Immortals just want to get off work

Chapter 167 The boys are thinking about how to make each other call daddy
"Beautiful? What is it?" Ning Caicheng was startled by Du Kang's words and asked quickly.

"It's a fish you caught before, but now it's about to evolve into a kun." Du Kang shook his head and said, "Tsk tsk... I didn't expect you to be the ultimate sea king before."

After confirming that the one floating above Ning Caicheng's head was Nie Xiaoqian, Du Kang naturally confirmed Ning Caicheng's past life identity.

No wonder the names and appearances are so similar, and the feelings are reincarnation?It seems that the nickname of Undead Knight is not wrong, which once again confirms the rule of "only wrong names, no wrong nicknames"!

However, the gap between the past life and the present life...

Du Kang looked at Ning Caicheng with a little sigh.

In his previous life, the ultimate sea king, he caught more than a dozen kun with a fishing rod in his hand, and he could come and go freely.

The innocent boy in this world was almost hooked by the female sea queen, his confidence was almost lost, and it would be difficult to fall in love after no accidents.

The contrast between the front and the back is too great, it is simply two extremes!

"Ah? Don't slander, okay?" Ning Caicheng naturally couldn't understand what Du Kang was talking about, "How can I be considered a sea king? The fish caught by the sea king is almost the same! When have you ever caught fish?"

"Actually, it's almost the same. After all, you didn't have any losses in it, and you didn't even find out about any monetary consumption... If you talked about these three paragraphs at the same time, then you wouldn't be caught in the pond." Fish, it's not a spare tire anymore, but you are trying to catch them."

Du Kang said with a smile: "If you can't lick one, you're licking a dog, but if you lick all three at the same time, you can't get your hands, isn't it Aquaman?"

"Hey, what you said sounds reasonable."

Ning Caicheng was taken aback for a moment, because he didn't find any flaws in it, and remained silent for a while, probably because he was really thinking about the feasibility of such a thing, and then sighed again: "Oh, what a pity, such a thing I still can't do it, I feel guilty, I won't be the king of the sea in this life."

"Indeed." As a buddy, Du Kang naturally knew that Ning Caicheng's words came from the heart, and looked at Nie Xiaoqian floating above Ning Caicheng's head, and comforted him, "Thinking of the best, at least your undead knight The nickname can be implemented."

Ning Caicheng: "???"

"What do you mean?"

"Literally, undead, knight." Du Kang raised his chin, "It's just that you can't see it now, do you want me to help you and let you see your future wife?"

"...Really?" Ning Caicheng gradually felt that something was wrong. Before that, he thought Du Kang was playing tricks on him!
"Of course, it's just a Piao." Seeing Ning Caicheng trembling in fright, Du Kang comforted him for the sake of the brothers' future happy life as husband and wife, "It's okay, it's very beautiful, it must fit your XP, but it doesn't matter. Knowing if it will squeeze you dry!"

"This doesn't sound like nothing is going on at all!" Ning Caicheng quickly took out his phone.

"Your reaction doesn't look like you're in a panic." The corner of Du Kang's mouth twitched slightly, "I've already taken out my mobile phone to post to Moments, don't blame me for not reminding you, Xiu Enai died quickly."

"It's not Moments! Can I post Moments twice a year?" Ning Caicheng operated his mobile phone and opened Taobao, "What do I need now? The original Tao Te Ching? Or the jade pendant consecrated by Buddha? How about the black donkey's hoof, Does it work?"

"Are you sure you can buy the first two online? Punishment, you kid. As for the third one, the black donkey's hooves are to prevent zongzi!" Du Kang rested his forehead and sighed, "Are you sure you don't want to take a look first? It's really beautiful, so don't you make a lot of money?"

"Hmm... what you said seems to make sense." Ning Caicheng paused, raised his head, and decided to ask for professional advice, "Then what should I buy? Cow's tears, or willow leaves stained with dew? I remember reading it before. It is mentioned in some folklore that you can see things that ordinary people can't see with these!"

"Dogs can still see things that humans can't. Why don't you change a pair of dog's eyes?" Du Kang choked on him, waved his hand past his eyes, and hit him with spiritual power, "Look up, see for yourself!"

Ning Caicheng raised his head subconsciously...then froze.

Nie Xiaoqian is not directly attached to Ning Caicheng's body, but is similar to using his position as a marker point, so that he can follow him at all times. The main form of expression is floating in the area above, and will not follow Ning Caicheng. Move your head up, thus avoiding the situation of "top card vision" operation.

