Immortals just want to get off work

Chapter 135 Want a book of life and death?Come on, write a copy of it! (4.5K))
The sudden fluctuations in the water surface surprised the Song Dynasty troops stationed in various water villages in Dongting Lake and the surrounding area at the same time, but the reactions of the two were completely different.

Headed by Yang Yao, the insurgents stationed in the water village knelt down on the ground in fear, chanting words, probably some kind of blessing from the great sage king, grandpa dragon king to appease his anger, etc. The money is handed over and taken away by a special person.

According to their past experience, the money will be collected to the leader Yang Yao, and Yang Yao will use it to sacrifice to the Dragon King. After the Dragon King is satisfied, he can guarantee that the Dragon King will not be angry again, and he can also help when the Song Ting army comes to destroy it.If there is someone who hides it, if it is found out afterwards, it will be thrown into the water and eaten by the Dragon King... Such things often happen.

"Whether the rich or the poor, equalize the rich and the poor", as long as everyone has no money, isn't that the equalization of the rich and the poor?As for the high and low, Yang Yana is the leader in charge of communicating with the Dragon King, and it is normal for his status to be higher than [-] million points.

What's more, Yang Yao often discussed with the Dragon King, and gave them part of the money just received, so that they could maintain their livelihood.

This set can still make many people believe it. As for those who don’t believe it, some have become part of the bones at the bottom of the lake, some have become small commanders, cooperating with others, and some are just waiting for the opportunity.

However, this time, Yang Yao, who was in charge of communicating with the "Dragon King", paused from drinking and having fun, and looked a little flustered.

This is not what he communicated with the big snake in advance!
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The big snake shook its huge head, because of the violent impact just now, the whole snake now feels a splitting headache, and is groggy, unable to concentrate at all.

Even after a while, it has a little thinking ability, but it can't figure out what is going on.

It's like installing a smart door at home. The function of the smart door is to detect the identity of the person who comes. If the person who comes is the snake himself, the door will automatically open. If it is an intruder, it will remind and block it. .

Therefore, when fleeing, Big Snake naturally wouldn't be wary of the smart door he had installed, and even hoped that this door would help it stop Du Kang. The smart door didn't give any warning before.

So it naturally would not have thought that Du Kang not only passed through the smart door more naturally than it did, but also helped it upgrade and remodel it to make the door stronger and smarter, and also deleted the data it entered before. Identity information... Now this door only recognizes Du Kang but not it.

This purely technical face-to-face NTR is beyond the imagination of ordinary people, and of course ordinary snakes cannot imagine it.

The current situation can be described in four words - close the door and fight snakes!
Du Kang came to the big snake unhurriedly, and even patiently waited for it to fully recover.

"Who the hell are you!" The snake's eyes could not help but be terrified. If it was said that it escaped out of caution before, then after "hitting the wall" like this now, it has realized the huge gap in strength between the two sides.

"Is it important who I am? I can be who you are afraid of hiding here. Anyway, there is only one purpose."

Du Kang looked at the big snake in front of him again. The impact that shook the entire lake just now caused the two horns on its head to be broken passively, the scales were shattered, and the smelly blood scattered.

I didn't find it when I was entrenched before, but now that I looked carefully, Du Kang always felt that there was a big problem with the proportion of this snake's body. It was more than [-] meters long, and it turned out that the thickest part was one meter. Now it is fully unfolded, giving people the feeling of It's like a fat circle in a snake... If the body of other snakes is like a thin rope, then it is more like a mallet.

"I was a little excited at first, thinking that I would really be able to see the dragon, so that I could taste the taste of dragon meat... But you even ate shit. Thinking about it now, forget it." Thinking of this, Du Kang It feels like my interest is dropping.

When he found out that it was a snake instead of a dragon, the decline in interest had already begun, not to mention that this snake couldn't even break through the formation he had casually strengthened... The difference in strength is really too big.

"Who ate shit! I didn't!" Big snake widened his eyes and said angrily.

"What's there to argue about? I saw it with my own eyes. You swallowed that person whole, and then spit out only the bones. Didn't you eat all the digestive residues in that person's body? Is it?" Du Kang shook his head.

"That's what is needed for the exercises, and it's not considered digestion. I directly refined that person with spiritual power and absorbed them into nutrients! It's not eating them!" Big Snake argued forcefully.

"Well, that's right, you like to eat shit, I know, don't worry, I won't eat you afterward." Du Kang nodded, and took out his demon-slayer token, on which the aura flickered.

