Doom Roar

Before reading this passage, I hope the reader can pay attention to the title of the sub-volume. The following text is not the main text of "Doomsday Roar".

Now to make it clear, if someone reads the beginning of this and goes to the book review area to say nonsense like "No. problem...

The rain, I don't know when it started to fall, pattering, accompanied by the relentless northwest wind, even inside the house can feel the biting cold that seems to be able to pass through the chest.

"Yuan, I really like you, don't break up with me, okay? For you, I am willing to do anything, please don't leave me!"

Beside the flower bed directly below the balcony, a beautiful girl in a white shirt and red skirt school uniform was crying hysterically in the summer night's wind and rain.The rain-soaked clothes faintly reveal the graceful curves of the young girl, the beautiful long hair is dripping wetly against the cheeks and shoulders, and the thin body is trembling uncontrollably in the cold wind, there is no sense of beauty at all . [

"It's these few words again... It seems that all silly women have something in common."

I took a sip of the hot tea in my hand, Nai shook his head, took his umbrella and threw it down the mouth.

But the other party did not choose.

"Yuan, have you forgotten what you said to me? Why on earth did you leave me? Why?..." The girl's face could no longer tell whether it was rain or tears. Gradually there was flushing.

According to my previous experience of being exposed to the rain, this is a precursor to catching a cold and having a fever.

Such a beautiful girl confessed her true love downstairs to the point of fever, if I continue to look at it so emotionally, I will not be human anymore.Stepping on the slippers, grabbing the umbrella behind the hanger, I finally rushed downstairs before the girl passed out.

"You...you better go back..." Although her body was shaking, I didn't dare to help her, because I was afraid that she would slap me. I think I still have experience in similar scenes.

The girl pulled the umbrella out of my hand, threw herself into my arms and cried loudly.Immediately, two groups of soft objects were tightly attached to my chest, and a wolf howled suddenly in my heart.

It is the legendary cup!Abandoning such a girl is simply reckless, she will be struck by lightning!I calculated the exact size based on the chest pressure and force-bearing area almost at the moment of contact. I think this may be attributed to the years of teaching of the math teacher.

"Why...you tell me, am I so annoying?"

"No, no, you are so beautiful, it is definitely a great blessing to have a girlfriend like you, but...just..." Looking at the girl's rainy face, my hands were trembling, My heart is struggling, and if I had a choice, I really don't want to say it, although I have said something similar more than once, "Unfortunately, I am not Tangyuan."

"Then who are you?" The girl saw what I looked like, and I didn't blame her. The street lights in this area didn't break down just today.

"I'm Tang Yuan's elder brother, Tang Fang." I struggled to open the beautiful girl in my arms, but the warm and soft jade's departure made me a little reluctant, "I think I need to let you know that I was rejected by Ah Yuan None of the girls can get back together with him, really, I have experience with that."

Crack~!

Three seconds later, the injustice in the world was repeated again. The reckless person was not struck by lightning, but the kind-hearted person was slapped.

Only then did I realize that my so-called experience seems to be based on being slapped, sometimes to the left, sometimes to the right.

This time it turned out to be "double wind pouring ears".

……

"Brother, you got beaten again for the second brother? I really envy the relationship between you two who share weal and woe..." The third younger brother Bian Bian, who was only five years old, was already waiting at the door with a hot towel, his gloating tone It always makes me wonder whether he is here to comfort me or to ridicule me. [

Sharing weal and woe?Why do I feel as if all the suffering is borne by me alone?

"If you are so envious, next time there is such a thing, you will be in trouble for your second brother..."

"Hehe, I don't dare, I saw that beautiful sister just now in my second brother's photo album, it seems that she is from the school martial arts team..." Bian Bian hid behind the door and smiled brightly.

Strength... No wonder I feel that the movement of "Double Wind Filling the Ears" just now looks like a bodhisattva shaking his head in fear of thunderbolt, golden light, thunder and lightning palm...

But maybe I should be glad she's not on the boxing team...

