The mayor is a little bit thick

Chapter 185 Mama, open the door! (Kneeling for a monthly ticket recommendation ticket)
Wang Biao led the crowd just about to step up the stairs.

Qin Tiezheng suddenly said: "Brothers, wait."

Wang Biao and the five groomsmen hurriedly stopped their strenuous steps and looked at Qin Tiezheng suspiciously.

What are you doing so loudly?
It almost reached the old man's waist.I don't know if I have to carry your sister-in-law from the bed to the car in a while?
I am a middle-aged person in my 30s, and my physical strength is not as good as it was back then, don’t you know?

What an ignorant child.

Ning Xiaofei said, "What's the matter?"

Qin Tiezheng said: "Using red envelopes to call the door is too silly, and it's not easy to use. The more you give, the easier it is for people inside not to open the door. We have to fight wits and courage, so it will be interesting."

When the camera on the side heard it, it hurriedly pointed the camera at Qin Tiezheng and others.

Ning Xiaofei and the other four BJ's best man group are all younger than Li Xiang. Although they are 27 or [-], they have a childlike innocence and love to play and make trouble.

Hearing this, my interest suddenly soared.

"How to fight wits and courage? Those inside and outside the door are not easy to think about?"

Li Xiang suddenly said: "Brother Qin, is it like the video in Douyin Kuaishou? Pretending to be a courier, pretending to be cleaning, or pretending to be an aunt calling the door?"

Wang Biao's eyes lit up when he heard it. That's right, when he was single when he was not married, he had seen this kind of video, and he thought he would play like this when he got married.

But when it came to the real sheet, I forgot it.

sin sin!

Xu Jiajia's boyfriend Zhou Yuntao yelled: "Okay bro, that's it, this idea is interesting, I like it, then I'll pretend that aunt called the door."

Fog grass!

Wang Biao, Li Xiang, Wu Yueguang and others looked at Zhou Yuntao in amazement. These brothers like to hate fun, but the strong one is the aunt.

However, this style of sacrificing the ego to achieve everyone is very worthy of promotion.

"Okay, brother, I am optimistic about you. If you can't pretend to be a courier later, you can pretend to be an aunt." Wang Biao encouraged.

"Brother-in-law Biao is trivial, let's see what happens to me then." Zhou Yuntao said happily.

Ning Xiaofei said: "Hey, hey, then I will play the courier."

Li Xiang also shouted: "Brother, I am the hotel's ward round."

Zhao Xiaolong's eyes lit up: "Hey, I thought I was a policeman, so I would reveal my identity and say that someone gathered a crowd to gamble, and we came to check the house. This door must be opened, so what's the point of abolishing that thing?"

"Damn it, your move is so ruthless, it's a trump card, and it should be used last," Qin Tiezheng said.

At this moment, Wu Yueguang poured a basin of cold water on it.

"It's nonsense, the inside is completely worn out from the cat's eye."

"It's easy to say, go to the hotel for breakfast and get some rice grains or small cakes, sip some cream or something and smear it on it, and the cat's eyes will be blurred." Wang Biao said.

"Brother-in-law Biao, you are amazing and rich. How many times have you done this? You must tell Xiaona about this later. If there is no big lobster that weighs four catties, or king crab that weighs ten catties, I can't stop my mouth." .” Ning laughed nonchalantly.

Zhou Yuntao followed suit, winked at the other two, and said, "Tell you, we heard it too. Without four New Zealand black gold half-head abalones and Australian four-jin dragons, the mouths of the four of us would be Deshengmen." , I definitely have to tell Jiajia and Wu Xue about everything.”

"Fuck, that's fine, take advantage of the fire to rob, well, I'm scared, I'll go to BJ to arrange for you." Wang Biao said generously with his eyes narrowed.

Good boy, you really know how to eat, black gold half-headed abalone, four catties of Australian dragon?

Intimidate me today?

Damn, you four are waiting, don't let Xiaona knock out all your lobster poo when you turn around, your sphincter muscles are tense.

The master of ceremonies saw that everyone was stuck in the hall, murmured, coughed and stood up.

It's time to express yourself.