"In this way, even if you admit it yourself, the evidence is true, the surrender is valid, the evidence is convincing, and the charges are confirmed... By the way, we demon masters do have surrender here, but surrender will not reduce the punishment, that's all. But I am a little bit more kind-hearted, and I can give you a chance to choose, how do you want to die?"

Du Kang said that he is a law-abiding magician, and he must wear a recorder to make the evidence sufficient when performing tasks. There will be situations such as "no power" or "forgot to bring it".

Of course, even such a convenient thing can't stop people from acting as demons, just like 1.8 tons of grain can disappear in just a day or two without any evidence... People are already shameless Now, what can I do? Everyone knows it in their hearts, but it's your fault if you treat everyone like a fool.

Orochi: "???"

What's the difference between what you said and what you didn't say?What's the use of surrendering yourself if you can't reduce the punishment!
It was too late to say, but it was soon, it was probably a blessing in disguise in the fierce collision just now, the two horns on the head broke out, in a sense, it can also be regarded as a dragon, and the intelligence of the big snake has also improved Quite a lot, quite a sense of getting through the two veins of Ren and Du, Big Snake had an idea, and said, "In this case, I choose to die of old age!"

Du Kang: "..."

Seeing Du Kang's silence, Big Snake couldn't help but feel complacent about finding a loophole for himself, but the sense of crisis in his heart kept him cautiously patching up: "A character like you should keep his promises, and it's impossible to keep his promises. Well, what you have in your hand is the Qinglong Yanyue Knife!"

"That's right. I originally wanted to say that you don't need to have any faith with a monster like you, but what you said makes sense." Du Kang raised his eyebrows and nodded, "Then let you die of old age."

Big Snake was overjoyed, and felt that he had already lived half of his life today.

"However, I don't know how long your lifespan is," Du Kang said, "I still need to ask the City God here."

The City God has a book of life and death in his hands, of course, not the one in Yan Luo's hands.If the database in Yan Luo's hands can accurately check and even modify the lifespan of all living beings, then the one in Chenghuang's hands is a subsystem, which can only query part of the data and has no function of modification.

This "part" refers to the creatures within the geographical range, and it can be regarded as a divine weapon.

"Here...there is no City God for a long time!" Big Snake was stunned and hurriedly said.

"Of course I know that there is no City God here."

Du Kang was not surprised, he had already noticed this when the spirit merged with the earth veins.

During these years of wars, it is perfectly normal for some little gods and immortals to neglect their duties. Some of them are unable to do things because they are not strong enough and do not have enough incense; Others dissipated due to various reasons. Du Kang didn't know what happened here, but he really didn't detect the existence of the City God in the surrounding area.

"But it's coming soon."

The big snake was stunned again when it heard the words, even though it had become a semi-dragon dragon and its spiritual intelligence had been improved to a certain extent, it still couldn't figure out what Du Kang's words meant.

And Du Kang didn't wait for it to figure it out at all, and just moved on its own.

Huge fluctuations of spiritual power emerged, and the big snake wanted to flee in horror, but was directly pressed to the spot, one after another magic circles landed, forming formation patterns out of thin air, making the big snake even more immobile.

"You said you were going to make me die of old age!"

"I know, I know, don't worry, isn't this worrying about you running away? Running away without authorization and resisting arrest is a more serious crime. If that's the case, you don't have the right to choose your own way of death." Du Kang said unhurriedly He said, but the movements of his hands didn't stop.

"You... don't tell me you want to imprison me with an eternal seal here, so that I can die without being able to move?" The more the big snake thought about it, the more desperate it became.

"Although what you said is indeed a very good idea, how is it possible? Do you think I am a pervert who likes to torture people so much?" Du Kang shook his head. While speaking, something broke through the soil and emerged from the ground. straight into his hands.

The big snake took a closer look and found that it was a stone the size of a human head. When he was wondering why Du Kang got this stone, he saw Du Kang raised his hands and turned them into knives. After chipping the stone a few times, a piece of jade that looks quite good quality unexpectedly emerged.

Cutting it again, the jade became a square and decent looking seal.

Orochi didn't know what Du Kang was doing for a while, anyway, it was definitely not this person's art cell that suddenly acted as a monster and started to make some performance art... and soon he saw Du Kang's next step.

