Immortals just want to get off work

Chapter 166 Boring, I Want to See Rivers of Blood!
"Although I don't know what the young master means by the Sea King, I think the young master must have misunderstood me."

It can only be said that he is indeed a person who has seen big scenes and done big things. Ning Caichen was only slightly absent-minded for a while, then came back to his senses, and explained to Du Kang with considerable insight.

He smiled wryly and said: "I don't know why, I have had the physique of attracting demons and ghosts since I was a child. I also often persuade them not to do evil things that harm people..."

"So, Mr. Ning still has the power to educate?"

"Don't dare to talk about the merits of enlightenment, it's nothing more than an act of self-protection..."

"Mr. Naning, how are you going to protect yourself this time?" Du Kang asked with a smile, unmoved.

Of course, it is impossible for him to believe Ning Caichen's words directly, even if it seems that Ning Caichen is not lying - the acting skills shown by Ning Caichen before are enough for Du Kang to give him this kind of "trust" , about "trust" in expression management and quick wit.

"This...although I don't know why they all came here at this time, but if it's just for self-protection..." Ning Caichen thought for a while, then sighed, "I'm just worried that they will all come together, and then We will fight as soon as we meet, in that case, even if I have the ability to reach the sky, I can't guarantee that the situation will not get out of control..."

"So, if they don't arrive at the same time, you have the confidence to solve it?" Du Kang raised his eyebrows subconsciously in disbelief.

Obviously, the gathering of Ning Caichen's former "friends" at this moment must have discovered Ning Caichen's operation of catching more than a dozen kuns at the same time... Otherwise, it would not be such a coincidence, and Ning Caichen's related skills are not bad. It looks quite skilled and powerful, but in the face of such a situation that the other party already knows, can it still play a role?

"I can't say it will definitely be resolved, but there is indeed hope... If they come together, then I can't think of any solution." Ning Caichen looked at Du Kang eagerly after speaking, the meaning was quite obvious, and he wanted to let Du Kang Help.

With his intelligence, through Du Kang's relaxed demeanor and various details, he can naturally judge that Du Kang's strength is far beyond the current situation.

"Okay, I want to see what you plan to do, let me handle the matter of their arrival one after another."

Du Kang directly agreed.If Ning Caichen can handle this situation perfectly, then Du Kang is willing to call him No. 1 in the ancient harem!
Soon, under the intervention of Du Kang using various operations such as spiritual power incarnation interference and spiritual bait, the order of the arrival of those monsters and ghosts was perfectly differentiated by Du Kang... For him, a big man with the highest combat power far beyond other , it is too simple to do this kind of thing, similar to the GM in the game.

The one who arrived first, under the observation of Du Kang's spiritual eye technique, was easily recognized as a catalpa tree with peaceful and stable spiritual power, and it was indeed not a dryad who practiced the evil way of flesh, flesh and soul.

"This dryad seems to be much stronger than you." Du Kang commented, "Speaking of which, should the dryad be said to be one or one?"

At this time, he and Yan Chixia were already sitting in a row in the next room, eating melons, and were about to enjoy a performance from Ning Caichen.Of course, he didn't just stay there. Du Kang had made enough preparations to ensure that as long as the other party didn't directly penetrate the wall and come into the room, even if they were detected by spiritual power or visual scanning, they would definitely not be able to detect their existence.

"It's a bird in human form, and a tree in tree form." Yan Chixia replied earnestly.

"..." Du Kang decided not to have fun with honest children. Sincerity is the most powerful nirvana, and it is easy to kill topics.

Looking at the appearance of the catalpa tree demon, it seemed that he had no intention of observing the surroundings for any abnormalities, and rushed directly to the room where Ning Caichen was, and broke into the room without knocking on the door. It is an unexpected pre-emptive attack, occupying the moral high ground and expressing strong condemnation.

Then she was stunned as soon as she entered the door, because Ning Caichen was painting at this time, a jade pendant was being used as a paperweight and placed on the drawing paper, and there was a dense catalpa tree on the drawing paper, and there was a beautiful woman under the tree Son, the woman's clothes and face are exactly the same as hers, and she even mentioned a poem by the way.

"Zi Rou, it seems that we haven't seen each other for a long time. Look, is there a mistake in my drawing?" Ning Caichen said suddenly.

Known as Zi Rou, the tree demon, this costume and face are exactly the same as when I saw it for the first time... What does it mean?It shows that Ning Caichen has her in his heart!

As soon as such thoughts popped up, most of the anger in Zirou's heart dissipated immediately, and she even began to subconsciously make excuses for Ning Caichen, thinking "it must be those coquettish sluts who threaten and lure you" or something.So what he said next naturally became seven points weaker, and changed to a direction that Ning Caichen could easily explain.

