Doom Roar
Chapter 002: The Meteor Shower and the Flying Cat
I have to admit that although Ye Qingwen usually looks frail, her running speed is really fast. When I chased out of the box, she was already gone.After asking the waiter at the side, I chased all the way to the downstairs, just in time to see Ye Qingwen in white running across the road.
Her running posture was very flustered, and she was almost hit by a passing car several times, and I suddenly felt an inexplicable sense of guilt in my heart.
"Ye Qingwen, wait a minute, it was a misunderstanding just now, let me explain to you!"
I don't know if Ye Qingwen heard my shout, but I only know that I have been chasing her for hundreds of meters without any sign of her stopping, and I was so tired that I almost spit out my lungs.
Suddenly, I realized that Ye Qingwen's back was very similar to the women's 1000-meter champion in the last school sports meeting...or maybe it was herself...[
For the first time, I discovered how sad it is to be a man without physical strength.
Seeing Ye Qingwen disappear at the end of an inaccessible path, I have completely lost track of her.I scratched my hair angrily, and when I was about to walk back, suddenly, from the corner of a one-way street, the bright white headlights suddenly turned on, followed by a piercing sound of sudden brakes approaching instantly, and my body instantly moved toward me like a superman. After flying out, it took about half a second before I suddenly felt heart-piercing pain from various parts of my body.
The body fell on the ground, rolled several times under the action of inertia, and finally rolled to the side of the road. What's more unfortunate is that my face was facing the manhole cover of the sewer, and the faint stench wafted in bursts, my stomach There was a tumbling for a while, and the whole person suddenly suffocated.
But these are not important anymore, because I found that my consciousness is gradually losing, the scenery in front of me is blurring, and the voice in my ear is fading away.
I was in a car accident, and my hunch came true.
"Hey, are you still alive?" In the white light shrouded by the car lights, a black figure who seemed to be a girl ran over in a hurry, kicked me a few times, and said to himself in panic: "No Movement, what to do, I told my father that I can't drive a car, and now I hit someone, what to do... what to do..."
what to do? ...At least take me to the hospital first...
"No matter what, it's not an option to leave it like this. Calm down, calm down, and think about what Dad will do if he encounters this kind of thing... By the way, we have to move it into the car first..."
Yes, that's right, the injured should be moved to the car and taken to the hospital first, it seems that his father should be a good person...
My ankles were suddenly grabbed, and the girl who caused the accident started dragging me towards her car... Wait, why the ankles?Shouldn't it be dragging from the back with the arms around the armpits?Although they are all delayed, the gap is too big...
The back of my head was being tugged and bumped on the uneven surface, and I couldn't make a sound, just pray that I didn't get a concussion before I got into the car.I thought it would be unlucky to be in a car accident, but I suddenly realized that it would be better to just hit me to death if I met such a stupid young lady.
But I thought to carry forward Ah's spirit, fortunately I didn't land with my face facing the road, otherwise I would be dragged by this young lady, even if I was rescued, I wouldn't be able to see anyone.
After a long period of painful torture, just when I began to suspect that the hair on the back of my head had been shaved, the young lady finally dragged me to her car and began to move me to the car.
The hellish torture finally came to an end. The severe pain in my body and the haggardness of my mind quickly destroyed what little of my remaining will. Finally, I couldn't resist the incessant drowsiness, and passed out groggyly.
……
Several consecutive violent impacts brought back a little bit of my consciousness. I don’t know which road this car is driving on. It keeps rolling left and right like a rubber ball.I tried to struggle to move my body to make myself more comfortable, but found that my body didn't listen to me at all.
Another strong jolt knocked me up and fell me down heavily. I was so shaken that I almost spit out my heart, and the bursts of stinging pain tortured me to death.
In the groggy, I barely opened my eyes, followed by a side of darkness.
Ah...have I finally been knocked blind? [
Before I had time to plan how my future life would be spent in darkness, I suddenly felt a little stuffy, and all kinds of strange and unpleasant smells were constantly coming from the surrounding space...
Wait, the rear seat of this car is too hard, right?Plus the tactile sensation of rolling around in this small space...
Is it here...
Before I could confirm my thoughts, the car body suddenly bumped, and my head hit a hard object heavily, and the little consciousness I had finally regained was lost again.
I have no illusions about whether I can survive to the hospital...
……
I don’t know how long it has been since I was in a coma. I suddenly felt that someone was dragging my body, and after dragging me for a certain distance, I was flat on the ground.
I'm still alive?Could it be that God could not bear to see me die in such an inexplicable way that he gave me this cockroach-like vitality?
"Uh... I don't know what to call it. My father said that death is the biggest thing. Although you look about my age, I can barely call you big brother... Now it's late at night, and it's so dark here, look For the sake of calling you big brother, don't scare me..." A sound of footsteps gradually receded, and she seemed to have left my side.
Why did she seem to call me big brother, how much she has suffered... But she bumped into me first...
A gust of cool night wind blew across my face, and I woke up a lot immediately, barely opening my eyes.
Surrounded by a quiet and dark forest, under the body is lush and lush green grass, and from time to time there are a few crickets chirping under the starry sky.
Uh... why does this place seem to be on a certain mountain, but I don't seem to remember that the hospital has been relocated...
I still couldn't move my head, so I had to turn my eyes to the side. The girl who caused the accident happened to come back with something in her hand.
It's a pity that the surroundings are too dark, I can't even see what the girl looks like, let alone those things.
