Immortals just want to get off work

Chapter 103 City God Replaces Soul for Grandson (Two in One)

"It's a coincidence, but it's a long story..."

"Let's make a long story short." Du Kang interrupted the spellcasting and said, "Don't make a statement in the form of writing a report, just make a general statement and explain the situation clearly."

Since he became more and more able to accept the setting that gods also need to go to work, Du Kang found that there is no difference between gods and laborers. Those who want to take a vacation still want to take a vacation, and those who don't want to write reports still don't want to write reports.

Writing reports, making tables, and making PPTs are probably things that all migrant workers are tired of.

If it is within the system, there will be more reports, and the water injection is extremely serious. A report that can be written in a hundred words can basically be expanded to thousands or even tens of thousands of words... This is the system of the gods. Others Du Kang had never seen it, didn't understand it, but he didn't dare to talk nonsense.

Du Kang had seen the reports written by the City God of Guicheng. He wrote hundreds of thousands of words without any hesitation. If he looked carefully, he could sum it up in only a hundred words... It can only be said that he is indeed a man who has worked for hundreds of years. The ultimate old fritters, the ability to write reports and inject water is so perfect, it may even become a passive skill.

It was precisely because he was worried about the universality of this passive skill that Du Kang interrupted the Lord of the Earth when he was about to start... It is annoying to write reports, and it is also annoying to listen to reports!

"Eh..." The land lord was interrupted, and the manuscript of no less than [-] words that had just emerged was immediately blown away. After thinking for a long time, he couldn't hold back his words.

"Don't tell me that you won't speak if you don't follow the way of writing the report?" Du Kang thought of a possibility and asked in shock.

"Not at all, the little god just feels a little pity..." Just after Tudi Gong finished speaking, he saw Du Kang's eyes becoming dangerous, and he opened his mouth quickly.

"Little God, just say it! In fact, the soul of Li Tongpan was replaced by the City God! The real Li Tongpan died a long time ago!"

"Continue." Du Kang's eyes softened again, and he said in a gentle tone, "Tell me all the details you know about the process."

"Okay... At that time, Li Tongpan had just been in the official residence of Tongpan, and it was the time when the spring breeze was in full swing, but he suddenly became seriously ill. Later, a Taoist priest went to his house, and the Taoist priest set up the altar to practice. After that, Li Tongpan was on the mend. ’” said the land lord.

"But in fact, Li Tongpan's illness was a bit strange in the first place. He was a son of a rich family, and he didn't have to worry about food and clothing. He didn't have any root cause of the disease before, let alone contracted a cold or encountered any other things...how could it be so sudden? Illness comes like a mountain?

At that time, Uncle Fu, the housekeeper of his family, came to me to burn incense and ask for blessings. I wanted to go to see it, but was stopped by the city god, saying that Uncle Fu also went to him to burn incense, and I left this matter to him. Just come.

It's nothing to get here, after all, the order of the city god is not easy to disobey... But later, I learned that a Taoist priest came to solve it, and I became suspicious.

Because, the ability of the city god can definitely solve it by himself, why should he rely on Taoist priests to send out this incense and favor for no reason?

Out of curiosity, I went to investigate...but I discovered an astonishing secret—this Taoist priest is the great-grandson of the City God!

After discovering this, I realized that something was wrong, so I went to investigate again, and found that the Taoist priest died afterwards, and the body was quietly buried by the city god... After that, Li Tongpan got better!And from time to time, I offer all kinds of good things to the City God..."

"...So, what you mean is that you suspect that the City God bent the law for selfish purposes and secretly murdered Li Tongpan, who was supposed to be in good health, so that his great-grandson, that Taoist priest, would exchange souls with Li Tongpan, thus gaining glory Wealth and honor, and the City God also enjoys more incense offerings?" Du Kang asked.

"The little god just discovered these things. As for the specific truth, the little god definitely doesn't know...haha..." The land official smiled and didn't answer directly, obviously because he didn't want to take the blame.

"Well...so you didn't say anything before, because you were afraid of being retaliated by the city god, and there was no suitable channel to report to the higher level, right." Du Kang nodded and said, obviously it was the content of the interrogative sentence, but he used the tone of an affirmative sentence .