At this time, Nie Xiaoqian was wearing an ancient dress, with a bumpy figure, long hair like a waterfall, and the appearance of a Sleeping Beauty, Ning Caicheng couldn't help swallowing.

He stretched out his hand, slowly reached out, and then... directly passed through.

"Help, help, help!" Ning Caicheng jumped up and wanted to push Du Kang to run.

Naturally, this was unsuccessful, even if Du Kang did not assume the Zamabu posture, but stood in a relaxed state.He also failed to push Du Kang in the slightest.

"Don't make a fuss...I've seen it a long time ago and I'm still here, which means I'm not afraid of her being a monster..." Du Kang signaled Ning Caicheng to calm down, "Why is this kind of reaction, don't you like it?"

"That's Ah Piao!" Ning Caicheng said with wide-eyed eyes.

"Yeah, what's the matter, didn't you say before that the era of spiritual recovery has come and you have already started the road of cultivation, are you ready to set foot on the pinnacle of life?" Du Kang spread his hands, "I thought you were already prepared."

"Is there a possibility? I'm just talking casually..." Ning Caicheng resolutely admitted, "I'm still young, I'm still strong, and I can do it eight times a night! I don't want to be drained!"

"You can lie to your brother, but don't lie to yourself," Du Kang sneered, "Also, you are only worried about being squeezed out!"

"Of course, who is not afraid of being squeezed dry? Are you not afraid?" Ning Caicheng said quite confidently.

"Theoretically, I need to be afraid, but in reality, this kind of situation is impossible." Du Kang said, "Besides, why don't you just practice? I have quite a lot of exercises here, and there is always one that is suitable for you. you."

"Okay, then please find out if there is any great joy and joy..." Ning Caicheng said in a lower voice, because seeing Du Kang's serious expression, he realized that he was not joking at all.

"Really?"

Du Kang didn't answer, but directly pointed to Nie Xiaoqian floating above Ning Caicheng's head: "If it's not true, then please use your undergraduate degree to press the line. The university failed [-] courses of knowledge, starting from science How to explain this phenomenon?"

"What's wrong with failing 13 courses? Didn't you graduate smoothly?" Ning Caicheng raised his chest proudly, "This may be some kind of holographic projection technology, but the projection equipment has been made to the micro-molecular level so it cannot be seen by the naked eye. It’s just observation... Well, compared to science fiction, I decided to choose fantasy, foster father, please give the child exercises!"

"On the road!"

Du Kang is happy.I heard rumors that "Boys are thinking about how to be each other's father", let me clarify here, this is not a rumor.

However, he did not directly list the exercises for Ning Caicheng to choose, but first asked with interest: "Why do you choose fantasy over science fiction?"

"It's worth asking, is science fiction something that people like me who have no brains and no money can play and enjoy? This has been verified countless times in my past education process. If you can do it, if you can’t solve the math problems, you can’t do it... At least there is still a chance for fantasy, the power belongs to yourself! What if I am really a genius in practice?” Ning Caicheng gave a set of quite reasonable analysis .

"It's quite reasonable." Du Kang nodded, "Then what kind of exercises do you want, what kind of joy do you really want?"

"Damn it, do you really have it?" Ning Caicheng exclaimed, then shook his head quickly, "Let's save it for someone who is destined, as for the exercises... Let me think about it, is there any kind that you don't need to practice by yourself, just hang up the machine? Can you practice on your own?"

"Yes, but don't think about it, you are not suitable." Du Kang said.

In fact, the set of kung fu practiced by Du Kang himself was bestowed by Guan Yu, which perfectly met the needs mentioned by Ning Caicheng.

It’s not that Du Kang is stingy and unwilling to let Ning Caicheng practice this exercise—the problem is that this exercise is quite dependent on aptitude, and it will greatly slow down the cultivation speed that should be possessed. was relegated to third class.

And the reason why Du Kang was able to remain at the level of a top genius after his cultivation speed was reduced... is that his aptitude is so good that it has surpassed the top genius by far. Apart from this, there is also a card bug operation that travels through time to speed up his cultivation.

In the current environment where the spiritual energy is recovering, on the premise that there are no sequelae, the faster the cultivation base is improved, the better the treatment can be obtained.Although he is said to be a buddy, and even jokingly referred to as foster father, it is impossible for Du Kang to be a nanny to provide help throughout the whole process like his father, so Ning Caicheng still has to rely on himself after all, and naturally it is impossible to use the set of Du Kang's practice.

Ning Caicheng is a smart person, except for his slowness in studies and dating girls, he can easily think clearly about these things, and the previous one was purely with the mentality of giving it a try, so he quickly Made the right choice: "Father! Then help me choose a suitable one!"

