"Crack the moral kidnapping?"

Li Qingzhao shook her head helplessly. As a scholar, she knew the dangers of moral kidnapping best. Those sanctimonious people would accuse you from the highest point of morality regardless of your reasons and excuses, leaving you unable to defend yourself.

In this battle of Dali, many more people in Dali died from the man-made locust evil than those who died in the war. Although it was during the war, it was the southwest barbarians who took action, and the result was even beneficial to the Song Dynasty, but The final blame fell on Fan Zheng.

Moreover, faced with the moral kidnapping of a group of pedantic people, Fan Zheng had no reason to refute. After all, the evil recipe of using humans as locusts came from his own hands.

"And judging from my concubine's point of view, what I am doing now is not good for my husband. It is possible that the scholar-bureaucrats are adding fuel to the fire to my husband." Li Qingzhao said worriedly.

Although Fan Zheng was a popular figure among officials, he was not from a professional background, and he was already ranked as a fourth-rank official at a young age. He was the youngest official in the Song Dynasty.

Not to mention that Fan Zheng's promotion was all based on military merit. Whether it was the gentry's exclusion of people who did not come from the imperial examination, or the court's tradition of using civility to control military force, Fan Zheng was incompatible with the gentry and sergeants of the court, so it was logical to suppress Fan Zheng. .

Fan Zheng sneered: "Other officials would definitely be helpless, but Fan is an evil doctor and doesn't care about fame. Since the scholar-officials kidnap Fan morally, then Fan will let them know what it means to break the jar and break the pot."

"Broken jar, broken jar?"

Li Qingzhao couldn't help but look at Fan Zheng in astonishment. Although she didn't know what damaging move her husband had thought of, she believed that this move would definitely make the scholar-bureaucrats extremely unhappy, but it left them helpless. And she seemed to be one of the scholar-bureaucrats. For a moment, Don't know what to do.

Imperial Medical Temple!

Unlike Fan Zheng who was morally kidnapped by a group of sanctimonious people, in the Imperial Medical Temple, all the doctors regarded Fan Zheng as if he were a god.

Because of Fan Zheng's existence, the Imperial Medical Office, a fifth-rank official with the highest official rank, was promoted to the Imperial Medical Temple, becoming one of the important departments above the court. Not only did the official positions of many imperial doctors rise continuously, but the authority of the medical family was greatly enhanced. This is the glory that Fan Zheng gained for the medical family by destroying Dali.

Even if everyone scorns Fan Zheng, the doctor is not qualified to say that Fan Zheng is not good at all.

"Thank you so much, Fan Taicheng!"

A group of imperial doctors expressed their gratitude to Fan Zheng. Now they have all been promoted to at least one level, and their salaries have been greatly increased, not to mention their social status has been greatly improved.

Fan Zheng said disapprovingly: "This is a trivial matter. The ultimate goal of a medical family is to become a member of the imperial court. How can you be satisfied with a mere imperial doctor temple?"

"Medical Department!"

A group of imperial doctors couldn't help but be fascinated. If the medical department was successful, it would be equivalent to the six departments of the imperial court. Then wouldn't all of them be prosperous?

If other people had said this, all the doctors would have regarded it as a joke. However, Fan Zheng has promoted the Imperial Medical Office to the Imperial Medical Temple. With the rapid development of the medical profession and Fan Zheng's status in the eyes of the officials, this goal may not be without a chance. accomplish.

Even the imperial physician Qian Yi couldn't help but be excited. If he could successfully upgrade the Imperial Physician Temple to the Ministry of Medicine, wouldn't his position as the Imperial Physician Cheng be the Minister of the Medical Ministry?

However, Qian Yi knew in his heart that there was only one candidate for the chancellery of the Ministry of Medicine, and that was the imperial physician in front of him, Fan Zheng. However, he was not jealous at all. After all, the Imperial Medical Office was promoted to the Imperial Medical Temple, and the person who allowed him to be promoted to the third rank was already Pie in the sky.

