my pets from history

Chapter 93
"No, brother, listen to my explanation first, things are not what you imagined."

"Although my descendants are not up to date, they are... well, they are indeed not up to par, but it has nothing to do with me."

"I really didn't do your grandson's death, it was all done by my grandson. Let the grandson solve the grandson's affairs. Why are you beating me?"

"..."

He could tolerate Sun Quanwang becoming a minister to Cao Wei, and he could tolerate that he was not posthumously named emperor.

But the only thing that cannot be tolerated is that the battle of Hefei was fought more with less, and it was still [-] against [-].

What's this?
Their old grandson's family was born as a general!Which one surnamed Sun is not a famous general?

His father, Sun Jian, conquered the Yellow Turban and sent his troops to fight against Dong.

And he, Sun Cewang, was also good. He pacified Jiangdong and fought tough battles one after another.

The ancestor, Sun Wu, is the originator of military strategists!

How come there is such a good fighter as Sun Quan?

It is understandable to lose, but what Sun Cewang can't understand is why the camp was attacked by 800 people, and then the whole game was blown up?
And not just once, but twice!
What kind of colored pen can be attacked twice by 800 people?That's 10 people, a full 10 people!Give Sun Cewang these [-] soldiers, and Sun Cewang would dare to fight Jingzhou!
Hurry up and tell your father that you don't need to buy vegetables for dinner tonight, and the second brother will come directly to perform a dish and it will be fine when the dishes arrive home.

Sun Quanwang drooped his ears, trying to explain something, but couldn't.

What can you explain?He was indeed killed by Zhang Liao's eight hundred elite soldiers.

The only thing that can be explained is that there are actually 7000 defenders in the city... But this cannot reverse the fact that it is too embarrassing.

Life is not easy, and now Quan Quan has to sigh.

Sun Quanwang had nothing to love, and Sun Cewang also hated iron and steel. He had nothing to do with such a downhearted brother. He could only vent some unknown anger, and used dog punches on Sun Quanwang, deciding to make Sun Quanwang Increase your knowledge severely!

Outside Sun Quanwang's room, the heads of cats and dogs were gathered.

Napoleon Wang, Ren Jie Meow, Yun Chang Meow, Zhang Fei Meow, and Joan of Arc Meow all came together, their heads on top of each other secretly watching at the door, even the three minions and Shu Yuanfang were secretly watching.

Jiang Xun, on the other hand, stood at the door aboveboard, even nibbling melon seeds, looking at the situation inside with crooked eyes, with a smile on his face.

Alright, this is the fun he wants to watch, it won't destroy his house, but he can also see the fun.

Hit hard!

While eating melon seeds, Jiang Xun looked at the cats and dogs over there who seemed to be eating popcorn, and instantly felt that the melon seeds in his hand were not sweet.

While Sun Quan Wang was being beaten harshly, Jiang Xun leaned over and asked Renjiemiao curiously, "Where did you get the money to buy popcorn? You won't use my payment code again?"

Speaking of this, Jiang Xun looked vigilant, as if he hated this kind of behavior.

This time I changed the payment password myself, could it be that they cracked it again after one night?
Then they cracked the code too fast!What kind of speed is this? With this speed, you can go online to replace computer graphics cards to mine bitcoins!
Jiang Xun felt a little unlikely.

After Renjie Meow heard this, he pointed at the little yellow man, and while eating, he opened his mouth and said: "They exploded, it's because it's delicious. Meow~"

Hearing this sentence, Jiang Xun was a little surprised, and then looked at the three little yellow men, and the three little yellow men also showed bright big eyes, looking at Jiang Xun expectantly, as if asking Jiang Xun Do you want some.

Jiang Xun was a little surprised, and when he was about to ask how they did it, he saw two other minions pushing a popcorn popper with rollers coming, and at the same time, they were very cooperative and said 'beng' tone.

amount……

Although he didn't know how this popcorn machine came about, the more Jiang Xun looked at it, the more he felt that the outer shell looked a bit like his long-abandoned microwave oven.

Jiang Xun immediately said: "No, you changed the microwave oven into a popcorn machine, then what should I do when I use the microwave oven?"

Hearing this, the little yellow man couldn't help but smiled contemptuously. With the welder, wrench and other tools in his hand, he fiddled with Jiang Xun in front of him, and turned it back into a square microwave oven. Jiang Xun couldn't help being a little surprised.

But soon, Jiang Xun realized something, and asked suddenly: "No, I remember that the microwave oven can pop popcorn, why are you wasting time to modify it?"

"It makes me feel better this way." Renjie Meow yawned and said, "I eat popcorn just to hear that 'boom~', do you understand it or not! Meow~"

OK, you know popcorn, I don't.