Ning Caichen solved it easily, completely pulled Zirou to his side, and persuaded her to leave temporarily, because he didn't want to see her in danger of being injured, and obtained some key information from Zirou's mouth, for example, this time he was hanging ten How the matter of the few kuns was exposed.

Du Kang: "..."

Yan Chixia: "..."

"Why did this happen?" Yan Chixia, who had never seen the world, asked a serious question.

"If I were to defeat a tree demon like this, I'm afraid I would be able to do it even if I used secret and forbidden techniques, but Ning Caichen...he solved it so easily?"

"Fighting is indeed not the only way to solve problems," Du Kang said, seeing that Yan Chixia seemed to have the idea of ​​studying seriously, he quickly said, "But don't learn, this method is not something ordinary people can learn of."

"Why?" Yan Chixia asked seriously.

"Can you remember the clothes and appearance of the people you met a few years ago? Can you draw them perfectly? Can you even make a poem that fits the artistic conception in a short time?" Du Kang asked back.

"...Poverty Dao can't do it, but if it's good for slaying demons, Poverty Dao can learn." Yan Chixia answered seriously after thinking carefully.

"It's not a question of learning or not..." Du Kang shook his head, "The reason why Ning Caichen was able to solve it so easily was because he grasped that the tree demon named 'Zirou' was a young man." , and based on this, a special attack strategy was formulated, and the results were naturally remarkable.

Can you understand?Memory, painting skills, and even poetic talent are secondary, but the most important thing is to judge what kind of character the other party is and what strategy is suitable for it.Ordinary people don't have this ability at all, and they don't have so much material to practice... because if you make a mistake in the middle, it may end with a hatchet! "

"...Can you quickly judge the combat types and habits of various monsters and ghosts, and then apply targeted combat measures?" Yan Chixia cleverly translated this matter into the field he is familiar with, "In this way, it is indeed extremely Difficult, very few people can do it...By the way, Mr. Du, what is 'Wenqing'?"

When Du Kang and Yan Chixia turned into melon-eaters to discuss Ning Caichen's performance skills, Zirou left under Ning Caichen's persuasion, and Ning Caichen quickly removed the paper, brushes, etc. All put away.

Du Kang didn't tell Ning Caichen who the next monster was going to be, or what its characteristics were. Ning Caichen judged it entirely from the tokens in his box, and he didn't know why the monsters who gave him this token did it. With such an obvious reaction mechanism of "the closer the distance, the more intense the reaction", isn't this the time for Ning Caichen to prepare?
Wait, could it be that... is this intentional?Did they do this knowing that Ning Caichen would make corresponding preparations?Just to deceive yourself?

Not so much, right? !
Du Kang, who was aware of this, felt his scalp tingling. Is there such an operation method?Ning Caichen didn't see anything special about it, did he?

The next one to come was a tiger demon, which looked very tough, and was about to slap Ning Caichen when it came up, but Ning Caichen grabbed that hand with his backhand...Grab it!

"This... Ning Caichen is not a mortal, but a practitioner?" Yan Chixia couldn't help asking, if so, it would be a little scary, because he didn't see it before!
"No, it's because the other party couldn't bear to hurt him, and then withdrew his strength..." Du Kang stared at the next development of the situation with dead fish eyes, and already lost his desire to watch.

Sure enough, people didn't get together, conflicts didn't intensify, and they wouldn't lose face if they were persuaded, and then Ning Caichen prescribed the right medicine one by one. This was dividing and conquering, breaking down one by one!
In addition, they were still thinking about Ning Caichen's favor in their hearts, and they probably had the idea of ​​"Actually Ning Caichen loves me the most", and then...then they couldn't fight anymore!
When the Shura field is cracked, the situation of blood flowing into rivers will not appear, and Aquaman's top performance will naturally come into play.

Boring, I want to see blood flow into rivers!
Du Kang glanced to the side and saw Nie Xiaoqian who was approaching quietly, the corners of her mouth curled up a bit, covering her so that no one else could find her existence.

When a small fish caught by PUA discovers that Neptune is secretly catching more than a dozen kuns, and shows various targeted methods, what will they think?
Du Kang was a little curious, so he did so conveniently.

Looking at Ning Caichen's room again, the tiger demon has already been persuaded by Ning Caichen with more forceful means.Although there is a saying that one mountain cannot contain two tigers, there is another saying that unless there is one male and one female... Besides, sometimes tough women actually desire to be conquered by a tougher existence in their hearts. I guess this tiger monster has that kind of character.

