Immortals just want to get off work

Chapter 194 About Erlang God Asking You to Stop Him Whether It Was Suicide or Homicide

"I was bothering Mr. Du to help me find this dog back before, but the promised reward has not been fulfilled, so why bother now..."

Erlangshen wanted to refuse, and it was obvious that he said these words not as excuses but sincerely.

After all, he was the one who told Du Kang about this matter, there would be no such thing as telling the outside world first and then "not letting the family scandal out" to prevent Du Kang from participating...then it is only because he feels embarrassed to trouble Du Kang like this.

"It's outrageous to say this in such a matter." Du Kang said in a familiar tone.

Although in personal memory it was indeed the first time he saw Erlang God, but from a factual point of view, it is completely fine to say this.

"The main reason is that Erlang, you are angry now. If you lose your logic and reason because of anger, and accidentally do something that you regret later and can't make up for, and I could have prevented this kind of thing from happening, you will feel sorry afterwards."

"In a fit of anger, don't make a decision. Mr. Du is right." Erlang Shen took a deep breath when he heard the words. His strong strength and self-cultivation over the years also allowed him to adjust his state immediately.

But looking at him like that, it's more like entering a fighting state to shield his emotions... The effect is to maintain an efficient and calm judgment like a machine in battle. It is a skill that can be developed by people who are extremely good at fighting.

As for who the imaginary enemy in this battle state is, of course there is no need to say much...Du Kang can only say that he hopes that the mortal who soaked the Three Virgins in the first hand will be a good man and will have a good marriage, after all, things have already happened.

If it is a good one, then it is nothing more than using Erlang God's relationship and face to find Yuelao to open the back door a little bit, and this matter can basically be resolved satisfactorily, and Du Kang is also confident in convincing Erlang God.

But if it wasn't... Then Du Kang appointed that he couldn't stop the angry Erlangshen, or even if he could, he wouldn't stop him. On the contrary, he might vote for it, or help out.

"But having said that, if that person is really outstanding, the San Shengmu shouldn't be hiding Erlang Shen like this..." Du Kang pondered, shook his head silently, and basically had a guess in his heart.

This is the same as a child's puppy love at home. If it's the number one puppy love in the city, it's a natural pair of men and women, and it doesn't affect the academic performance of both parties. Even if they are discovered, don't panic. If you have the confidence, you may dare to tell it. Parents are likely to be happy to see what happens...

But it would be different if he was a yellow-haired gangster, a young man with ghost fire. Everyone knew what would happen, so naturally he would not dare to tell the truth--Three Holy Mothers are very suitable for this situation at present.

"In this case, you can only trouble Mr. Du to go with me once, and there will be rewards in the future!"

Erlangshen was finally persuaded by Du Kang, and he was also a little worried that the tragedy that happened to their parents before would happen again to him and Sanshengmu, so he asked immediately.

【Congratulations, you have received a new substitute task, come and accept it~】

Du Kang suddenly saw a line of text floating in front of his eyes out of thin air, and immediately chose to accept it, and then signaled Xiaotiangou to go back to Erlangshen, which was considered to have completed the task.

If you don't do this to make the previous missions seamlessly connect with the current missions, but let Xiaotiangou go back in advance to complete the missions, it will be difficult for him to stay here. After all, he doesn't know how long he will stay after each mission is completed. This thing has no rules of judgment at all.

After borrowing the task, Du Kang also took a look at the name of the substitute in the task. Sure enough, the system gave him a very eloquent name—the substitute: Didi persuades him to fight.

This fight is not good for persuasion, persuasion should be a very dangerous thing in the gods, right?

Erlangshen kicked Xiaotiangou who ran back, of course, without exerting any strength, it just represented an attitude.Xiaotiangou also stuck out his tongue and grinned, very wisely choosing to be a well-behaved and obedient invisible dog at this time... Then he felt that what he was doing was human, oh no, licking dogs.

A smart dog should know when to do something, and if it runs to jump in front of people when they are annoying, it is probably not a kick.

After this brief exchange, Erlangshen took Xiaotiangou and flew with Du Kang to the place where the Three Virgins were. The speed was naturally fast, but Du Kang could easily follow him so as not to fall behind.

Ever since, the distance of thousands of miles is just around the corner in the blink of an eye.

Huashan—Du Kang just arrived not long ago, and he also came to a place where a national live broadcast was publicly displayed.Now he has arrived here again, only this time, there is no cable car, no tourists, only the few Taoist temples on the mountain and the mountain road that is many times thicker and steeper than the previous one.

"This is the real road of Huashan since ancient times." Du Kang said with emotion.

Among other things, just because there are not so many dry toilets, the beauty of Huashan Mountain in ancient times is far superior to the modern ones!
After sighing with emotion for a while, Du Kang began to think about other things.

Speaking of it, there is actually no connection between San Shengmu and Erlang God in theory.

Sanshengmu is one of the gods in folk myths. It first appeared in "Guang Yi Ji" in the Tang Dynasty. In it, she is the third princess of Huashan, also known as Huashan Sanniang.

As a result, the scholar's new wife found out that the scholar often went out to secretly date something, and thought he was bewildered by ghosts, so she asked a Taoist priest for a talisman, and then Sanshengmu and the scholar had a conflict.

Then, the well-known plot of "The Lotus Lantern" was formed in the late Ming and early Qing Dynasties. The content is basically that the Sanshengmu had a relationship with Liu Yanchang, and after giving birth to a child, she was pressed down by Huashan Erlang at the foot of the mountain... Please note that this is Huashan Erlang, not the Erlang God of Guanjiangkou, which means that this incident should have nothing to do with Erlang God from the beginning to the end.

It's just that the reputation of Erlang God is far greater than that of Huashan Erlang. Later, it was passed on to him, and then there were various derivatives, TV dramas, novels, etc., which made it quite chaotic.