You pussy knows shitty popcorn, I've eaten more popcorn than you've ever eaten...more ice cream than you've ever eaten.

After Jiang Xun complained slightly in his heart, he then looked in the direction of the two brothers, Sun Quanwang and Sun Cewang.

At this moment, the 'dispute' between the two brothers was obviously over. Although Sun Cewang was full of displeasure, he was still a brother after all, blood was thicker than water, and he did not kill him.

Uh... it sounds a little more cruel.

Anyway, the relationship between the two brothers is better now.

Jiang Xun nodded in satisfaction, expressing his envy for such brotherhood.

Envy is envy, if you let Jiang Xun experience it by himself, then forget it, Jiang Xun can't eat a punch as big as a sandbag like Sun Cewang.

After beating Sun Quanwang, Sun Cewang walked out of the room with a murderous look. At this moment, there seemed to be an unknown fire in his heart waiting to be released. After seeing Jiang Xun, Sun Cewang also became more rational. Jiang Xun Gongzhao said: "Mr. Jiang, I wonder if I can take a look at the history books? Bo Fu still wants to see the whole picture. Wang~"

"History?"

Jiang Xun glanced at the depressed Sun Quanwang in the room, then shook his head, and yelled, "Renjie, take Sun Cewang to watch "Three Kingdoms" again."

"Ah."

Renjie Meow nodded, very accommodating.

And Jiang Xun turned his head again, and said to Sun Cewang: "This is Prime Minister Di Renjie, and there is a time gap of hundreds of years with you. If you need to ask anything, you can ask him, and he should give it to you." answer."

After all, Jiang Xun pointed to Napoleon Wang and Joan of Arc, and introduced the identities of these two to Sun Cewang.

Sun Cewang also nodded politely. Although he didn't know what "France" was, he still understood the most basic principles of being a dog, especially after he heard that Napoleon Wang was an emperor.

As for Yun Changmiao and Zhang Feimiao, there is no need to introduce them, these two Sun Cewang know each other.

After a brief acquaintance, Ren Jiemiao seemed to have a good impression of Sun Cewang, so he took Sun Cewang to watch "Three Kingdoms".

It's just that Jiang Xun doesn't know whether Renjiemiao will show him the New Three Kingdoms or the Old Three Kingdoms, but it doesn't matter, just pass it off for a while.

After dealing with the situation, Jiang Xun was about to go upstairs, but suddenly saw Zhang Feimiao at the side, furtively pulled the hem of his clothes, and whispered to Jiang Xun: "Mr. Jiang, make arrangements for me another day." , My old Zhang wants to have a touch with this 'little bully'."

"If you have time, you must arrange it."

Jiang Xun opened his mouth perfunctorily, and suddenly thought of something, he couldn't help but ask, "Oh, by the way, why did you have to challenge Sun Cewang? Also, haven't you watched the full version of Three Kingdoms? Go and see?"

"What are you looking at? My old Zhang heard from my second brother that my eldest nephew surrendered, so I'm not in the mood to watch it... Although it's strange that he has no spine, it's okay, at least he saved his life, not bad."

Zhang Feimiao is careless, and doesn't have so many ideas about helping the Han Dynasty. He mainly follows the eldest brother and the second brother: "As for why you are looking for that Sun Bofu to single out...it is naturally because of his writing! Uncle? What? Meaning, how dare to openly take advantage of my old Zhang, my old Zhang must clean up this kid, and return to the little overlord? My old Zhang is not even called the Zhuojun overlord! Meow~!"

"Forehead……"

When Jiang Xun heard Zhang Feimiao say this, he didn't expect such a reason.

Now it sounds, indeed.

Sun Bofu, Uncle Sun.

It does feel a little cheap.

"Okay, I'll find a place that is inaccessible. If both of you agree, it's not impossible to have a fight."

Jiang Xun nodded and gave Zhang Feimiao an answer.

"That's really great. My old Zhang has been here all day and night. Apart from drinking and watching TV, my hands are itchy. Hurry up and make arrangements." Zhang Feimiao smiled happily, and then grinned, "Also, I The second brother and the blue-eyed boy both have mobile phones, where is my old Zhang's mobile phone? When will we arrange it?"

Jiang Xun fell into deep thought when he heard the words.

indeed.

Jeanne, Zhang Fei and the newcomer Sun Cewang don't have mobile phones yet.

It's okay for Joan of Arc, and the minions use the mobile phone that I eliminated before, but it can't last.

It would be bad if Jeanne found out about a certain pink avatar APP in her mobile phone.

Don't get me wrong, it's not a software that starts with 'beep', but giligili.

It's all pink, don't think too much about it.

How could Jiang Xunchun, an honest gentleman, look at that kind of software?
After taking a deep breath, Jiang Xun felt that he had to buy mobile phones for the three of them as soon as possible, and then brought back his old mobile phone.