After Fan Zheng encouraged the doctors, he asked about the business, "How is the progress of over-the-counter drugs now?"

An imperial doctor said helplessly: "Back to Fan Taicheng, as soon as over-the-counter medicines came out, they became very popular among the people of Kaifeng. For many common common diseases, people do not need to come to the doctor for consultation. They only need to buy ready-made medicines and take them by themselves. They can even be cured at home." Medicines are a great convenience to the people.”

Originally, traditional doctors were quite disgusted with over-the-counter medicines. However, the popularity of over-the-counter medicines in Kaifeng once again proved the excellent vision of evil doctor Fan Zheng.

Fan Zheng nodded and said: "Since the pilot program of over-the-counter drugs in Kaifeng City has been a great success, let's continue to promote the drug all over the world so that over-the-counter drugs can benefit people all over the world."

All the imperial doctors hesitated to speak, and finally turned their attention to the leader, Ling Qian Yi.

Medical order Qian Yi saw this and came out helplessly: "Fan Taicheng, the over-the-counter drug pilot is indeed successful. This will certainly facilitate doctors and patients and allow drug manufacturers to make profits, but it is not without its flaws."

Fan Zheng cupped his hands and said, "Please ask the imperial physician to order you to speak frankly!"

Qian Yi said solemnly: "Patients buy over-the-counter medicines in person and take them themselves. They are not prescribed by doctors. This itself has certain risks. Not to mention that over-the-counter medicines are not purchased in the hospital, but are sold by a group of drug dealers. However, the medicine Businessmen are businessmen after all. In the past, there were not a few drug dealers who passed off substandard products and sold fake medicinal materials as genuine. The lessons of this past experience are clear to our eyes. If there are unscrupulous drug dealers who pass off substandard products and sell fake medicines, it will not only endanger the health of patients. , it is more likely to ruin the reputation of doctors.”

It can be said that it is hard-won for the medical family to have what it has today, so Qian Yi naturally does not want to put the medical family at risk again.

Fan Zheng nodded and said: "What the imperial doctor said is absolutely true. There are indeed risks in this regard, but the emergence of over-the-counter drugs also has more benefits than disadvantages."

Qian Yi argued rationally: "Medicines are related to the health of the people. As doctors, how can we ignore the disadvantages despite knowing them?"

All the imperial doctors agreed.

Fan Zheng waved his hand and said: "Of course Fan did not mean this. We are doctors. Since we know that this strategy is extremely beneficial, although it has disadvantages, we can just prescribe another prescription to cure the disadvantages. How can we give up eating because of choking."

"Prescribe another prescription?" All the doctors looked at Fan Zheng and looked at each other.

Although they all believed in Fan Zheng's medical skills, they were insensitive to Fan Zheng's evil prescriptions, because every time Fan Zheng's evil prescriptions made them, traditional doctors, feel like they had a lump in their throats and a thorn in their backs.

Qian Yi said cautiously: "I don't know what Fan Taicheng's recipe is!"

Fan Zheng said solemnly: "Hospitals are already spread in all the major cities in the world. In addition, once over-the-counter medicines are released, they will be spread all over the world at the fastest speed. It is inevitable that there will be harmful ones among them that will damage the reputation of our medical family."

All the doctors nodded in embarrassment. Not only were there shady drug dealers, but there were also shady doctors. Because of the red envelope incident during the surgery, the doctors had to deal with the doctors a lot.

Fan Zheng continued: "In the past, the medical family only had a small Imperial Medical Office, and it was unable to cope with the current situation. Now that the Imperial Medical Office has been upgraded to an Imperial Medical Temple, the official position and rank have increased, and naturally it has to bear more responsibilities."

"More responsibility?"

All the imperial doctors looked at each other, vaguely expecting something in their hearts, but they did not dare to make random guesses.

