Merry ghost doctor

Nanshan Village is located in the north of the East China Sea. It is located in a mountainous area, surrounded by mountains, and a hundred birds are singing. It is an image of a blessed land.

It was already past two o'clock in the afternoon when the two of Zhang Xiaofan came here, the scorching sun was directly on their heads, and only Zhizhi was screaming incessantly in their ears, and there was no coolness other than the heat of summer.

Now the policy is good, the people in the village are getting richer, and every household has built a building, and the shelter from the wind and rain is much stronger than in previous years.

"I said Pang San, you are well hidden, kid. If you don't know, you might think that you hide somewhere quiet all day long. It turns out that cats are making a fortune here." Zhang Xiaotang took the drink and poured it into his mouth. The bean-sized beads of sweat kept slipping off, and what Fatty couldn't stand most was the scorching summer.

Pang San is a villager in Nanshan Village. He owns a three-storey house. After calling them to sit down, he offered cigarettes and said with a grin: "Boss Zhang, don't laugh at me. We are just countrymen. Compared with a big business like yours, it’s nothing more than a living.” He turned his head to look at Zhang Xiaofan, and asked, “This is…”

"My family brother, Zhang Xiaofan."

"It's a pleasure to meet you..." Pang San stood up and shook hands enthusiastically, the wrinkles on his face were all piled up together, he didn't have the simplicity of many countrymen, and most of them were cunning.

Zhang Xiaotang didn't want to stay here any longer, Shi Qiang went home to rest, and the business in the store had to be taken care of, so he said straightforwardly: "You said there was an unearthed ancient corpse that you want to exchange for money, where is it now, show me to see it look."

Pang San was startled when he heard the words, blinked his eyes and asked: "Didn't you say you were unlucky two days ago, why did you change your mind today?"

Zhang Xiaotang saw the other party's face was a little ugly, frowned and said: "What's the matter, could it be you who sold the things to others?"

Pang San's heart skipped a beat, and he said with a sneer: "It's nothing, how can it be, haha..." He rolled his eyes and leaned his head together: "You really want that thing, as for the price..."

"Don't worry, I can't lose you." Zhang Xiaotang took out a stack of [-] cash from his bag, and said with full momentum: "These money should buy you a lot of things, hurry up and take out the things, I'm lucky. "

Pang San just glanced at the stack of red banknotes, his eyes never stayed on it, and said in a strange voice: "Boss Zhang is not joking, an ancient corpse is only worth 5 yuan, this is not the one on the street." The price of cabbage is ten cents a catty. If you want a fresh one, I can find a way to get it."

Zhang Xiaotang was also taken aback when he heard the words, since he became the second in charge of Zhenbaozhai, no one has yelled at him like this, they are all people who want face anyway, so there is no room for such nonsense.He snorted coldly, put the drink heavily on the table, and said: "Pang San, do you think that ancient corpse is a gold ingot or something, pointing at the cub? I can tell you, except for me, no one would know Go ask for that thing. You fucking want to imitate Lu Buwei and play with a rare commodity, that's fine, let's wait and see."

As soon as the words fell, Zhang Xiaotang raised his buttocks and wanted to leave.Pang San was also panicked when he saw this posture, hurriedly stepped forward to pester him, and said with a smile on his face: "Boss Zhang, let's talk if we have something to say, you also know that my mouth is like a butt. What you say is like farting, don't take it to your heart."

Everyone knows that money is not easy to earn, but few people know what a face is, and it is worthless in terms of weight.

Zhang Xiaotang glanced at the kid, and said with a half smile: "What's the matter, is fifty thousand enough?"

"Enough, enough..." Pang San hurriedly invited him to the seat cautiously, and after a long time without making a sound, he said in embarrassment: "The 5 yuan is not too little, but things have changed. , so..."

Hearing this, Zhang Xiaotang pointed to his brother, and said, "I said Pang San, it's not a day or two for you guys to come out to hang out, and there's a lot of work like setting up beams and setting up fairy bureaus. If you want to be here What kind of tricks am I doing here, be careful to support yourself to death."

The smile on Pang San's face froze there, he glanced at Zhang Xiaofan, and swallowed deeply.

