Immortals just want to get off work

Chapter 197 Du Kang?Do you still dare to appear in front of me?
Speaking of the gate of heaven, the first thing most people think of is Nantian Gate.The main reason is that this gate has the highest appearance rate in Journey to the West, and it is nominally guarded by the direct subordinates of the Jade Emperor, the Tota Heavenly King Li Jing, Nezha, the Four Heavenly Kings, and one hundred thousand heavenly soldiers and generals.

In addition to the Nantianmen, there are four heavenly gates in total: East, North, and West.Among them, Dongtianmen is nominally guarded by Taiyi Jiuku Tianzun and his mount Jiuling Yuansheng; Beitianmen is nominally guarded by Northern Zhenwu Emperor, and Xitianmen is Xitian Tathagata Buddha... The lineup is luxurious.

I believe that many people have noticed three words - "in name".

What is written on paper and what is in reality are of course two different things. No matter how important the four heavenly gates of the heavenly court are, they will not really be guarded by so many powerful gods all the time.Generally speaking, it is enough to arrange a few heavenly soldiers and generals to be responsible for the review of controlling the spiritual weapon. Those luxurious lineups are basically just a name, and they will appear on the stage at a particularly important moment, which means that such a thing really exists.

After all, there are not many people who dare to break through and have the strength to break through the gate of heaven. From ancient times to the present, there are only a few people. Resources should be used in appropriate places.

"Which god is the person who came, and why did he come, please quickly report...Gah?"

The heavenly soldier guarding the gate saw someone coming, but before he had time to see who it was, he blurted out the standard questioning words that he had already spoken very skillfully. As a result, when he was halfway through the sentence, he took a closer look, and the moment he saw it, people thought of who it was The three-pointed double-edged blade, the remaining half of the sentence was directly stuck in the throat, making a strange sound, and he couldn't react all of a sudden, what should he say next.

"Welcome to Erlang Zhenjun!" The gate guard immediately broke away from the state of being fishy, ​​and jumped in front of the heavenly soldiers to say hello respectfully. On the way, he saw the San Shengmu and Du Kang behind Erlang God. It was another respectful salute, without any mistakes in words and demeanor.

Otherwise, how could he be a Heavenly General? The gap with Heavenly Soldiers is not only in strength.

"I don't know what the real king, the Holy Mother, and this god are here for. Is there any need to use the little god?"

No matter in terms of strength or status, Erlang God can be said to be at the top level. It is difficult for a little god of the level of a gatekeeper to greet or even meet a god. If he seizes the opportunity now, then Of course, lick if you can, and see if you can get any benefits from licking... Even if there is no benefit, it is already a good thing to make a good impression and not even provoke anger.

"Some things need to be dealt with," Erlang Shen said with a blank expression, "I didn't report for approval in advance, so can I go straight in?"

"According to the usual rules, the gods who are not on duty in the heavenly court need to declare in advance before entering the heavenly court... But what a god you are, Zhenjun, of course you are not bound by these ordinary rules." The clever gatekeeper Tian will immediately show what is called "special affairs and special handling".

At this time, if you stick to the rules and stop it, there will be no rewards. It's better to put it in directly, and express the role you played in it, in case you can leave a little impression on Erlang Shen's heart, maybe you will be able to have it in the future How about a bright future?
This goalkeeper is obviously the kind who still has the heart to strive for progress, and is still thinking about how to climb up by various means.

"Okay, thank you."

Erlang Shen nodded, he had no objection to this wave of using privileges, maybe he would have waited for a while in normal times, but at this time, it is better to resolve the matter as soon as possible.

The main reason is that he is also simmering with a fire in his stomach now. He has to figure out what is going on with this matter, and then find the target to vent his anger on before doing it!

Du Kang and Sanshengmu naturally didn't need to talk at this time, and they went in directly with Erlang Shen, without any application or registration.

However, Du Kang noticed that he and others were scanned by something similar to a magic circle when they passed the East Heaven Gate, and the gatekeeper also quietly glanced at a device for several times... Presumably it should be similar to a demon mirror The function is to prevent someone from pretending to be a fairy to enter, and to be able to verify the real body.

From this point of view, this heavenly goalkeeper is still very cautious, knowing that if it is Zhen Erlangshen who passed today, no blame will fall on him. Erlangshen and others are fake...that is, he is fully responsible, and he cannot bear this responsibility.

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After entering the Heavenly Court, Erlang God was still leading the way, while Du Kang looked left and right curiously, thinking that was the case.

