Immortals just want to get off work

Chapter 196 Erlang Breaks into the Moon Palace with a Blade

Du Kang naturally knew about the red line of Yuelao.In other words, most Chinese people should know it.

There is a book in Yuelao's hand, which is different from the "Book of Life and Death" in the hands of Yan Luowang, which records the time of everyone's life and death. This book in Yuelao's hand records everyone's marriage and marriage.

At the same time, there is a bag beside him, which contains a bunch of red threads, as long as the two ends of the red threads are tied to the feet of both men and women, no matter how far apart they are, how different their identities are, whether the relationship is good or bad , will eventually become a couple who love each other.

In fact, similar things can also be found in some foreign myths, such as Cupid's Arrow abroad. As for the details, Du Kang has never seen it anyway, so I don't know the difference.

From a functional point of view, this is actually a very powerful item that involves the law of causality. Once it is used by someone with a heart, the consequences will be disastrous.

But therein lies the problem.

First of all, such an important item, Yuelao, will definitely take strict care of it, and it is basically impossible for it to be left in the hands of others. There may be some settings such as "exclusive weapons restrict the use of this god", so it can basically be determined that if the Three Virgins are held If the red line is crossed, it should be what Yuelao did.

Secondly, Yuelao's goal is limited!
"As far as I know...the red thread in Yuelao's hand doesn't seem to be used casually on gods, right?" Du Kang asked thoughtfully.

As mentioned earlier, there is a rule of heaven, gods are not allowed to marry and have children casually, if you like a god or a person, if you want to get married, you have to report and wait for approval... This rule naturally restricts Yuelao. Edge's work service object scope.

Otherwise, Tiantiao is forbidden there, Yuelao is here to tie the knot, here the two are ready to be together under the influence of the red line, and Tiantiao fails to pass the review and call back... Doesn't that mean creating conflicts out of thin air? ?

Furthermore, generally speaking, gods are also powerful and want to save face. If they want to fall in love completely out of their own will, it's okay to say, but if they fall in love because they are drawn by Yuelao, there is a kind of manipulation. It means that, generally speaking, you definitely don't want to.

Therefore, the situation where the gods are drawn into the red line generally only occurs when the two are already in love. After reporting to the Heavenly Court and getting approval, they still want to strengthen the relationship between the two parties. Among the gods with colorful heads.

It is unheard of for San Shengmu to be signed a red line with a stranger when she is unwilling or even unaware!

Du Kang's question seemed to hit San Shengmu's anger, and she glanced at Erlang God, then said with a half-smile, "Yeah, it's normal, if it's an ordinary god, it's probably not the case, but What about me? I have no relatives. Isn't this being manipulated at will?
Oh, it seems that there was one originally, and then they were driven away on the grounds of 'I'm in a public office, so I can't get close to you', so I can only find a remote place to stay by myself..."

Du Kang blinked, and after digesting the words, he looked at Erlangshen with probing eyes.

Erlang Shen's silence allowed Du Kang to confirm the authenticity of Sanshengmu's words.

One thing to say, Du Kang had the urge to stand up and say the triptych of "I'm sorry, I can't save my farewell" and then leave gracefully... What kind of shit is this!

The reason for wanting to leave is not that this matter is difficult to solve. In modern times, this matter is generally just that the things done by an official are more dangerous, plus other reasons, so I deliberately alienated my relatives, and then The relative was bullied by another official, so he just got angry.

To be wrong, neither of the two is wrong. It is normal to have some irrational operations when the temper comes up... and the result is not very serious, which is acceptable and understandable.

The reason why Du Kang wanted to leave was that he felt a little "shattered".

Du Kang knew that gods are also human beings, so there must be some small problems of one kind or another, and it is impossible to be perfect in morality and conduct.

But this matter is somewhat unacceptable when it comes to Erlang God and Sanshengmu. After all, the two have quite positive images in various legends and stories. Who would have thought that there would be such trivial shortcomings?
"...This matter is my fault." Erlangshen finally opened his mouth, directly taking responsibility for the whole matter on himself.