The girl squatted down beside me, started to put things beside me, and said softly: "Fortunately, today is my birthday, although there are only some leftover fruits and the like, but it is better than nothing, I hope you don't dislike it... "
Perhaps because I got used to the dim environment, I finally saw the things on the ground—three oranges, two cans of Coke and a small piece of cream cake.
What does she... want to do?
Suddenly a cluster of flames lit up from the girl's hand, and I vaguely saw a gorgeous face.What a beautiful girl!Although I can only vaguely see the general outline of the facial features, they are exquisite enough to the point where even Ye Qingwen, who I always thought was already very beautiful, pales in comparison with her.
Although I don't want to admit it, I was hit by such a beautiful "professional road killer", and I don't know whether it is my luck or misfortune.
The flame of the lighter went out after a few seconds, and there were three lit cigarettes in the girl's hand. She inserted the cigarettes on the cake one by one, then closed her eyes and folded her hands together and bowed to me a few times.
Khan... This scene seems very familiar... [
"Brother, I can swear to Guan Erye that I really didn't mean to bump into you. I'm still young, and I still have a long way to go in life. I don't want to go to jail so soon, so I have to wrong you...I've seen After that, Feng Shui seems to be quite good here, don't worry, I will ask someone to burn some paper money for you from time to time..."
Why?Why do these words become more and more familiar...
The girl bowed a few more times, turned around and took a small shovel, went to a tree not far from me and started shoveling soil.
I was sweating profusely, she... didn't she want to bury me alive?
No wonder, the weird dragging, the way of carrying it in the trunk, the deserted mountains and wild mountains...all the signs indicate that she wants to destroy the corpse...
Ah~!Will my youth, my future, and my humble life be ruined here today?
The will to survive made me miraculously sit up suddenly, and after taking a few deep breaths of the cold air, enduring the pain in my whole body, I barely stood up while holding on to a small tree.
The girl dug very carefully and didn't realize that I was standing behind her. I could also take this opportunity to carefully observe this "beautiful killer" who almost buried me alive.
The girl looks to be about 1.7 meters five or more, with long black hair tied in a ponytail behind her head, hanging down to her waist.A black coat hangs on the tree beside her. The red tube top exposes her fair back and her small waist, which is obviously composed of two arcs. The black tight skirt tightly tightens her pretty buttocks. Wrapped up, it can't stop twisting left and right with the movement of shoveling soil, which is very attractive.
The most amazing thing is her two legs that are exposed outside the short skirt. In reality, I have never seen that girl with such perfect legs, straight and slender, as smooth as white jade, as if in this dark woods There was a faint soft light in the room, so attractive that I almost forgot where I was.
Although her appearance is also very beautiful, compared with her figure, her face has definitely become an accessory.I believe that if you meet her head-on, there will definitely be more people looking at her figure than her face.
If I hadn't seen it with my own eyes, I would never have imagined that such a beautiful girl would actually want to bury me, although I believe she just had an evil thought because it was the first time she encountered such a thing.
"Hey……"
In fact, I really wanted to tell her that there was no need to dig that hole, but when I saw her digging in full swing, I suddenly hesitated.
As she said, the night is so dark and quiet, if I, who was still on the ground just now, suddenly opened my mouth, I would definitely drive her crazy, but I still have to say hello sooner or later...
I haven't thought of a suitable way to say hello yet, but she didn't know when the hole was dug. She wiped off her sweat and turned around suddenly, and bumped into me face-to-face.
"..."
"..."
Silence on both sides...
"Ah~~! Deceitful corpse!"
A left straight punch and a right uppercut punched me until I saw gold stars. Before I could react, the girl suddenly kicked me up and kicked me into the bushes a few meters away.
With the sound of the ignition of the car engine, the girl drove the car and fled here quickly...
I struggled to climb out of the bushes in embarrassment, holding the short tree beside me, panting heavily.I haven't been unlucky recently, the girls I meet are all violent...
But this is still a trivial matter, the key now is... How should I go down the mountain with this black light...
I don't think I have the ability to touch down the mountain under such bad conditions. It seems that this quiet night can only be survived in this terrible quiet forest.
The night is so dark, the wind is so cold, there are so many mosquitoes, I am so hungry...
Fortunately, the girl left some food behind when she worshiped me as a dead person, otherwise I really don't know how to survive this long night.
I put the coat that the girl forgot to take away on my body to keep out the cold, but a wallet accidentally fell out of the pocket of the coat. I didn't pay much attention to it, so I casually opened it and took a look.
It’s so thick, there are more than 100 cash bills... I felt my heart trembling for a moment... Did she just come back from robbing a bank...
Looking further, it seems that there is not only this exaggerated amount of cash in the wallet, but also a few credit cards and a few cards that I have never seen before, but it is not these that interest me the most, but a student ID card .
The beautiful face without makeup in the photo is enough to convince me that the owner of this ID card is the girl who gave me two punches and kicks just now.
"Chu Cailun..."
……
In the middle of the night, I was awakened from my hazy sleep by the sound of howling through the air, and several fire balls with thick smoke and dust flashed away from the night sky, leaving faint scars in my eyes.
By the way, there is a meteor shower tonight.
It is said that every time you see a shooting star, you can make a wish, so today is the bloody wish broadcast that is rare in a hundred years.
"If the wish is really so easy to come true, I just hope that I won't be so unlucky in the future..."
But speaking of it, God didn't seem to give up on me. Although I was hit by a car, apart from some faint pain in my body, my body miraculously didn't show any signs of trauma or fracture.
Perhaps people who are born unlucky will have tenacious vitality.
There were too many mosquitoes on the mountain, and I couldn't sleep well anyway, so I simply got up to watch the meteor shower.
