Immortals just want to get off work

Chapter 193

In Du Kang's memory, there is actually not much about Erlang Shen, especially in terms of personality.

But what he can be sure of is that Erlang Shen will definitely not be irritable, and he will rarely get angry.

It's very simple, when a person's personal force value reaches the top few in the world, and his uncle is still the emperor among the gods, and his strength and status are basically full, even if his personality is irritable, others will try their best not to give him any chance to be irritable.

Because, I can't afford to offend you!

Just like the saying, "When you have power and money, you will be surrounded by good people who think about you." This is actually another similar version-"When you have power and power, you will be surrounded by obedient people."

Just because he understood this truth, Du Kang felt very strange when he saw Erlang Shen's ashen face, his spiritual power uncontrollably overflowing, and even a strange line appeared on his forehead.

Who is it and what happened to make the criminal Erlang so furious?
Doubts did not stop Du Kang from going to Erlangshen. The angry Erlangshen also calmed down after seeing Dukang and Xiaotiangou coming all the way.

"Thank you, Young Master Du, this really helped me a lot!"

"It's just a trivial matter. The dog is also very obedient. After recognizing me, he followed me back honestly and didn't cause any major trouble... I basically settled the follow-up. As for the details, I can talk about it later."

Du Kang smiled, and was not in a hurry to return the dog: "When I came, I seemed to see Erlang, you were very angry, but what troublesome things happened?"

When people are free, they like to find troubles everywhere. Du Kang hasn't experienced anything particularly interesting this trip.

The main reason is that he is really interested in being able to make Erlang look like this.

"Oh, I'm ashamed to say this..." Erlang Shen sighed.

If another person asked, he probably wasn't in the slightest mood to say it.But now, it was Du Kang who stood in front of him and asked about this matter. He just helped him find Xiaotiangou and solved a troublesome matter, and he still owes him a favor.Secondly, he probably really needs to find someone to confide in his inner troubles now, so he opened his mouth and said.

"Young Master Du also knows that I have the responsibility of being the patrol envoy of the Three Realms, but I didn't expect that there are a lot of things around me that have not been investigated. If I am not righteous, how can I have the nerve to investigate others?"

"What are you talking about? It's just this time that the dog went down to earth without permission, and I found it back. There was no irreversible disturbance during the whole process. How could this incident affect... Wait, so there are other things that Erlang you didn't know before?" Du Kang suddenly realized in the middle of speaking.

"That's right. I also know that the dog is not bad and can't do anything serious, but who would have thought that my own sister..." Erlang God frowned, his face was livid, "She actually married a mortal without permission!"

"Three Virgins?" Du Kang raised his eyebrows. Is this the plot of the Lotus Lantern?

"Yeah!" Erlang replied dully, "Mr. Du, you should also know that this god can marry without permission?"

"No wonder." Du Kang nodded, suddenly realized.

As mentioned earlier, in addition to recording various things about mortals, there are actually some gossip and systems in the gods in the "Book of Sheji", which cannot be said to be completely detailed, but most of them must be included.

Here is the item about the marriage of gods. It is clearly recorded in the regulations of the heavens, that is, the legendary heavenly rules-but all gods who want to get married and have children must apply to the officials of the heavens. Only after they are approved... Whether it is a god and a god, or a god and a human.

Although it sounds like the "rule of heaven" that restricts immortals from falling in love, marrying and having children violates the "view of freedom in love" in later generations, so that in many legends, there are immortals who are severely punished for violating the heavenly rules for this, and then give rise to many epic love stories.

But strictly speaking, there is nothing wrong with this rule—if you look at it from the perspective of the overall situation.

In the "Book of Sheji", Du Kang clearly saw the discussions and comments of the gods of the society and the God of Ji on this heavenly rule——

She Shen: "Ji, what do you think of this article of heaven?"

Ji Shen: "There are advantages and disadvantages, but it is a very wise rule of heaven that small disadvantages can bring big benefits."

Society God: "I think so too... Even if the reproduction between humans is not restricted, it will reach an extremely terrifying scale, not to mention the gods whose reproductive ability is much stronger than humans? If this is released, I am afraid that the order between heaven, earth and humans will collapse in a short time."

Ji Shen: "That's the reason. There is only so much land, and there is only so much food that can be produced. If intermarriage between gods and humans is allowed, or even just between gods and gods, the food and cultivation resources that the expanding population needs to consume are by no means what the current world can bear."

Society God: "It's not just like that, even among mortals, there are ranks and ranks, and the same is true among gods, so the children of gods and gods are born gods, and the children of gods and mortals are considered gods, can they participate in the affairs of the mortal world?
If there are more and more such existences, then in the future, mortals will have a better life for their own offspring, and they will all go to gods to have children, and the relationship between mortals will become less and less. Over time, mortals will be completely replaced by gods. "

Ji Shen: "Hiss...it's really scary, this kind of subtly substituting means of replacing the whole... you guys are so dirty with tricks!"

She Shen: "It's unreasonable. I didn't do such a thing. I just analyzed the possible consequences if you don't control it. How can this be said to be my heart? I can only say that I am smart!"

Ji Shen: "You shameless old man, according to what you say, wouldn't the god who made this rule of heaven be smarter?"

She Shen: "Who told you that the gods must be the ones who made this rule of heaven? You know, even if this happened, it would not do any harm to the gods, but for human beings, it is the real strategy of transformation and extinction..."

The overall record is roughly the same. There are many similar records in the "Book of Sheji", and they also adopt many modes, such as this kind of dialogue or statement. Anyway, Du Kang read it as a storybook, involving a lot of gossip between gods and gods. Some of them, such as the present one, contain considerable truth.