"But today I came here for your important marriage, what is the red line, I will go to Xunyue Lao to ask later.

If you are unwilling, the Jade Emperor will come today and say that this is your fate, and I will cut it off for you, is that okay? "

Du Kang turned into a melon-eating crowd on the side, and at this time he didn't say a word or make a move.

To untie the bell, one must tie the bell. Of course, Erlang Shen will be the most effective in this wave. With an inclusive acceptance of responsibility and such a domineering speech, although San Shengmu has not expressed his position yet, Du Kang believes that this point between the two brothers and sisters The misunderstanding can be resolved... At most, it is a little awkward.

"It's just cutting it off, so there's no follow-up?" San Shengmu asked back.

"Follow it to the end, kill the killer, whatever you want to say." Erlang Shen heaved a sigh of relief, his tone was relaxed, but the semantics were quite domineering. He knew that this test was over, and the next step was to appease his sister... generally In other words, all kinds of requirements can be met.

The main reason is that he himself is a little guilty, because if this matter is really according to what the Holy Mother said, a large part of it is indeed his problem... This is not the time to talk about whose problem is bigger and who has the smaller problem. Protecting my sister is a matter of course, and they are not at the level of life and death.

"Okay! Then go now!"

Sanshengmu has an attitude that can't wait at all... As she said before, who is she, and her marriage is arranged so deliberately, what kind of god is she being treated like this?

Erlang Shen nodded, and was about to stand up and come directly to ask the crime.Even if the words say that they are going to the place where an righteous god who is in charge of the world's marriage affairs is located, there is no need for the slightest consideration or hesitation at all.

"Wait a minute, both of you. I still have a problem here. I wonder if I can trouble the Third Holy Mother to explain it to me. Is it too late to take action?" Du Kang spoke at this moment, stopping the two of them.

He has no objection to finding Yuelao, after all, he hasn't been to Tiangong yet, so it's no problem to be a tour guide or something.

Although the opening method of this first-time tour is a bit abnormal...it's like coming to kick the restaurant, oh no, coming to complain about service errors.

So before going, it is better to ask the cause and effect clearly, otherwise it will be embarrassing if you complain to the wrong department.

"Excuse me, Mr. Du." San Shengmu's attitude can be said to be flexible. Before that, she probably had resentment and made things difficult on purpose. Now she just hides and disappears. It is estimated that she wants to save it for later.

"First, I want to ask, this red thread, how did you realize that it was tied?" Du Kang asked.

Of course, Yuelao’s red lines can’t be tied one by one for everyone. Then Yuelao doesn’t have to do anything all day long, and just wanders around in the world. Thousands of copies... the workload can be described as huge.

The red line is essentially just a form of expression, and the actual effect is still in terms of cause and effect, so Du Kang was curious about this.

"Yuelao's red thread is in the moon palace. He directly connects the wooden plaques together, and it's fine to wear the red thread. According to common sense, I really wouldn't find that my red thread is passive, but that day He Xiangu suddenly saw that I was red. The Luan star is moving, but I have never come into contact with any possible characters at all, which made me suspicious."

The Holy Mother said: "Since then, one day I suddenly went to a place on a whim, and saw a man named Liu Yanchang, and then I had a strange thought for no reason. I asked Empress Song Zi to investigate for me, and only then did I know what was wrong."

This is one of the other reasons why gods can't use the red thread—although the red thread is a treasure of cause and effect, it will still leave traces after all. For some gods with enough strength, it is easy to detect the clues. I can really feel good about it, but when I find out that there is a red line in it, I will instantly feel malicious in my heart.

"Song Zi Niang Niang?" Du Kang frowned when he heard this familiar address.

"Although Songzi Niangniang is not in charge of the red line of marriage and cannot be manipulated, there is also a part of marriage and childbearing in power and office. It is very easy to see and find out the reasons." Sanshengmu thought that Du Kang was in I questioned whether the empress of sending children could do this.

