Immortals just want to get off work

Chapter 189: A Daughter Gets a Husband, Can Dogs Ascend to Heaven?

"Would you believe me if I said it just happened to have the same first and last name?"

Lu Dongbin and Zhiyuan shook their heads together, and the servants beside them were at a loss.

"Then you can just take me for the time being." Du Kang chose not to argue meaninglessly.

When people believe in one thing, even if there is obvious evidence to the contrary, most people will subconsciously find various excuses to maintain their existing views. This is a phenomenon based on "preconceived ideas". The so-called "spreading rumors with one mouth, dispelling rumors and running away" is basically the same reason.

Not to mention that Du Kang couldn't come up with any strong evidence to prove that he is not the God of Dionysus. He can only say that he feels that he is not... This convincing power is so convincing that the author who can only keep [-] full attendance a day in peacetime suddenly yelled Wanting to prove himself every day, the pigeon suddenly rolled up?It doesn't make sense, no one believes it at all.

Of course, Du Kang wouldn't do this kind of thing. With his code word speed, [-] changes per day during the serialization period is not much... After all, he is a man who can save several books in advance, and now he has Xiaoye. This is not a big deal at all if it is a "computer savvy who can code by itself".

In short, since the explanation is likely to have no effect, Du Kang simply did not explain it. Anyway, it will not hinder what he is about to do, but it will have a certain promotion and convenience effect.

"Then... I wonder if Dionysus, you are going to..." Lu Dongbin respectfully wanted to ask Du Kang why.

"On weekdays, I don't like others to call me by my god's name directly, so I just need to call me Mr. Du." Du Kang corrected the address to the one he is familiar with, and then he was not in a hurry to say his purpose, but instead asked, "You guys A servant, a monk, and a magic weapon specially used for fighting, is it for a troublesome evil monster?"

"Young Master Du is right." Lu Dongbin nodded immediately.

"I came here also because of that monster." Du Kang smiled, "I think you both have understood by now, that monster is not a monster transformed from a mortal creature, but the Roaring Dog sitting down by God Erlang?"

"The eminent monk Tongming has already explained the reasons, including the identity of this Xiaotian dog." Lu Dongbin replied.

"I am the owner of the Xiaotian dog, entrusted by Erlang God, to catch the Xiaotian dog and prevent it from committing a big mistake." Du Kang then fully confessed his reasons in the future.

As soon as these words came out, I saw that Lu Dongbin and Monk Zhiyuan suddenly realized - who didn't know Erlang's supernatural powers, if his family's Roaring Dog descended to the earth without permission, how could he not know, and how could he allow him to recklessly cause harm to the world and fall into the truth?There should have been a charter for handling it.No, is Du Kang here?

In fact, in the final analysis, Erlang Shen's reputation is too good, so people will have this basic impression, thinking that he will definitely take action to deal with it, or even kill his relatives righteously.

If it's someone else, then it's not necessarily true. Don't you see how many gods' mounts or monsters related to gods in "Journey to the West" do harm to the world?In the end, it was taken back, at most scolded and hit a few times. In the end, this is the benefit of being organized and following... Of course, this all happened abroad, and Tang Seng came out of Dongtu University. The youkai that Tang just started to meet.

Speaking of this point, there is another interesting thing. In order to let the Tang monk go to the west to learn some Mahayana Buddhism, the Buddha said that the Tang Dynasty in the East was rich in resources and dense in population, full of deception, unfaithful, unfilial, benevolent and unrighteous, and committed endless crimes... ...As soon as Tang Seng left the east and walked west, good guy, the monsters along the way were more powerful than each other, bigger than each other, and caused more evil than each other!

The closer you get to the so-called Western Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss, the more monsters and ghosts do harm everywhere, and even many monsters you encounter are related to the Buddha's family. The most outrageous place is Shituoling at the foot of Lingshan Mountain. They are all dishes, and even the well-informed Monkey King was shocked when he first saw it.

Then what?The Green Lion Spirit and the White Elephant Spirit directly put down their butcher knives and became Buddhas and mounts of Bodhisattvas, and the Dapeng even directly became the Dharma protector on the Tathagata throne... As for Shituoling, who remembers it?