But one thing is very speechless, that is what Du Kang saw in these stories. Regarding the formulation of these rules, many of them point to one or more unknown human beings, but they never say who they are.

There is a sense of deliberate fragmentation... As one of the outstanding graduates of the starting point fragmentation class, Du Kang finally experienced the feeling of being fragmented.

Damn it, one day with a knife in hand, I will kill all the dogs in the world!

Of course, as a protagonist whose intelligence has not been deliberately lowered, Du Kang would occasionally speculate whether this person might be himself... This is not narcissism or arrogance, but it makes perfect sense from a logical inference.

But this kind of speculation without any actual evidence is just to make people happy in their brains, and then that's it.After all, there is a high possibility that it is not. Wouldn't it be embarrassing if it is not?
Whet your appetite, definitely whet your appetite!
In short, in Du Kang's view, the consequences of letting go of the heavenly rule that "gods can't fall in love with gods or mortals at will, and marry and have children" are indeed dire. Thinking about it this way, it's really better to limit it—it's better to suffer for gods than for mortals.

There is one thing to say, this rule of heaven is actually somewhat in line with modern monogamy, and it is essentially to protect vulnerable groups.Of course, everyone understands everything, so I won’t go into details here, so as not to be said that “Meng Gonggong is good and very moist” and so on...

"Actually, this is not bad. After all, Mr. Du, you know that even if you don't talk about my uncle, with my strength, I can still communicate with Yuelao and make this matter a legitimate red line marriage..."

Erlang Shen said dully, looking at it like that, Du Kang estimated that if he handed over a cigarette to himself, he would start to smoke... It's pretty cool to think about it.

"Indeed, it's about your sister's marriage happiness. For such a big matter, Erlang, you must put down your face and use your relationship." Du Kang nodded and said.

Although Du Kang has never met Yuelao and doesn't know much about Yuelao, this kind of organization like "Marriage Office" can also change his perspective... Although the regulations require an application to be submitted and then strictly reviewed, it is generally difficult to pass, but who made Erlang God's status and strength here?

The nephew of the Emperor of Heaven is still one of the best Gods of War on the combat power rankings. Even if he doesn't speak, Ren Yuelao will automatically accommodate him for his sake, not to mention that Keren can take the initiative to ask for favors!

This kind of thing, ancient and modern, Chinese and foreign, among gods and mortals, is actually everywhere.Where there are people, there are relationships and favors, and gods cannot be avoided.

"That's what makes me most angry. She didn't even say a word to me, and just married that mortal who didn't know where she came from! She even gave birth to a child!"

Erlangshen couldn't help but raised his voice when he said this: "Eldest brother is like a father, how can the matter of marriage be no more than me? This matter was told to me by an outsider, and they all know it clearly, but I, the elder brother, don't know it! Mr. Du, tell me, can I not be angry when this happens?"

"That's the truth." Du Kang chose to think from the perspective of Erlang Shen, and after thinking about it, he found that it was really at the level of "hard, fist hard".

In essence, it's a bit like the San Shengmu completely regarded Erlang God as an outsider... Maybe there are other reasons for it, but it seems that it is indeed the case so far.

My parents couldn't be around because of some things since I was a child, and the elder brother alone raised the younger sister to grow up, and then rushed to rescue the mother. Finally, I can barely say that I had a happy ending, but the younger sister married and had children without telling the older brother!

Let's leave this reincarnation cycle, right?
No wonder Erlang Shen was so angry, this scene was exactly the same as what happened to their parents before!

"Really? So the more I think about it, the more angry I get. I don't want to do the things of the Three Realms Patrol Envoy anymore. I want to go and figure out my own affairs before I can talk about it..." Erlangshen suddenly started gnashing his teeth as he spoke.

"But don't let me find out that that kid tricked my sister, otherwise, even if I try to be hated by her, I will make that kid die!"

"Well, reasonable, completely reasonable!" Du Kang nodded aside.

The nature of the behavior has a feeling of a fireman who adds fuel to the fire.

Of course, it’s not Du Kang’s deliberate mischief, but that we should follow the Erlang God’s mood at this time... After all, people’s current handling method is reasonable from any point of view, and they didn’t say that if they lost their minds and lost their heads, they must first “chop up the lucky man who married the Three Virgins into scorpions” indiscriminately.

If there are other factors discovered during the period, it will not be too late to do what should be done then.

Although I know the plots of the stories about the "Lotus Lantern", these stories are not necessarily exactly the same as what happened in history, or even the details and even the results are completely opposite. It is just that there is a problem with the records... Du Kang still chooses seeing is believing.

"It's ridiculous to say that my sister and I were able to come to this world because of our parents who did the same thing. At that time, the Jade Emperor suppressed my mother under the peach mountain. I still have some resentment. Now this thing happened to my sister again. I almost want to do the same thing as the Jade Emperor did... Is this a kind of karma?"

Erlang Shen, whose anger was slightly suppressed by Du Kang's echo, shook his head and smiled wryly.

"In his position, there are some things that you can't just say you don't want to do."

Du Kang said, "Erlang, what you need to do now is to think calmly, figure out the cause and effect of the matter, and then deal with the matter according to the regulations... Speaking of which, I may be able to help you a little bit, so I will go with you, how about it?"

In any case, today, Du Kang, the melon-eating crowd, is a must!

　Tomorrow, 36 seven degrees, we will be arranged to go out for a walk...

　　I can already imagine the scene where I melt in the sun, thank you

　　
　
(End of this chapter)