Merry ghost doctor

Pang San really likes his wife, but for the sake of money, he can't control so much. He stuffed two stacks of bills into his pocket first, and said with a smile: "You guys sit down first, and I'll call her right away." Come down, if you have anything to say, just ask, don't be polite to me."

At this time, Xia Fang was lying on the bed watching TV and knocking melon seeds. The air conditioner was turned on at a very low temperature. It was hard to imagine that she was a rural woman with her lazy appearance.But this girl is really not lazy, with bulging breasts, a slender waist, and straight and slender legs. If she doesn't have a bean face, she may be a standard beauty.

When Pang Sanmen came in, he happened to see his wife's snow-white thighs, he moved his fingers vigorously, and went to bed with his wife's arms up and down, and after a while he was addicted.

Xia Fang was watching a popular dating show recently, when she saw a tall, rich and handsome man standing on the stage, her heart fluttered, and she was groped by a salty pig's hand, "Oh, don't touch there, I hate it..." She half-closed her eyes, thinking it was The one on the stage is touching her.

However, when Xia Fang's desire was rising and she turned her head to make out, she found a guy with a sour smell and messy hair was working hard, and suddenly became angry, and slapped Pang Three hits under the bed, and opened his mouth to curse: "Look at your virtue, what's the difference between you and his mother's son-in-law, you just think about doing that kind of thing all day long! Are you talking about where the family's income has gone this month? You know it's delicious and lazy, and if you find a treasure and let someone steal it, you think you can do a fart!" [

Xia Fang's high-spirited cursing was full of anger, she didn't look injured at all, just looking at the flushed palm print on Pang San's face, she could tell how strong she was.

Pang San was slapped so hard that he didn't know where to go, his ears were buzzing, and the stars were shining brightly in front of his eyes, and it took him a long time to come back to his senses.Seeing that his mother-in-law was in a bad mood, he hurriedly offered the banknotes in his pocket with both hands, and said with a smile: "Quiet the fire, look, I'm not making money."

Xia Fang saw the two stacks of red bills, and the anger just now vanished. She took it with a smile on her face, beat Pang San back, and said angrily: "Damn ghost, I don't know if you have money, take it out earlier!" , and hid it with my old lady."

"Hehe, how dare I..." Pang San shook his head, still a little dizzy.

Xia Fang smelled the smell of new banknotes, her face was beaming with joy, but she soon became suspicious, turned her head and asked, "Wait a minute, where did you get the money from, tell me."

Pang San only remembered Zhang Xiaofan's explanation at this moment, it seems that the slap just now was really hard, and he immediately provoked another big mouth when he told Xia Fang about the matter.

"He is the second shopkeeper of Zhenbaozhai, and he has as much money as rice. Are you afraid that money will bite you or have you never seen money in eight lifetimes? Just take 2 yuan, and if you want my old lady to open her mouth, it will cost at least 20 yuan!" Xia Fang said in her mouth. But he hid the money in the bedside cabinet.

"20!" Pang San was dumbfounded, thinking back to the 5 yuan just now, he was a little bit excited, and now he can sell it for 20 with a few words. This world is too crazy.

Seeing him standing there dumbfounded, Xia Fang poked her finger on Pang San's forehead angrily and said, "Since they will offer 2 yuan to buy a place to stay, I'm not afraid to pay tens of thousands more. You must know that the money is in their hands. It's not money at all, but piles of paper with numbers written on it...Anyway, you just stay aside and don't make a sound, and I will get them done."

In the living room, the Zhang brothers were discussing matters.

In Zhang Xiaofan's view, stealing ancient corpses is not something that ordinary people can do. It is useless for ordinary people to use this thing, and even rich people think it is bad luck.After thinking about it, only people like Taoist Yuzhen would make a move, so Xia Fang, who had fought with someone who came, might know something.

Xia Fang came down in her pajamas, her appearance was so coquettish that the Zhang family brothers could guess her true nature from eight feet away.But in terms of figure, it is still good, that is, the face and temperament are really third-rate, even the lady in the nightclub is several times better than her.

"I thought who it was. It turned out that Boss Zhang came here in person, and he didn't say hello when he came. If I knew this, I would have come down just now." The cheap perfume on Xia Fang was a bit pungent, and Zhang Xiaotang wanted to move aside. butt.

Unexpectedly, Xia Fang suddenly crouched down, and pulled down a large part of the loose neckline. Zhang Xiaotang was dazed by the sight of the two balls of white meat, swallowed and stared at him fiercely.