Regarding the matter of cultivation, he can be said to be able to understand the six senses of the seven senses-he knows nothing, so naturally it is best to leave it to Du Kang to choose, anyway, he believes that Du Kang will not harm him.

"Fuck off, you're still addicted!"

Du Kang said angrily, shook his head, and recalled the exercises he knew, "It's better to practice the Vajra and Longevity Kung Fu first. Practicing the Vajra Kung Fu during the day and the Longevity Kung Fu at night can be regarded as laying the foundation. When you officially set foot on the Let's talk about the cultivation method after the road of practice... These two sets are for adjusting the body mechanism and can be practiced all the time.

Your previous body must have suffered too much. Although this Apiao has recently laid the foundation for you and improved your body, there are still many shortcomings. "

The exercises that can be selected and promoted by the above are naturally universal, similar to gymnastics for elementary and middle school students, as long as there are no special reasons, they can generally play a role in exercise. Ning Caicheng does not have any special physique, so he chose this famous school There is no better way to practice decent family heirloom exercises.

"I made it up because I stayed up late at work, not to reward myself!"

Ning Caicheng clenched his phone tightly, and was going to clear his browsing history and those treasures when he went back... There was an Apiao, so of course he had to bear the pain to part with it, in case the society died.

As for the real reason for his lack of health?Of course, it is a combination of the two. If the work pressure is high, you must find a way to relax. The more you relax, the greater the pressure, and it will directly lead to a vicious circle.

After all, Ning Caicheng quickly changed the subject, looked up at Nie Xiaoqian again, and found that she was still in a state of sleeping with her eyes closed, and finally couldn't help asking the question she wanted to ask a long time ago: "So, this one Ah Piao...why did she do this?"

"What do you think is the reason?" Du Kang asked back.

"Uh... According to the usual routine in novels and movies, it should be that I helped her at some point, and then forgot, she was grateful and came to me to repay her kindness?" Ning Caicheng answered after thinking for a while.

"Why don't you say that after seeing your appearance, she fell in love with you so much that she decided to make a private life with you?"

"Although I do have that level of good looks, I'm actually more eager to have a deep relationship, rather than being born because of superficial excellence... Well, if it's true, it's not unacceptable..."

"Then I felt that people and ghosts decided to turn you into A Piao to stay together forever."

"That's not necessary!" Ning Caicheng refused again and again, feeling that he hadn't experienced the beauty of the world much and there was no need to become a Piao so early, and then he smiled and asked, "Father, what are you doing?" Just say it straight! I know you do!"

It is not only women's clothing that has the attribute of "only zero and countless times". The same is true for words like "foster father" and "father".

"Didn't I tell you before?" Du Kang smiled, summed up the story between Nie Xiaoqian and Ning Caichen, and said, "You used to be a Neptune, and you gave her to PUA to the point of being completely divorced." Don't blame you, let me think about it, it seems to criticize the appearance and figure first, and then criticize the value of existence... Tsk tsk, it's quite ruthless."

Ning Caicheng: "..."

Silently raising his head and taking another look, Ning Caicheng only felt that the beautiful Ah Piao suddenly became a little scary.

"Hahaha, what was it before, how could I have such abilities? You must be joking, unless it is a vulgar plot that has committed crimes in the previous life and paid for it in this life? My previous life couldn't be so bad, hahaha, having said that, I It's called Ning Caicheng, this is another female Ah Piao, I can't be Ning Caichen in my previous life, and then this is Nie Xiaoqian, right? Hahaha..." Ning Caicheng smiled and couldn't help laughing.

As we all know, according to the law of conservation of smiles, smiles don't disappear, they just transfer to other people's faces.

Du Kang smiled, raised his eyebrows slightly, and praised in amazement.

"You can even guess it by mistake?"

Ning Caicheng was silent for a long time after hearing the words.

"Impossible, absolutely impossible!" Ning Caicheng looked around, as if looking for a bowl of white rice to slap on the table.

"It's impossible, just ask the person involved directly? Oh, no, it's A Piao." Du Kang raised his hand, and the spiritual energy from all around was gathered and instilled in the direction of Nie Xiaoqian.

He is still very curious, and has a kind of interest in listening to gossip among people who eat melons.
What happened after I left that year, why did Ning Caichen reincarnate?Why was Nie Xiaoqian first to appear next to Ning Caicheng?Where did the other dozen kun go?
PS: Ulla!
　Ulla!
　　
　
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