At the same time, the Three Holy Mothers are not called "Yang Chan", nor do they have any other titles. In Taoism, they still refer to "the collective name of the three goddesses who protect women's childbirth, the Holy Mother of Zhusheng Houtu, the Virgin of Weifang, and the Holy Mother of Childbirth."

In short, if you have to entangle various legends and stories to calculate, this matter is completely messy and no one can tell. After all, the history is so long, and these are all legends and stories, not official history.

Anyway, Du Kang, who understood this, basically followed the inherent impressions derived from various previous works when he came into contact with these ancient gods.

"It's almost here." Erlang Shen's voice pulled Du Kang out of his memory.

"Huh... If I can't help but move my hand at that time, please ask Mr. Du to stop me." After Erlang Shen took a deep breath, he asked Du Kang again.

"Ah?" Du Kang couldn't help but start to twitch the corners of his eyes.

When he heard Erlangshen's words, he couldn't help but have a question in his mind—"If Erlangshen really couldn't help but make a move, and then I really went to stop it... then should this be considered suicide or homicide?"

It is of course a good habit to make a backup plan for everything and buy an insurance, but the problem is that the insurance seems to have no protective effect now!

It's like telling someone that there is a large dump truck full of dozens of tons of cargo coming at full speed, and the brakes may fail at that time, and you stand in front of the car and raise your hand to block it. It is no different from sending you to death, right?
"At that time, I have to trouble Mr. Du to make a move..." Erlangshen thought that Du Kang really didn't hear clearly, so he repeated it.

"Uh...Okay, I'll do my best!" Du Kang twitched his lips, but finally agreed.

Although he felt that he couldn't do it, since Erlangshen spoke up, it meant that he thought he was capable of doing it. It always felt weird to say that he couldn't do it or find other excuses...

Of course, Du Kang can't be the kind of person who suffers for the sake of face. What he pays attention to is that everything should be done according to his ability. He originally planned to refuse, but when he turned his head, he saw the dog Xiaotiangou who was following Erlangshen.

Stopping a speeding full of dump trucks with bare hands is definitely hopeless for an ordinary person, and generally speaking no one would be willing to pick it up, but if the task is just for ordinary people to throw a shield on the path of the dump truck, then naturally it doesn't matter.

Xiaotiangou is so strong and iron, doesn't this just have room to play?Maybe there will be a serious injury to heal and break through the limit so that the physical fitness can be further strengthened!
Anyway, it's a dog, so Du Kang has no objection.What, Gouzi himself?Xiaotiangou didn't say anything, Du Kang took it as his tacit willingness to solve problems for his master Erlangshen.

Xiaoqiao Liushui's family, the place where Sanshengmu lives has a mountainous and rural atmosphere, and there is only one family. It is not known how expensive the fee is for the scenery and scale of the farmhouse of later generations.

However, it is suitable for farmhouse entertainment. If it is placed in later generations, it will be a tourist place at most. If you really want to live for a long time, more people will still choose that kind of modern smart home house, after all, it is really comfortable to live in.

There is no special cover-up formation here, Erlangshen and Du Kang didn't specifically restrain their breath when they came over, so even if the two sides haven't seen each other visually, they already know the corresponding situation.

Such a thing as spiritual consciousness is almost like a human-shaped self-propelled radar detector.

There was only the Three Holy Mothers in the house, but the rumored "Liu Yanchang" was nowhere to be seen.

"I don't know this Erlang Zhenjun, but you are carrying out your duties as the patrol of the three realms, and you have come to arrest me and go to the heavenly court, and you have to deal with it according to the rules of heaven?" The quiet female voice in the room came out slowly, and the tone was very indifferent, but this.

Du Kang frowned when he heard this sentence, he was naturally a little uncomfortable at the first moment by the words full of yin and yang, and then he had another doubt, that is-why did the Holy Mother say such provocative words under such circumstances?
Erlang's face darkened.

Because he didn't detect the existence of that man, he had speculations such as "did he not dare to take responsibility and run away?", which reasonably aroused his anger. Now, the anger rising in his heart was almost completely ignited and exploded under the flammable and explosive gas called "yin and yang strange gas".

Fortunately, Du Kang was right next to him, which more or less played a role of isolation—just like parents would not hang their children up and beat them when outsiders were around.

Of course, at most it will be extended for a period of time. Unless something happens suddenly during this period and the lead wire can be removed directly, it should be bombed or bombed... Maybe it will be even more severe?

"Give it to me..." In a panic, Erlang Shen immediately wanted to yell at San Shengmu to let her come out, but was stopped by a hand that was raised in front of him suddenly.

Erlang looked suspiciously at the owner of this hand, Du Kang. Although he didn't speak directly, the meaning was still very obvious - "Mr. Du, I haven't lost my mind and am ready to do it."

"It seems that there is a little problem." Du Kang said using the sound transmission technique and Erlang Shen, "Let me ask first, who told you about the Sanshengmu getting married with a mortal and getting pregnant and having children?"

"It was her good friend He Xiangu who came to me specifically to talk about it. What's wrong?" Erlang was taken aback.

"Eh... Then since He Xiangu is San Shengmu's friend, why did she tell Erlang you such a thing?" Du Kang was taken aback, and his expression suddenly became strange.

"...Probably because she was worried that she would go astray, and hoped to find her way back, but she couldn't be persuaded, so she came to me?" Erlang Shen quickly found a reason that seemed plausible.

"Although it can barely be explained, but..." Du Kang hesitated for a while, and finally said it out, "According to my observation just now, it seems that the Sanshengmu didn't get pregnant and gave birth to a child?"

Erlang God: "???"

　Calvin, I didn't write it until now, with tears in my eyes...

　　
　
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