The sky in front of me is not as cloudy and misty as seen in TV dramas. The use of so much dry ice to create clouds and fog in TV dramas is to save the cost of landscaping on the one hand, and on the other hand, it also conforms to the subconscious idea that "heaven is in the sky" image guessing.

As for the real heaven...

It is indeed the kind of scenery that is enough to give people the sense of "shock", "magnificence" and "majesty". The buildings all have their own style, and they are connected together through countless ways such as stone roads, suspended roads, or glazed bridges. Of course, some of them have no roads. After all, basically gods can fly...

Dazzling but not confusing, majestic and not monotonous, it belongs to the master of the trend of a hundred flowers blooming.

Other descriptions of Du Kang can’t be found too much at a time, and there is no need to look for it specially, only one sentence is enough-when you see this place for the first time, you will feel that the word "Tianting" is worthy of the name, and it is completely enough to match Its high status.

I don't know how much the house price here is?Such a question suddenly popped up in Du Kang's mind.

"Is this the first time Mr. Du has come to Heaven?" San Shengmu, who had successfully cleared up the misunderstanding and found someone who could help vent her anger, was in a good mood and asked after noticing Du Kang's behavior of looking left and right.

"Well, I should have been here before, but it's been so long that I can't remember some things." Du Kang replied very naturally, "For example, where is the Moon Palace? Is there any connection with Guanghan Palace?"

Among other things, at least Du Kang knows that there is no Moon Palace or Guanghan Palace on the moon, and there are no Chang'e, Jade Rabbit, Wu Gang, and Osmanthus trees. It is a barren land...even the soil there cannot be used for planting. land!

For the Chinese, when they set foot on a strange land for the first time, the first thing to judge is whether the land can grow things... If they can’t grow things, their enthusiasm will plummet, which is one of the deep-rooted racial genetic habits up.

"The Moon Palace and the Guanghan Palace are naturally not the same palace, and there is actually no connection between them. The Moon Palace belongs to Yuelao's office, while the Guanghan Palace belongs to Fairy Chang'e." The Third Holy Mother replied.

"In other words, it has nothing to do with the moon?" Du Kang asked casually.

"Of course there are. Whether it is the Moon Palace or the Guanghan Palace, there is actually a channel directly connected to the moon in the mortal world, and they can directly reach the place where their palace is located from the moon, and their palace is also in the heavenly court. There is a separate small area."

Sanshengmu said: "In addition to the Moon Palace and Guanghan Palace, there is the Taiyin Star Lord and Taiyin Empress who is in charge of the moon and sits in the Taiyin Palace. We should say hello to her before we go."

"I see."

Du Kang nodded. He was not surprised that Taiyin Xingjun and Guanghan fairy Chang'e were not a god. There are multiple versions of this kind of fairy title in Buddhism, Taoism and various folklore stories. , corresponding to different people or the same person is a very normal thing... Let's take the most classic example-there are so many empresses!
The gods are in charge of things related to mortals, and the workload is basically very heavy. If there is really only one god in a position, and only one god is doing similar tasks, it is hard to say how many gods can stand up to it. .

A place like the Heavenly Court is naturally different from the imperial palaces in the mortal world. Not only are each palaces very large, but they are not too close to each other, which can be described as vast and boundless.If you need to walk at a normal walking speed in such a place, you don't know when you have to go, maybe you can really make a "take a taxi to go to the toilet"... Of course, the premise is that the gods still need to go to the toilet.

In short, after speeding up the flight and crossing several transmission channels in the heaven, which resembled the real highway, Du Kang and the others arrived at the palaces of the Moon Palace, Guanghan Palace, and Taiyin Palace mentioned by the Three Holy Mothers. composed of independent regions.

It's not that the group of gods involved in the moon are so special that they need to be specially distinguished, but that their scope of work belongs to the same field, so they are specially divided into one group. In this case, one is on the easternmost side and one is on the westernmost side - in order to improve work efficiency.

It's similar to integrating places like hospitals, courts, and vehicle management offices.

Probably in order to match the theme of the moon, the scenery in this area has been specially transformed into a cool and white style, which looks interesting... There are three main palaces, one looks majestic, one looks old and small, and the other looks Elegant and gorgeous, even without looking at the words on the plaque, Du Kang can guess who these palaces belong to.

"Erlang Zhenjun, Sanshengmu, and this... Immortal are here, and I have lost my way to welcome you, so please come in and talk." Just as the three of them arrived, a burst of sound transmission was already in their ears It sounded, obviously Taiyin Xingjun had noticed their arrival.

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Taiyin Xingjun is a goddess with a graceful and stable style. As for the appearance, Du Kang will not comment on it—the gods are not bad-looking, unless they deliberately create that kind of strange appearance or makeup.

