Immortals just want to get off work

Chapter 136: Slaying evil with one move, cutting body and heart! (4k)

Guan Yu taught Du Kang the three-style sword technique, the first one [cutting evil], comes with a function similar to "intelligent judgment", which can remind the target of all kinds of evil things done in the past, and then the power is further enhanced.

If it is released in self-defense, it will be judged based on the other party's maliciousness. If it is judged to be a purely good person, it will easily cause dizziness... A certain person slept for more than 2000 kilometers on the high-speed rail, sleeping all the way from Guicheng to Wulongjiang It is a typical example.

Anti-malicious, but also anti-cheap.

Of course, if Du Kang releases it on his own, even if the opponent passes the "good guy judgment", the power of this move will not be weakened to the level of dizziness, let alone the big snake right now.

Practicing with flesh and blood and spiritual power, even if you pick up the leaks all the way without taking the initiative to attack, it still belongs to the category of the way of demons.Because the blood, flesh and spiritual power in different people are messy, even the most superior magic skills cannot filter out all the impurities. Over time, the accumulation of impurities and the disorder of spiritual power will easily affect the mind in turn, irritable and irritable. It's the same as people who get angry and lose their temper easily.

Another one is the same principle as "there are only zero and countless times of women's clothing". As long as you have tasted the flesh and blood, even if you just pick up the leaks, you will find it easy to practice, and you can't help it anymore.After that, I became more and more inclined to this kind of practice. After becoming stronger, I will not be satisfied with picking up a few leaks, but will take the initiative to attack.

Slashing evil was performed one after another, and the blue light shone like daytime, illuminating the entire Dongting Lake like sapphire, and at the same time, the light of the knife had already fallen.

The big snake facing the knife passively remembered its life, and it flashed in front of its eyes like a revolving lantern. It was the first time it devoured the practice, and after discovering the frequent wars here, it occupied this place to pick up leaks. "Dragon King", Yang Yao collects money, it devours people to practice, and then waits for the Song Ting army to attack, Yang Yao gains prestige, and it obtains a lot of "practice resources"... It is perfect!
But now, these perfections have become its incriminating evidence.

The light of the knife was condensed and gathered a hundred times, and it no longer radiated outside, but completely gathered on the Qinglong Yanyue Knife in Du Kang's hand as if it violated the laws of physics.

The big snake couldn't make any pleas. Before the real Qinglong Yanyue Knife touched its head, in its mind, another Qinglong Yanyue Knife was also cut down, cutting its revolving lantern into pieces. Totally lost the ability to think.

Cutting the body first cuts the heart, and cutting the sinful body also cuts the evil in the heart!

The hard snake scales of the big snake were cut open by the sharp blade, not even tofu, and the flesh and bones under it were automatically extended, making it just enough to pass through the snake's length of tens of meters. body without spilling and hurting the rest.

Du Kang retracted his saber again, only to see that the big snake could only stand still in place, a cyan light slowly split along the center of the head, along the spine, to the tip of the tail.

One knife, two halves!

Before the blood in the big snake's body could be dispersed by the water, it was gathered by Du Kang again.For such a big snake monster, it would definitely not work to just cut it in half with a knife.It's not that I'm worried that the snake will have the ability to be resurrected, but that if the spiritual power contained in the flesh and blood is swallowed by other creatures, it will easily lead to more serious consequences, not to mention that the snake's flesh and blood may be poisonous .

Naturally, such a big snake cannot be handled casually.

"Purify the toxins, let's get rid of those miscellaneous spiritual powers. What should be used for this kind of thing, fire? I don't know how to make this kind of fire..."

When Du Kang was thinking, he felt that the spiritual power in his body was automatically adjusted. When he looked down again, a mass of spiritual fire that could burn in the water appeared in his hand without being hindered at all.

"Just thinking about it." Du Kang raised his eyebrows, but he didn't think he was surprised, and threw the spiritual fire on the big snake's body.

When the spirit fire left Du Kang's hands, it began to gradually shrink, and when it reached the body of the big snake, there was only one spark left. Similarly, it burst into flames, and in just a few seconds, it had spread all over the snake's body!

The spiritual fire was blazing at the bottom of the water, but there was no reaction from the river water or the mud at the bottom of the lake. Du Kang could clearly feel that the spiritual fire was completely under his control. What kind of fire!

"Using spiritual power as a guide, it can be burned without other substances, can it be condensed by burning everything..." Du Kang murmured, this pile of information came out of nowhere, but it was very natural, there was no such thing at all. The feeling of something being stuffed into my mind is more like suddenly remembering something.

People have many memories that are often stored in their minds. They can’t be remembered on weekdays, and they don’t occupy the brain capacity of thinking, but once they touch something specific, they will be recalled, as if “dead memories popped up suddenly. Attack me"... the mechanism is kind of like a hyperlink.

