Immortals just want to get off work

Chapter 137 Immortals also need ID cards! (4.6k)

Du Kang watched the video again and found no flaws.

It is normal to see no flaws in the video. The quality of the short video itself is not high. If the technology is better, the special effects can indeed be done like the real thing.

If it's another place or some other species, then Du Kang can only watch the show and eat melons, but now, it's Dongting Lake again, and it's a giant snake... He just killed it in Dongting Lake One, although it was nearly 900 years ago!

For a moment, Du Kang wondered whether he hadn't completely killed the snake, but this idea was denied in the next second. It is possible that there are people who can survive in that situation, but that snake is absolutely impossible.If it really had that strength, even Du Kang couldn't kill it.

Du Kang clicked on the comments again and looked at it. The up owner of the video named "Sleeping Machine" didn't have many fans. Although the video was very popular from the statistics, it was precisely because of this that most people doubted it. Where did up get the props or P, the comments have the most likes, and the top ones are also questionable.

For example, "P is good, when will the training class be held?", "Do you believe that I am Qin Shihuang?", "Science popularization, the longest snake found in the world is 14.85 meters. It was captured alive and exhibited in Indonesia in 2006. The big boa constrictor weighs 447 kilograms. In the up video, this one looks at least three to forty meters tall. Are you going to compete with the Loch Ness monster..." Comments abound.

After thinking about it, Du Kang first shared the video with Han Wei, and within a few seconds, Han Wei called.

"This video is real." Han Wei first qualified the matter, and then said, "We are planning a targeted joint investigation operation. In fact, we were planning to contact you to ask if you are interested as a trump card Go ahead, just prepare to wait until the plan is complete, otherwise if it is a grassroots team, I am embarrassed to say..."

Just as he was talking, Han Wei also sent a document, which looked quite professional and detailed, and it was obvious at first glance that it was impossible to come up with a draft action plan in such a short period of time.

Dongting Lake is located in Xiangzhou, which already borders Guizhou, which Guicheng belongs to. Being so close, it must be within the scope of the joint operation, so it is only natural for Han Wei to know.

"So that's how it is... But, since this video has long been known to be true, why not block it?" Du Kang asked.

He clearly remembers that after the first cleaning shift at Wusheng Palace, when he came back to search the Internet, those hot searches that seemed wrong no matter how he thought about them, were given away by various news in the blink of an eye. Press down.

"On the one hand, it has already spread so widely, and if it is blocked again, it will be a real example. In fact, the previous control is also clear in my heart, but I can't do it. The public base is too large. Before I'm ready, let it go. If the news is not controlled, it will easily cause more harm..."

Han Wei laughed dryly, and said frankly: "The other one is that it's not long before the full disclosure, and some pre-preparation is always needed. It can't be just a press conference and then announced. It is estimated that many people will They will not be able to respond, nor will they be able to accept it.

This is a step-by-step process, so the first step at the moment is not to strictly block and control these news, and then select some parts in the comments to top it..."

Du Kang also nodded when he heard it, and finally understood why this video did not enter the palace.

"By the way, there is one more thing...Han Bu, please wait a moment." Du Kang pulled the phone away a little, looked at Xiaoxuan who was playing with his mobile phone vigorously, "Xiaoxuan, are you interested in going out to play?"

"Okay, okay!" Xiaoxuan agreed without even asking where to go, without raising his head.

For a while, Du Kang suddenly had a worry as a parent. What if Xiaoxuan became addicted and couldn't live without his mobile phone?
Then I thought about it again, oh, so I am too, so it’s okay.

Du Kang took the phone to his ear again, and said to Han Wei: "I'm going to go there to see, can I trouble Bu Han to issue a certificate for me? Because I still want to bring my friend with me.

It is the one you saw last time, Maoershan Mountain God, it is not yet able to turn into a human being, it is usually a cat. Xuan it is not suitable..."

"Ah, this, of course! In fact, in the early days, in order to facilitate the movement of special personnel and carry various things, our internal personnel actually have the right to be exempted from inspection and the right to carry special items. We just need to make a report. In addition, there are other privileges, such as sitting on the high-speed rail, no matter which station to which station you buy, you can get off wherever you sit, and there will be no staff Don't ask me." Han Wei readily agreed, laughing.