I don't have any special wishes, so this rare astronomical beauty is not as meaningful to me as a comfortable bed, so I have never understood the reason why I ran out to look at the stars without sleeping. .
Just when I was about to be annoyed by this gorgeous and colorful meteor shower, suddenly a slightly larger fire ball whizzed towards me, and it became the size of a dining table in a blink of an eye.
God~!Bad luck can't be caused by me alone, right?People say that if you do bad things, you will be struck by lightning, but I, a good boy who has never done bad things, don't need to hit me with meteors, right?Am I guilty of Tai Sui this year or something...
I closed my eyes tightly, and I knew that I couldn't run faster than the meteor.
A loud noise made me almost faint, and the ground under my feet trembled uncontrollably.I slowly opened my eyes, only to find that I was still standing there safely, and there were little fires shining in the depths of the woods.
Thank goodness, as expected, God doesn't hit good people...
Suddenly, there was a faint white light flickering in the place where the meteor fell in the distance, which didn't seem like an ordinary fire.I remember my previous geography teacher once said that meteorites that are not fully burned sometimes contain some rare minerals on the earth, which are often invaluable; even if they are just some common minerals, their research value is often greater than their own value.
I have already experienced the disaster, could it be that this is the windfall that I foresee?
The temptation of money is huge. Driven by the profit, I almost forgot the pain all over my body, and happily ran to the place where the meteor fell.The weeds in the forest are very dense, and many branches and leaves are still entangled. I almost took a step and fell.My fragile body couldn't bear such a toss, so I simply groped and walked over slowly, anyway, the baby wouldn't be able to fly by itself.
After finally getting close to the falling meteor, I was about to run towards the burning wreckage when I found a small black shadow walking back and forth in front of the wreckage in front of the fire.
cat?And it's a very fat cat...
It is not surprising that a wild cat appears in a barren place, but what is strange is that this cat lives and carries a small bag on its back, and walks upright on two hind legs! !
The cat seemed to be very attached to the pile of burning wreckage. After walking around the several-meter-square wreckage for a few times, two lines of clear tears flowed from the narrowed eyes of the cat, and there were some regular sounds from its mouth, as if Talking to himself, but definitely not ordinary meowing.
Cats still cry?Still talking?My back began to break out in cold sweat. Could it be that I have met the legendary wild cat spirit?
The cat was silent for a moment, then suddenly took out a small jar from the backpack at the back, pressed some switch and began to spray white smoke wildly at the flames of the wreckage.After only a few seconds, the flames of the wreckage were completely extinguished, except for sporadic sparks dancing from time to time.
Only then did I realize that this so-called meteorite wreckage is actually a strange machine, which seems to be able to ride. Is this the legend?So this strange fat cat is an alien?
In my long-term impression, aliens are all wearing silver-white tights, with small limbs and a huge head, and a pair of big eyes that occupy almost one third of the face. A weird creature, and definitely not an ordinary tabby cat that looks like it was overfed by a wealthy family.
In an instant, the nobility and mystery of aliens in my heart were completely shattered by this fat cat.
The strange alien cat dragged out a large metal box from the ruins. It was hard to imagine that its obese body, which struggled to walk, could actually drag such a huge box.Immediately afterwards, it pressed its paw on a groove in the box, and a box about two meters square shrank into a small box with a length and width of only a few centimeters. The fat cat picked it up and put it in his backpack.
After doing all this, the cat dragged out a metal pipe that was as long as its body from the ruins and walked towards me.I thought he had spotted me and was about to hide when it suddenly stopped a few meters away from me and pointed the end of the metal pipe at the ruins of the spaceship.
A flame shot out from the front end of the tube, and a huge ball of fire rose from the entire spaceship, and all the wreckage turned into an indistinguishable black charcoal-like object.
The powerful recoil from the weapon also sent the fat cat flying far away, rolling to my feet, lying on the ground and meeting my eyes.
Khan... I'm really not prepared for the reception of this alien friend who suddenly visits...
"Ha~!" The fat alien cat screamed and jumped up, with its tail raised high, holding the metal tube that was comparable to an anti-tank guide, and frantically pressing the launch button on it at me.
ah!Am I going to die like this again...
Snapped!clap clap!
The extremely obvious three black lines appearing on the fat cat's head, it seems that the thing on his paw seems to be single.
"You...are an alien? Isn't it?" I looked at it vigilantly and asked in panic.
Fat Cat looked at me, then at the metal pipe in his hand, suddenly threw the pipe on the ground, kicked it far away, and then pretended to be cute and licked his paw.
"Meow~!"
"Don't play dumb with me..."
Sweat dripped from Fat Cat's head, and his body also slowly retreated. Suddenly, he turned around as if fleeing from behind.
It's just... the speed at which it escaped was really unsatisfactory. Just after running more than five meters with its fat body dangling, it lay on the ground panting heavily, unable to move a step.
I went up and grabbed the fur on the back of its neck and lifted it up. It seemed to be too lazy to struggle, and looked at me innocently.
"You are an alien?"
"Meow~!"
"I've seen it all, don't think you're a cat because you're pretending to be a cat..."
"Meow~!"
"Do cats know how to use fire extinguishers and that bazooka-like thing?"
"Meow~~!"
"Believe it or not, I sent you to the Academy of Sciences to be dissected? I believe those scientists should be very happy to see a living alien..."
"Meow~! Meow~!"
I'm talking, this fat alien cat is really difficult to deal with. If I send it to the Academy of Sciences like this, I will be caught as a lunatic first. It's nothing else, this guy is really like a cat .