Then I was thinking about it carefully... What kind of scriptures did this Tang monk go to Xitian, and what did he do?Are the facts really as in "Journey to the West"?
Of course, this is something that will be discussed later, and it is not yet time to vote for a monthly ticket and listen to the next chapter to break it down, so let's turn the topic back to the present.

After Du Kang expressed his intention, he naturally joined the group. Naturally, the servant could not have any objections. As the person in charge of inviting people, the more powerful the gods and monks invited , the more he can increase the success rate of solving the monster, the more rewards he can get at that time.

As for a change of mind, ask Du Kang or Lu Dongbin, or monk Zhiyuan to practice exercises, and then practice in secret. After 30 years in Hedong and 30 years in Hexi, everyone will be amazed. It is impossible for things to happen to him... that is the decisiveness and overall situation that only the protagonist can have.

If he was young or young, he might still have such an idea, but now he is middle-aged... Even if it is in the modern age where information is developed and an ordinary person can have access to all kinds of important information, a It is rare for a middle-aged person to be decisive enough to give up his current life and fight for a future with no certainty, not to mention that he is still in an environment where information is extremely blocked in ancient times, so the possibility is even smaller .

The younger you are, the more daring you are, because you have no worries and have not experienced many unforgettable failures.But most middle-aged people are different. There are a lot of things such as family, relatives, salary, and life pressure on their shoulders. Even if a seemingly good opportunity is in front of them, not everyone dares to take a gamble. Yes, because if you lose the bet, you will be doomed.

Young people are just the opposite. They don’t have so many worries, they don’t have so much to look forward and backward, and they have enough chances to start again if they fail... It’s easier to break through when it’s time to break through.

Therefore, try to advise people not to enter the factory when there are other roads. The entry here refers to the kind of assembly line factory that is "highly repetitive", "basically requires no thinking", and "no technical difficulty". Extremely high-intensity mechanical labor will destroy a person's creativity and various passions faster than time. Even learning to cook and get a haircut is much better than this.

When thinking diverged, a group of people came to Wang's house soon.

After the servant of the Wang family explained, Wang Yuanwai's husband and wife, father and son, mother and others rushed out to welcome them. It can be seen that there was a certain degree of urgency. After the situation got worse, the newly invited people should think about it first, otherwise, wouldn't it be bad if they invited a bunch of incompetent people?

But they obviously didn't think of this, or they thought of it but there was no other way, and they couldn't say anything about the test in advance, so as not to offend the master, so the king said tactfully: "I want everyone to know , that monster is really not an ordinary monster. It can set fire to all the bricks and tiles of the house out of thin air, and after a while, nothing will happen. It is also invulnerable, and it can blind people at will..."

"It doesn't matter, we already know the heels of this monster, and we can definitely subdue it." Monk Zhiyuan immediately confirmed the ticket, guessing that he was a little happy to be called by an eminent monk... Thinking about it, on weekdays, with his appearance and posture, he must have It has nothing to do with eminent monks at all.

Although there is a saying that people should not be judged by their appearance, most people's first impression is based on their appearance... It's the same as putting a fairy-tale Taoist priest and a monk who is too fat to walk on you. In front of you, which one is an expert, unless you have a rebellious or gambler mentality, most people should choose the former.

Wang Yuanwai was taken aback when he heard the words. Originally, he said these words in order to let these people retreat in spite of difficulties if they have no skills. Don't want to hurt their lives or lose face for no reason. I really did not expect to get such an answer. .Seeing Monk Zhiyuan's self-confidence, he felt a little excitement in his heart, and immediately asked: "Ah? The eminent monk already knows the monster's heel? I don't know what kind it is, why hasn't it shed its fur?"

"Of course I know." Monk Zhiyuan told what his master, Monk Tongming, said, "That monster is the Roaring Sky Dog under the God of Erlang, who came down to the world without thinking, and that Miss Wang is the reincarnation of a tigress. In my previous life, I probably did have some relationship with Ms. Wang..."

"Ah?" Wang Yuanwai was taken aback again when he heard the words.