He is a very dedicated master of ceremonies!
"Brothers of the bridegroom, it's time for us to go up. Time is running out. I've been delayed here for a long time. I'm afraid there won't be enough time for the next part."

Makes sense.

Can't delay the auspicious time.

Thinking of this, Wang Biao said loudly: "Whoever is going to get the rice grains hurry up, let's hurry up."

After two or three points, Dong Hai ran back with a small pile of cream on his finger, "I'll go up and get the cat's eye first."

Said he ran upstairs.

Wang Biao entered the elevator with several best men and cameras.

Qin Tiezheng and Zhao Xiaolong, two people with professional backgrounds in public security, at this moment, the results of four years of college literacy and training were immediately reflected.

The two whispered while gesturing: "Everyone, don't talk, just go quietly, brothers, come with me here."

Qin Tiezheng greeted several best men and several other young men to the left side of the door and stood against the wall.

Zhao Xiaolong said to Wang Biao and the other brothers: "Brother Biao, let's stand here."

Seeing this, some elders just shook their heads. This is not taking a wife. This is simply like the public security and armed police preparing to break into the house to catch criminals.

Zhou Yuntao came to the door first and knocked on the door.

"Who? Don't want to open the door without a red envelope." Wu Xue said loudly in the room.

Zhou Yuntao took a long breath, squeezed his throat and raised his throat, imitating the BJ Hutong aunt and said: "Open the door inside."

Wang Biao and others almost burst out laughing when they heard it, not to mention that the voice of this guy is really similar.

It really has the taste of an authentic old lady.

"Swift, the person who will pick up the bride will come later"

At this time, there was an angry curse from inside: "Zhou Yuntao, you bastard, you are a chicken thief? You want to trick my sister to open the door, but there is no door. If you want to open the door, tell your mother to stuff a red envelope."

"Call mom, call mom."

shouted inside.

Zhou Yuntao froze for a moment, horrified, I'm so stupid, how did Wu Xuechou know it was me?

He looked at Wang Biao and the others inquiringly.

Wang Biao whispered: "Act to the end, change to another person."

Zhou Yuntao stretched out a finger to express his understanding.

Continued to play: "This child, open the door for Auntie quickly?"

"Zhou Yuntao, don't pretend, you stinky pervert."

"Emma, ​​no, I have to go to the bathroom."

Li Xiang picked it up at this time, knocked on the door and said: "Hello, I am from Jingdong Express, please Ms. Shen Na's express delivery has arrived, please sign for it."

"You still work for Jingxi Express, you stinky brother, you really have every kind of big brother." Jiang Yiyi scolded.

"Li Xiang, you bastard, do you want to deduct all the red envelopes? Aunt, you have so many opening red envelopes, do you want to take it for yourself?" Dai Mengyu scolded inside.

This bastard bastard wants to open the door without stuffing the red envelope.

What do you think.

Li Xiang jumped up in shock, "Damn it, there is a traitor, big brother, there is a traitor among us, how do the people inside know it is me, I have changed my voice."

Wang Biao was also shocked, and his eyes quickly searched around the hands of the Beijing Four Heavenly Regiment.

Zhao Xiaolong and Qin Tiezheng also looked around, but found nothing suspicious, Qin Tiezheng asked Dong Hai: "Dude, have you painted something on your cat's eyes?"

Dong Hai said as he came to the door: "I painted it and sipped it twice. It's impossible to see me clearly. Who wiped the cat's eyes clean? Who is it? I obviously touched the cream?"

Wang Biao and others heard the sound and went to have a look, only to see that the cat's eyes were clean and shiny, not a little dirty.

"Damn, let me tell you, how can I fail and be exposed with my ventriloquism, my feelings are betrayed by Maoyan."

Wu Yueguang said: "The brothers are all out of gangs, the big guys call the door in the most primitive and traditional way, come on, and shout 'Mom open the door' with me."

"One, two, three, Mom, open the door!"

"Mom, open the door!"

Shouted from inside the door: "We can't hear you, speak louder."

"Brothers, speak louder."

"Mom, open the door." A group of people shouted again.

For a moment, the entire third floor and even the entire Hero Hotel were filled with the sound of shouting for mother to open the door.