From the moment the two of them entered the door, Pang San carefully observed Zhang Xiaofan who was unfamiliar to him, and found that Zhang Xiaofan was walking briskly, his whole body was full of bumps, his arms were thicker than his own thighs, and his big fists were covered with Rough black marks, sitting on the chair is obviously Lian Jiazi's gesture.

Up to now, Pang San really didn't intend to hide it anymore, and said regretfully, "Boss Zhang, let me tell you the truth. I have this ancient corpse, but it was stolen last night." , my mother-in-law was injured because of this matter, and she is still lying on the bed now."

To say that this Pang San is also a master who wants money and life. Relying on working as a part-time job in the ancient street for a while, he has been shopping around for antique furniture and other things in the surrounding ten miles and eight villages. Over the past ten years, he has made a lot of money. One hundred thousand.But I didn't expect that there was a heavy rain in Nanshan Village a few days ago, and a coffin was washed down, and Pang San, who went up the mountain to avoid the rain, happened to meet him.This guy is obsessed with money, seeing that the ancient corpse in the coffin has a delicate face, a light veil on his body, and is very beautiful, he wants to exchange this intact ancient corpse for some money.

How could he have imagined that ordinary antique shops would be taboo about these things, and if anyone really wanted to sell them, they would sell them in places like museums, and he hadn't heard of anyone who was interested in collecting ancient corpses. [

Hitting a wall on the ancient street, the unhappy Pang San returned home and told his mother-in-law about the incident.Pang San's wife is Xia Fang, who is as virtuous as he, who regards money as his life, how could he let the gold ingots in his hands fly away.

Therefore, the two decided to hide the ancient corpse in the room upstairs and wait until they found a buyer before bargaining.

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Who knew that when Xia Fang woke up last night, she heard movement in the house, so she went in directly to take a look, and found a black shadow secretly preparing to steal the ancient corpse away.This woman Xia Fang has always been aggressive, and she is wilder than men when she acts madly. When she sees someone trying to steal her treasure, she rushes towards her and scuffles with him.Rural women are much stronger than girls in the city, and the other party was caught off guard by her, and the fingers and slaps fell down.

However, the thief was unmoved, as if the pain didn't hit him at all, he just raised his arm and threw Xia Fang up, flew several meters in the air, and hit the wall with a bang Passed out.

There was a lot of noise for a while, and Pang San and the dogs at home were alarmed.Pang San hurried over with a flashlight to check, just happened to see the scene where his mother-in-law flew out, and was so frightened that his hands and feet went limp on the spot, and yellow urine dripped down his crotch.

The thief carried the ancient corpse on his shoulders and walked towards Pang San step by step, but Pang San was so discouraged that he didn't even have the strength to stand up.The black dog raised in the family is very fierce. When he saw his master being beaten, he rushed forward to bite him.Strange to say, the thief panicked when he saw the black dog, and couldn't stop walking back and dodging.

The howling of the black dog and the sound of the beating just now caused the lights in the neighbors to light up. Seeing that the situation was not good, the thief kicked the black dog away, turned around and jumped down from the hatch, disappearing into the darkness .

When Pang San was telling the story, Zhang Xiaofan stared closely at the other person's eyes, and found that there was no intention of dodging in his eyes.The couple of them took a fancy to the ancient corpse, not for money, and wanted to sell this thing for a good price, but they couldn't hide it from the eyes of ordinary people, so they wouldn't touch it.After thinking about it, if someone really wants to steal the ancient corpse, the purpose may not be as simple as money.

Zhang Xiaotang touched him with his hand, and said softly: "The things are gone, let's go."

Walk?Zhang Xiaofan rolled his eyes, thought about it, and asked, "Do you still remember the other party's portrait?"

Pang San was startled when he heard the words, frowned and recalled: "I don't remember clearly... I was so scared and stupid at the time, but now I can't even remember whether the other party is male or female." He said with a smile, "If you want to know this, my wife knows it very well, it's just this matter..."

Zhang Xiaofan saw him ball his fingers, took two stacks of bills from Zhang Xiaotang and threw them on the table, saying: "As long as your wife answers a few questions for me, the money will be yours."