Entertaining Tomb Raider: Play Porky Bottle, Teammate Yang Mi

Chapter 430 Mischief

"To be honest, I even feel like Su Mu has read the script in advance! Of course, there is obviously no script for this variety show. If there is, then I can only say that the screenwriter is awesome!"

"Yes, those who have been following this show must know that there is no script, which further proves that Su Mu is really awesome!"

"Anyway, everyone finally came out smoothly. This trip was really thrilling!"

"It feels so good to see the sun again, and I can finally relax from my nervousness!"

"No, even though I'm just watching the live broadcast at home, I really feel like I'm on an adventure with them, and all the energy in my body seems to have been drained away!"

"This time is not over yet. I'm already looking forward to their next adventure. I don't know where the next place will be!"

"That's right, that's right, every issue is more exciting than the last, it's so beautiful!"

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Although I really like watching them, I still feel a little distressed when I think of them having to suffer again!"

……

Su Mu and the others were in a low-lying area at the moment.

There is a small hill ahead.

It seems that if you want to leave here completely, you need to climb the hill in front.

Fortunately, the hill is not high and does not look dangerous.

Only slightly steeper.

But for people who have already experienced many hardships, it is nothing.

Although everyone was very tired, no one said they wanted to rest where they were.

They all advocated climbing the mountain and leaving immediately.

This is understandable, after all, they managed to escape.

I'm afraid that if I continue to stay here, something unexpected will happen again.

It's better to go to a completely safe place first before you can feel at ease.

So, they started climbing directly towards the top of the hill.

Halfway through the climb, several people were really tired.

Looking back, I saw that it was already far away from where they just came out.

It already feels safe.

So, the four-character brother suggested taking a rest.

Everyone had this in mind, so they followed the current and rested where they were.

At this time, the attentive Yang Mi discovered Lu Han's still bleeding wound.

So he took out the medicine box and asked the four-character brother to bandage Lu Han.

At this moment, Su Mu spoke.

"By the way, your wound is a bit dangerous. Try to disinfect it as much as possible!"

"Otherwise, there would be so many bacteria on that clay pot, it could easily lead to tetanus!"

Lu Han originally thought that he had just a small wound, a scar that defined him as a man in his heart.

Feeling very proud.

However, when Su Mu said this, he suddenly felt numb.

"Tetanus! Real or fake!"

"Then what should I do!"

Seeing his panicked look, Su Mu had the idea of ​​teasing him.

He said deliberately with a serious face.

"Hey, there's nothing we can do about it. It's been so long since we came out of the cave!"

"Whether you can survive this or not, I can only leave it to fate!"

Hearing this, Lu Han was completely numb.

The circles under his eyes turned red and he almost cried.

"No, can I still be saved? I won't really die!"

"Su Mu, you, you have to save me!" Lu Han regarded Su Mu as his only life-saving straw.

Seeing him so flustered and nervous, Su Mu's mischievous heart was greatly satisfied.

So, he continued to pretend to be serious and walked to Lu Han's side.She looked at his wounds and shook her head.

Seeing his actions, Lu Han's heart suddenly went cold.

"Su Mu, don't shake your head, what do you mean?"

"I'm not really going to die!"

"Death is not a problem, there should be a way!" Su Mu said.

Hearing Su Mu say there was still a way, Lu Han's eyes lit up instantly.

"Yes, yes, I knew you would have a solution!"

"It's just that this method is difficult to implement!" Su Mu pretended to be serious again.

"Actually, it's very simple. Just get a tetanus shot right away. But you also know the conditions here. Where can I get a tetanus shot?"

"Even if the program team is flown over, it will take a certain amount of time!"

"When the time comes, even if your life is fine, you may not be able to save your arm!"

Su Mu's words were like knives, stabbing into Lu Han's heart.

"Can't save my arm? Then I will be disabled in the future. How can I still be in the entertainment industry? Woohoo!"

At this time, Lu Han burst into tears.

I don't care about manliness at all.

My arms are gone, so what’s left of my spirit!

There is only anger left.

However, Su Mu didn't seem to want to let him go.

Instead, he looked at his arm and continued.

"Tsk, tsk, tsk, such a good arm, what a pity!"

"Your wound should have festered and become inflamed first, and then started to rot away bit by bit!"

"The best situation then is to start cutting from here!" Su Mu gestured to Lu Han's forearm!

"The worst case scenario is to cut it directly from here!" He gestured to Lu Han's shoulder again!
"Of course, this is not the worst. The worst result is, gah!" Su Mu made another gesture of wiping his neck.

This time, Lu Han was immediately confused.

The whole person was dumbfounded and felt that his life was not long.

At this moment, Yang Mi on the side couldn't stand it anymore.

opened his mouth.

"Okay, Su Mu, it's time now, please stop scaring him, okay?"

Seeing that his prank was successful, Su Mu felt that it was almost time to stop.

Otherwise, it will really frighten people, and it will be troublesome for them to go out by themselves.

If that really happened, Wu Jing and the others would definitely not be able to carry him physically.

If he still has to come, wouldn't that be a trap for himself?

However, he was still curious about how Yang Mi could tell that she was deceiving Lu Han.

"Okay, okay, don't scare me, this is too scary!"

"But how did you know you were scaring him?"

Yang Mi looked at Su Mu who was a little naive at the moment, shook her head helplessly and said.

"You really think we have no common sense at all. How can tetanus wounds fester?"

"It won't work if you attack the person directly!"

"So that's it. It seems you are smarter!" Su Mu sighed.

Wu Jing and the others also had expressions of sudden realization at this moment.

"Ah? Su Mu! You've been lying to Lu Han for so long!"

"You successfully deceived us all!" Wu Jing said in surprise.

"Yes, Brother Su Mu, I was really scared to death. I thought Brother Lu Han was really going to have his limbs amputated!" Reba said.

(End of this chapter)