Another easy solution.

Du Kang had a vague premonition—that boy Ning Caichen definitely lied, how could he have any confidence, this is simply a well-thought-out plan!

Maybe, even if it is the Shura field that comes at the same time, he can completely deal with it, it's just a little bit more difficult?

With such thoughts in mind, after the tiger demon left, Du Kang first let one of A Piao go there, and before that A Piao was persuaded by Ning Caichen, he let another one go.

Then--

Ah Piao No. [-] (sneering): "Hehe, it seems that I came at the wrong time."

Ning Caichen (holding Ah Piao No. [-], seeing this, opened his other hand): "No, you came just in time!"

Du Kang is fine, he has seen this famous scene a long time ago, although he didn't see it with his own eyes, but at least he had some preparations and psychological expectations, and Yan Chixia has become more and more silent... I don't know if it was Ning Caichen's means Surprised, I am still thinking about how to learn this god-level skill that can easily deal with demons and goblins and get beautiful girls.

In the next wave, Du Kang didn't give one to the other, and directly let the two go at the same time.

Ning Caichen: "Stop beating! Stop beating you! You are all my heart!"

In the next wave, Du Kang, who did not believe in evil, let the three of them go at the same time.

This time it was not as explosive as last time, and they didn't even fight.Probably because the triangle has formed a stable relationship, no one wants to be out first, and no one wants to make Ning Caichen disgusted first, so they form cliques with each other and want to kick the third out first, and they directly come up with " The complex organizational relationship of three people and four groups".

Ning Caichen used an extremely dangerous solution - lamented that he didn't want to see them do this for him as an ordinary person, so he planned to hit the wall and commit suicide.

This statement was naturally rejected by stern words. Although theoretically speaking, after people die as ghosts, they can be with Ning Caichen forever, but there are conditions for people to turn into ghosts, and they can imagine it. If Ning Caichen really After death, the relationship with them will definitely never return to the way it was before.

So... it was solved again.

Seeing this, Du Kang already knew how it would end.

"Want to learn?"

Du Kang patted Yan Chixia on the shoulder and asked.

He has been analyzing the situation. As an old bookworm, he is very familiar with the classic Shura field plot in the harem novels. Naturally, he can see how the situation is going, and Ning Caichen can solve it.

"I can't learn." The honest boy finally realized his limit.

"Very good, if this kind of thing is a little careless, there will be no bones left. Besides, it is morally unjustifiable, so don't learn it even if you can learn it. In the future, when you fall in love, talk about it carefully, and don't engage in those miscellaneous things." Du Kang Nodding, recalling the original purpose of my visit this time, it seems to be love counseling?
This should be considered a duty, right?I just don’t know whose class it’s replacing… Wait, is it Zhuge Liang’s?If the master doesn't teach, let me teach?Who do you think you are!
Du Kang was speechless, but he had no intention of asking Ning Caichen for a salary.Acquaintances, plus being a poor Taoist priest, there is nothing to pay, and there is no need for that.

Furthermore, watching such a wonderful performance of Neptune is considered a long experience, let's take it as the fare.

then……

"Young Master Du, you have seen this situation so thoroughly, so you have rich experience, right?" Yan Chixia asked suddenly.

Du Kang: "???"

"I changed my mind, give me the money!"

……

Just after waking up, the opened eyes were a little hazy, Ning Caicheng felt as if he saw an extremely familiar face, and then heard a sentence.

"Are you awake? Congratulations, the operation was successful, you are already a beautiful girl!"

"Um... eh? Um!"

Ning Caicheng sat up in an instant, stretched his hands under the quilt, and breathed a sigh of relief. When he recovered, he looked to the side and said helplessly, "Why did you come so early?"

"Because I care about you."

"Huh!" Ning Caicheng shivered, shrank back, and tightened the quilt, "Sorry, I'm straight!"

"Don't get me wrong, what I care about is not you, but what's on you." Du Kang smiled slightly.

"It sounds more likely to be misunderstood, okay?!" After Ning Caicheng finished speaking, he realized that the direction Du Kang was looking at... It seemed that it was not his face, but the top of his head?
After realizing this, Ning Caicheng's scalp felt a little numb for a moment, as if he suddenly felt something pressing on the top of his head.

"Gulu... is there really... really something?" Ning Caicheng swallowed, and asked in a low voice, stuttering.

"Of course, it's pretty."

Du Kang looked at the familiar Nie Xiaoqian, who was illusory and weak to the point of no consciousness, and nodded.

PS: Ulla!
　Ah Meng's gym plans to reopen, today I practice my legs, I'm so tired...

　　
　
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