I pulled out the laces and tied it up, hung it on the tree and stared at each other for a long time.It also seemed to realize that I had nothing to do with it, and there was a look of gloating in its eyes.
mock up!How dare you despise the wisdom of the people on Earth, I can't just disgrace the people on Earth like this!
"Although I don't know if you can understand what I'm saying, I'll just assume you can..." I found a branch on the ground and walked over to it, poking its buttocks, "On Earth, Creatures like yours are called cats, and many people on earth like to eat cat meat, if you insist on pretending to be a cat, I don't mind roasting you right now..."
Fat Cat's face was obviously half-blue, and big beads of sweat dripped down his face.
I symbolically piled some branches under it, lit a lighter and waved it in front of its eyes. This was my last resort, and if it didn't work, I had to let it go.
But the alien creature seems to be afraid of death, and it finally collapsed in front of my threat.
The fat cat pouted at the backpack that fell on the ground, and I pulled out a black sphere the size of a grain of rice under its signal, and it moved its ears to signal me to put the thing on my ear.
Anyway, its life is in my hands now, and I'm not afraid that it will play tricks on me, at worst, it will die together.
I followed its instructions and placed the black sphere next to my ear. After a slight tingling, the black sphere was firmly embedded in my earlobe, like a black mole that was hard to find .
"I protest, you have violated interstellar law, you have abused alien friends!" It seems that this thing should be a language translator or something, but I can understand the hysterical shouting of this fat cat, and the voice sounds very strange. Like the dubbing of the black detective who screams at the protagonist all day long in the American police and robbers, I think this may be because the cat is male.
"I remember who was trying to silence me with that bazooka-like thing just now?" I unceremoniously exposed his shortcomings.
"... Meow!" The fat cat was sweating again.
"Don't play dumb there again!"
After about half an hour of negotiations, after reaching a preliminary non-harm and peaceful coexistence treaty, I let this fat cat weighing twenty catties down from the tree, but in order to ensure my personal safety, I'm in charge of his backpack.
God knows if he will suddenly grab another pipe and bombard me, it's better to be on the safe side.
But Fat Cat didn't seem to care about it, and seemed to feel extremely relaxed and happy that the heavy backpack could be removed from him.
But it's no wonder that this seemingly small backpack weighs tens of kilograms. I finally know why it fell down after only running five meters just now.
The excitement of unexpectedly encountering an alien creature made me sleepless at all, and I chatted with this cat-like alien.
The fat cat said his name was Gleb Ataarchus Ruvelar, a strangely long and tongue-twisting Arabic-sounding name from far out in outer space.Although I repeatedly asked about the specific planet he was on, he pushed back on the grounds of state secrets, and even if I told him, I might not know where it was.
He claims to be a great biologist. In order to investigate the evolution and reproduction of species on various planets in the universe, he travels between the stars. He planned to go home after inspecting the last scheduled planet, but he made the mistake of space jumping. He came to the outer periphery of the earth unexpectedly, and then the operating system of the spacecraft suddenly failed. When he was repairing the spacecraft, he was hit by a sudden meteorite group, and then he met me.
He cried to me with snot and tears, and finally grabbed my trouser legs and cried loudly.
"Then can you go back to your planet?"
"According to interstellar law, highly civilized planets cannot use their own technology to interfere with the normal development of other planets. I am afraid that my spaceship will be discovered and researched by people from your planet, so it will be blown up. Can not go back……"
"Then what are you going to do in the future? Continue pretending to be a cat?"
"What else can I do? I'm stuck on this planet full of savage giant creatures, I can only take one step at a time, at least I have to fix my communicator first..."
It may also be that I was tired from crying, and this fat guy nestled next to me and fell asleep at some point.It seems that he is also a very unlucky guy, and I suddenly have a sense of closeness to him that is connected with fate.
……
In the early morning, on a mountain road, a dilapidated donkey cart was moving along the road unhurriedly, and a simple-looking old farmer was happily whipping his whip in the air.And behind him, there was a whole cart full of watermelons, and a disheveled boy and a surprisingly fat cat sat at the rear of the cart.
"Your means of transportation are really primitive, but the green fruits you grow are quite delicious. If you can return to my planet, I will definitely bring some seeds back and plant them." Fat Cat lifted his fat head from He lifted up an open watermelon, shook the black watermelon seeds hanging from his beard, and patted Yuanyuan's belly with his fleshy paws, "By the way, do you have a toothpick? My teeth seem to be clogged..."
"Shut your stinky mouth, do you want the whole world to know that you are an alien? If you want to die, I won't stop you!" I picked up this fat cat that didn't want to die and threw it into the watermelon pile.
The fat cat glanced at the old farmer who was still driving the car with a guilty conscience, and suddenly started jumping up and down on the watermelon pile, pretending to catch butterflies.
"Meow~!"
Here we go again, this guy's vice of pretending to be a cat when he has a problem.
After two hours of long bumps, I finally returned to the urban area where I was. After paying the old farmer a negotiated fare of tens of yuan, I took the fat cat back home by taxi.
"From now on, you are not allowed to walk on two legs, and you are not allowed to talk to me when there are people, do you hear me?" When I entered the house, I began to tell the cat what to pay attention to, I don't want him to tell me What trouble.
The fat cat blinked and licked its deep paws, "Meow~!"
This...is it too fast to enter the role?Sometimes I really doubt that he is not a biologist but an actor.
"I haven't entered the house yet, why are you pretending to be stupid! Tell me, do you hear me!"
"Meow~!" Fat Cat gave me a helpless wink behind me.
Why?Could it be...