"Don't laugh so happily, Xiao Bianbian, I can warn you, you must not be like your second brother in the future, or I will kill my relatives..." Speaking of which, Xiao Bianbian seems to be very popular with the little girls in the kindergarten, I think this warning is necessary.

"But if you are like you, big brother, I think you should kill me now." Xiao Bianbian spread her hands innocently.

"..."

Rebelled, my parents rebelled collectively on the first night of traveling.

My name is Tang Fang, and I have a face that is said to be owned by 80.00% of the people in the country, that is, the legendary public face, and I don’t even have any sense of existence standing next to people.I just received my ID card recently. It is said that this means that I have the right to vote and be elected by the state, but I don’t know if I can be elected. He went straight to the labor camp.

I was born in a very ordinary but thriving family.Dad is a small leader of a small department of the municipal government. Although he always emphasizes that I am a "family member of a cadre" and strictly requires me to do this and that, he is also a standard good father; My mother retired early because of poor health, and now works as a full-time housewife at home, keeping the whole house in order and doting on our children.

Although the family does not have gifts every day like other leaders of my father's work unit, but with my father's own generous income and benefits, plus my mother's pension, although my life is not rich, but it is still a hundred thousand away from poverty. Eight thousand miles.

But I think my parents are most proud of our three brothers.

The quirky little boy standing at the door is Tang Tianci, nicknamed Tang Bianbian. It was a by-product of my parents on a romantic night six years ago. The smallest baby in the family, Pimple, is just... ...It's just...the character is a bit unflattering, and I have always suspected that it was caused by the torment of a certain cartoon called "Crayon Shin-chan".But he is basically a good boy except for being funny, pretending to be a fool, adding insult to injury, chasing stars and hiding his dad's underwear.

I should state first that I didn't know the girl just now, but from the moment she appeared, I knew she must be after my second brother Tangyuan, because this is not the first time, I have experience.

Speaking of this, I have to talk about my second brother's glutinous rice balls. Although the name is a bit strange, it seems to be reasonable under the explanation of my father's "rules can't be square".Tangyuan is only one year younger than me, but I don’t know if God felt that I was sorry for my parents because I was born as a defective product, so he made up for the double portion on the second brother who was born later. Tangyuan was abnormal from the moment he was born She is smart and beautiful, and almost inherited all the advantages of her parents. As she grew up, she quickly became handsome and handsome, and she is quite proficient in learning, sports, and even non-mainstream miscellaneous subjects such as piano, chess, calligraphy, and painting. , It can be said that everyone loves everyone, and flowers bloom when they see flowers. The 1.8-meter-two tall man trampled under his feet with a gap of ten centimeters, the little bit of self-esteem that I had as a big brother.

I am also very puzzled about this point. Although I know from the old photos at home that although my parents were not handsome or beautiful when they were young, they were still outstanding in appearance. How come they are mediocre when they come to me? There is no inheritance, even the inheritance of shortcomings can not be found on my face, maybe this is the legendary genetic mutation.

Maybe it’s because of the old adage that “things of a feather flock together, and people are divided into groups”. My second brother Tang Yuan and I have no common language, and our relationship is also very general. Although he also calls me big brother when we meet, I always feel that he seems reluctant.No wonder, in the hot blood comics, the brothers all grew up watching the big brother's back, and continued to follow him to grow into a real man. I think my back may be a little thinner for Tangyuan.

In fact, Tangyuan is good in a broad sense. In the eyes of parents, he is a good son; in the eyes of Xiao Bianbian, he is a good brother; in the eyes of teachers, he is a good student; Classmates and female classmates are counted separately.

Even for boys, Tangyuan is suspected to be the best prince charming in the hearts of girls, so Tangyuan has been rolling in flowers since childhood.But I don’t know if it’s been too long. Tang Yuan seems to lose patience and compassion for the girls around him. There are countless girls who have been hurt by him. In front of the flower bed downstairs in my house, delusions will appear every now and then. The infatuated and resentful girl who used bitter tactics and tears to win back Tang Yuan's heart.

