Immortals just want to get off work

Chapter 190
How many people in the world do not want to become immortals?
It must be very rare...at least, before knowing that after becoming a fairy, 007 will be required.

Furthermore, to say that the god 007 is miserable is compared with the happy life of the gods that people imagined before, but no matter what, longevity, command and control, omnipotence, such a life, even if 007 continues, after careful consideration, it seems that it is not unacceptable?
Therefore, Wang Yuanwai's thoughts are easy to guess - "If one of the daughters is sacrificed, the whole family can be promoted to immortality, it is too worthwhile."

Lu Dongbin had just made his debut not long ago, and he belonged to that immature and young level. He couldn't understand why Wang Yuanwai would ask such a question...or he couldn't understand why someone would marry his daughter to a dog in order to become a fairy?

"Of course not." Du Kang replied instead of Lu Dongbin who was stunned, pouring cold water directly on the hot-headed Wang Yuan.

"No...can't you?" Wang Yuanwai asked anxiously after being dazed by the basin of cold water.

"Hehe... If that Xiaotian dog has the ability to do this, Buddha, I will wrap myself in this painting today and burn it to pieces!" Monk Zhiyuan said with a sneer, "A mere dog that can't be transformed into a human form so far, how can it be qualified to take your whole family to be promoted to heaven?"

"With the status of Xiaotiangou, it is naturally not enough."

Du Kang's judgment is not based on the fact that Xiaotiangou has no way to transform into a human form so far, but what Xiaotiangou has to do-in future generations, this matter is equivalent to a horse boy who is good at handling affairs under the bureau chief and his sister's father-in-law.

Even if the director is a big corrupt official, he might not dare to do such a thing, okay, let alone his director is still a well-known and honest official!

It can be seen from this that this roaring dog is definitely trying to cheat the marriage... Well, a pure scumbag!
But what's the reason why it hasn't really succeeded so far?
"Since that's the case, I'd like to trouble you all to invite him to leave for me... I will offer you gold and silver, I am very grateful!" Wang Yuanwai quickly made up his mind after struggling for a while.

How else can someone be an outsider?This cheek is unusually thick, as if those words before did not come from his mouth at all.

They came to the door of Miss Wang's boudoir together. Monk Zhiyuan glanced at Du Kang several times along the way, as if he was ready to say something but didn't dare to say it.

"Is there anything you want to say?" Du Kang noticed this and asked him.

"Uh...wine...Mr. Du, forgive me. It's like this. The poor monk's master specially gave the poor monk a painting when he came to subjugate the demon. The painting is its own world. If the roaring dog gets into this painting and rolls it up, it will be wiped out in a short time...I wonder if the poor monk is still required to hang this painting at the door, so that the roaring dog can break into the painting when it is in a panic?" Zhiyuan said hesitantly.

"What you said, how can you say half and keep the other half? Since your master ordered you to use this painting to catch the Xiaotian dog, didn't he tell you that the Xiaotian dog has not caused any harm so far, nor has it really insulted Miss Wang?" Du Kang looked at Monk Zhiyuan with a half-smile.

"Although it is true that the order of the mortal world has been disturbed, it is still a regular god after all, and it is nothing more than a small punishment."

"That's true... It's just that the poor monk's master's divination method has never made mistakes..." Monk Zhiyuan muttered.

Only then did Du Kang understand that the monk Zhiyuan felt that his master had asked him to bring the painting, and had specifically explained that it must be useful, but the appearance of Du Kang made the painting he brought seem useless, so he specifically brought it up.

If Du Kang agrees to hang up, that's naturally the best. If he doesn't agree, then he has already said it in advance, and there will be no responsibility for him at that time... It's a good plan.

Of course, this is based on the premise that Du Kang is willing to be reasonable. If Du Kang is not reasonable, in fact, no matter what Monk Zhiyuan does, he can become a villain.

"It's a coincidence. I've met a person who is also very accurate in divination. I don't know which one is more accurate than your master?" Du Kang asked with a smile after he figured out the reason.