At that moment, Lu Dongbin thought that Wang Yuanwai was frightened by the origin of the Xiaotian dog, so he comforted him with a light smile, and said, "Don't panic, Yuanwai, even though the Xiaotian dog has a great background, Erlangshen is not that kind of conniving cronies and hounds to bully him." He is a god of common people in the world, he is extremely fair, no, in fact, he also knew that Xiao Tiangou's private descent may cause disasters, so he specially invited Mr. Du to catch Xiao Tiangou..."

"Oh... um..." Wang Yuanwai seemed a little dazed when he heard this, and anyone could tell that he hesitated to speak.

Lu Dongbin was no exception, so he asked, "I don't know if there are any other questions outside the staff? If you are worried that you won't be able to capture the Xiaotian dog, it is actually unnecessary. Mr. Du is here..."

Du Kang was not surprised that Lu Dongbin had such confidence in him. This version is definitely different—the God of Dionysus can make three bowls of wine drunk to the three realms of heaven, earth and man, and his personality strength is obviously impossibly low!
Another one, in fact, there are many gods who do not sound deterrent, and their fighting power is far higher than other gods... such as the God of Wealth.

I also forgot where it was, anyway, Du Kang once saw a question like this, can the God of Wealth beat the Dragon Arhat?
Some people may not know that the God of Wealth is actually served by several gods, and it is divided into the God of Wealth and the God of Wealth. Let alone the God of Wealth, the God of Wealth... To name two, one is Zhao Gongming and the other is Guan Yu!
Even if you bring all eighteen arhats in front of you today, you won't be able to beat them!

Not to mention Zhao Gongming, Guan Yu, the only martial sage in the 5000 years of Chinese history who has recorded the record of "taking the head of the enemy general from the army"!Where can the combat effectiveness be so low?
Many people basically learned about Guan Yu from "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms", so they thought that Guan Yu was like that, and they said "One Lu, two Zhao, three Dianwei, four passes, five horses, and six Zhang Fei"... But in fact, "Three Kingdoms· It is recorded in "Guan Yu Biography"-"Yu saw Liang Huigai, rode his horse and stabbed Liang among the crowd, beheaded and returned his head, and the generals who were unable to be the ones, so he relieved the white horse siege!"

What is this concept?There are 1 people on the opposite side lined up in an army formation. There is a person on your side who saw the cape of the opponent's general from a long distance, and then suddenly rode a horse and single-handedly killed the opponent's general from the front to the center. Kill it!
Even if it is to break into 1 pigs, find one and stab it to death, and then break out, it is probably impossible for a lot of people to do it, let alone kill a famous general in a well-trained army and then get out.

This is not Wu Sheng, who is Wu Sheng?

Maybe he can't compare with some generals in terms of military strategy, but in terms of individual force value in official history, Er Ye is a well-deserved martial saint. First, there is no problem with this!

Cough cough, strayed again, let's talk about it.

However, after the king heard what Lu Dongbin said, he quickly explained: "It's not that I don't believe in the abilities of the masters...but I want to ask, is the identity of this Xiaotiangou...true?"

Lu Dongbin felt a little strange when he heard the words: "Naturally, it is true...why do you pay attention to this?"

"Um, this... this..." Wang Yuanwai seemed more and more hesitant, and wanted to speak several times, but it still seemed a little difficult to say.

Du Kang naturally noticed this, and immediately frowned... Wang Yuanwai's reaction made him think of a possibility.

"If outsiders have any concerns, you can speak up directly." Lu Dongbin was still at the stage of just embarking on the road of cultivation at this time, naturally not as experienced as Du Kang, and he did not see any clues at all, and persuaded him earnestly.

"This...it's a little difficult to say, but..." Wang Yuanwai considered it again, and then asked in a low voice, "This demon... this Xiaotiangou said before that if my daughter is betrothed Give it to him, he will be able to lift our family to heaven in the future, I don’t know this..."

Lu Dongbin opened his mouth wide and froze on the spot.

But Du Kang stretched his eyebrows, secretly thinking that it was true.

This Wang Yuanwai really had the idea of ​​"one person attains the Tao, and the chicken and dog ascend to heaven"!

No, it should be "a daughter gets a husband, a chicken and a dog go to heaven"?
(End of this chapter)