I looked back, and at some point my dad stood behind me angrily, followed by Xiao Bianbian with a surprised face.
"Dad, did you see, I haven't seen you all night, brother is stupid..."! ~!
Her running posture was very flustered, and she was almost hit by a passing car several times, and I suddenly felt an inexplicable sense of guilt in my heart.
"Ye Qingwen, wait a minute, it was a misunderstanding just now, let me explain to you!"
I don't know if Ye Qingwen heard my shout, but I only know that I have been chasing her for hundreds of meters without any sign of her stopping, and I was so tired that I almost spit out my lungs.
Suddenly, I realized that Ye Qingwen's back was very similar to the women's 1000-meter champion in the last school sports meeting...or maybe it was herself...[
For the first time, I discovered how sad it is to be a man without physical strength.
Seeing Ye Qingwen disappear at the end of an inaccessible path, I have completely lost track of her.I scratched my hair angrily, and when I was about to walk back, suddenly, from the corner of a one-way street, the bright white headlights suddenly turned on, followed by a piercing sound of sudden brakes approaching instantly, and my body instantly moved toward me like a superman. After flying out, it took about half a second before I suddenly felt heart-piercing pain from various parts of my body.
The body fell on the ground, rolled several times under the action of inertia, and finally rolled to the side of the road. What's more unfortunate is that my face was facing the manhole cover of the sewer, and the faint stench wafted in bursts, my stomach There was a tumbling for a while, and the whole person suddenly suffocated.
But these are not important anymore, because I found that my consciousness is gradually losing, the scenery in front of me is blurring, and the voice in my ear is fading away.
I was in a car accident, and my hunch came true.
"Hey, are you still alive?" In the white light shrouded by the car lights, a black figure who seemed to be a girl ran over in a hurry, kicked me a few times, and said to himself in panic: "No Movement, what to do, I told my father that I can't drive a car, and now I hit someone, what to do... what to do..."
what to do? ...At least take me to the hospital first...
"No matter what, it's not an option to leave it like this. Calm down, calm down, and think about what Dad will do if he encounters this kind of thing... By the way, we have to move it into the car first..."
Yes, that's right, the injured should be moved to the car and taken to the hospital first, it seems that his father should be a good person...
My ankles were suddenly grabbed, and the girl who caused the accident started dragging me towards her car... Wait, why the ankles?Shouldn't it be dragging from the back with the arms around the armpits?Although they are all delayed, the gap is too big...
The back of my head was being tugged and bumped on the uneven surface, and I couldn't make a sound, just pray that I didn't get a concussion before I got into the car.I thought it would be unlucky to be in a car accident, but I suddenly realized that it would be better to just hit me to death if I met such a stupid young lady.
But I thought to carry forward Ah's spirit, fortunately I didn't land with my face facing the road, otherwise I would be dragged by this young lady, even if I was rescued, I wouldn't be able to see anyone.
After a long period of painful torture, just when I began to suspect that the hair on the back of my head had been shaved, the young lady finally dragged me to her car and began to move me to the car.
The hellish torture finally came to an end. The severe pain in my body and the haggardness of my mind quickly destroyed what little of my remaining will. Finally, I couldn't resist the incessant drowsiness, and passed out groggyly.
……
Several consecutive violent impacts brought back a little bit of my consciousness. I don’t know which road this car is driving on. It keeps rolling left and right like a rubber ball.I tried to struggle to move my body to make myself more comfortable, but found that my body didn't listen to me at all.
Another strong jolt knocked me up and fell me down heavily. I was so shaken that I almost spit out my heart, and the bursts of stinging pain tortured me to death.
In the groggy, I barely opened my eyes, followed by a side of darkness.
Ah...have I finally been knocked blind? [
Before I had time to plan how my future life would be spent in darkness, I suddenly felt a little stuffy, and all kinds of strange and unpleasant smells were constantly coming from the surrounding space...
Wait, the rear seat of this car is too hard, right?Plus the tactile sensation of rolling around in this small space...
Is it here...
Before I could confirm my thoughts, the car body suddenly bumped, and my head hit a hard object heavily, and the little consciousness I had finally regained was lost again.
I have no illusions about whether I can survive to the hospital...
……
I don’t know how long it has been since I was in a coma. I suddenly felt that someone was dragging my body, and after dragging me for a certain distance, I was flat on the ground.
I'm still alive?Could it be that God could not bear to see me die in such an inexplicable way that he gave me this cockroach-like vitality?
"Uh... I don't know what to call it. My father said that death is the biggest thing. Although you look about my age, I can barely call you big brother... Now it's late at night, and it's so dark here, look For the sake of calling you big brother, don't scare me..." A sound of footsteps gradually receded, and she seemed to have left my side.
Why did she seem to call me big brother, how much she has suffered... But she bumped into me first...
A gust of cool night wind blew across my face, and I woke up a lot immediately, barely opening my eyes.
Surrounded by a quiet and dark forest, under the body is lush and lush green grass, and from time to time there are a few crickets chirping under the starry sky.
Uh... why does this place seem to be on a certain mountain, but I don't seem to remember that the hospital has been relocated...
I still couldn't move my head, so I had to turn my eyes to the side. The girl who caused the accident happened to come back with something in her hand.
It's a pity that the surroundings are too dark, I can't even see what the girl looks like, let alone those things.
The girl squatted down beside me, started to put things beside me, and said softly: "Fortunately, today is my birthday, although there are only some leftover fruits and the like, but it is better than nothing, I hope you don't dislike it... "
Perhaps because I got used to the dim environment, I finally saw the things on the ground—three oranges, two cans of Coke and a small piece of cream cake.