"Of course... I don't know who Mr. Du is talking about?" Zhiyuan monk just wanted to praise his master without thinking, but suddenly thought of Du Kang's identity, his mind turned back, and he decided to ask clearly before talking.

"Zhuge Liang, whose name is Kongming, is Zhongwuhou." Du Kang lightly threw out a brief introduction.

"This...of course, of course it's incomparable." Monk Zhiyuan wisely didn't carry out the children's comparison activities like "what dare my father do", otherwise his master would probably kill him righteously after returning home.

How does this compare?Of course it can't be compared, the opposite is Zhuge Liang!After all, he is a well-known immortal. His master is just an eminent monk who has attained the Tao.
"Zhuge Liang once bluntly said that there are some things that can't be counted, let alone your master?" Du Kang said, waved his hand, and opened the door.

That Yuanwai and the others actually wanted to follow at the beginning, but Du Kang directly stopped him—mainly because he was worried that Yuanwai would suddenly change his mind, and then he would be disgusted.

If it were another monster, Du Kang reckoned that it would be possible to keep Miss Wang alone, and then replace Miss Wang with a cover-up or something, let the matter continue to develop, and see how Wang Yuanwai will suffer the consequences.

But now, the main reason is that Erlang God has been promised, the rewards have been verbally predetermined, and the work is not good or hard work, so as not to let Xiao Tiangou do something bad and ruin Yang Jian's reputation.

After opening the door, I saw that in the room, Miss Wang was lying on the bed, not daring to make a sound, the curtains were hanging all over, covering her figure, but there was an extremely heavy snoring sound.

Of course, this snoring sound did not come from that delicate Ms. Wang, although girls do snore too, but it is certainly not to such an intensity that the windows seem to shake a little - it is from the Xiaotian dog.

Looking at the side of the bed, a pair of slender limbs, muscular body, short white hair, fiercely sucking fists, is lying there snoring, it seems very comfortable.

"Are you so vigilant?" Du Kang frowned, but he realized just after he finished speaking that he had already shielded himself with a barrier technique when he was far away from here. Even a monk who is proficient in perception spells would probably be hard to find easily, let alone this Xiaotian dog who is obviously not very good at spells.

After the shielding technique was lifted, the four scents that appeared in the room instantly made the short hair on the back of the sleeping Xiaotian dog stand upright, and the two ears also stood up.

While rushing over, he opened his mouth full of sharp teeth and fangs. At first glance, it even looked cold, like gold and iron, and the speed was as fast as lightning!

Speaking of the speed, tenacity and sharpness of the teeth, and the bite force of this Xiaotian dog, it is naturally extremely powerful. Countless goblins have been injured in his mouth, and even Monkey King was hit on his calf... Although it didn't cause any fundamental impact, it was also Monkey King!

Even if you take a bite while taking advantage of the chaos, you can see the tyranny of this dog.

Du Kang naturally didn't intend to use his body to test whether the teeth of this Xiaotian dog were as sharp as the legends say... Facing the momentum of the Xiaotian dog pounced on him and opened his mouth to bite, he just made a fairly simple movement.

Reach out and hold.

As a result, in the originally empty hand, an incomparably frozen Qinglong Yanyue Knife was instantly condensed.

"Wow?!" Gouzi's fierce eyes, when he saw the Qinglong Yanyue Knife, instantly became full of shock and disbelief, and then he wanted to regain his momentum in a panic... But, as mentioned before, his speed was extremely fast, and he had already rushed in front of the Qinglong Yanyue Knife!
Seeing that he was about to hit the incomparably sharp blade, Du Kang deflected the blade and slapped it with the face of the blade. He didn't come here to kill demons, but to walk the dog!If the dog is beheaded, who will he go for a walk?

Besides, although the impact of Xiaotiangou's incident was relatively bad, it did not cause any serious substantive consequences... At most it was a little reputation loss, and there were ways to make up for it later.

Otherwise, if it was time to kill, Du Kang would still be able to kill even if he didn't complete the task.Besides, for the task of walking the dog, it didn't say what kind of state the dog was asked to walk. Isn't the dog A Piao who was walking it considered a walk?

Right now, it is natural to slap him as punishment.