Under the burning of the flame, all the flesh and blood contained in the big snake's huge body immediately began to shrink, and in the end, it condensed into a round blue crystal, leaving only a white bone.

Naturally, it wasn't that the bones couldn't be burned, but Du Kang deliberately left them behind.

"This thing is useless, it's better to put it here." Du Kang thought for a while, and put the cyan crystal of spiritual power in the big snake's skull that was split in half, while constructing a formation to prevent it from being taken away easily. On the one hand, he used his finger as a knife to carve characters on the spine of the big snake.

"The big snake in Dongting Lake did evil things, practiced in the way of demons, and planned to turn into a dragon. It is cut here now, and the bones are left as a warning to future generations. The snake's cultivation is all paid on this elixir. If there is a destiny, take it It is the inheritance of cause and effect. Do good deeds to accumulate virtue and guard this place..."

After getting rid of this big snake disguised as the Dragon King, with Yue Fei's ability, it couldn't be easier to deal with Yang Yao, it's just a matter of pinching.

He went back again, chatted with Yue Fei for a while, and waited until the countdown to return came to an end before Du Kang took his leave.

……

As soon as Du Kang opened his eyes, he saw a mass of black that almost perfectly blended into the environment hanging beside his eyes. As for what it was, he couldn't really see it.

No matter how good your eyesight is, you can't see things without light.

As a full-time author who often had his work and rest upside down before the system, and needed to sleep during the day, Du Kang needed an environment that was dark enough to ensure the quality of sleep, so he directly made three layers of blackout curtains... Basically, when you pull it, you will enter a blind spot Totally dark environment.

Even Du Kang thought about whether to get some paint with a light absorption rate of 99.9% and then process it... But it was nothing, and then there was this substitute system, and the quality of sleep was completely guaranteed. After that, it's completely unnecessary.

Among the full-time authors, those who have long-term regular work and rest are definitely one of the few ranks, probably even rarer than giant pandas.

"...Xiao Xuan?"

Du Kang was stunned for a moment at first, but he quickly reacted, and with a thought, the curtains were automatically opened, and the sunlight poured in, and he saw Xiaoxuan, whose hair was glowing red under the light, staring at him with round eyes. Own.

"Ah, you're awake!" Xiao Xuan yelled belatedly.

"... Xiaoxuan, should you add some cod liver oil?" Du Kang asked after a moment of silence.

"Cod liver oil? I eat fish. The braised fish dish you made just now is not bad, very delicious." Xiaoxuan tilted his head, obviously not understanding the true meaning of Du Kang's words.

"Cod liver oil contains vitamins A and D, which can prevent night blindness and vision loss!" Du Kang laughed, reached out and rubbed Xiaoxuan's head, then sat up, got out of bed, came to the balcony, stretched his waist, Leaning against the railing.

"It's so dark just now, I'm sure I can't see you opening your eyes. Also, what are vitamins? Why are they in cod liver oil?"

After a few light jumps, Xiaoxuan squatted on the side of the railing on which Du Kang was leaning.An ordinary cat might still need to worry about falling, but now that Xiaoxuan is doing this, there is no need to worry.What's more, even if it really fell and the ground was smashed through, Xiaoxuan will be fine.

"Vitamins are a kind of trace organic substances that exist in various foods and are necessary for animals. They participate in biochemical reactions and regulate metabolic functions..." Du Kang was just halfway through speaking when he saw that Xiaoxuan's clearness gradually began to change. With confused eyes, he stopped speaking, pondered for a while, and then spoke again.

"To put it simply, animals cannot lack such things, and if they lack them, they will be prone to disease."

"Oh~"

Now that Xiaoxuan understood, Maomao raised its head slowly, opened its mouth slightly, enlarged its eyes, and then nodded its head a few times, as if suddenly enlightened.

Although Du Kang didn’t make the previous sentence so profound and obscure, it actually contains a lot of modern professional vocabulary, such as “trace organic matter”, “biochemical reaction”, and “metabolic function”, which are common sense to many modern people category, but it is different for Xiaoxuan.

It’s true that Xiaoxuan had all kinds of learning in ancient times, but it lasted hundreds of years in a single sleep. In modern times...it’s easy to learn some things that can be connected, and you can even guess roughly by just looking at it or listening to it. To, but these new terms in a completely new field are different.

It's like speaking in front of primary school students with L'Hopital's rule, clamping theorem, Taylor's formula, differential median theorem, etc., which are familiar to college students who have studied advanced mathematics.
"It's too hot, do you want ice cream?" Du Kang asked.

"Okay." Xiao Xuan nodded.

As soon as the voice fell, two ice creams flew out of the refrigerator in the room and flew slowly. The packaging bag was automatically peeled off in the process and fell into the trash can. Then one flew to Xiaoxuan, and the other was caught Du Kang won it himself.