What does she... want to do?
Suddenly a cluster of flames lit up from the girl's hand, and I vaguely saw a gorgeous face.What a beautiful girl!Although I can only vaguely see the general outline of the facial features, they are exquisite enough to the point where even Ye Qingwen, who I always thought was already very beautiful, pales in comparison with her.
Although I don't want to admit it, I was hit by such a beautiful "professional road killer", and I don't know whether it is my luck or misfortune.
The flame of the lighter went out after a few seconds, and there were three lit cigarettes in the girl's hand. She inserted the cigarettes on the cake one by one, then closed her eyes and folded her hands together and bowed to me a few times.
Khan... This scene seems very familiar... [
"Brother, I can swear to Guan Erye that I really didn't mean to bump into you. I'm still young, and I still have a long way to go in life. I don't want to go to jail so soon, so I have to wrong you...I've seen After that, Feng Shui seems to be quite good here, don't worry, I will ask someone to burn some paper money for you from time to time..."
Why?Why do these words become more and more familiar...
The girl bowed a few more times, turned around and took a small shovel, went to a tree not far from me and started shoveling soil.
I was sweating profusely, she... didn't she want to bury me alive?
No wonder, the weird dragging, the way of carrying it in the trunk, the deserted mountains and wild mountains...all the signs indicate that she wants to destroy the corpse...
Ah~!Will my youth, my future, and my humble life be ruined here today?
The will to survive made me miraculously sit up suddenly, and after taking a few deep breaths of the cold air, enduring the pain in my whole body, I barely stood up while holding on to a small tree.
The girl dug very carefully and didn't realize that I was standing behind her. I could also take this opportunity to carefully observe this "beautiful killer" who almost buried me alive.
The girl looks to be about 1.7 meters five or more, with long black hair tied in a ponytail behind her head, hanging down to her waist.A black coat hangs on the tree beside her. The red tube top exposes her fair back and her small waist, which is obviously composed of two arcs. The black tight skirt tightly tightens her pretty buttocks. Wrapped up, it can't stop twisting left and right with the movement of shoveling soil, which is very attractive.
The most amazing thing is her two legs that are exposed outside the short skirt. In reality, I have never seen that girl with such perfect legs, straight and slender, as smooth as white jade, as if in this dark woods There was a faint soft light in the room, so attractive that I almost forgot where I was.
Although her appearance is also very beautiful, compared with her figure, her face has definitely become an accessory.I believe that if you meet her head-on, there will definitely be more people looking at her figure than her face.
If I hadn't seen it with my own eyes, I would never have imagined that such a beautiful girl would actually want to bury me, although I believe she just had an evil thought because it was the first time she encountered such a thing.
"Hey……"
In fact, I really wanted to tell her that there was no need to dig that hole, but when I saw her digging in full swing, I suddenly hesitated.
As she said, the night is so dark and quiet, if I, who was still on the ground just now, suddenly opened my mouth, I would definitely drive her crazy, but I still have to say hello sooner or later...
I haven't thought of a suitable way to say hello yet, but she didn't know when the hole was dug. She wiped off her sweat and turned around suddenly, and bumped into me face-to-face.
"..."
"..."
Silence on both sides...
"Ah~~! Deceitful corpse!"
A left straight punch and a right uppercut punched me until I saw gold stars. Before I could react, the girl suddenly kicked me up and kicked me into the bushes a few meters away.
With the sound of the ignition of the car engine, the girl drove the car and fled here quickly...
I struggled to climb out of the bushes in embarrassment, holding the short tree beside me, panting heavily.I haven't been unlucky recently, the girls I meet are all violent...
But this is still a trivial matter, the key now is... How should I go down the mountain with this black light...
I don't think I have the ability to touch down the mountain under such bad conditions. It seems that this quiet night can only be survived in this terrible quiet forest.
The night is so dark, the wind is so cold, there are so many mosquitoes, I am so hungry...
Fortunately, the girl left some food behind when she worshiped me as a dead person, otherwise I really don't know how to survive this long night.
I put the coat that the girl forgot to take away on my body to keep out the cold, but a wallet accidentally fell out of the pocket of the coat. I didn't pay much attention to it, so I casually opened it and took a look.
It’s so thick, there are more than 100 cash bills... I felt my heart trembling for a moment... Did she just come back from robbing a bank...
Looking further, it seems that there is not only this exaggerated amount of cash in the wallet, but also a few credit cards and a few cards that I have never seen before, but it is not these that interest me the most, but a student ID card .
The beautiful face without makeup in the photo is enough to convince me that the owner of this ID card is the girl who gave me two punches and kicks just now.
"Chu Cailun..."
……
In the middle of the night, I was awakened from my hazy sleep by the sound of howling through the air, and several fire balls with thick smoke and dust flashed away from the night sky, leaving faint scars in my eyes.
By the way, there is a meteor shower tonight.
It is said that every time you see a shooting star, you can make a wish, so today is the bloody wish broadcast that is rare in a hundred years.
"If the wish is really so easy to come true, I just hope that I won't be so unlucky in the future..."
But speaking of it, God didn't seem to give up on me. Although I was hit by a car, apart from some faint pain in my body, my body miraculously didn't show any signs of trauma or fracture.
Perhaps people who are born unlucky will have tenacious vitality.
There were too many mosquitoes on the mountain, and I couldn't sleep well anyway, so I simply got up to watch the meteor shower.
I don't have any special wishes, so this rare astronomical beauty is not as meaningful to me as a comfortable bed, so I have never understood the reason why I ran out to look at the stars without sleeping. .