"In fact, a staff member accidentally made a fuss because of this incident, because he overslept in the car, and then sat all the way from Guicheng to Wulongjiang, sleeping in a daze until It was only when I got out of the station that I found out that because he used his privileges along the way, no flight attendant reminded him at all.”

"Is it because of staying up too late? It's so miserable, is there overtime pay?" Du Kang complained.

"Yes, yes, of course!" Han Wei quickly assured, and then asked, "When are you going to leave? I can buy tickets for you directly and communicate with you, so that you don't have to worry about it."

"Wait until this afternoon's class is over, if there is no rush over there." Du Kang said.

He is really not in a hurry, although the video does show that there is still a snake in Dongting Lake that seems to be bigger and longer than the one he killed in ancient times, but once Han Wei's "joint investigation operation" came out, and "wait until the plan Only when it’s perfect can we notify,” which immediately made him understand the priority of the matter.

If it is really harmful and harms countless people, then Han Wei probably called him in the middle of the night, how could it be possible to complete this leisurely equality plan, and how could it be possible to carry out a "joint investigation operation" Not a "joint encirclement and suppression operation"?
In fact, if you think about it carefully, such a big snake will definitely not be formed in a short period of time, which means that this snake has already existed a long time before that.

If there is really something wrong and evil, it is impossible to hide the behavior of cultivating in crooked ways... With such a big one, how much do you have to eat in a day?
Therefore, things are already obvious, this snake... has a high probability that it is not the same practice path as the big snake that died at the bottom of the lake.

It's hard to say why this snake took a different path. Although Du Kang has guessed about this point, he is not sure, so he plans to go and see it for himself, and also take Xiaoxuan on a trip to gain insights.

After all, what you learn at home is filtered. If someone learns about the world through the Internet, what he learns is what others have selected and shown to him. No matter whether it is good or bad, it is not completely true.

The previous ancient plan of taking Xiaoxuan to practice while walking, ended hastily in a short time. In modern times, Du Kang is going to make up for it again. It's just a matter.

Being bored at home for too long will be boring. Du Kang has never stayed at home, but he doesn’t know where to go on weekdays, and he doesn’t want to go alone... Traveling alone is like going alone. Watching a movie is so lonely.

Well now, with Xiaoxuan, it will be much more interesting.

Of course, it’s not that Du Kang had a weird personality and didn’t make friends when he was studying, but that his friends in college are basically roommates.The best buddies in high school also go to work and study one by one, in different places, so many meals a year, a few suppers, and watching a few movies are okay. Traveling, which takes at least several days, is too difficult. It's too late, time can't get together.

And after the gods are all recovered, there will be more free time, such as Shi Yuye and Yun Xiao, who theoretically have to go to work but can skip work at any time. Chat with Zhuge Liang, have some food with God Ji... As the replacement shift progresses and time goes by, there will be more and more such optional targets.

"It's easy to say, easy to talk!" Han Wei naturally agreed. If the teachers in the school or other places are not in class, they may have to explain what they are going to do, arrange to change classes, etc., but Du Kang You definitely don’t need side, you can take it if you want it, and you can’t take it if you don’t want it... because Du Kang didn’t charge for this class!How can I have any qualifications to ask him?
"Oh, by the way, there is one more thing!" When it happened that Xiaoxuan's identity was on the high-speed rail, Du Kang thought of something he had thought about before, and said, "I don't know about the identity verification of the gods. What are you guys planning?"

"Identity verification of a god... a god?" Han Wei was a little stunned at first when he heard this, but after he realized it, he became more serious in an instant. In his opinion, this is a very serious matter.

There is no special operation for recording. Since I was in charge of contacting Du Kang, it is impossible not to back up every communication ten or eight times.

"Is it about the status and rights of the gods in modern society after they are revived?" Han Wei asked after deliberating for a while.

Regarding this issue, it can be said that when Han Wei learned from Du Kang that there are gods in the world when he was in Wusheng Palace, various details related to it were already being discussed and customized.

There is no way, immortals are too mysterious. For modern people, who has ever seen a real immortal?
If you haven’t seen it, you can only learn from various classics, and if the methods of the gods described in the classics are true...then the existence of gods will easily cause turmoil and impact on the real society, especially if When there are gods who have evil intentions or want to fight for power and profit, it will undoubtedly cause considerable damage.

This is why Du Kang's existence is so important, not only because of his strength, but also because his understanding of immortals may help in formulating plans!

