Immortals just want to get off work

Chapter 198 Xingjun Kicks the Gate of the Moon Palace, Heaven Is Full of Melon Eaters

If it was just a Taiyin Xingjun, Du Kang would admit it if he recognized it. It was nothing more than helping Taiyin Xingjun to pay off his debts for free, which could be easily resolved.

But...if an existence like Taiyin Xingjun needs to make up for his work mistakes because of that bowl of drunkenness, what about the other gods?

How many gods in the entire heaven have missed something because of this bowl of wine?
Dionysus killed me!

Du Kang, who had reacted, knew that at this time, he would absolutely not be able to recognize the name of God of Dionysus. Once he recognized it, he did not know how many gods would come to him to settle accounts. It's voluntary labor, but if it's for every god in the heaven, when will it be scheduled?

Impossible, absolutely impossible!
"I'm really not the God of Dionysus!" Du Kang said to Taiyin Xingjun with great sincerity.

If he had been so sincere from the beginning, maybe Taiyin Xingjun would have believed him so much, but now, Du Kang’s subconscious "just this" before is like pouring oil directly on the fire, making Taiyin Xing The anger in Jun's heart surged.

"Yes or no, it's not a matter of one mouth."

Although the anger value was basically full, Taiyin Xingjun didn't do it directly, and he didn't know if it was because he was not good at fighting, or because Du Kang was brought by Erlang God...or because his moral cultivation was high enough?
"That bowl of wine is not so much wine as it is a treasure evolved from the way of wine. Otherwise, how could it make all the gods drunk... It can be said that in this world, regardless of the three worlds of heaven, earth and man, there is only one creature who can drink wine. Drink that wine without any intoxication."

Taiyin Xingjun said in a firm tone: "Since you say you are not the God of Dionysus, do you dare to drink that wine?"

"It means that no matter what your background is, you will be drunk with any strength?" The San Shengmu couldn't help asking.

This incident happened long before she was born, and at most she had heard about it, but what the specific effect was, and what kind of terrifying effect it achieved... She didn't know these things.

In fact, Erlangshen doesn't know either, but it's just that Erlangshen's character is not suitable for asking this kind of question.

"That's right, even if you have mastered the great power of Taoism, you will inevitably be in a trance for a while, let alone other gods." Taiyin Xingjun nodded.

"Then... what if the God of Dionysus pretends to be drunk?" asked the Third Holy Mother again.

"It doesn't matter, I happen to have a magic weapon here, which is used to detect whether people or gods are drunk. According to legend, the god of wine has a headache because some people are obviously drunk, but they always yell 'I'm not drunk' and continue to ask for wine. And the specially developed spirit weapon... even Dionysus himself has no way to cheat under this kind of test." Taiyin Xingjun sneered.

Du Kang: "..."

What else can he say?It can only be said that if he is really the God of Dionysus, when he made this spirit weapon before, he never thought that he might be tricked, right?

"Just try it!" Du Kang finally agreed.

It's very simple, if you don't agree, it is basically equivalent to acquiescing. I am afraid that those debts from years ago will come one after another.

How about agreeing, not only to verify my guess, but also to taste the legendary wine that is so intoxicating and intoxicating, wouldn't it be wonderful?

"Okay, then follow me!" Taiyin Xingjun probably felt that Du Kang's move was to see the coffin and not shed tears, and at the same time he was full of confidence, so he directly waved and motioned for several people to follow her to the place where the wine was stored.

"The wine that can make the gods drunk is already very precious, but the wine that can make all the gods drunk once is not something that can be described as precious." Taiyin Xingjun led Du Kang, Erlang God and Sanshengmu Restricted by the magic circle that can be called a net of heaven and earth, he explained,

"And some alcoholic gods are always coveting the little wine I have saved, wanting to experience the feeling of being unconscious after being drunk, they always come to me to ask for it, and even offer a very high price , but I didn't sell them, and some people tried to sneak in and steal them, but this is impossible, my Taiyin Palace's restriction can be described as perfect, it is absolutely impossible for a god to steal it without me noticing... I Where's the wine?!"

