shock!The female man is bound to the white lotus system

Chapter 30 That's it?It's not good at fighting.

"Hit your son? Who is your son? Tsk! I managed to clean up something inhuman this afternoon!"

"It's really you little bitch! Just wait, I'll never end with you! And Tian Tian, ​​that little slut who dares to let outsiders beat her brother, she's going to turn against the sky! You tell her to wait for me, I won't let you go her!"

"Open your mouth and shut your mouth is a bitch, I said you talk dirty, what's the matter? Did you just climb up from the sewer, or didn't wipe your mouth after going to the toilet.

Can't spare me?It's as if no one can get around you!How dare you come out disgusting with a thing like you that hasn't evolved into an adult?
Auntie, I am a high-quality person who hates dirty things, and I want to clean them up when I see them.

You can let the horse come here quickly, I will give you a ride, after all, the garbage should go to the garbage dump! "

"You little bitch! Who are you calling?"

"I'm scolding you! How can you not hear it when it's so obvious? It's really not a human thing, and it's an obstacle to communicate!"

"You wait for me, I can't spare you!"

Tian's mother is used to being domineering over Tian Tian. Now that she meets Yu Lingchu, who has a richer vocabulary than her and is extremely sharp-tongued, she can't stand it for a while, so she can only hurriedly put down her harsh words and hang up. phone.

Tian's mother didn't seek benefits under Yu Lingchu's hands, and she was planning bitterly in her heart, and then she would get rid of her bad breath when Tian Tian was caught.

Yu Lingchu listened to the busy tone from the phone and smiled contemptuously.

"Hang up the phone now? This combat power is not good~!"

Tian Tian looked at Yu Lingchu in a daze, with unconcealable admiration in her eyes.

Sister Lingchu is so powerful, she even scolds people so nicely...

Yu Lingchu hung up the phone and looked at Tian Tian.

it's over...

For a despicable shrew like Ueda's mother, she forgot to restrain herself for a moment.

It seems to scare the little beauty...

"System, you said that if I tell Tian Tian that I am actually a gentle person, will she believe it?"

The system soul asked back: "Uh... do you believe the host yourself?"

Yu Lingchu: "Uh... garbage system!"

Talking nonsense and telling the truth will not be flexible at all, at least it will do to comfort her.

system:"……"

Why scold it!Host, you are too much, hey!
"Hmm!" Yu Lingchu cleared her throat, and smiled gently at Tian Tian: "Well, I'll get you a new phone and number tomorrow, and don't use this phone for now, lest Tian's family call you and cause trouble."

"En." Tian Tiandian nodded, looking very cute.

Yu Lingchu smiled.

"System, this girl is so good, she won't be really scared by me, so what did I say?"

The system pretends to be dead...

"System, are you dead?"

System: "Don't worry, the host, I will remember to take you with me when I die"

Yu Lingchu: "Hehe... I thank you for thinking of me so much."

"Sure, you're welcome."

Yu Lingchu: "..."

"Sister Lingchu."

Tian Tian looked at Yu Lingchu adoringly, and sincerely praised: "You are so amazing just now!"

Yu Lingchu smiled: "It's okay..."

Tian Tian enviously said: "If only I could swear like you."

Yu Lingchu: "..."

"Uh...system, is this little sister complimenting me?"

System: "Is... right? Look how sincere her eyes are..."

Tian Tian realized that what she said might be wrong, and immediately explained with some anxiety: "Sister Lingchu, I have no other intentions, I just think you are very powerful!

What I want to say is, if only I were as powerful as you..."

"I know, I know." Yu Lingchu quickly comforted her.

"Sister Lingchu, I will learn from you."

Tian Tian looked at Yu Lingchu with bright eyes: "I will work hard to become stronger and become as powerful as sister Lingchu!"

Yu Lingchu touched Tian Tian's head: "You are fine now."

About half an hour later, Fang Yu hurried from outside to Yu Lingchu's residence.

Seeing him, Tian Tian lowered her head in shame.

She felt sorry for Fang Yu for concealing her unbearable life experience and family relationship with Fang Yu.

When Fang Yu came in, he rushed directly to Tian Tian, ​​looking her up and down: "Are you okay?"

Tian Tian shook her head, and looked at Fang Yu with frank eyes: "Fang Yu, I'm sorry! I shouldn't have concealed my life and family background to associate with you, it's very unfair to you."

Fang Yu patted Tian Tian's head: "I understand, you are hiding it from me because you care about me and are afraid of losing me..."

The system was speechless: "Host! Host! Why does it sound like the legendary dog ​​licking to me when he said that?"

"Don't talk nonsense!" Yu Lingchu scolded: "This is clearly called love brain."

System: "... Is there a difference?"

"Yes." Yuling replied solemnly at the beginning: "Haven't you heard that sentence? Lick the dog, lick the dog, until the end, you have nothing.

But look at the two of them, tsk tsk, it's clear that you and I are going in both directions, so there is no such thing as who licks whom..."

The system took it for granted: "What the host said makes sense... Wow! Wow! Wow!"

The system suddenly screamed.

Yu Lingchu was startled: "Did the system short-circuit you?"

"They're hugging each other! Why do I feel so moved... Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Yu Lingchu: "..." "You are not a human being at the fault of the system, or someone like you will be caught digging wild vegetables sooner or later!"

The system fell silent.

"Master, you scold me."

"I didn't." Yu Lingchu looked innocent.

"You have! You call me inhuman, Lianlian is so sad."

"Then think about it, are you human?"

System: "emmmm...it seems really not..."

"What does it mean to be like, be sure and be confident!"

System: "No!"

"What are you not? Make it clear."

"I'm not human!"

Yu Lingchu: "Self-awareness is very clear, there is nothing wrong with it!"

system:"……"

Why does it feel a bit weird...

But it’s really not a human, so there’s nothing wrong with it~

Yu Lingchu raised her foot and kicked Fang Yu: "Hey! I said you two are almost done. I'm still here. It doesn't matter if you show affection. Anyway, you should also consider how I feel as a single person?"

Tian Tian blushed and pushed Fang Yu away.

Fang Yu looked at Yu Lingchu: "I was afraid that you would be hungry, so I specially fed some dog food, why don't you appreciate it~"

Yu Lingchu flexed his wrists and gave a domineering smile: "Heh! Don't think that I won't dare to beat you up if Tian Tian is here!"

Fang Yu snorted coldly, leaned his head on Tian Tian's lap, pointed at Yu Lingchu like a big wronged dog, and complained: "My wife~she bullied me~"

Yu Ling glanced at him for the first time, and said, "Bitch is hypocritical."

Tian Tian watched the two bickering, holding back a smile.

Yu Lingchu raised her foot to kick Fang Yu, and said in distaste, "Hurry up and talk about business, just your big head, don't numb my sister's legs anymore."

(End of this chapter)