"It's nothing, it's nothing... the little god just can't decide..." The Land Lord defended feebly.

"It doesn't matter." Du Kang didn't worry about this.

Some people are heroic and righteous, and some are just idling along; some are selfless, and some are wise and self-serving or pervert the law for personal gain... It must be the same among the gods.

"But now I'm curious about one thing. You didn't report what happened before, so why did you report it this time?" Du Kang asked again.

This is a rather strange point. It was justifiable to be wise and protect one's life before, but you didn't say it before, why do you say it now?
Du Kang knew that something must have happened in the middle that led to such a change in the public land.

"The little god didn't say anything, the little god just felt that Li Tongpan's death this time was a bit strange..." The land lord didn't want to take the blame.

"Hmm... Indeed, since I changed my soul and enjoyed this rich life, why did I die again? Since he is a great-grandson, then the City God should help him." Du Kang nodded after thinking.

Before that, Li Tongpan's body didn't look like it was well maintained... It can't be that the city god has the ability to change his soul, but he can't help his great-grandson take good care of his body, right?
"That's all the little god knows, Shangxian, look..." The Land Lord cautiously probed with a smile on his face.

"Don't worry, there is one more question you haven't explained clearly." Du Kang was not in a hurry to leave, and continued to ask, "The technique of reviving the soul is not the technique of devouring souls. Since the soul of the great-grandson of the city god was transferred to Li Tongpan In his body, and then his body was buried...Then what about Li Tongpan's soul? Where was it sent?"

"This... must have been sent to the underworld to be reincarnated? The little god is not too clear about this, little god, I have never seen Li Tongpan's soul from the beginning to the end..." The land lord was taken aback, and subconsciously said .

"Really? But if I remember correctly, there seems to be a clear stipulation in your job duties, Landlord, that you are responsible for guiding ghosts within your jurisdiction to go to the Temple of the City God, and send them to the underworld after interrogation and investigation, right?" Du Kang smiled slightly, lowered his head and gently patted Xiaoxuan's head.

"Before I knew that Chenghuang had changed the soul of his great-grandson, but he didn't report it to the higher authorities. It's justified. After all, it seems that there is no clear regulation in your job duties that you must report the illegal operation of your boss... But you don't care about the ghosts of the dead in the domain. , this is the responsibility of dereliction of duty.”

Du Kang looked up at the obviously nervous Landlord, and said in a soft voice: "The matter of dereliction of duty can be big or small. Generally speaking, it depends on the serious consequences caused by the matter. If it's just ghosts lingering to harass others, at most it's just a matter of writing a letter. Punishment such as review.

But if it affects the officials in the world, the judgment involves a large amount of property, and vicious incidents such as intentional murder... It seems that it can be ignored.

Let me think about it, if the dereliction of duty has a big enough impact, then suspension for reflection..."

As soon as he said this, Du Kang noticed that the land master's eyes lit up, and he immediately reacted, and changed his words: "It is absolutely impossible."

I almost forgot that the suspension of work seems to be the same as the long-awaited vacation for these gods. If this is the case, it will be a reward rather than a punishment for them!

"On the contrary, not only will you not be suspended for self-reflection, but it will also increase your work tasks, so that you can make up for your mistakes and exercise your work ability. By then, the scope of your responsibility may be reduced Covering the entire county, plus the surrounding villages, the most important thing is that there is not much power, and the salary is similar to before, and it is still at the bottom..."

Every word was like a knife, and every sentence pierced his heart. Du Kang directly combined all his understanding of gods during this period of time, and said all the most terrifying possibilities.

"Shangxian, Shangxian, don't do this! The little god is wrong!"

Du Kang's words were very effective. The Land Lord didn't hesitate at all, and almost heard half of it. Before Du Kang finished speaking, he knelt down on the ground and begged bitterly.

