my pets from history

Chapter 94 Even if I, Joan of Arc, jump from here, I won't eat a bite of your food!
10 minute later.

Looking at the store signboard of 'Zhang Tang Mala Liang' in front of him, Chen Quan seemed to be a little overwhelmed.

"No, when you treat guests to dinner, just eat Malatang?"

Chen Quan looked at Jiang Xun and questioned his soul: "Our relationship, not to mention the seafood and oyster feast, is it okay to have a barbecue? Are you a little too stingy with Malatang?"

"Don't be embarrassed, now the price of Malatang has also increased. In the past, you can eat a meal for a dozen or 20 yuan, but now it costs [-] to [-] yuan. It is already considered a mid-range meal."

Jiang Xun shook his head, and talked to Chen Quan: "You are prejudiced now, and you think Malatang is not good. Are you discriminating against food?"

Hearing what Jiang Xun said, Chen Quan could only be speechless for a while: "I also have friends who love spicy hot..."

Immediately, they followed Jiang Xun into the Malatang shop to shop.

After all, he didn't need to spend his own money, even if he went to a small shop to buy two packs of one or two packs of bread, Chen Quan would not lose money.

Families, it's over.

The two chose a seat by the window. To Chen Quan's surprise, Jiang Xun actually bought seven copies at once and took them away. Chen Quan felt a little unbelievable, and couldn't help asking: "My good brother, what do you buy?" Why so many?"

"Go home and feed the cats and dogs." Jiang Xun didn't even lift his eyelids.

"Just kidding, can cats and dogs eat this? Can't they eat nutritious cat food?"

Chen Quan opened his mouth with a smile, feeling that Jiang Xun was just joking. After laughing, Chen Quan lowered his voice again. After looking around, he said in a low voice, "Is it for your brothers?"

Jiang Xun:?
"What brother?"

"You are a thief saint, isn't it normal to have a few younger brothers under the thief saint?"

Chen Quan lowered his voice, looking a little excited: "Xunzi, how did you become a saint of robbers? Do you think I have the potential to be a god of robbers? When will you be able to work as a waiter in an inn?"

Seeing Chen Quan's stupid look, Jiang Xun held his forehead speechlessly, and then said, "What's the matter, you want to be Ji Wuming, and you treat me like Bai Zhantang, right? My identity as a robber is purely to cooperate with the police work , Didn't you notice that the recent news reports that the theft gangs in Zhenhai City have been arrested one after another? It's all due to me."

Having said that, Jiang Xun puffed up his chest.

He is a candidate for the top ten outstanding youths in Zhenhai City this year, and his probability of winning is extremely high. Chen Quan is not allowed to slander his identity casually.

Besides, isn't it you, Chen Quan, the thief saint?No matter how bad it is, it is Chen Quan's elder brother, Chen Ce, so what does it have to do with me, Jiang Xun.

Jiang Xun was very frank.

When Chen Quan was about to say something, he suddenly received a vibration message from his mobile phone.

"Who?"

Chen Quan was a little impatient, then took out his cell phone and answered the call.

He frowned, and after hearing the words on the other side of the phone, he couldn't help but reply, "What instant noodles? I'm ham sausage."

After finishing speaking, Chen Quan hung up the phone.

After hanging up the phone, Chen Quan seemed to be telling a joke, and told Jiang Xun, "It was really interesting just now. I answered the phone and asked me 'Is instant noodles?'. I laughed so hard, what instant noodles."

After Jiang Xun was silent for a moment, he opened his mouth and reminded: "Is it possible, is he talking about the convenience of the interview?"

"Forehead……"

Chen Quan fell into deep thought.

After pondering for a while, Chen Quan immediately dialed back the call and explained the situation with a smiling face.

Seeing this appearance, Jiang Xun couldn't help shaking his head, really worried about Chen Quan's IQ.

With this IQ, can I really find a job in my work unit?

Cub, I am very worried about your future.

Jiang Xun was deeply worried.

Soon, under Chen Quan's nodding and bowing, he finally explained the situation clearly, and the misunderstanding came to an end.

After hanging up the phone, Chen Quan breathed a sigh of relief, and smiled at Jiang Xun: "Fortunately, my buddy is resourceful, otherwise I missed another interview opportunity."

"Wait, what do you mean 'again'?"

"Uh, it's not interesting, it's just meaning... You can eat Malatang quickly, if you don't eat Malatang, it will be cold, eat quickly."

"..."

Under such perfunctory, Chen Quan changed the topic and pretended nothing happened.

Seeing that Chen Quan was unwilling to mention it, Jiang Xun didn't ask any further questions.

He can already imagine Chen Quan's mentally handicapped operation.

After eating for a while, Jiang Xun suddenly thought of something, and asked, "By the way, won't your job search affect your novel update? I see that you promised to update 6-8 thousand words per day, and you still have time to write at work." ?"