While talking, Taiyin Xingjun had just led Du Kang and the others through the last restriction. Behind the restriction was a small secret room with a raised stone pillar in the middle, and a transparent glass bottle on the top of the stone pillar... ...But that's the problem, the glass bottle looks empty, as if there is no drop of liquid!
Taiyin Xingjun yelled out in shock, and the whole god froze in place.I just said that no one can take it away, and the next second, I was slapped in the face, and what was lost was such a precious wine...It is perfectly normal to be stunned.

"Um... Is it possible that it has been volatilized? For example, if the seal is not done well, then the high-strength wine will overflow and disappear under the volatilization of alcohol... Well, I didn't say anything." If the suspected identity is used as comfort, it seems to be a bit of a face-to-face.

"Impossible, absolutely impossible! It was still there when I came here a few days ago, why is it... Yuelao today!" Taiyin Xingjun suddenly remembered something, and suddenly realized, he gritted his teeth and said a name that Du Kang and others did not expect .

"Mr. Xing is talking about Yuelao? The Yuelao holding the red thread?"

Erlangshen couldn't help opening his mouth. In fact, he wanted to pull back when the theme deviated from the beginning, but he thought that he had shown Du Kang's fun before, and now he has the opportunity to see Du Kang's fun. It's okay to wait a little bit. Anyway, Sanshengmu seemed very interested... But I didn't expect this matter to be related to Yuelao?
"Exactly... That old guy Yue Lao is also an old alcoholic. A few days ago, he didn't know where he heard that I had some of this wine in my hand, and then begged me to taste some. Of course Impossible, after all, what is he doing? If he is drunk and then leads the red line for others, wouldn't it be a mess?
So I resolutely rejected him, not even allowing him to smell it.Then he begged again and said, it’s okay to have a look, I’ve already said this, I’m not very good at refusing, but in the end..." Taiyin Xingjun gritted his teeth and clenched his fists until they turned white to the point where she even faintly trembled.

"In the end, he dared to come directly to steal my wine! He must have left something behind when I was not prepared! This is how he came over quietly and stole the wine!"

After Taiyin Xingjun finished speaking, he used spells to find some clues, and after revealing them, he confirmed them directly. It seems that he must have discovered some kind of Yuelao's personal imprint.

Du Kang, Erlang Shen and Sanshengmu all looked at each other and looked at each other.

Obviously, a possibility appeared in their minds at the same time.

"If this is the case, then the cause of this incident may not be what we expected." Du Kang said.

"What's the matter? What are you talking about? Let me tell you, don't think that the lack of wine here means that there is no other way to prove your identity..." Taiyin Xingjun didn't understand Du Kang's words.

"Taiyin Xingjun, in fact, we came to see you today and we have something to talk about." Du Kang interrupted her, and said the original purpose of coming this time.

"At first we thought that Yuelao did this on purpose, or at the instigation of others, but now it seems... there seems to be a second possibility."

"You mean...he stole my wine and got drunk, and then started to lead people around?!" Taiyin Xingjun's voice couldn't help but get louder again.

"At present, it seems that these two things can be linked together. Of course, there is no actual evidence to prove that Yue Lao was drunk... But the third holy mother was led by a red line. As for lying to Taiyin Xingjun, aren’t you?” Du Kang said.

"There is such a thing? Damn, he stole my wine, got drunk and made such a serious work mistake, wouldn't it be possible for me to be jointly and severally liable? I shouldn't have brought him here Look at this wine! How can you believe the words of a drunkard who is satisfied just by looking at it?" Taiyin Xingjun's face turned pale, and he didn't know what he thought of.

Du Kang probably thought that the work mistakes caused by this need to be solved by working overtime... But this kind of thing is entirely the fault of Yuelao alone, whether it is stealing alcohol or drinking too much during work hours to cause serious work mistakes, after all, Taiyin Xingjun It's not like putting the wine outside directly to lure others to come and get it.

In modern times, Lord Taiyin Xing certainly does not need to be jointly and severally responsible, but in this ancient heaven, it is not necessarily true, maybe there is such a thing?It's easy to understand the worry about working overtime to make up for it. I was forced to work overtime before, and it's still a matter of Dionysus's bowl of wine.

