Immortals just want to get off work

Chapter 199 Working part-time to pay off debts for 1000 year!

"This is definitely drunk!"

Upon hearing this voice, many gods came to a judgment.

After drinking too much, the performance is quite obvious, such as the tongue can't be straightened, the voice is stretched out...and the most classic sentence "I'm not drunk, I'm really not drunk".

However, the main reason for coming to this judgment now is because of Yuelao's words "what's the noise at night".

Although the area of ​​the Moon Palace is indeed decorated for the night, the entire Heavenly Court is currently in the daytime, and this month, the moon is always so drunk that it can't even tell the difference between day and night!
"Why are you arguing? Old man, did you steal my wine?"

Taiyin Xingjun became more and more enraged by Yuelao's words, and rushed in directly.Erlang Shen, Du Kang and Sanshengmu followed closely behind.

Many gods who were eating melons suddenly showed disappointment.

In the Heavenly Court, gods with palaces generally set up various formations in their palaces, among which shielding formations are a necessity.

After all, we are all immortals. Sometimes, with a single sweep of the divine sense, countless immortal palaces can be covered. The sky is the quilt, and the ground is the mat, unless you have exhibitionism.

As one of the veteran gods, Yuelao has basically not shown much in terms of combat power, but he can still be ranked in terms of seniority. In the end, no one responded, so there is naturally such a shielding formation in the palace.

Of course, the cover formation is not invincible, as long as you have enough strength, you can forcibly detect it, but this kind of behavior is a bit like extending a camera into someone's house, and it is not the same nature as watching and eating melons outside in public.

This melon has just been opened, and after seeing the rich flesh, there is nothing to eat before it is officially eaten. How can this make people not disappointed?
Some gods who are strong enough and not so disciplined have begun to use various methods to watch quietly, but other gods who are not so powerful or have higher requirements on their own moral standards have to leave.Some of them are despised immortals because of their lack of strength, and they also work hard because of this—the strength is not enough, and sometimes they can't even be the people who eat melons.

Let’s talk about the Taiyin Xingjun, who has passed through the corridor and attic, and came straight to Yuelao’s work place—a space that is so vast that it is almost impossible to see the end at a glance.

Seeing this scene in front of him, Du Kang couldn't help but gasp.

Love is romantic, and the red line of marriage is something that was born out of people's expectations for a beautiful love in ancient times... When it becomes a job to draw the red line for so many people and it is piled up in one place, the scene is the same as It doesn't matter if it's romantic or beautiful.

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The wooden signs held by countless red threads are hung on the ropes one after another, and there is no wind. If it is in order, it may be regarded as a spectacle, but what is visible to the naked eye is that there are a lot of other red threads. It was a mess, all piled up on the ground, and there was a white-haired old man lying on the pile of wooden signs, with a ruddy complexion, messy hair and beard, and a strong smell of wine that couldn't go away The smell makes people feel a little drunk.

It belongs to the witness evidence and has been obtained.

Du Kang sniffled, feeling that the smell of alcohol smelled really good... When he smelled it, he felt refreshed, and even felt that the whole body was a little active because of the alcohol smell. This is just a sniff, I don't know what will happen if I drink it.

Of course, he would never express this feeling.How could the suspect deliberately say something to increase the suspicion?It's better to admit that he surrendered directly, but Du Kang himself felt that it was indeed not the case.

"Give me back my wine!" Seeing this scene, Taiyin Xingjun stretched out his hand and wanted to snatch the three-pointed double-edged blade from the hand of Erlang God, and rushed forward to hit Yue Laolai a few times.

But who is Erlangshen, and Taiyin Xingjun didn't say it in advance, how could he be so easily robbed of his weapon under his subconscious reaction?Therefore, Taiyin Xingjun didn't even touch the three-pointed double-sided blade, and directly grabbed the empty... The scene was a little awkward.

"Mr. Xing, although Yue Lao is wrong about this matter, it is not very appropriate to directly use a knife or a gun...how about this?" Du Kang handed over a Qinglong Yanyue knife.

Erlangshen, Taiyin Xingjun and all the people eating melons: "???"

You're the one who really wants to watch the fun, isn't it a big deal? !