But in the end, only one person succeeded. I think the flower bed downstairs in my house is probably the place where the most resentment gathers in this city.

Different from my second brother, I was mediocre and never had any female affinity since I was a child, so that I have never dated any girl until the third year of high school, and even the success rate of confession has not broken through the zero mark, so whenever I When I saw one after another beautiful girls waiting downstairs, I would have an urge to strangle the glutinous rice balls to kill the people, even though the thought was only for a moment. [

But after all, blood is thicker than water, and I still like my younger brother Tangyuan very much, and I always try to protect him as an older brother.Even though I knew it was a thankless task, the resentful women downstairs were finally coaxed away one by one under my persuasion by beating and scolding.

It is not easy to persuade these girls who are dying to live, but I have persisted through years of hard work. Although I have not had a successful confession experience so far, but when it comes to persuading others Breaking up, I think it may be the only skill I have mastered.

I can't keep Tangyuan from messing with those girls, because I know that most of the time, those girls are posting upside down, so I can only do my best to prepare these troublesome "funeral affairs" for Tangyuan. .

Good people must be rewarded with good rewards. The teacher has been instilling in me this idea of ​​brainwashing since elementary school, although I always encountered some things in my later experience that made me doubt whether the teacher’s words were reasonable. But it is still habitually sticking to this policy.

Good people must be rewarded, if there is no reward, then you are unlucky, although my luck never seems to be good.

I took off my dripping clothes and threw them into the washing machine. I twisted the switch of the shower a few times, and a few poor drops of water dripped from the nozzle above my head. The hair on the forehead flowed down to the chin.

language……

What happened to me proved once again that the world never seems to be fair.

God said: I want light! - And so there was day.

The beauty said: I want a diamond ring! —So she got the diamond ring.

The rich man said: I want a woman! —and so he had a woman.

I said: I want to take a bath! ——The water was cut off? !

Complaining is not a solution, and it seems that this bath will not work.I took the towel and wiped it casually a few times. On the way back to the room naked, I accidentally bumped into the second brother Tangyuan. I subconsciously hurriedly protected my important parts.

"Whatever it is, I've been watching it for 17 years..."

"It's called shame!" I argued blushingly, although I knew what he said was true, but it was a conditioned reflex, "Aren't you reading in the room and saying you won't come out?"

"Just to let you know, there is a call from you. It was from the person who looked like a drug addict who came to our house last time. I didn't hang up. He should still be waiting."

The person Tangyuan mentioned was my high school classmate and buddy Ah Qing, who was born with a dark yellow complexion, coupled with a typical ribbed figure, and was dubbed a "drug addict" by the people in the class.Although he is not really a drug addict, it is undeniable that Ah Qing has a heavy smoking addiction, at least two packs of cigarettes a day, and there are even rumors that two meters of Entamoebae around him cannot survive.

"Thanks, I'll go back right away, but the one just now..."

"I will deal with my own affairs. Brother, you should not do unnecessary things in the future." Tangyuan's handsome face showed no guilt, and she turned back to her room without any gratitude. It seems that I took that for him. A slap is for nothing.

What an attitude!I bared my teeth and raised an internationally accepted hand gesture towards his closed door... I can only use this to vent my dissatisfaction in my heart. It is indeed a failure for my elder brother to do my part.

"Ah... oh... no... don't... don't touch there..."

Picking up the phone, a reverie-inducing voice came from the other side of the receiver, and a gray and fuzzy picture seemed to be formed in my mind.

A vein twitched beside my forehead.

"I'm sorry, I went to the bathroom to smoke just now, and I forgot to turn off the player on the computer..." There was a sound of tables and chairs colliding in the receiver, and the maddening moans disappeared, replaced by Ah Qing who sounded a little Sharp voice, "Why did you come back? I've smoked four cigarettes while waiting for you..."