"The update I promised is six to eight thousand, who told you that it is six thousand to eight thousand?" Chen Quan said confidently, "Four thousand a day is already the limit of the human body, and if I add five hundred words, I have a mutation!"

Jiang Xun: 6
Just put it hard, right?

Jiang Xun couldn't say anything about it.

Because he is an up master, strictly speaking, he is also a pigeon spirit, and it is common to update a video in more than ten days.

Of course, it refers to the big account for the dream. When the small account used to be a marketing account, I wish I could update a short video every day to justify my meal.

Make money, not shabby.

But seeing his good son like this, Jiang Xun was also reluctant to let others suffer, and immediately asked: "I have a part-time job here, why do you want to come?"

After a mouthful of 'San Xian Yi Mian', Chen Quan looked up at Jiang Xun: "What part-time job?"

"Look for wanted criminals online."

Jiang Xun chuckled, and then said: "Look for those who have rewards, and besides that, look for places where supernatural events have happened, and the gold tickets are very big."

After all, Jiang Xun was worried about what Chen Quan would think of, and added: "It's mainly the wanted criminals. If you find them, you can give you one-fifth of the bounty."

Hearing Jiang Xun's words, Chen Quan showed an expression of "look at me stupid": "If I find out about the wanted criminal, can I just report the information? I'll just get the intelligence bonus, and it's still worth it That one-fifth?"

Jiang Xun: ...

Yes, forget about it.

"You can notify me first, and then notify the police." Jiang Xun said, "Twice the money."

Chen Quan was a little moved: "This...isn't too bad?"

"What's wrong, you're not tipping off a wanted criminal." Jiang Xun said frankly.

"That's fine." Chen Quan nodded.

In fact, Jiang Xun didn't expect much from Chen Quan, but if he found something, it would be great for him.

Who is he after all?
He's a bounty hunter!
It is also good to earn a little extra money. As the city with the highest economy in the province, Zhenhai City is a real first-tier city. Although it is not as good as Yanjing and Gaohai, it is still good compared to ordinary cities. Under the traffic, many wanted criminals naturally hide in it.

Therefore, the action of bounty hunting is not bad, and it has the potential to make a lot of money successfully!
But it doesn't matter even if you can't make money, don't you still have a cat, cat and dog acrobatic troupe?Enough to feed myself.

No matter how bad it is, let's make a deal with monk Dingzhen. As the only king in the auditorium, Dingzhen is a rich monk, the kind who never claims to be a poor monk.

No matter what, I won't die of hunger.

After eating, Jiang Xun took away the seven servings of Malatang he had packed, and walked out of Malatang's shop with Chen Quan.

When Chen Quan was about to get into the co-pilot, he heard Jiang Xun say: "Okay, this is only 300 meters away from your home. You can walk back by yourself, and you can still digest your food. I have something to do, so I will withdraw first."

Chen Quan:?
Did you really come to eat with me?I thought there would be some kind of entertainment, such as Washing Foot City... Ahem, such as Internet Cafe Erlian sitting together to play Forest Ice Fireman and an exciting game of flying chess.

Looking at Jiang Xun riding Juechen's small broken car, Chen Quan couldn't help but sighed deeply, and finally made up his mind.

He wants to buy a car too!
Even if it is broken, the second-hand ones are only a few thousand yuan.

He also wants to get rid of this kind of predicament that travels all by walking!

Come back home!

……

Jiang Xun hummed a little song and drove the car.

Suddenly, he felt a chill behind his back, as if some scourge was staring at him from behind, which made Jiang Xun feel a little uncomfortable.

Undoubtedly, apart from Jiang Xun, the only creature on the car was Joan of Arc.

"Jeanne, why are you looking at me like that?"

Jiang Xun felt terrified at the sight, forced a smile, and asked Joan of Arc in the back seat with a meowing smile.

"Going to eat something delicious, right?"

Joan of Arc looked like a senior fighter, looking at Jiang Xun with a straight face, and said viciously, "Why don't you take me there!"

Her expression can be said to be super fierce!
Jiang Xun: ...

"Sister, you are a cat now, where there are cats, you want to occupy a seat and eat Malatang?"

Jiang Xun was a little helpless, so he could only explain it like this: "It's hard to explain clearly when people see it, besides, your food tastes like a storm, it's jaw-dropping, it's really..."

"What do you mean, scold me, right?!"

"It's you who think too much, Meow of Joan, I advise you to take more culture classes taught by Teacher Renjie, otherwise you won't be able to understand others scolding you. Do you know what it means to change your destiny with knowledge?"

"Aww~! I'm going to bite you to death!"

"Driving, driving, don't scratch my back with your kitten's paw!"

"..."

When Jiang Xun arrived at the familiar mobile phone store, there were already many kitten paws on his back.