Zhang Xiaofan glanced at Pang San's sour appearance and the marks on his face, and knew what happened upstairs.He coughed lightly and said, "The person who fought with you last night, have you seen his face clearly?"

Xia Fang, who was eyeing Zhang Xiaotang, was taken aback when she heard the words, looked at him suspiciously, and said, "Of course, my mother has sharp eyes, I can recognize him even if he turns to ashes."

Zhang Xiaofan asked in a deep voice, "What does he look like, and how old is he?"

With the increase in skill, Zhang Xiaofan's aura became more and more powerful, even a glance would make people a little frightened.Seeing his sharp gaze, Xia Fang was also terrified, shrank her neck back, mustered up the little courage left and said, "Oh, I don't remember clearly at this moment, what happened last night scared me. I'm half dead, and I haven't recovered yet." She balled her fingers together and said with a coquettish smile, "If I see some red notes again, maybe I can remember some of them."

Zhang Xiaofan snorted coldly, and said, "2 yuan is not enough, it seems that your appetite is not small." [

Xia Fang laughed lightly and said, "Don't say that, money is a good thing, who would think too much of it? These days, there is nothing to worry about. Don't have money. If there is anything, don't be sick. If I come out with another 20, I will definitely Tell you everything, Baozhun will satisfy you."

Her wishful thinking was very precise, but she misjudged the wrong person, Zhang Xiaofan has never been the master of others.

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Zhang Xiaotang didn't make a sound, he just looked at Xia Fang with a very pitiful look, and secretly sighed in his heart, it's not good for this bitch to mess with anyone, but she just wants to mess with him, just wish for luck.

Sure enough, Zhang Xiaofan looked at Pang San and his wife, and said with a calm smile on his face: "If you want money, I can give it to you, and treat it as spending money to buy a quiet place. You don't have much time left. , Eat what you should eat, drink what you should drink, anyway, every day from today onwards, you will earn money."

The words were a bit inexplicable, and Pang San and Xia Fang were puzzled when they heard it, but they vaguely felt that something was wrong, as if they were terminally ill.

"What do you mean by that? It's a legal society now. I'm not afraid of threats. If you dare to mess around, I'll call the police and arrest you!" Xia Fang's face changed, and she said viciously.

Zhang Xiaofan laughed dumbly, shook his head and said, "It's scary to know, you don't know the corpse poison in your body, if I want to deal with you, I'm not afraid to call the police at all, and you don't have this chance." He looked at Xia Fang and said: " The ancient corpse has not seen the sun for many years, and its dark atmosphere is very thick, and it coincides with the thunderstorm breaking out of the ground. Water is yin and nourishes all things. You actually carried it into the house and hid it in the rain. How dare you carry it into the house? , aren’t you afraid of the corpse poison invading your body, watching yourself rotting away and dying?”

"Ah!" Xia Fang screamed, sat down on the chair in fright, and shouted tremblingly: "You, you, don't talk nonsense, I won't believe your nonsense..." She thought again , suddenly said: "Oh, I see, you are trying to scare me, so as to save the 20 yuan. Let me tell you, there is no way to get food out of my mother's mouth!"

Seeing Xia Fang messing around there, Zhang Xiaofan didn't get angry, pointed to Pang San and said, "When you brought the ancient corpse home, your fingers were itchy slightly, and the face was the same, but you found that the itching went away after you washed your hands. After waking up the next day, I was listless, top-heavy, and couldn't lift my spirits all day. Afterwards, my whole body was sore and unbearable. I thought it was the bones and muscles injured by lifting the corpse, but I didn't know that it was the corpse insects..." Seeing Pang San's face suddenly changed, he continued Said: "Try to press the spine at the back of the neck with your hands and see how it feels?"

Not to mention Pang San, after Xia Fang heard this, she began to wonder if she was really poisoned by the corpse.She turned and came behind her husband, pressing her fingers down hard on his spine.

"Ah... Take it easy!" Pang San was so painful that his face turned green, he was sweating wildly from the pain, and couldn't straighten up.

With a slight smile on Zhang Xiaofan's face, he explained: "This is the pain of corpse poison, and slowly you will find that starting from the spine, the bones of the whole body will be necrotic, and corpse insects that are invisible to the naked eye will emerge from the cracks in the bones." , Biting the flesh and blood bit by bit, the pain and itching is so maddening, I wish I could chop off all my hands and feet. Of course, this is just the beginning..."

"Ah! Stop talking, stop talking..." Pang San wailed frantically.