Also, how did you get this Qinglong Yanyue Knife? What is your relationship with Guan Shengdijun?
Although they are all happy people and people who eat melons, it can be said that all of them who can pass through this layer of concealment are big bosses. Naturally, it can be judged that this Qinglong Yanyue knife is not a tangible or unintentional product, but a real tangible and intentional one. Something uniquely inherited.

In other words, is this person a monk who has received Guan Yu's inheritance?Why haven't I heard of it before, or even seen it?
Many bigwigs who were watching the "live broadcast" suddenly became curious about Du Kang's identity. After some calculations, there was no way to calculate any news. They were even more curious, so they simply sent a "text message" to Guan Yu to inquire. .

The form of this text message is naturally not using mobile phones and other communication devices as it is now, but spells such as voice transmission for thousands of miles, but, big brother, the "thousand miles" in this "sound transmission for thousands of miles" can be appropriately expanded by [-] million little bit.

Generally speaking, gods with extremely important positions of real power, such as the God of Martial Wealth, the Great Emperor of the Three Realms, and the Emperor Wenheng (God of Examination), rarely appear in the heavenly court, unless it is a collective event such as the Pantao Conference. Otherwise he generally moves around.

Right now, of course, he doesn't know what's going on in the Heavenly Court, and he has received so many "text messages" asking questions one after another, either asking "when did you find a new disciple", or asking "I didn't expect you to have a thick eyebrow?" Big-eyed guys do this too"... they were a little confused.

But immediately he asked clearly, and learned that after someone took out a Qinglong Yanyue knife in the heavenly court, he first frowned and pondered, and then seemed to think of something, his brows stretched out suddenly, the corner of his mouth showed a smile, and he looked up. As soon as the sky was over, with a slight bow, he replied to those big brothers, and then went back to busy with his own affairs.

Those bosses who received the reply rolled their eyes in unison after seeing the content of the "text message". Come on, can you Guan Yu be the kind of person who leaves the real inheritance without any assessment?Without enough xinxing, aptitude and strength, can you get it just by luck?Nonsense!
To put it bluntly, they didn't even see Guan Yu's own son and got this kind of inheritance... So it is reasonable to be so curious.

"Stay, stay!"

Probably the Qinglong Yanyue Knife's special killing effect on all kinds of evildoers played a role. Under the threat of that sharp and domineering aura, Yuelao, who had done something wrong, suddenly became sober, and was a little confused at first. The eyes regained clarity, subconsciously shouted.

After finishing speaking, Yue Lao, who was slightly awake, had time to check the situation in front of him. First, there was the angry Taiyin Xingjun, who just didn't know why he was so angry, and then... wait!
Yuelao's eyes turned from clear to muddled again: "Who are you, how could you trespass...into my palace? Here...this is my workplace. It is related to human marriage, which is very important. If there is a slight mistake, if you think it is an offense, you will not be held accountable for your mistakes, just leave quickly, leave quickly!"

I have to say that Yue Lao's acting skills are quite good, especially when he is still a little drunk, and he can't straighten his tongue when he speaks intermittently, which seems particularly reasonable.

If it hadn't been for the moment when he was sober before being noticed by everyone, maybe he could really hide it.

The various "eye observations" in novels may be used by few people in reality, but no one here has hundreds or thousands of cultivation bases. Just looking at the eyes or something, experience is enough, and more Needless to say there are also some small spells that can provide assistance.

"Really? This is your workplace? So that's the case, I really don't know..." Taiyin Xingjun was gnashing his teeth, but he still resisted the urge to slash with a knife, "If it wasn't for you Say, I thought this was some kind of garbage dump? Otherwise, why are there so many things in a mess?"

Said, Taiyin Xingjun pointed to the place where Yuelao was lying.

Yuelao looked down subconsciously. In fact, he felt that something was wrong from the very beginning, because today's bed seemed to be a little cramped, and it was completely uneven... It turned out that it was okay if he didn't look at it. He froze in place.

"This is... the red thread of marriage?" Yuelao tried to pick one out of the pile of red threads, but ended up pulling a lot.

There are many wooden signs in that pile.