Just when I was about to be annoyed by this gorgeous and colorful meteor shower, suddenly a slightly larger fire ball whizzed towards me, and it became the size of a dining table in a blink of an eye.
God~!Bad luck can't be caused by me alone, right?People say that if you do bad things, you will be struck by lightning, but I, a good boy who has never done bad things, don't need to hit me with meteors, right?Am I guilty of Tai Sui this year or something...
I closed my eyes tightly, and I knew that I couldn't run faster than the meteor.
A loud noise made me almost faint, and the ground under my feet trembled uncontrollably.I slowly opened my eyes, only to find that I was still standing there safely, and there were little fires shining in the depths of the woods.
Thank goodness, as expected, God doesn't hit good people...
Suddenly, there was a faint white light flickering in the place where the meteor fell in the distance, which didn't seem like an ordinary fire.I remember my previous geography teacher once said that meteorites that are not fully burned sometimes contain some rare minerals on the earth, which are often invaluable; even if they are just some common minerals, their research value is often greater than their own value.
I have already experienced the disaster, could it be that this is the windfall that I foresee?
The temptation of money is huge. Driven by the profit, I almost forgot the pain all over my body, and happily ran to the place where the meteor fell.The weeds in the forest are very dense, and many branches and leaves are still entangled. I almost took a step and fell.My fragile body couldn't bear such a toss, so I simply groped and walked over slowly, anyway, the baby wouldn't be able to fly by itself.
After finally getting close to the falling meteor, I was about to run towards the burning wreckage when I found a small black shadow walking back and forth in front of the wreckage in front of the fire.
cat?And it's a very fat cat...
It is not surprising that a wild cat appears in a barren place, but what is strange is that this cat lives and carries a small bag on its back, and walks upright on two hind legs! !
The cat seemed to be very attached to the pile of burning wreckage. After walking around the several-meter-square wreckage for a few times, two lines of clear tears flowed from the narrowed eyes of the cat, and there were some regular sounds from its mouth, as if Talking to himself, but definitely not ordinary meowing.
Cats still cry?Still talking?My back began to break out in cold sweat. Could it be that I have met the legendary wild cat spirit?
The cat was silent for a moment, then suddenly took out a small jar from the backpack at the back, pressed some switch and began to spray white smoke wildly at the flames of the wreckage.After only a few seconds, the flames of the wreckage were completely extinguished, except for sporadic sparks dancing from time to time.
Only then did I realize that this so-called meteorite wreckage is actually a strange machine, which seems to be able to ride. Is this the legend?So this strange fat cat is an alien?
In my long-term impression, aliens are all wearing silver-white tights, with small limbs and a huge head, and a pair of big eyes that occupy almost one third of the face. A weird creature, and definitely not an ordinary tabby cat that looks like it was overfed by a wealthy family.
In an instant, the nobility and mystery of aliens in my heart were completely shattered by this fat cat.
The strange alien cat dragged out a large metal box from the ruins. It was hard to imagine that its obese body, which struggled to walk, could actually drag such a huge box.Immediately afterwards, it pressed its paw on a groove in the box, and a box about two meters square shrank into a small box with a length and width of only a few centimeters. The fat cat picked it up and put it in his backpack.
After doing all this, the cat dragged out a metal pipe that was as long as its body from the ruins and walked towards me.I thought he had spotted me and was about to hide when it suddenly stopped a few meters away from me and pointed the end of the metal pipe at the ruins of the spaceship.
A flame shot out from the front end of the tube, and a huge ball of fire rose from the entire spaceship, and all the wreckage turned into an indistinguishable black charcoal-like object.
The powerful recoil from the weapon also sent the fat cat flying far away, rolling to my feet, lying on the ground and meeting my eyes.
Khan... I'm really not prepared for the reception of this alien friend who suddenly visits...
"Ha~!" The fat alien cat screamed and jumped up, with its tail raised high, holding the metal tube that was comparable to an anti-tank guide, and frantically pressing the launch button on it at me.
ah!Am I going to die like this again...
Snapped!clap clap!
The extremely obvious three black lines appearing on the fat cat's head, it seems that the thing on his paw seems to be single.
"You...are an alien? Isn't it?" I looked at it vigilantly and asked in panic.
Fat Cat looked at me, then at the metal pipe in his hand, suddenly threw the pipe on the ground, kicked it far away, and then pretended to be cute and licked his paw.
"Meow~!"
"Don't play dumb with me..."
Sweat dripped from Fat Cat's head, and his body also slowly retreated. Suddenly, he turned around as if fleeing from behind.
It's just... the speed at which it escaped was really unsatisfactory. Just after running more than five meters with its fat body dangling, it lay on the ground panting heavily, unable to move a step.
I went up and grabbed the fur on the back of its neck and lifted it up. It seemed to be too lazy to struggle, and looked at me innocently.
"You are an alien?"
"Meow~!"
"I've seen it all, don't think you're a cat because you're pretending to be a cat..."
"Meow~!"
"Do cats know how to use fire extinguishers and that bazooka-like thing?"
"Meow~~!"
"Believe it or not, I sent you to the Academy of Sciences to be dissected? I believe those scientists should be very happy to see a living alien..."
"Meow~! Meow~!"
I'm talking, this fat alien cat is really difficult to deal with. If I send it to the Academy of Sciences like this, I will be caught as a lunatic first. It's nothing else, this guy is really like a cat .
I pulled out the laces and tied it up, hung it on the tree and stared at each other for a long time.It also seemed to realize that I had nothing to do with it, and there was a look of gloating in its eyes.
mock up!How dare you despise the wisdom of the people on Earth, I can't just disgrace the people on Earth like this!