The data on the old mobile phone is too scary. My last payment password was hacked by Renjiemiao not long after I insisted on it. My new password is just the old password written backwards. Jiang Xun thinks there will be two or three more at most. At night, your new password will be compromised again.

My own bank card cannot withstand the creation of these ancestors.

If nothing else, just talk about Renjie Meow and Joan of Arc Meow, these two little cats are simply dimensional stomachs.

One is an old-fashioned orange cat that has been battle-tested, and it can do three mouthfuls and one pig.

The other is a rising star in the food industry, a van of durians can be wiped out in two hours.

If these two heavyweights get hold of your bank card, the consequences will be disastrous!

It just so happened that I didn't go out for a stroll these days, so I took this opportunity to meet up with Chen Quan for the meal that I had made earlier.

With this in mind, Jiang Xun called Chen Quan without hesitation.

"Beep, beep, beep."

Accompanied by the brief sound of answering the phone, Chen Quan's lazy voice rang through the phone: "Hey, Xunzi, why are you looking for Brother Quan?"

"Come out to eat." Jiang Xun waved his hand very boldly.

Hearing Jiang Xun's words, Chen Quan's voice was a bit surprised: "You asked me out for dinner on Tuesday, how do you know I've left?"

Jiang Xun:? ? ?
After three question marks appeared on his forehead, Jiang Xun said in surprise: "No, didn't you just join the job for half a month? You left so soon?"

Chen Quan: "Didn't I complain to you last time? Fucking rest every day, I really want to adjust his lifespan so that he dies tomorrow, and then transfer him back after he dies. Brothers from such a company don’t do it, just start running!”

Jiang Xun: "Then have you found a new job?"

"No." Chen Quan said confidently, "I'm looking for it. I, the emperor, are not in a hurry. What are you, a eunuch, in a hurry for?"

Okay, you have a deposit and you are considered a cow.

Jiang Xun didn't beep with Chen Quan too much. After making an appointment, he planned to drive to find Chen Quan.

Jiang Xun glanced at the cats in the hall who were watching Romance of the Three Kingdoms, and shouted, "I'll go out and come back in the evening. I'll call you if I have something to do. Remember to save me." Just as he was about to leave, he saw Joan of Arc stood in front of his only way.

"Bring me one." Joan of Arc said very calmly.

Jiang Xun:?
Joan raised her head and looked at Jiang Xun with teary eyes, "I know, you're going to go out and steal delicious food by yourself, so take me. Meow~"

Hearing what Jeanne Meow said, Jiang Xun was the first and the second eldest, and considering that he might really need to bring a bodyguard when he went out, he nodded: "Okay, you go with me, I didn't tell you, so you can't Speak, do you understand?"

Jeanne nodded.

Seeing this situation, Jiang Xun was very satisfied, and set off with Meow of Joan.

Driving a car, tick tock.

Taihe Mountain Villa was about 10 minutes away from Chen Quan's house. During this long and boring time, there was not a single word in the car.

"Jeanne, you didn't say a word all the way?"

When he was about to arrive at his destination, Jiang Xun finally couldn't help asking.

Meow, who was looking at the scenery outside the window, turned her head suspiciously: "Didn't you tell me not to talk? Meow~"

Jiang Xun: ...

You are right about my question.

Just when Jiang Xun was about to continue to say something, he saw Chen Quan, like a big fool, standing at the gate of the community, like a social cow, constantly waving at Jiang Xun.

Seeing this situation, Jiang Xun immediately stopped in front of Chen Quan and asked Chen Quan to sit in the co-pilot seat.

Chen Quan looked very sunny and cheerful, and was not affected by the previous situation at all. Instead, he was very happy to watch the short video, and at the same time sighed:

"Did you watch that video? It's so interesting that kittens can spit fire. You are also a blogger and you have a cat. Can you learn from it?"

After all, Chen Quan added: "It's just that the blogger is a bit stupid. A good video should be divided into three parts, one part is ghost animal, one part is stuck, what kind of rubbish are they cut? It's not as good as the original video, You can’t learn from him if you make videos.”

Jiang Xun: ...

"You are so right!"

Jiang Xun took a deep breath, nodded calmly, and said, "It's superfluous to tamper with the kitten's tricks at will! He's still stuck and loves Kun, does he think it's a video of ghosts and animals?!"

Chen Quan nodded, deeply convinced, and when he was about to say something, he suddenly found Joan of Arc in the back seat, and his eyes lit up: "Wow, you have a new cat!"

"But one thing to say, the cat in your car... looks familiar."

Jiang Xun said directly and simply:
"No, illusion. Cats look like this."

(End of this chapter)