"I don't know what the name of this... Immortal is?" Taiyin Xingjun first greeted Erlang God and San Shengmu, and then asked Du Kang curiously, "I don't seem to have seen it before?"

"My name is Kang, Mutu Du, and Guangli Kang." After Du Kang finished speaking, he stopped, wondering what his reaction would be.

From surprise to speechlessness, from speechlessness to some resistance, and then from resistance to curiosity now... Du Kang's change of attitude towards his name may arouse the reaction of these gods can be said to be a perfect interpretation of what is meant by "since you can't resist, you can't resist." enjoy it".

Only this time, Taiyin Xingjun's reaction was completely beyond Du Kang's expectation.

Du Kang's predictions were nothing more than "I thought it was the same name, so there was no fluctuation" or "I thought it was Dionysus, and then I took a breath"... After all, he has seen these two types so far.

As for Taiyin Xingjun, he was stunned for a moment, then widened his eyes, opened his mouth wide, slapped the seat, stood up, the expression on his face turned into anger, and said, "It's you? Dionysus Dukang? ! Do you still dare to appear in front of me?"

Du Kang: "???"

Wait, what's going on here, what is the situation of such obvious resentment in these words?What happened between you and Dionysus for such a reaction?

No, the first thing to do now is not to eat melons, but to quickly get rid of the suspicion, otherwise the people who eat melons will become melons and be eaten by others!

It's fine if you really did it yourself, but now Du Kang doesn't have any relevant memories, so how could he be willing to take the blame?
"Well, is there any misunderstanding, for example, I am not Du Kang, the god of wine?" Du Kang weakly raised his hand.

"How many people can become immortals in human body, and how many people have the surname Du and Kang. How can there be a second person with such strength?" Taiyin Xingjun asked back with a sneer.

"Speaking of it this way, the probability is indeed not high...but everything is possible, so there is no reason to just confirm it like this, right?" Du Kang subconsciously nodded thoughtfully just now, halfway through the nod, he suddenly realized that if the name If it is true, I am afraid that the consequences will be a little unpredictable, so I quickly refuted.

"Very good, do you think I have no way to confirm your identity? That bowl of wine of yours caused me to make a mistake at work, and I have to work overtime every day to pay back! Later, I directly used special means to find those wines. Some have been preserved, and only you can drink that wine without getting drunk, I ask you, do you dare to drink it?"

Taiyin Xingjun said angrily, as if he had found Du Kang's lifeline and would kill him.

"Uh...that's it?" Du Kang was stunned, and subconsciously said.

I thought it was some kind of moral issue such as always throwing away. The co-authoring is that the three bowls of wine that Dionysus poured out into the three realms of heaven, earth and man caused Taiyin Xingjun to make mistakes in his work, and he had to work overtime to pay for it. Come down... No, I can't recognize it!

Du Kang, who suddenly reacted, gasped.

This Dionysus identity is unrecognizable at all!
PS: Unlucky Diary ↓

　Today is an unlucky day, no doubt about it.

　　How bad is it?

　　After 12 o'clock last night, that is, in the early morning of today, my friend and I rode bicycles to visit the Oriental Pearl Tower in Shanghai. It turned out that because we went too late, although there were no people, the lights were gone, and it was black and black, and there was nothing. See.

　　Then, when I rode my bike up a big slope, instead of standing up and pedaling, I sat down and pedaled hard... I accidentally hurt my knee with too much force.

　　Back at the hotel, because it was difficult to fall asleep after cycling, I didn't fall asleep until five o'clock.

　　I set the alarm clock at 10 o'clock, woke up and had a meal with my friends, and then caught the plane home, but the subway that I took turned out to be a line with two terminals in one direction... I got on the wrong one, and then Sit back, fortunately go early, otherwise the plane will be gone.

　　When I checked in at the airport, it turned out that it was the first time I took a low-cost airline... Then I realized that the hand-held suitcases that other airlines can directly take on the plane must be checked in, and it costs 150 more.
　　I went to the toilet before boarding the plane, and left my phone in the toilet. I didn’t remember it until I got on the plane. Fortunately, there was still enough time, so I took it back.

　　When I got on the plane, the plane was delayed, and I sat on the plane and waited for an hour. Low-cost airlines do not provide water or food, and my mouth is dry.

　　After getting off the plane, the battery of my mobile phone was almost dead. I survived for two hours and scanned the QR code several times to reach the door of the house by relying on flight + power saving mode. I was exhausted physically and mentally. Then I remembered that today’s words have not yet been coded. ...

　　In summary, it is not suitable to travel today!
　　
　
(End of this chapter)