"How many times have I said, don't measure time by the number of cigarettes you smoke. Others don't know that I don't know? The last time you waited for the bus, the cigarette you lit when the front of the bus came into the station, and you left cigarette butts as soon as the door opened, incinerate The stove is not as fast as you..." I exposed his lie mercilessly, "Let's not talk about this, what do you want from me at this time?"

"Tomorrow is Sunday, at six o'clock in the evening, I have found some friends to go out and relax, do you have time?"

"The college entrance examination is about to take place in more than a month. Why don't you study hard and go out to play?"

"It's because of the high pressure of the college entrance examination that we need proper decompression! It's my buddy who is thinking about you..." There was a buzzing sound from the microphone, and Ah Qing seemed to be flipping through his notebook, "By the way, My friend said that he would bring a few girls over, and it is said that one of them admires you very much, it seems that you have hope to get out of being single..."

"Oh? Who is it? Do I know you?" I picked up the phone and pressed the handset to my ear with my shoulder. Did God open his eyes?Ah Qing finally brought me a pleasant surprise.

"Should know him? It is said that he is in the class next door. He always sits in the last row. He usually wears glasses and wears braids. He looks okay, but there are some minor problems with his teeth... Maybe he has a bit of buck teeth?"

The last row in the next class?

My face suddenly turned half blue. I really have an impression of the person Ah Qing said, but those teeth are a bit buck-toothed. Those teeth... could be used to chew corn through the wall...

I thought God would not open his eyes so easily...

"Anyway, I reserved a place for you. Anyway, you must come tomorrow." Ah Qing finally gave me a death order. It seems that he didn't intend to ask for my opinion at all.

Do you really want to go tomorrow?

Facing the ascetic life of the college entrance examination, we hard-working students complained endlessly. It is said that even a rib like Ah Qing lost five kilograms of weight. It is indeed not a bad thing to relax properly.

But why do my eyelids keep twitching when I answer Ah Qing's call?

It’s not that I’m superstitious. I’ve rarely encountered good things since I was a child, but catastrophes and misfortunes kept beckoning me. I belong to the kind of bad life that people step on the well cover and I step on it if nothing happens.So I have been extraordinarily careful in everything I did since I was a child. Probably because of bad luck, I have been with me for too long. Sometimes I have almost magical premonitions about good or bad things that are about to happen, and the hit rate can reach more than 80.00%.

Later, even my mother often came to ask me about the ups and downs of the stock when I traded stocks behind my father's back. If it wasn't for my wrong prediction last month that the stock would fall sharply and my pocket money was stopped for a month, I almost began to think that I might It is the so-called half-immortal body.

But even so, I'm used to using my intuition to decide what I should and shouldn't do.

"Ah Yuan, does the book say that the left eye makes money and the right eye makes money, or does the left eye make money and the right eye makes money?"

"Aren't you the magic stick at home? You still need to ask me about this kind of thing?" Tangyuan was still holding a thick foreign language dictionary in the back room, flipping through the pages, "Are you the eyelid jumper?"

"Both eyes jump."

"..."

Maybe it was because my humor was too deep, Tang Yuan locked the door of her room with no expression on her face.

It's a joke, but my eyelids are really twitching. It seems that this time I really answered the saying "Fortunately, misfortune lies, and misfortune rests for blessing".

I lay in bed and thought about it all night, and finally came up with two possibilities:

First, I may find a huge sum of money in the middle of the road on the way to the meeting tomorrow, and when I am picking up the money, I will be hit and killed by a drunk driving vehicle that accidentally runs out.

Second, on the way to the meeting tomorrow, I might be hit by a drunk driving vehicle that accidentally ran out, flew more than ten meters and landed in front of a huge sum of money in the middle of the road.

After a night of painful choices, I didn’t get up until noon the next day. I finally realized in the face of my red and swollen eyes that the headache caused by lack of sleep was more painful than a car crash.

"Ah! Painful! Let the car run over me to death!" I stood in front of the sink and smacked my head on the left side vigorously in front of the mirror. The haggard and disheveled me in the mirror might look like a primitive native.