Little did he know that Du Kang was actually just curious about who she was asking for... After all, Nuwa, Houtu, Yunxiao, Shi Yuye, etc. were all considered to be the bridegroom.

Of course, Songzi Niangniang can do the same thing as Yuelao, just like recruiting many employees for the same position, and each employee can log in to the work system to view the job content.

In terms of divine power, the Chinese divine system is quite complicated. There may be many immortals to do one thing, but this is also impossible. After all, there are so many people, and sometimes even the immortals have no skills...

If it is put in the novel of political strategy and official fighting, it is probably time to fight for power and profit, but unfortunately, judging from Du Kang's current understanding of the gods he has come into contact with, they can be said to be eager for someone to share their work responsibilities, so that they can have a vacation !
Naturally, there are dogs, but if they can be rolled for ten years or a hundred years, can they still be rolled for thousands of years, or ten thousand years?The heart of laying dead starts for a while, and from then on it is a laying flat person.

"Hmm... Then what happened to Liu Yanchang, how did he deal with it?" Du Kang asked curiously again.

"I used a little illusion to make him think that he married a fairy, gave birth to a child, and then let him go. I wanted to find out if anyone else would do other things in the future, so as to follow the vine. , It’s a pity that there is no movement yet... Maybe there will be some legends left in the future.”

Sanshengmu said, "Then I also asked someone to investigate his past life, and found that he has no special background, he should be innocent, and was used as a tool."

"So that's the case." Du Kang nodded thoughtfully. If this incident didn't really happen...then the following "Lotus Lantern" is probably a legend that appeared under the illusion mentioned by the Three Holy Mothers, conjecture?

So is there a mastermind behind this incident, or is there another reason?Now, even Du Kang couldn't figure it out.

"I have no doubts, let's go."

It can only be said that based on the information currently available, there is a high probability that Sansheng was almost killed by the red line.

"I hope it's not true, otherwise today I might see God Erlang wreaking havoc in the Heavenly Palace... At that time, the Heavenly Court will be unable to fight and ask for foreign aid, but they will find Monkey King the Monkey King? What is script reversal? Hey, the director wants me Look at this!" Du Kang thought so, and suddenly began to look forward to the fact that the truth was as San Shengmu guessed.

Anyway, it's heaven and not the world, so it wouldn't matter if it turned upside down. Du Kang, as a melon-eating crowd, of course had the attitude that it's not a big deal to watch the excitement.

After making a decision in this way, the three of them went to heaven.

Although Heavenly Court is flying towards the sky, it is actually not in the sky in terms of physical location - if it is, then after the modern spiritual energy recovers, there may be a large area of ​​no-flying routes on the flight .

It is estimated that the airlines will have to go bankrupt... No, maybe they can develop some kind of "Paradise Flight", with the main publicity point of being able to pass by and see the landscape of the Heavenly Court while sitting on the plane?

In short, from the phrase "one day in the sky, one year on the earth", it can be seen that the heaven and the human world are not in the same dimension, but in a different space. Only in this way can there be such an outrageous time The ratio of flow speed, flying to the sky, is because the space channel leading to the heaven is in the air.

Du Kang silently lagged behind a little, let Erlang God and Sanshengmu lead the way, and soon saw the entrance of the passage according to the record in "She Ji Shu", and followed them into it smoothly.

This space channel is very easy to enter, there is no need to verify any identity, and there is no travel fee.This is not to say that heaven is just like the public trading market where anyone can enter, but because the gate of heaven can only be seen after entering the passage.

Tianmen.

Not to mention its majesty and magnificence, Du Kang immediately glanced at the clouds and mist under his feet, and then felt the exaggerated richness of the spiritual energy that could be said to be bathed in the spiritual liquid, and found that his cultivation speed had increased. how many times.

Even in the ancient mortal world, the concentration of aura is far from enough for one's own cultivation speed?
After feeling a lot of emotion, Du Kang looked at the plaque on the gate of Tiantian—three big characters that he couldn't recognize the font, but he thought it was beautiful and understandable.

Dongtianmen.

　Ulla!
　　
　
(End of this chapter)