Fan Zheng looked at all the imperial doctors, and he didn't know what everyone was guessing. He immediately said directly: "Medical disputes or counterfeit medicinal materials have always been dealt with by the government. However, officials are not proficient in medicine. If they want to solve the chronic diseases of doctors, they still need to For those who are proficient in medicine, the Imperial Medical Temple is now a third-level yamen, and Fan proposed to set up Imperial Medical Offices in various capitals of the Song Dynasty to specifically handle the affairs of various medical families."

"Each district in the Song Dynasty established an imperial medical office!"

As soon as Fan Zheng said this, all the imperial doctors were in an uproar.

The administrative area of ​​the Song Dynasty has a total of fifteen roads, which means that the doctors need to add fifteen more Imperial Medical Offices at once, and they have just been upgraded from the Imperial Medical Office to the Imperial Medical Temple.

In other words, the official family of the medical family suddenly increased by fifteen times, and they, the imperial doctors, could divide this feast of power. This was an irresistible temptation for the imperial doctors. "Fan Taicheng is wise!"

All the imperial doctors who were originally worried about over-the-counter medicines immediately wanted to raise their hands in agreement. If there were no risks of over-the-counter medicines, how could doctors open imperial medical offices all over the world.

Seeing this, Fan Zheng added to his anger and said: "The medical family is the imperial doctor's temple. The maximum limit can only be to set up imperial medical offices in each district. One day, the medical family will be able to list the medical parts in the court, and then every county in the world will have an imperial physician." With the existence of separate branches, doctors will completely complete a top-down, self-contained structure.

"hiss!"

Suddenly all the imperial doctors couldn't help but take a breath of cold air. Even just imagining this situation made them extremely unable to restrain themselves. By then, medical departments will be listed in the court and spread all over the world, and how brilliant the medical family will be.

“Can doctors really do it that day?

Even the imperial physician Qian Yi could not help but be fascinated and murmured.

Fan Zheng solemnly nodded and said: "It must be possible! Of course, the premise is that the doctors can truly help the world and all doctors work hard to achieve it. This day will definitely come. All those who sabotage the doctors' plans will be severely punished once they are discovered."

After using his official position to show favor, Fan Zheng once again used his power and promulgated supervision and punishment methods for the Imperial Medical Office. With the combination of kindness and power, all the imperial doctors were immediately convinced.

"I'll obey!"

In the Imperial Medical Temple, all the doctors said solemnly.

Seeing this, Fan Zheng nodded with satisfaction and said loudly: "If you want medical departments to be listed in the court, the most important thing is to continuously improve the medical skills of doctors, especially for common diseases. Doctors need to gather more people It’s up to the healers to conquer it.”

"What Fan Taicheng said is true!"

Imperial physician Ling Qian Yi nodded in agreement. The reason why the medical family is able to achieve today's glory is not only because Fan Zheng was favored, but more importantly, he became a forensic doctor, which greatly improved the medical skills of the medical family and overcame one difficult problem after another. Diseases, especially common diseases, once a cure is found, it will be enough to benefit tens of millions of people in the Song Dynasty.

Fan Zheng said solemnly: "So the stubborn disease we want to study today is hemorrhoids!"

"hemorrhoid?"

All the imperial doctors suddenly laughed bitterly. Fan Zheng was indeed a great hero of the medical family, but his nature of making evil prescriptions has not changed. Hemorrhoids are the most filthy disease in the human body, and all the imperial doctors are very taboo about this.

Seeing this, Fan Zheng sneered and said: "There is a folk saying: Nine out of ten people have hemorrhoids. Although this statement is exaggerated, there are more than tens of millions of people suffering from hemorrhoids in the world. How can such a widespread disease be avoided because of filth? Isn't it against the law? The great doctor sincerely swears."

"Fan Taicheng taught you a lesson!"

A group of imperial doctors received teachings.