It's just that the above didn't expect that Du Kang would be so easy-going, generous, just and kind, and gave so much help and useful information one after another. As a result, the plan to ask the gods for information continued to be postponed... Mainly because of the distance from the beginning in Wu The day when Sheng Gong met Du Kang was not too long.

Is it ten days?
In short, with so many important matters in just a few days, it can be said that the daily affairs of the Anomalous Investigation Bureau can be maintained until now because of a large number of talents, and all of them are fully powered or even overloaded... Fortunately, If the money and treatment are enough, there is basically no problem.

If you have to work overtime, you have to work hard, yes, as long as you have enough money.If you want the horse to run, but you don't want to feed the horse, isn't that just treating people like idiots?

"Uh, Han Bu, you are thinking too seriously. I didn't mean that, mainly because I don't have the qualifications to talk about this matter..." Du Kang realized the meaning of Han Wei's words, and said quickly, "My It means that the identity certificate of the god is the same as the identity card of a person, and it will be more convenient to have such a thing in the future."

"...Id card for the gods?" Han Wei's voice changed a bit, this is more important than what he just said, right?
Is it because this person didn't realize the meaning of the ID card at all, or... that's what it meant?
"This... Let me tell you first, do you think that's what you mean?" Han Wei asked after thinking about it, but he was still going to ask first.

"That is, first of all, there is no precedent for us to give gods ID cards. For example, Mazu, this god has an ID card and an ID number. There is even a case of buying a ticket for Mazu after reporting to the relevant department. .But at that time, we didn't know that there were really gods in the world...so this ID card was just a symbol and had no real meaning.

If the ID card you mentioned is this kind, then I think it will be no problem, and it will not even take much time to get it done. If it is another type, it is an ID card with practical functions, representing the citizens of our country, and enjoying rights is also governed by the law. The kind that governs..."

"Isn't the second type what you meant at the beginning, Han Bu? My meaning is also very clear. I don't have the qualifications to talk about it, so it must be the first type."

Du Kang smiled, understood Han Wei's meaning, thought for a while, and then said, "As for the various more detailed regulations, I think there must be one. It’s the same as before... But what exactly is it, it definitely requires gods with enough status and strength to participate in the discussion so as to avoid the possibility of conflict as much as possible, and let other gods be convinced to obey, right?"

"Of course! What you said is true." Han Wei responded with a weird look on his face. Aren't you a fairy?
Doesn't it just meet this standard to have contacts and friendship with so many great gods with names and surnames?

"The large-scale revival and return of the gods has not yet arrived, so there is no rush for this matter. Of course, it is also possible to arrange a charter. I can help to provide opinions. This matter is not urgent. Wait for me to sort it out." Du Kang said, "At that time, I can also help to ask the opinions of those gods first."

One thing to say, this matter is really not a big deal in Du Kang's view.

Although I don't know who formulated the immortal system that I came into contact with in ancient times, and who made so many immortals willingly abide by it, and I dare not say that I have access to the whole picture, but Du Kang can roughly speculate Come out, this system can almost be said to be beneficial to ordinary people without any harm.

Immortals can only help people when they work hard on their own, instead of just doing things for incense. This can prevent dependence on immortals and ensure that human beings will not stagnate in their own progress.

Immortals can only deal with demons and ghosts that are harmful to ordinary people, but cannot interfere with fights and other changes among ordinary people at will. This ensures that there will be no dynasty of cultivators, let alone immortals controlling human countries.

Not to mention that the weak gods still need the incense provided by humans to ensure their own existence... Let the gods also have the motivation to help people.

But the system certainly didn't start out that way.

The contact at the beginning must be brutal and chaotic, and order will emerge only after it develops... The question now is, when did this order appear, and who created it?

Du Kang didn't know, but he believed that as the replacement time went forward... he would know the answer sooner or later.

Knowing the result, he has a calm and peaceful mind to enjoy this journey of going upstream and tracing back to the source.

PS: The no-prize quiz is open, who set up this system?

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　Ah Xing showed off that he had coded [-] words after getting up.

　　I chuckled, as the king among the pigeon nests, I am the man who can get full attendance! (pride)
　　A Xing, who was despised, was about to bully A Xue, and asked with a smile how many yards A Xue had.

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　　Facts have proved that a pigeon is a pigeon, even if it is reborn from the ashes, it will only become a pigeon.

　　
　
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