However, even with just this beat, Xiaotiangou couldn't stand it very well.You must know that the effect of strength is mutual. The roaring dog's rushing momentum is already strong and can't be stopped at all. Du Kang slaps it with strong force in turn. When it hits, it will naturally become stronger.

Furthermore, although the Roaring Sky Dog is invulnerable to swords and guns, it does not mean that the copper skin and iron bones can withstand the impact and vibration, and the force is transmitted directly and easily.

All of a sudden, Xiaotiangou felt as if he had bumped into the Nantian Gate, and his eyes were dark... as if he had seen Tai Nai.

When he came back to his senses, he found that he had been tied by an iron chain, and the other end of the chain was on the body of the Shuaibi who had just suddenly held the Qinglongyanyue knife.

"Who are you? Do you know whose dog I am? How dare you treat me like this?" Xiaotiangou wanted to bite off the iron chain subconsciously. Although the iron chain was lingering with aura, it didn't look like ordinary iron, but with his teeth, he naturally had the confidence that everything could be broken... But thinking of the handsome Qinglong Yanyue knife in front of him, he calmed down and prepared to move out his biggest backer.

"You bad dog, you can play the dog's power smoothly, but you don't know that I was invited by your master Erlang to catch you?" Du Kang kicked him and scolded with a smile, "Open your dog's eyes a little bit more, take a good look, can you recognize who I am?"

"..." Hearing what Du Kang said, Xiaotiangou's originally erect ears drooped in an instant, and the underpants were exposed to others as soon as it came up.
The honest Xiaotiangou is quite honest, he does exactly what Du Kang says, he stares at Du Kang twice, and finds that the more he looks, the more he looks familiar, the more he looks more confused, and the Qinglong Yanyue knife that just appeared...

The Xiaotian dog whose name suddenly popped up in his heart instantly widened his eyes, and quickly lay down. After the dog's nose took a sharp breath, he thoroughly confirmed that the tail, which was not moving at all, instantly started to spin like a helicopter propeller. He opened his mouth excitedly and rushed towards Du Kang: "Mr. Du?!"

Naturally, he didn't want to take a bite this time, but it seemed that he wanted to lick it, Du Kang immediately used an air wall to block him back: "Stop, if you have something to say, don't talk casually!"

Just kidding, it’s fine if it’s a cute kitty like Xiaoxuan, it won’t drool if you lick it anyway, and it’s also a cat girl in the future, with a customizable face and body version, but what is Xiaotiangou?
"It's really you, Mr. Du!" The moment of being pushed out made Xiao Tiangou more sure that it was Du Kang himself, and became more enthusiastic.

"Of course it's me, well, let me ask you, what's going on with this matter? Tell me from the beginning, so that other people can listen, so as not to miss something, and you can't explain it later." Du Kang saw that the Xiaotian dog was about to rush over again, so he could only turn the iron chain into a straight rod, so that the Xiaotian dog couldn't get close.

Probably because the excitement of seeing an acquaintance finally calmed down a little bit, Xiaotiangou squatted obediently, thought for a while according to Du Kang's request, and then tilted his head, looking a little dazed from his original fierce look: "Mr. Du, where should I start?"

"It starts with why you came down to earth."

"Oh, that's right. The Guanjiangkou area is really boring. The place is small and there aren't many prey. I ran all over those hunting grounds. If I killed and ate the prey every time I caught it, it would disappear immediately. So I had to catch and release the prey. As a result, those prey were really bullying the dogs. As soon as they saw me in the back, they just lay on the ground and ran without running..." Xiao Tiangou immediately began to complain.

"Then I can understand why you think of the lower world because of this... But what does this have to do with you being a domineering here and dominating the women of the people? Are you going to say that Erlang doesn't allow you to do these things so you came down to do it privately?" Du Kang narrowed his eyes.

"Of course not! She and I are indeed destined!" Xiao Tianquan cried even louder.

"What fate? Tell me clearly!" Du Kang urged impatiently.

Talking halfway is the same as breaking a chapter, it is going to be given a blade!
　Ulla!
　　
　
(End of this chapter)