The imperial doctor made Qian Yi frown and said: "Hemorrhoids are indeed very common in the world, but it is a chronic disease, and it is inside the human body, making it difficult for us to deal with it."

"According to our findings, hemorrhoids are caused by people squatting for a long time during defecation or exerting too much force during constipation. They are not caused by any source of disease and cannot be prevented at all!" Other imperial doctors also nodded.

Although doctors emphasize prevention over cure, and have discovered the theory that all causes of disease are alive, hemorrhoids cannot be prevented, and there are no causes of disease, which makes it even more difficult for them to deal with it. They cannot let people in the world not defecate!

Fan Zheng shook his head and said: "Since we found that it was caused by defecation, we should vigorously promote the doctor's toilet. This can reduce the force and reduce the occurrence of hemorrhoids."

All the imperial doctors couldn't help but be surprised. They were doctors and they were selling toilets. However, what Fan Zheng said was not unreasonable. Using the toilet did have certain benefits for hemorrhoid patients.

"Furthermore, hemorrhoids are traumatic injuries after all. Since it is a traumatic injury, why can't hemorrhoid surgery be performed? Intestinal anastomosis is not a difficult problem for doctors." Fan Zheng proposed another solution.

Yang Jie nodded and said: "Theoretically it is feasible! The Traditional Chinese Medicine Hospital will test this method as soon as possible and strive to realize it as soon as possible."

All the imperial doctors sighed helplessly, this time they were overtaken by the Traditional Chinese Medicine Hospital. They thought about it and realized that if they wanted to cure hemorrhoids, only surgery could do it.

Fan Zheng said loudly: "Ten people have nine hemorrhoids. However, not all hemorrhoids will cause disease, and many hemorrhoids will even heal on their own. In Fan's opinion, the biggest culprit of hemorrhoids is toilet chips!"

"Toilet chip!"

All the doctors couldn't help but be stunned. They must know that the toilet bag was the most commonly used toilet tool for the people of the Song Dynasty. Almost everyone could not do without it.

"Why is this?" Qian Yi asked puzzled.

Fan Zheng said loudly: "The reason why hemorrhoids occur is because of the infection of various pathogenic sources. The toilet seat is too hard and can be easily scratched. Eventually, the pathogenic factors can infect the hemorrhoids and lead to the disease."

All the doctors fell silent.

Because what Fan Zheng said is not unreasonable. People all over the world use the toilet very crudely. Compared with clods, leaves, and pebbles, toilet chips are already the best thing. They are cheap and simple. Only then did they become popular on a large scale. Of course, high officials The noble man has a better way, which is to use soft silk to use the toilet.

Yang Jie shook his head sadly and said: "Silk is too expensive and ordinary people cannot afford it."

The imperial doctors nodded one after another. What Yang Jie said was true. Not only ordinary people couldn't afford it, but even they probably couldn't afford silk silk for toilet use.

Fan Zheng nodded solemnly and said: "So doctors need to find a new toilet tool that can take into account the cheapness of toilet chips and the softness of silk."

Qian Yi shook his head and said: "How is it possible? How can there be such a perfect thing in the world?"

Other doctors also shook their heads. Fan Zheng's idea was good, but it was too whimsical.

Fan Zheng said loudly: "Of course there is a way to have both ends in this world. During the Qin and Han Dynasties, people needed to use heavy bamboo slips to write. It is said that Qin Shihuang's memorials weighed 120 kilograms per day and were difficult to store. There were only two kinds of writing in the world. One way was to use cheap bamboo slips, and the other was to use expensive silk or sheepskin, until a person appeared and he discovered a way to have both."

"Cai Lun makes paper!" Yang Jie blurted out.

Yang Jie suddenly paused, suddenly stood up and looked at Fan Zheng and said: "You actually want people all over the world to use paper to go to the toilet?"

"Not bad!" Fan Zheng nodded. (End of chapter)

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