"Although I don't know if you can understand what I'm saying, I'll just assume you can..." I found a branch on the ground and walked over to it, poking its buttocks, "On Earth, Creatures like yours are called cats, and many people on earth like to eat cat meat, if you insist on pretending to be a cat, I don't mind roasting you right now..."
Fat Cat's face was obviously half-blue, and big beads of sweat dripped down his face.
I symbolically piled some branches under it, lit a lighter and waved it in front of its eyes. This was my last resort, and if it didn't work, I had to let it go.
But the alien creature seems to be afraid of death, and it finally collapsed in front of my threat.
The fat cat pouted at the backpack that fell on the ground, and I pulled out a black sphere the size of a grain of rice under its signal, and it moved its ears to signal me to put the thing on my ear.
Anyway, its life is in my hands now, and I'm not afraid that it will play tricks on me, at worst, it will die together.
I followed its instructions and placed the black sphere next to my ear. After a slight tingling, the black sphere was firmly embedded in my earlobe, like a black mole that was hard to find .
"I protest, you have violated interstellar law, you have abused alien friends!" It seems that this thing should be a language translator or something, but I can understand the hysterical shouting of this fat cat, and the voice sounds very strange. Like the dubbing of the black detective who screams at the protagonist all day long in the American police and robbers, I think this may be because the cat is male.
"I remember who was trying to silence me with that bazooka-like thing just now?" I unceremoniously exposed his shortcomings.
"... Meow!" The fat cat was sweating again.
"Don't play dumb there again!"
After about half an hour of negotiations, after reaching a preliminary non-harm and peaceful coexistence treaty, I let this fat cat weighing twenty catties down from the tree, but in order to ensure my personal safety, I'm in charge of his backpack.
God knows if he will suddenly grab another pipe and bombard me, it's better to be on the safe side.
But Fat Cat didn't seem to care about it, and seemed to feel extremely relaxed and happy that the heavy backpack could be removed from him.
But it's no wonder that this seemingly small backpack weighs tens of kilograms. I finally know why it fell down after only running five meters just now.
The excitement of unexpectedly encountering an alien creature made me sleepless at all, and I chatted with this cat-like alien.
The fat cat said his name was Gleb Ataarchus Ruvelar, a strangely long and tongue-twisting Arabic-sounding name from far out in outer space.Although I repeatedly asked about the specific planet he was on, he pushed back on the grounds of state secrets, and even if I told him, I might not know where it was.
He claims to be a great biologist. In order to investigate the evolution and reproduction of species on various planets in the universe, he travels between the stars. He planned to go home after inspecting the last scheduled planet, but he made the mistake of space jumping. He came to the outer periphery of the earth unexpectedly, and then the operating system of the spacecraft suddenly failed. When he was repairing the spacecraft, he was hit by a sudden meteorite group, and then he met me.
He cried to me with snot and tears, and finally grabbed my trouser legs and cried loudly.
"Then can you go back to your planet?"
"According to interstellar law, highly civilized planets cannot use their own technology to interfere with the normal development of other planets. I am afraid that my spaceship will be discovered and researched by people from your planet, so it will be blown up. Can not go back……"
"Then what are you going to do in the future? Continue pretending to be a cat?"
"What else can I do? I'm stuck on this planet full of savage giant creatures, I can only take one step at a time, at least I have to fix my communicator first..."
It may also be that I was tired from crying, and this fat guy nestled next to me and fell asleep at some point.It seems that he is also a very unlucky guy, and I suddenly have a sense of closeness to him that is connected with fate.
……
In the early morning, on a mountain road, a dilapidated donkey cart was moving along the road unhurriedly, and a simple-looking old farmer was happily whipping his whip in the air.And behind him, there was a whole cart full of watermelons, and a disheveled boy and a surprisingly fat cat sat at the rear of the cart.
"Your means of transportation are really primitive, but the green fruits you grow are quite delicious. If you can return to my planet, I will definitely bring some seeds back and plant them." Fat Cat lifted his fat head from He lifted up an open watermelon, shook the black watermelon seeds hanging from his beard, and patted Yuanyuan's belly with his fleshy paws, "By the way, do you have a toothpick? My teeth seem to be clogged..."
"Shut your stinky mouth, do you want the whole world to know that you are an alien? If you want to die, I won't stop you!" I picked up this fat cat that didn't want to die and threw it into the watermelon pile.
The fat cat glanced at the old farmer who was still driving the car with a guilty conscience, and suddenly started jumping up and down on the watermelon pile, pretending to catch butterflies.
"Meow~!"
Here we go again, this guy's vice of pretending to be a cat when he has a problem.
After two hours of long bumps, I finally returned to the urban area where I was. After paying the old farmer a negotiated fare of tens of yuan, I took the fat cat back home by taxi.
"From now on, you are not allowed to walk on two legs, and you are not allowed to talk to me when there are people, do you hear me?" When I entered the house, I began to tell the cat what to pay attention to, I don't want him to tell me What trouble.
The fat cat blinked and licked its deep paws, "Meow~!"
This...is it too fast to enter the role?Sometimes I really doubt that he is not a biologist but an actor.
"I haven't entered the house yet, why are you pretending to be stupid! Tell me, do you hear me!"
"Meow~!" Fat Cat gave me a helpless wink behind me.
Why?Could it be...
I looked back, and at some point my dad stood behind me angrily, followed by Xiao Bianbian with a surprised face.
"Dad, did you see, I haven't seen you all night, brother is stupid..."! ~!
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