But maybe it's because Jiang Xun's skin is rough and fleshy, maybe it's because Joan of Arc didn't use much force, or maybe it's a combination of both. Anyway, there are only red scratches on Jiang Xun's back, and there is actually no bleeding at all. It looks like a mark made out of playing around.

Life is so helpless sometimes.

After parking the car, Jiang Xun casually opened a bag of Mala Tang, letting Joan of Arc eat here with peace of mind, while he himself got out of the car to buy a mobile phone.

Joan of Arc glanced at Malatang, her eyes were full of curiosity, but her face was disdainful.

"Hmph, he Jiang Xun dared to say that I'm an idiot! I'll show you today, even if I jump out of the car, I won't eat a bite of your food! Meow~"

Raising her proud little head, Joan of Arc was so proud that she swore that she would not take a bite of Malatang.

but……

As we all know, the car is a confined space, and Malatang itself has a strong taste. The combination of the two will soon emit an attractive taste.

After smelling this smell, Joan swallowed her saliva, snorted coldly again, and murmured arrogantly to herself, "I'll just take a bite, and Jiang Xun will never notice it! Meow~"

At this point, Joan of Arc started showing off.

"Just take a bite."

"Hey, this sliced ​​ham is delicious, much better than French ones!"

"What kind of vegetable is this? It's weird and has no head. I'll take a bite."

"This piece of meat is not bad. It looks like a pig eaten by nobles. I represent the will of God and destroy this pig!"

"Why is there stuffing in this meatball? I'll take another bite..."

"..."

Jiang Xun didn't know about Joan's mental journey, but as soon as he entered the mobile phone store, the sales staff of the mobile phone store's eyes lit up.

Yo, this is a big customer!
Last time I bought seven or eight units in one go!
With the advent of the Internet age, the roadside real economy like them has suffered a lot of blows. Young people are all shopping online. Who still visits shopping malls and brick-and-mortar stores?

Is such that.

After all, there is still a big difference between mobile phone stores and online shopping.

When Jiang Xun was in college, he once won a prize of 1 yuan for one of his video essays.

He happily went to the computer city to buy a laptop computer. Under the tricks of profiteers, he spent 100 oceans and bought a computer released last year, and the initial price was [-] yuan...

Later, after being pointed out by friends, at least more than 2000 people were cheated.

It can only be said that the computer city belongs to the high incidence area of ​​accidents.

But the mobile phone store is okay, at most it will cheat you for two or three hundred, and Jiang Xun bought a low-end phone, and compared the prices online, so the price is fair.

Jiang Xun didn't compare too much this time, and bought ten of them in one go.

On the one hand, Jiang Xun is rich.

On the other hand, more mobile phones can be used by minions to fiddle with them.

Jiang Xun found out that these three minions are really talented.

For now, among the seven living treasures in my family, Napoleon Wang has the most useful skills. The three minions can freely splicing electrical components. Two years will be able to become an 'academician' Dangdang.

Thinking of this, Jiang Xun couldn't help but feel excited, and the genre of the novel seemed to have changed from a cute pet daily essay to a hacker science novel at this moment.

After buying the mobile phone, under the respectful eyes of the salesperson, Jiang Xun stepped out of the shop and returned to the car.

As soon as he got in the car, he saw a scene that shocked him.

Qifen Malatang has now been completely wiped out, leaving seven plastic bowls, not even his meow's soup.

Jiang Xun:? ? ?
He looked at Joan of Arc, and Joan of Arc had an expression that he hadn't done anything, and at the same time he whimpered fiercely: "What are you looking at, haven't you seen a kitten?!"

"You ate all of this?" Jiang Xun pointed to Malatang beside him.

Joan of Arc, whose mouth was stained with spicy soup, shook her head and denied: "I'm not, I don't, don't talk nonsense."

"I've never seen these things."

Joan raised her head, talking nonsense seriously.

Seeing this, Jiang Xun couldn't help smiling, but when he was about to say something, his phone suddenly vibrated.

I took it out and saw that it was Chen Quan calling.

Hey, did he pull something on my car?

Jiang Xun was a little surprised, and immediately connected the phone. Before he could speak, Chen Quan hurriedly said:

"Looking for a child! There are traffickers in our community! Just now, the mentally ill child from the old Gu's family... what is his name? Gu Feng seems to have taken him away!"

　The one about buying a computer is adapted from real people.

　　I have a friend who passed the starting point fantasy novel essay in 18 and won No.4 with a bonus of 1 yuan.I took the 1 yuan to a physical store to buy a computer. I spent 2017 yuan and bought the 7000 version of Lenovo Y[-].

　　Until last year, when I bought stickers for my broken computer online, I couldn’t find the model and sent them to the sticker merchant, and they told me that I was scammed at least 2000 times.

　　My current computer was bought on JD.com during the National Day last year. JD.com is quite expensive, more than 5000, and the configuration is more than ten times that of the old computer.

　　You are numb, you were cheated to death.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)