"Instead of discussing it here, why don't we go to Yuelao to find out what's going on? If it's really a serious work error caused by alcoholism, at least we can stop it in time to avoid further losses?" Du Kang said.

"Yes, you are right! Come, come with me!" Taiyin Xingjun was pulled back from his trance by Du Kang's words. After all, he is the leader of the gods in the moon area, and he also has determination and power. Yes, when he waved his hand, under the huge fluctuation of spiritual power, a zigzag moonlight emerged. One end of the passage was connected to their front, and the other end was connected to the gate of Yuelao’s moon palace. It looked like a beam of light teleportation. spell.

"The principle of this spell...is it the legendary quantum teleportation?" Du Kang thought to himself, stepped through the moonlight teleportation channel, and appeared in front of Yuelao's moon palace in the next second.

The gate of the Moon Palace was closed tightly, and there was no movement at all.

"I'll call the door." Erlang God took the initiative to step forward, but Taiyin Xingjun moved much faster than him. A shadow flashed, and the next second Taiyin Xingjun passed Erlang God and appeared at the gate of the Moon Palace. Standing on the ground, he lifted his right foot and kicked it directly.

"The bastard old bastard who steals wine, die for me!"

That kick, but the feeling of grace, wealth, elegance and fragrance before a little bit is gone, and she looks like a hot young woman.It can only be said that if you are so angry with Taiyin Xingjun, Yuelao will have to pay a lot to make up for it later, and...as long as you look good, you can look good even when you lose your temper.

I don't know what kind of material Yuelao's Moon Palace gate is, anyway, it is definitely not ordinary, but Taiyin Xingjun is not an ordinary fairy, and when he stepped down, there was a loud bang, and the wave of spiritual energy aroused even made the entire area The aura in the area was in turmoil, and even moved in a further direction.

Almost immediately after the scolding sound and the kick appeared, several powerful divine senses came here instantly, and some gods came directly in real body... How tiring and boring the daily work is. This scolding sound, the movement of this foot, obviously Taiyin Xingjun was really angry!The melon-eaters rushed to the scene almost instantly!
Looking around, the king of Tota Li and the third prince of Nezha are all middle and low-end. I can see that the Taishang Laojun who is making alchemy in the 33-day Waidoushi Palace, and the God of Haotian on the throne in the center of the heaven are all of them. Opening his eyes and looking this way, the Tathagata Buddha of Lingshan Mountain in the West even interrupted his lecture, and opened the light curtain with a wave of his hand to show that all the Buddhas and Bodhisattvas are sharing the joy... for a while, everyone who noticed this movement put them down. After finishing the matter in hand, he began to pay attention to this matter.

Du Kang didn't notice the attention of those ultimate giants, but he could notice the attention of other gods who were not so powerful. The sheer number made him feel as if he was on a stage. Thousands of viewers... What do you mean, all the co-authors in Tianting are people who eat melons?Don't you have any work to do, all of you are so idle?

No, could it be because everyone has a job at hand, so they seize every opportunity to fish?
Du Kang suddenly remembered that the gods from all corners of the world who came when the Taoist priest of Maoershan in Guicheng was named the mountain god, all of them seemed to come for the hard-won reasonable vacation opportunity, and before that, the city god of Guicheng asked for help , also came a large number of gods who wanted to catch fish and travel, and directly launched a saturated defense...

Well, quite reasonable.

However, even if they were aware of this, Du Kang and others, who had become "actors" in an instant, did not have any abnormalities.Among them, Erlang Shen San Shengmu Taiyin Zhenjun naturally needless to say, they are all gods and have grown to this stage. Of course, they have seen many big scenes, and most of them are even the protagonists.

Du Kang was even more indifferent. What he did in Huashan, the number of people who watched the scene plus the number of people who watched the live broadcast must be far more than the gods here. It is nothing more than a big gap in strength between the two...

Under this kick, the gate of the Moon Palace opened with a bang, and even flew out directly with the two doors.

Then, after a while, there was an old man who could clearly hear the sound of rolling his tongue.

"Who...who? What's the noise at night?"

　Ulla!
　　
　
(End of this chapter)