the population with targeted gene viruses.

At that time, the elves were seen as quite perfect prosthetic bodies, but this research project was a patent of the legion, and it was similar to cloning. It was used on a large scale in the legion fleet to serve as starship crew members, and it was born to be a hostile force of the safety committee. .

In short, when the cruiser of the safety committee came after them and turned off the 'magic' system, this elven village, which only used bows and arrows except for magic, was surrounded by light and heavy firepower, long guns and short guns, and mecha tanks, and a burst of violence was output to the massacre up.

Most of the elves were thrown into the fire and burned, and some women were gathered outside the village. After venting to the soldiers, they were swept with machine guns, and then cut off their ears to record their meritorious deeds. After confirming that they were all exterminated, they didn't bother to bury them, so they left them to feed the wolves. up.

After Shiranui Wuzi arrived, he stood on the cedar tree outside the village, watching all this quietly, and waited until all the soldiers had left before entering the village that had been completely burned by the fire.

At this time, Li Pan noticed that Shiranui Wuzi had her eyes closed the whole time. Her face was covered with calligraphy, her eyes were tightly closed, and a talisman was drawn on her eyelids.

But Shiranui Wuzi seems to have been to this dream many times, he is familiar with the road, shuts his eyes and shuttles through the fire scene. He is so skillful that he rushes into the village, enters the fire scene, quickly rushes into the ruins of a shrine-like altar, and jumps into the backyard. A dry well.

After a while she climbed up, holding a dirty jar in her arms.

This is a ochre-red pottery pot with black ripples painted on the pot, which is somewhat similar to the family crest of the Saito family. eyeball...

In short, it is a jar that makes people feel disgusting at first glance.

Then Shiranui Wuzi held the pot and came to the elf corpse pit outside the village, put the pot on the ground, threw his body into the ground, and sat down, kneeling on the ground as if praying, lifted the pot up, and then seemed to roll over with the base of his tongue He tapped the upper jaw quickly and repeatedly, making strange syllables, which were not similar to any languages ​​Li Pan knew.It sounds like...

"てけり——り! てけり——り!"

Then the body moved.

Li Pan stood by the corpse pit for a moment, and took a closer look, and saw three or five corpses among the elf corpses, twitching one by one following the musical scales issued by the mist.Their eyeballs seemed to be pressed down by an invisible hand, and they squeezed in from the eye sockets with two bobo sounds, leaving only two empty blood holes.

Then their abdomen suddenly swelled high as if they were pregnant, bulging like a hill, and then burst from the navel.After spraying out the viscera of the plasma intestinal wall for a while, balls of slime-like gel crawled out from the elf's body.

This is a black colloid, amorphous protoplasmic swollen bubbles, exuding a strong stench of rotting protein, wriggling forward, flowing, like rolling waves, and like undulating waves.

From time to time, from the viscous pus, the lens of the eyeball will also coagulate, protruding from the surface of the thick slurry, sometimes decomposing, and sometimes forming.

The three or four balls of colloid, mixed with filth and blood, crawled across the pile of corpses, responding to Shiranui Mikoko's prayers and calls, gathered together like a stream, and rushed towards the jar.

In the end, all the small sound waves gradually converged to form a deafening symphony like a wave, roaring in the jar!

"てけり——り! てけり——り!"

"てけり——り! てけり——り!"

Shiranui Wuzi screamed loudly, opened her mouth, stuck out her tongue, held up the clay pot with both hands, and poured the full gel directly on herself!It seems to welcome the baptism of new life!
Then Li Pan pressed down on the jar.

Shiranui Wuzi opened his eyes suddenly, looking at Li Pan's face.

In her eyes, there was a clear reflection of a man in a formal suit with a white cloth covering his head, his pupils spread out at a speed that was almost visible to the naked eye, and his heart beat wildly like a drum.

Li Pan looked at her, and before she had time to commit suicide, he stretched out his thumb and drew a smile on his face, reminding her.

"You should wake up."

"Hoo-hoo! Hoo hoo! Hoo hoo! Hoo hoo!"

Li Pan opened his eyes and returned to the hot spring hotel suite.

Beside him, Keiko Saito worked all night and was still sleeping soundly in his arms.

On the other side was Shiranui Miko sealed in rubber. She was convulsing violently and panting, as if she had just woken up from a nightmare. Li Pan could clearly feel her heart beating wildly under her chest.

Then Li Pan suddenly smelled a foul smell and sat up abruptly, only to see a piece of gel the size of a teacup lying on the floor, wriggling like a slug towards the outside of the house.

And judging from the clearly visible traces of water stains left on the floor and rubber, it seems that some of them were from Shiranui Wuzi's mouth, and some were from Li Pan's chest, which was pierced by ice skates before. Came out of the wound.

Probably seeing that Li Pan woke up, the ball immediately lay down on the ground and filled it with vomit.

And Li Pan blinked, and found that his chip had returned to normal, and he could connect to the hotel network.

"Sweeping robot!"

The sweeping robot is dispatched!
The saucer drone buzzed out from under the floorboards, vacuuming up the vomit and swishing it into the garbage bag.

Li Pan also jumped up immediately, opened the garbage bag, took a vase, wrapped the ball of colloid and put it in.

Alright, the monster suppression is complete, let's go back to sleep.

(End of this chapter)