"This is... a wooden sign for marriage?" Yue Lao subconsciously clutched his left chest, swallowed, and pulled out a wooden sign with trembling hands. He saw that it was written all over it, and it was the date of birth. Information such as name and place of origin is used to correspond to people, so as to ensure that two people will not be locked by one wooden sign.

"Is this already written??!" Yue Lao's voice trembled even more.

"Why, Yuelao isn't drunk now?" Taiyin Xingjun sneered sullenly from the side, "I don't know if my pot of wine is good or not? It seems to be very good, otherwise Yuelao wouldn't be drunk In this way, people's marriages are messed up... Oh no, not only people, but also gods.

For example, Sanshengmu, the younger sister of God Erlang, suddenly found out that she was drawn into a red line with a mortal she had never seen before for some unknown reason...

I don't know, how long will it take a certain staff member to make up for so many and such big work mistakes?Oh, it's still a question of whether it can be made up for..."

As soon as Yue Lao closed his eyes, he was ready to pass unconscious, maybe he would never recover from illness and die, and that was already in the plan.

"Don't think about it! If you don't say anything else, you should at least return my wine first!" Taiyin Xingjun saw through Yuelao's plan in an instant, and a moon blade appeared out of thin air at the place where Yuelao was about to fall. It looked just right for a beheading.

"Ha, haha... That... Taiyin Xingjun, look, who said that I must have stolen your wine, right? Maybe I just made some wine and drank it myself, and then got drunk , your wine was stolen by someone else... Well, I can't make it up anymore, please give it a good time!"

Yuelao probably planned to struggle to the death at first, but after watching Taiyin Xingjun show the evidence he found at the scene, he knew that this defense was useless.

"Damn me, why can't I help but drink it right there? I forgot to remove the traces after drinking..." Yuelao muttered angrily.

"You're not even regretting stealing the wine, but regretting that you didn't do it more perfectly?" Taiyin Xingjun was furious.

"Of course...not! You can kill or cut as you please!" Yue Lao closed his eyes, as if he was ready to be killed.

"Hehe, we are old acquaintances. Do you think that if you are a hob meat, I can't cure you? If you drink my wine, you will have to work for me... 1 years!" Taiyin Xingjun sneered Dao, obviously he had already thought about what Yuelao would do when he came here, so he thought about what Yuelao would definitely do as compensation in advance.

For a group of gods who have no worries about life and no shortage of money, time is naturally the most indispensable thing, and it is also the most suitable thing to use to offset debts.Especially under this 007 working system!
"1 years?" Yue Lao's eyes widened, "You might as well kill me, up to 1000 years!"

"Deal!" Taiyin Xingjun boldly agreed, "I'm at a loss."

"You...I...this..." Yuelao's eyes widened, and he didn't know what to say.

As we all know, when buying something, the seller gives the selling price, and the buyer can counter-offer... And when the buyer counter-offers, if the seller agrees immediately, all buyers will only have one thought in their minds, that is—— "It's broken, the counteroffer is high"!
But the problem is that generally speaking, as long as the seller says to sell, the transaction is concluded, and the buyer can no longer lower the purchase price.This also means that Yuelao will have to work for Taiyin Xingjun for 1000 years to pay off his debts in this wave!
Still under the gaze of so many melon eaters, it can be said that there is no room for repentance!
"Can you use other things to pay for it?" Yue Lao asked cheekily.

"Yes, my wine!" Taiyin Xingjun stretched out his hand, expressing that he was very magnanimous.

Yue Lao: "..."

Or is he now researching how to force out the alcohol that has been digested in his body?
"Ah, ah, old moon, I'm not in a hurry to replace you here, why don't you study first, how to make up for your mistakes in work? Huh?"

Seeing that the matter had been completely finalized, the anger on Taiyin Xingjun's face disappeared completely, and he said with a smile.

Du Kang secretly took another breath of cold air.

Sure enough, these gods are all old silver coins... I don’t know how much of Taiyin Xingjun’s previous anger was faked. Such a rapid change must have already thought of remedial measures. The most important thing about a bottle of wine is that you don’t have to work for 1000 years Is chic important?Of course it is the latter!

Maybe, thinking about it in a dark place, the news of the existence of this wine was deliberately leaked by Taiyin Xingjun, in order to get Yue Lao to take the bait?
　Ulla!
　　
　
(End of this chapter)