I saw the young man with a face like a crown stretch out his hand and twist it, then pull it back, and let it go. It seemed simple and did not hold any real object, but it directly affected the underground vein that represented the source of spiritual power. !
The big snake's eyes widened. It didn't understand how Du Kang did it... Not everyone has the ability to mobilize the spiritual power in the earth veins. It doesn't even dare to think of existence, let alone someone like Du Kang, who can come at his fingertips and directly connect things with earth veins!

"This is also my first attempt, 'gather the spirit veins of a city into one thing, apply laws, observe all living beings in the domain, and control everything in the domain', so, it can be..."

While talking, Du Kang connected those spiritual power threads that ordinary people couldn't see and couldn't control at all, and then he constructed the Dharma Seal with ease and engraved it on it: "City God Seal."

Compared with the Land Seal, the City God Seal has a much larger scope, and this is naturally not a problem for Du Kang, but there are more steps to be repeated, and the spiritual silk thread that needs to be connected to the jade seal is also a problem. More... With the attitude of "brother, where are you going? Tell me!", it's just like doing the "1+1=2" question a few more times.

Therefore, when Du Kang's words just fell, the seal he cut from the jade he had just obtained from the ground had already turned into a dark brown and full of aura full of city god's seal!
"Nowadays, the position of the city god of Baling is temporarily vacant... There is a saying that 'a country cannot live without a king'. In the same way, a city cannot live without a city god. Since I hold the seal of the city god, it is also a good idea to temporarily act as the city god of Baling. As it should be."

Du Kang threw away the freshly baked City God seal in his hand, smiled and asked the immobilized big snake: "Do you have any objections?"

The big snake tried its best to widen its eyes, and was not afraid of the lantern-like eyes popping out of its sockets. It never expected such a development.

If there is no City God, you just made a City God and printed it on the spot, and then it becomes the City God?

There is no such thing!
But... what's the use?
"You... so what if you are the City God of Baling?" The body like a big snake and club could not move, but he was still able to speak. "I don't believe you can create a book of life and death!"

"Who said it can't be done?" Du Kang raised his eyebrows, and looked at a blank piece of paper under the big snake's eyelids, "Well... it says that your lifespan is exactly today, and it should be now. Damn it!"

"You fart! You didn't write a single word on that piece of paper!" The big snake was furious.

"Oh, this is a wordless book, it's not invisible to other creatures of the City God, but since you've asked for it, I'll write a copy for you, so that you can die with peace of mind... Come on, look! "

With a wave of Du Kang's hand, a line of words full of gaps appeared on the paper - [The big snake in Dongting Lake, the end of life until today, the cause of death is the Qinglong Yanyue knife, the end of life and old age].

"How is it? Is there anything wrong? If so, I'll correct it for you." Du Kang asked with a smile while holding the paper.

"You... how dare you do that! You're blasphemy!" The big snake became incoherent.

It can only be said that Orochi's knowledge is still too little.

As long as Du Kang thinks, he has ten thousand ways to kill this snake.

Just like the famous scene that can basically be said to be well-known to everyone-"Want an imperial decree? Come, someone, write him a piece", Du Kang's appearance is nothing more than a re-enactment of "I want life and death" Book? Come on, write a copy of it!"

And Du Kang really has the freshly baked City God imprinted in his hands. With his identity, no one can find out what's wrong with temporarily acting as the City God of Baling, and there are suspicions of being overqualified... It can be said that it makes sense A realm!

Du Kang has always thought that he is a reasonable person, so even if he is facing this big snake full of evil, he must let him die to understand!

But it's definitely not because of the long-awaited battle with a bamboo basket to fetch water and the idea of ​​​​playing. We are decent and reasonable!
"Blasphemy?" Du Kang asked back.

"A monster like you who pretends to be a dragon and devours flesh and blood to practice, do whatever you want, as long as you kill you, then I have the truth!"

It's enough to play... No, after the reasoning is over, Du Kang is no longer going to waste time on this big snake.

He just raised the Qinglong Yanyue Saber in his hand, gathered his spiritual power, and then chopped it down.

The light of the sword is like a green sun turning into a spear, illuminating the eight hundred miles of Dongting Lake from inside to outside!

PS: We never know which one will come first, tomorrow or the accident, just like I don’t know yesterday when my best friend approached me and said to play LOL fifth row. Go to sleep, as a result we will lose all night.

Spicy chicken game, uninstalled!

　Start tomorrow!honestly!There will be no accidents this time!The game has been uninstalled!
　　
　
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