Snapped!A remote control car hit my left foot, stopped for a moment and backed away.

Xiao Bianbian was wearing pajamas and holding the remote control, smiling badly in the distance, showing a pair of small canine teeth.

"Brother, second brother is watching the news, can you tell me, I want to watch Channel [-], there is Murong Diewu's concert today..."

Murong Diewu is one of the most popular singers now. It has been three years since her debut. She was born with a hot devil figure, and her explosive dancing posture is unique.Her popularity is comparable to that of almost everyone in China. Even I, who has never been a star fan, have a good understanding of her through the discussions of my classmates after dinner, even though I don't like her songs.

My family never seems to have normal people. I always thought that Xiao Bianbian should like some cartoon characters such as Monkey King and Transformers at this age. I can understand even fictional heroes such as Superman or Batman...but he actually I like Murong Diewu, but the five-year-old is chasing stars?The world has really changed now...

Looking at Murong Diewu's very dynamic and plump breasts on the posters collected by Bianbian's bedside by some unknown means, I suddenly felt that Bianbian's behavior that did not conform to the normal age might be the same as when my mother gave birth to Bianbian. feeding so much so that he now has an uncanny preference for women with larger breasts...

"No, it's your second brother's habit to watch the news every day, so just bear with it." I patted Xiao Bianbian's head earnestly.

I know it won't work if I say it. No one can change what the second brother insists on.

"Against hegemony! I'll fight with him!" Bian Bian angrily picked up the feather duster in the corner, perhaps because his father often used it to educate him, and in his young heart he always believed that this thing was the most powerful.

"Forget it, let me tell you about it..." I don't want to see the "World War" at home when my parents come back.

It is really hard to be the eldest brother with two problem children.

"According to the observation of the National Astronomy Department, the numbered meteorite group is approaching the earth. It is expected to enter the earth's atmosphere tonight and fall in the eastern part of our country. At that time, most parts of our country will be able to observe the rare astronomical landscape of meteor shower. ..."

Tangyuan was still watching the news at noon in the living room as usual, but when I was worrying about how to speak, he suddenly got up, picked up his coat and went out.

"Go out for a while, borrow the equipment to observe the meteor shower, and maybe come back later at night."

"Observing meteor showers? Okay, do I need to get you a helmet?  …"

Thank goodness, let alone coming back later, it's okay not to come back...

After much deliberation, Ah Qing still had to go to the party invitation.It took me a whole afternoon to make up for my sleep. After I settled down for a flat dinner, I dug out what I thought was the ugliest outfit from the closet and put it on. I looked in the mirror and made myself sick.

I think this time, even that buck-toothed girl won't be interested in me if she doesn't open her eyes again.

Summer nights always fall very late, and the busy highways in the city ushered in the once-a-day off-duty rush again. The crowded vehicles slowly moved forward to the parking spaces, and the noisy horns kept rising and falling.

I'm used to the crowded city at the moment, so I left a full hour earlier, even though I was still 5 minutes late than the agreed time before I arrived at the house designated by Ah Qing.

Fortunately, apart from the temporary maintenance of the road and changing the road to pass through, nothing else happened, let alone a huge sum of money and a car crash.

"Sorry, I encountered road maintenance on the road, so I'm late."

"I thought you weren't coming, but why are you dressed like the red envelope my mother gave me during Chinese New Year...it's so ugly." Ah Qing came up and punched me in the chest in a friendly way, and pulled me to sit I sat on the sofa in the box and handed me a can of beer.

"It's good to be ugly, I'm afraid it's not ugly enough."

I don't actually drink, and I'm just pretending on occasions like this.

Ah Qing did find a lot of people to participate in this party, including classmates I knew, and students from other classes or even schools I didn’t know. There were more than a dozen men and women.

But fortunately, I didn't find the existence of Buck Tooth Girl. Maybe Ah Qing was just kidding me, and it wasn't the first time he did this kind of thing.