In the summer, even with magical protection, you can't feel the heat, but just looking at the bright and even dazzling light, you will feel the heat suddenly.At this time, it's perfect to have some ice cream, refreshment, fruit fishing, etc.

As for how Xiaoxuan eats and whether he can eat it, Du Kang naturally doesn't need to worry about it.Although it looks like a cat on the outside, Xiaoxuan must not be treated as an ordinary cat. Its cultivation is already at a very good level, and it is impossible to eat a piece of ice cream and get upset...

Of course, it is best not to recommend feeding ordinary cats, otherwise the fragile stomach may cause diarrhea due to temperature changes, not to mention that most cats also have symptoms of lactose intolerance, and may even Hence diarrhea or poisoning.

Xiaoxuan was still squatting on the railing, clamping the ice cream stick with his two front paws together, biting off, narrowing his eyes in satisfaction, and flicking his ears several times in succession.

"By the way, did you notice anything unusual while I was asleep?" Du Kang also took a bite, feeling the coldness and sweetness, then suddenly remembered what he asked Xiaoxuan to do before he left, and asked road.

"Yes!" Xiaoxuan nodded and said, "After you fall asleep, more spiritual power will be sucked in, and then you will be sucked faster!"

"This..."

Du Kang immediately understood what Xiaoxuan meant, and also thought of the reason for this phenomenon—it was nothing more than the inconsistency between the ancient time and the modern time, but he was able to bring back the cultivation base he had grown in the ancient times to the modern time. This kind of card bug operation It is just a reasonable complement mechanism reflected in reality.

"Is there anything else?" After thinking about it, Du Kang asked again.

"Hmm... there's a little more." Xiaoxuan tried hard to think about it, and took another bite of the ice cream.

"What is it?" Du Kang raised his spirits and asked.

"You fall asleep so fast, you fall asleep right away." Xiaoxuan said, "The rest is gone."

Du Kang raised his hand to his forehead, and the sentence "Young people are in good health, they just fall asleep" appeared in his mind, but he was not disappointed. What Xiaoxuan was asked to do was just an attempt, and it didn't matter if he couldn't find it.

In such a hot and sweltering summer, even with magic spells, people can't feel any heat, and it will make people feel a little listless and don't want to work.After eating the ice cream, Du Kang lay down on the sofa, let his mobile phone float in front of his eyes, and watched the video, the improvement of life by spells was vividly reflected.

As for teaching those students?That's a matter of avatars, what's the matter with my body?Go on the music, go on the dance!
But Xiaoxuan is different, it is very excited after being exposed to so many new things, holding the mobile phone that it just got, playing with this and looking at that. What's more, it doesn't need exams, and what it pays attention to is a true and happy education.

Originally, Du Kang thought that he would spend a peaceful and leisurely afternoon like this, but in the end, a video he came across suddenly broke his idea.

"Hello everyone, I am a sleeping machine, and this is Dongting Lake...Damn it, what is that?"

In the video, when the anchor was introducing himself to the camera, he suddenly swears.

Its real reaction and tone of voice don't seem to be deceitful at all.

Soon, in the magnified picture, in the clear lake under the bright sun, the gigantic monster slowly swimming by made Du Kang sit up all of a sudden.

That's... a giant snake!
PS: Shared diary ↓
　The dry goods store downstairs suddenly developed a crayfish sales business for some reason, and also held activities. When Ah Xue and I came back from buying food, we were attracted by the smell, so we bought two catties of shrimp tails.

　　(The hard-working Ah Xing volunteered to wash the dishes instead of going downstairs to buy food (I asked to write)
　　As a result, when I got home and tasted it, the taste and texture of the shrimp tails were good, but there was just one thing... no juice!

　　Crayfish without juice, don’t make a fuss, what’s the difference between eating snail noodles without sour bamboo shoots, and eating dumplings without vinegar?
　　Naturally, such a major defect cannot be tolerated, and Axue and I immediately packed those shrimp tails and put them in a bag, going to the dry goods store downstairs to ask them to pour some more on them.

　　Along the way, we chatted about the plot of the upcoming book, arrived at the dry goods store, and after explaining our purpose, the sales lady in the dry goods store readily agreed and said, "Okay, where's the crayfish?"

　　I looked at A Xue: "Where's the crayfish?"

　　A Xue looked at his empty hands: "Yes, where is the crayfish?"

　　Turning back to the community, looking at the crayfish in the trash can looking at us through the transparent plastic cover, A Xue and I looked at each other.

　　"Who took it when it came down, it was you!"

　　"It's not me, it's obviously you!"

　　"Why do you throw crayfish into the trash can!"

　　"Because we usually only carry garbage with us when we come down, and throwing it in the trash can has become muscle memory?!"

　　"Is there any point in worrying about this now? In other words, the packaging is so good, it should be edible when you take it out?"

　　"You come?"

　　"It's better for you to come!"

　　
　
(End of this chapter)