Entertaining Tomb Raider: Play Porky Bottle, Teammate Yang Mi

Chapter 431 Blind worship
Facing a few of them who looked innocent.

Su Mu didn't feel guilty at all for deceiving them.

Instead, he said with a look of disgust.

"No, can you guys have some common sense?"

"Forget about others, you, Wolf Warrior Wu Jing! You don't know this at all, how dare you say you are a Wolf Warrior?"

Wu Jing, who was criticized by Su Mu, felt very embarrassed.

"I, I am placing too much trust in you, okay!"

"In my opinion, everything you said makes sense, so I didn't think about the irrationality in it!"

"You are just deceiving our feelings!"

Faced with his accusation, Su Mu obviously didn't appreciate it at all.

He shrugged and said.

"Then I can only say that your worship is too blind! This kind of behavior is unacceptable!"

Wu Jing: "..."

While they were joking, Lu Han was still confused.

"You, why are you still laughing? I'm going to be amputated, and I might die!"

"I, what on earth am I going to do!"

Looking at Lu Han's helpless face, Wu Jing said.

"Are you really stupid? Didn't you hear what Su Mu just said? He lied to you on purpose!"

"Don't worry, you can't amputate your limbs. The most you can do is...just do it!"

After hearing the first half of the sentence, Lu Han felt a glimmer of hope in his heart.

But when he heard the direct voice behind him, his hope was completely shattered.

For a moment, he didn't know whether to cut off the limb directly or to have it amputated.

The whole person fell into a strange tangle and confusion.

The expression looks dull and silly, but the real listener is so sad that he sheds tears!

……

"Hahaha, I'm sorry, I laughed so loudly!"

"Lu Han looks so miserable and pitiful like this. I shouldn't laugh, but I really can't help it, hahahaha!"

"My family, who knows? I always laugh and knock the wooden fish at the same time, otherwise all my merits will be lost by laughing!"

"Su Mu! This is all your fault, you must compensate me for ten years of merit!"

"I'm not smiling, I'm just born with smiling lips!"

"Uuuuuuuuah, I feel so sorry for my brother Lu Han, I feel like I'm going to be ruined by them!"

"Yes, I felt very sorry for Brother Lu Han when he was injured, but now he has been deceived again. His expression looks so pitiful!"

"Although, I still can't help but want to laugh. Su Muke is so funny. How could he say such nonsense seriously, hahahaha!"

"Yes, I really admire Su Mu's imagination. He is so happy. To be honest, I believed it at first!"

"He also told Brother Jing not to engage in blind worship! Hahahaha, so funny!"

"Brother Jing may become the biggest victim!"

"Brother Jing: I just had a piece of cake, why did I get ridiculed in the end!"

"It has to be me, Da Mimi. Even though I know Su Mu, I can immediately tell that he is talking nonsense to tease Lu Han!"

……

At the same time, the director team also made some moves.

Seeing Su Mu's current state, they also wanted to get them out of the desert as soon as possible.

Especially Lu Han's injury, even though Su Mu was joking with Lu Han just now.

But the possibility of tetanus still exists.

So at this moment, time is life, and they must take them back as soon as possible.

Let Lu Han receive timely treatment.The director team also contacted Yang Mi and others via satellite phone to inform them of this news.

After learning this, Lu Han felt a little relieved.

When everyone was almost rested, they began to continue climbing up the mountain.

The most the helicopter can do is pick them up in the desert. No matter what, you still have to walk this journey by yourself.

But because we knew that a helicopter was coming to pick us up soon, everyone felt a lot more relaxed.

At the very least, they didn't need to walk in the desert for another two or three days to find their car that had been parked on the edge of the canyon.

When I feel relaxed, I talk more.

"Su Mu, what's going on with that big snake?" Wu Jing asked, expressing the confusion he had been feeling.

Others also pricked up their ears to listen. They were also very curious about this big snake.

"Yes, Brother Su Mu, this snake is so big, it is the largest snake I have ever seen, but it is here willingly to guard the exit. Why on earth?" Reba also asked.

"This is a snake mother!" Su Mu replied.

"Snake, snake mother?"

"What is a snake mother?"

"We saw the Pheasant Neck Snake King before, and here is another snake mother. Are they related in any way?"

Listening to their questions one by one, Su Mu smiled and said.

"The snake king and the snake mother have nothing to do with each other!"

"But they both have the same ability to command all snakes! It's just that the snake mother is more powerful than the snake king!"

"To be honest, if the snake mother hadn't taken the initiative to let go just now, even with my ability, I wouldn't have been able to lead everyone to escape smoothly!"

"At that time, we can only return from the original route to see if there is any chance of survival!"

Hearing Su Mu say this, everyone took a breath of cold air. Looking back, they still felt a little scared.

It turned out that just now, they were so close to death.

If they return the same way they came, depending on their current condition, they won't be killed by blood corpses or bitten to death by pheasant necks.

He was probably exhausted to death.

"Brother Su Mu, you are so amazing!"

"You saved all our lives. This is the countless times you have saved us!"

At this moment, Reba said to Su Mu with a look of admiration.

"Yes, Su Mu, each of us owes you several lives, and we will never be able to repay you in this life!" said the four-character brother.

"Especially Su Mu, you are so powerful, I feel like there is nothing I can do for you!" Wu said in shock.

They were all sincere when they said this, and Su Mu really appreciated it.

But at this time, he still couldn't help but want to make a joke.

So, he walked to Wu Jing's side in a few steps and said seriously.

"Actually, there's nothing you can do for me!"

Upon hearing this, Wu Jing was immediately happy, patted his chest and said.

"Really? If there is anything I can do for you, as long as you ask, I will do it with all my life!"

"Really?" Su Mu confirmed.

"Then there's still a lie. You've been very kind to me. It's too late for me to be happy because I can do something for you!"

Wu Jing, a naive man, did not doubt the deceit and spoke very truthfully.

"Okay, then just give me all your money! I like money!"

Wu Jing: "..."

Others: "Hahahahaha!"

Everyone’s laughter echoed throughout the valley.

(End of this chapter)