"Why don't you sing, you can finally show that you forgot the damn college entrance examination, you should have fun!" Ah Qing squeezed out a place next to me where he could just put his butt down, and started advocating his love for this with a mouth full of smoke. How much effort was spent on this meeting.

"You know how good I am at singing, so I won't make a fool of myself. By the way, have you decided how to fill in your college entrance examination?"

"Volunteer for the college entrance examination? Do little shrimps like us still need to think so painfully? Of course it's Qingshan University in the city. Could it be that you still think you can be admitted to Huangming University? You're not your brother Tangyuan."

This sounds quite harsh...

Ah Qing and I were both in the same grades, and Qingshan University was one of the schools that our grades were just enough to be admitted to, while Huangming University, which was in the same city, happened to be a popular key university where outstanding talents gathered in the country.

But fortunately, it is said that due to some reasons, Qingshan University is no worse than Huangming University in terms of hardware conditions alone, and some places are even better.

All the people who came to the party were young people, so they had no scruples in their conversations. After more than an hour, the wine bottles were quite empty, and the chaos in the scene can be imagined.

Just when Ah Qing pretended to be crazy and dragged a girl next to him to Shenkan with the help of wine, there seemed to be a knock on the door of the box. Ah Qing seemed unwilling to let go of this hard-won opportunity, and elbowed me and said: "It's probably because your crush in the class next door has arrived, and you still don't open the door?"

That bucktooth girl?Reluctantly, I got up and moved to the door to grab the doorknob, and stared back at him with scorn in my heart.

"No one opened the door? Then I came in..."

Under the cover of the deafening music, there seemed to be such a sentence coming from outside the door, and then I stretched out my hand and pressed it on a soft protrusion. The abnormal feel made me subconsciously grab it.

Cold sweat... The strange feeling of body temperature and heartbeat came from under the palm of the hand...

The sound of the music stopped miraculously at this time, and the room was almost eerily quiet. I suddenly found that everyone was looking at me with complicated eyes. Most of the girls' eyes were surprise and contempt, while the boys' eyes were full of surprise and contempt. Jealousy and sympathy.

Ah Qing was even more exaggerated, he had half an apple in his mouth, his whole jaw was twitching, and the crumbs of the apple kept spewing out.

"Ah~!" A girl screamed piercingly.

Based on past experience, what awaited me next would be a loud slap in the face. I subconsciously turned my head to the right to dodge, because 90.00% of the slaps were slapped from right to left.

Regrettably, the eyes full of gold stars and the tinnitus that followed for nearly half a minute clearly told me that I was unlucky enough to meet the remaining [-]%.

The girl ran away, before I could see who she was, but I'm pretty sure it wasn't the bucktooth girl I caught by mistake, because the size was wrong.

Ah Qing ran over and grabbed my right wrist, stared at me for a while, and said happily: "Boy, you made money, do you know who you touched just now? It's Ye Qingwen, our high school belle, The dream lover of all boys, Ye Qingwen! It was so hard for me to invite here..."

Ye Qingwen?really her?She is recognized as a beauty in the school, and she is excellent in studies, and she seems to be popular wherever she goes.It's just that this person seems to seldom interact with others, and he doesn't even have many female friends.

More importantly, she is also the object of my crush...just crush.

I didn't expect Ah Qing to be able to invite her to the party because of his supernatural powers.

I guess Ah Qing didn't expect that Ye Qingwen, who was finally invited, would be "caught" and run away by me before even entering the door.

"It's over. Ye Qingwen ran out crying just now. If this matter spreads, you will definitely be blocked by those Ye Qingwen's admirers every day. Otherwise, you should chase it out and explain." Ah Qing was very ambiguous. Touching my right hand, he said softly in a voice that sounded creepy: "However, this hand... can I lick it twice first?"

"Don't disgust me..." I shook off Ah Qing and ran out. After all, this was just an accident. I really have to explain clearly. I don't want to have to be wary of the sap behind me every day when I go home.

"Then let me lick the side of your face that was beaten..." Ah Qing yelled from behind unwillingly. ! ~!