"Be lenient when confessing, and be strict when resisting," Du Kang said, "I am not an unreasonable person, so you should not have too much contamination in this matter, so don't make my work more difficult." Now, tell me, why did you not report it back then, but this time you thought about reporting it?
Although you deliberately concealed it in order to get rid of yourself, it shows that you must have this meaning, that is, you want this whole thing to be discovered and revealed, and what happened in it will make you feel like this Thoughts? "

Du Kang leaned forward slightly, put a certain pressure on his posture, and asked with half-closed eyes: "Could it be that what the City God did is actually far more serious than this, so serious that you think that even if you just know about it and don't report it, you will be punished afterwards." You are punished, so you dare not report it?”

"No, no, it's not that serious...at least as far as the little god knows, it's not that serious." The Land Lord hurriedly shook his head, then gritted his teeth, and said, "The little god is just too bullied by the city god on weekdays. Heavy……"

"Bullying? Tell me in detail." Du Kang raised his eyebrows, this word seems to be used a bit seriously?

"Yes, it's bullying!"

As long as some things are started, they will be said all at once like beans poured out of a bamboo tube, just like the land lord.

After listening to the land lord for a while, Du Kang finally understood what had happened—classic bullying in the workplace.

It is nothing more than "you do the troublesome trifles, and I will lie down on the simple good things", "I enjoy the blessings, and you bear the troubles", "your incense is my incense, and my incense is still mine". matter.

Once or twice, because of the level of the position and the reason of the subordinates, the Land Lord probably endured it.But according to what the land lord said, the city god has recently developed a tendency to develop in the direction of "you do my work, and the incense sticks you get are all mine"... Isn't this just wanting free labor?
They are all part-time workers, who is used to you!

The land lord thought about it for a while, and the matter of Li Tongpan reminded him of the past, and he had a handle, so of course he reported it directly.

So, when you're a boss, it's better to be nice to your subordinates, or even if it's not good, you can't suppress or bully them in the wrong direction, just treat them as ordinary colleagues, otherwise... people will definitely make mistakes, Once you make a mistake and get caught, it can be difficult.

It can only be said that the land lord is still too cowardly, and he doesn't want to cause trouble by reporting, so he found a compromise, which theoretically can pick him out.

Otherwise, if you report directly to City God of Guicheng, you won't be able to wait for Du Kang to come!
Although Guicheng City God is eager to take a vacation, but he has never been absent from work before finding a substitute for hundreds of years, so he can know that he is a very serious person at work. If such a thing happens, he will definitely not tolerate it ...Eh, wait.

Thinking of this, Du Kang suddenly realized something, wouldn't he be acting as the Chenghuang of Guicheng?
Although it is outsourced to Shingon Taoist now, but in essence, it is still in the substitute class!

So... Use the identity of the City God of Guicheng to deal with the City God of Guibei County, and then use the identity of a demon exorcist to deal with the demon who is going to change his soul with Li Tong later?
No, it seems that it can be counted, and the city god also cares about this matter... This wave can make money again?
Du Kang was thoughtful.

Judging from the performance of the land lord, there should not be too many lies in this matter. Therefore, if the subjective factors are excluded, the general context of the whole matter is almost clear.

The last question left is nothing more than—why the great-grandson of the City God changed his soul into Li Tongpan's body, and he would still die after so many years, but it seems that the soul still exists, but the City God doesn't care about it in the future?

This question must not be asked by the Land Lord.

Du Kang decided to ask the deity of the City God of Guibei County directly.

Guessing games, Du Kang has always disliked, because it is too troublesome to use his brain, he is lazy, it is better to let people say it directly... It seems that he prefers to read a story-telling novel rather than play a game The script kills the same.

Man-made puzzles must be free from coincidence, which means that every word you see must be carefully considered and connected.Naturally born puzzles generally have all kinds of coincidences, because reality sometimes does not need logic, and it is very likely that after a long time of deliberation, it is just a bunch of coincidences put together, and then they are all wrong, wasting brainpower in vain .

However, until then...

"I still have to go back to Guicheng first, and borrow the seal of the city god," Du Kang thought, "the mantra will definitely be very touched when the time comes. Although the work of the city god is outsourced to him, I am still very grateful My heart, I didn't just ignore it..."

PS: It's all the fault of Axue and A Xing, they took me out to eat, and the update time will resume normally tomorrow, for sure!
Chong Chong, there are still two hours, eight thousand I can do it!
　Ulla!
　　
　
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