Immortals just want to get off work

Chapter 138 Are the Mountain Gods Hypnotized? (4k)

"If you want to apply for a simple ID card, you can do it now, and you need to provide a photo, your name and date if necessary, and then you can apply for the ticket gone."

After the call ended, after a while, Han Wei called again, explaining what needs to be added.

"Okay...do you have any requirements for photos?" Du Kang asked subconsciously, probably because he recalled the various photo requirements in his student days, such as what size, background color, collar, no makeup or glasses, etc. ... But the photo of the cat's ID card can't require it to wear a suit of clothes, right?

"There is no requirement, just take a picture you are satisfied with... Of course, it would be best if the background color is white." Han Wei replied.

"It's simple, just take a picture against the wall! I'll take a picture and send it to Han Bu after I figure out my birthday."

Du Kang thought of a solution in an instant, and this can be regarded as a continuation of past experience. If you are too lazy to go to the photo studio, you can take pictures against the new putty wall with a white background, and lie on the plastic playground track with a red background... As long as the pixels of the camera are blurry enough, The fooling around is over.

After hanging up the phone, Du Kang looked at Xiaoxuan who listened with his cat ears but kept staring at the phone after hearing something about himself, and asked, "Xiaoxuan, do you still remember the date of your birth?" ?”

"Ah? Of course I don't remember." Xiaoxuan's gaze left the phone screen and landed on Du Kang, with a confused look on his face.

"Hmm...how about the date when I met you?" Du Kang thought for a while and chose a commemorative date.

Xiaoxuan is naturally indispensable, so after the year, month and day were selected, he squatted on the headrest of the sofa in a coordinated manner. Du Kang, who was carefully looking for a good angle, took a headshot. In the photo, the cat is clear It seems that the eyes can flow out through a pair of big eyes... There is no need to open the special effects of the big eyes!

Soon Du Kang sent all the information to Han Wei. The name was tentatively named Xiaoxuan, then the date and photo, and finally added a very academically rigorous "female".

It's just that the year looks a little scary... In 1408, there are older cats over 600 years old.

Han Wei's work efficiency is very high in the impression of Du Kang here, and there is no accident this time. It has not been long since Du Kang sent all the news, and he has not yet decided what luggage to take for a trip, and how many days to travel At that time, Han Wei had already sent a screenshot of the high-speed rail ticket, and the time happened to be after class in the afternoon, and the business seat was direct.

Of course, the high-speed rail ticket cannot be used through the screenshot. You only need to swipe your ID card or pick up the ticket. This screenshot is sent to make it easier for Du Kang to know. Du Kang’s ticket purchase information is naturally correct. Need to ask, both parties have a clear understanding of this, and Xiaoxuan's ID number is also clearly displayed on it, it seems that the ID card has been fixed.

Sure enough, in the next second, Han Wei sent another screenshot and a paragraph of text. The screenshot was an ID card, and the information on it was exactly the same as what Du Kang had sent.

"From today, Xiaoxuan, you are the first cat with a real ID card..."

Du Kang sent the photo to Xiaoxuan with some emotion.

Fortunately, for Maomao, there is no difference between plain makeup or make-up, and Du Kang's photography skills are not bad, so there will be no classic "community death certificate photos". He seemed very satisfied, and started playing the game again in the next second.

That's right, as a mysterious cat with enlightened intelligence, fluent in human language, and been a mountain god for hundreds of years, within less than half a day of being in contact with a mobile phone, it has already started to play games without a teacher!
Du Kang has no intention of stopping or guiding this, anyway, as long as it is not some weird game... As for addiction?That won't affect anything.

Han Wei's thoughtfulness in handling affairs is not limited to this. Of course, it may also be due to the special think tank behind him. Anyway, he contacted Du Kang soon, saying that he could use this ID card to get a corresponding phone card or even a bank card. Ask if there is any need, and we can handle it together.

After all, in modern times, if you want to use your mobile phone fully and conveniently, at least in Huaguo, you absolutely cannot do without a phone number bound with your ID card. Inconsistencies in the bound ID cards lead to various problems.

The emergence of this kind of binding has both advantages and disadvantages. The advantage is to prevent theft as much as possible, track down various fugitives, and so on.Cons... It is certain that personal privacy is easy to leak, but this thing basically does not exist in the first place, and the phenomenon of selling privacy in China has long been common and even rampant.

For example, if you buy a house in a certain real estate, you will be bombarded by various decoration shops and electrical appliances stores in a short time. The time may be between one and a few years, and it may even be based on the progress of the decoration. ... As for who sold it, do you have to ask?
But ordinary people don't have that much time and energy to deal with this matter, and it is difficult to find corresponding evidence, not to mention that even if it is found, the price will be the same as if it does not exist for those people.

In short, this point is really necessary, so Du Kang agreed.

However, it will take some time for relevant items to be delivered. According to them, face recognition and fingerprint authentication data will be entered when this is involved. Naturally, there is already a mature system for people, but this time It's a cat...some tests are needed to prevent any problems.

This is a preview. After all, not all gods like to exist in human form. If they are really given ID cards and various corresponding rights, then this will have to be resolved sooner or later.

After the temporary contact here, Du Kang finally started to pack his luggage. He doesn't know how long he will be out this time... After all, it is very likely that he will sleep on the way and replace him once, and then he will have a new one. where you want to go.

But there is no need to bring a lot of clothes, because for Du Kang, he doesn’t have to worry about the temperature in different regions. He can now wear a cotton jacket in the hot summer on the streets of more than 40 degrees, and he can also wear it in the extreme cold of tens of degrees below zero. The area is naked.In the face of enough spiritual power, the weather is no longer a factor affecting clothing, it just depends on his own preferences.

Of course, it's two different things to be able to do what you can, and to do what you do. Du Kang doesn't have any hobbies that have become a freak in people's minds. Those are just two extreme examples.

In the end, he just brought two sets of change of clothes and some bits and pieces of necessary items such as data cables, and carried a backpack. When the time was about to come, today's teaching at the North Guangxi Anomaly Investigation Branch was over, and it was announced to suspend for a while. Time, after assigning homework, he took Xiaoxuan out the door, called Didi, and went straight to the high-speed rail station.

Xiaoxuan, who went out in this way for the first time, was curious about everything. When he came, he flew in the sky with Du Kang for most of the journey. Although he walked on the ground when he was shopping in the vegetable market, it didn't take long, and he felt a sense of novelty. Naturally, it won't pass so quickly, and I am full of curiosity and doubts about everything... I am a cat in the first place, and my nature is uncontrollable.

Fortunately, the good self-management made him squat on Du Kang's shoulders obediently all the time, not running around, just staring around with wide eyes, and curiously asking Du Kang questions from time to time.

Fortunately, it can be said that Du Kang's casting of shielding spells does not consume spiritual power at all (the consumption is less than natural replenishment), and it is completely a matter of thought, which can almost be regarded as an instinctive thing.Therefore, in the ears and eyes of others, Du Kang is just carrying a black cat that is obediently squatting on his shoulders, without speaking or meowing, and he has no "talking to himself" or "talking to himself". Talking to cats" and other actions that are easily misunderstood.

With special certificates and special tickets, the problem of getting on the bus is basically solved. In order to solve any problems during the execution, Han Wei also specially sent someone to guide Du Kang to enter the station, take the bus, and go directly to the special passage without going through the process. Troublesome things like going through security checks or queuing up for ticket inspection.

As for an existence like Du Kang, why didn't he just fly over or do earthwork as before, but take the high-speed rail... Who knows?Anyway, Han Wei just muttered in his heart and didn't ask.

If you think about it carefully, this is probably a good thing. If it really keeps coming and going in the clouds, and you can't talk to each other and can't communicate at all, then it is really worrying.

What's worth mentioning is that it wasn't until the vehicle started that Du Kang discovered that there was no one in the entire business-seat car except him and Xiaoxuan, and according to the spiritual power, there were also abnormal investigation bureaus in the adjacent cars. The distribution of people, it is probably the first time to arrange such a thing, worrying about any accidents and doing security, exchanged seats?
Du Kang didn't care, there was no difference between someone and nobody, at most, the existence of Xiaoxuan was likely to attract some people's attention and inquiries.After all, it is expressly forbidden to bring pets on the high-speed rail, and they can only be checked in. However, if Du Kang is so ostentatious and directly brought up, it will inevitably make people think of privileges... The reality is exactly the same.

Probably it was because he was worried about any conflicts caused by this, that's why Han Wei arranged for someone... Du Kang thought.

In fact, this time was originally to bring Xiaoxuan a new experience, and to solve the ID card issue by the way. If it is really convenient, it must be Du Kang who brought Xiaoxuan to escape quickly.

"So fast, how do ordinary people do it?"

After the high-speed train was running at full speed, Xiaoxuan had a judgment in his heart based on the relative movement speed of the objects outside the window, and couldn't help asking.

"Actually, this is not the fastest. It can reach more than 400 kilometers per hour at the fastest, but because the speed is too fast, dispatchers are prone to make mistakes and cause problems, so this limits the speed." Du Kang opened his mouth and said, "Yes Power is provided by locomotives consuming electricity supplied through the catenary of the electrified railway power supply system, the science of which is…”

Xiaoxuan soon began to regret his question.

Du Kang, who has gradually become a teacher in recent days, is obviously unwilling to let go of this opportunity. He directly searched for a book on electromagnetism, and began to study it with Xiaoxuan!
God is pitiful, as a cat, Xiaoxuan never thought that he still needs to learn this kind of knowledge... Although Du Kang has tried to compare this with spiritual power, Xiaoxuan can use the spiritual power, practice it, and power it No way!
Gradually, those clear big eyes began to be shrouded in confusion again...

As far as Yueyang, the bullet train stopped at the station, and Du Kang finally stopped.

If it is said that at the beginning, he was really trying to translate electromagnetism into spiritual power, trying to make Xiaoxuan understand, but later, he started to learn it by himself.

As a person who failed several times in college physics, his physics itself is not very good, but he has an understanding of some basic principles... But now, he finds that he seems to be able to understand a little bit!And it is the kind of understanding that can be understood!

Probably because the study of spiritual power and the growth of cultivation level in turn increased the ability to absorb and receive knowledge?Du Kang didn't quite understand why something that made him want to sleep when he saw it before now seemed quite reasonable, he only knew that it was very useful.

If one really wants to get the computer that can "create spells", then knowing these principles is the most basic... It can even be said to be a drop in the ocean.

"It's possible to partner with that fat man Xu Xing to do this... It seems that he is also very interested in this." Du Kang thought about it, and when he heard the sound of the train arriving at the station, he turned his head to look, and then put his big hand away angrily and amusingly. Rubbing Xiaoxuan's head wantonly, "Get up! You've slept for so long, haven't you slept enough yet?"

That's right... Xiaoxuan actually fell asleep listening to it!
Even mountain gods can be hypnotized, but the effect of knowledge hypnosis is terrifying!
It can be seen from this that it is very normal for those students who do not understand to fall asleep in class... Is this probably a self-protection mechanism of the brain in the face of unacceptable knowledge indoctrination?
Du Kang picked up the luggage with some amusement, and got off the train with Xiaoxuan who was still sleepy. Xuan first went to the hotel to store his luggage, and then started to look around.

According to Han Wei, the official joint investigation operation will only be carried out tomorrow morning. If possible, I still want Du Kang not to act first. According to the original plan, he will serve as a suppressing presence. In this way, it is better to test the current abnormality The efficiency of the investigation bureau's joint operations, command and judgment capabilities, and... this time, according to Han Wei, some practitioners from sects will also come!

PS: Ulla!Resume fitness program starting tomorrow!
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