There is no way, there are too many relatives and friends, and there are more than 30 people who call me mother.

"Mom, open the door quickly, your good son-in-law is about to cry."

Wu Xue took the lead in responding: "If you don't have a red envelope, you can't hear it!"

Just as Dong Hai wanted to organize the tenth wave of shouting at his mother to open the door, Wang Biao, standing in the middle of the door, raised his fist.

"Brothers, make room, let me come."

Dong Haining smiled, but Qin Tiezheng, Wu Yueguang and others stepped aside.

Wang Biao stepped forward, came to the door, and said: "Brothers, there is a way to shout at the door. You have to take a deep breath and roar out with the Qi of the Dantian. You need the abdominal cavity, chest cavity, and nasal cavity to resonate in order to make a sound like thunder and tigers. Be careful, brother!" Let me demonstrate it to you, and then call the door according to my method."

He took a deep breath, opened his voice and shouted: "Ma Ma, your virtuous Xu is here, open the door quickly."

The people around were stunned instantly.

Nima, a big man with a hairy beard and chest hair, he actually yelled Mama like a Taiwanese girl, why don't you die, Brother Biao, you are so fucking nasty.

I have goosebumps all over my body.

Everyone in the room burst out laughing as if they had been hit by a laughing hole.

"The third daughter-in-law, hahaha, your son-in-law is really interesting, a living treasure, this is, hahaha."

"Sister-in-law three, your good Xianxu is here, why don't you open the door?"

Uncle Shen smiled and said, "Third son, Wang Biao is so funny and humorous. I really didn't realize it before."

Shen Hai and Xie Chunlan were funny, annoyed, and a little embarrassed, how could this brat be playing tricks at this time.

With so many relatives and friends here, and so many juniors, how can you, little uncle and uncle, be dignified in front of these juniors in the future?

"This child is not always like this, it must be from going to school."

"Brother-in-law Biao, let me tell you that the door cannot be opened without red envelopes."

Wang Biao smiled and said, "Brother, give the red envelope again."

The best man Tiantuan, Qin Tiezheng, Dong Hai, Wu Yueguang, Zhao Xiaolong and others began to shout again while stuffing red envelopes: "Ma Ma, open the door, your good virtuous Xu is here."

"Mom, open the door."

Xie Chunlan smiled and came to the door and said to Wu Xue and the others: "Xiaoxue, open the door, there are twenty or thirty red envelopes stuffed in."

"Since Mama Xie has spoken, let's open the door." An Xin said.

Wu Xue said loudly: "Wait, let's go to the wedding room first, and open the door after entering."

"Yes, yes, let's go!"

The five beautiful bridesmaids ran into the wedding room with more than [-] people.

After everyone entered the door, Wang Biao looked around but did not see Xie Chunlan and the others, while other relatives of her natal family lined up on both sides, giving way to the wedding room.

After Wang Biao greeted all his relatives with a nod and salute, he waved his hand to the people behind him, and said with high spirits: "Come on, brothers, let me open this city gate too. The red envelopes are ready, and the city gate is open."

He followed behind and just finished clearing his throat and was about to command, but he didn't expect to be robbed by the groom officer this time.

Wucao, it's too bullying, I let you direct it, so what do you want me to do as an emcee?

After this news comes out, can I still be in the master of ceremonies world?

Grandma, I thought I would use this grand wedding to greatly increase the popularity of the industry, but, yes...
The master of ceremonies felt aggrieved and wanted to cry.

But who will have the kung fu to bird him.

Maybe I used to attend a lot of weddings of relatives and friends.

I got used to helping to call the door.

When it was his turn to get married, Wang Biao forgot his identity as the protagonist for a while, and stood in front of the door, calling out to everyone and shouting together.

Throwing a red envelope, shouting: "Mom, Dad, open the door, your good son-in-law is here."

"My wife, open the door quickly, your obedient, caring and warm husband is here to pick you up."

The door opened under the pressure of fourteen or five red envelopes.

But everyone was not too happy, because there was still a door to enter the real wedding room.

Qin Tiezheng, Wu Yueguang, Zhao Xiaolong and others, whose voices were dry and smoky, looked at Wang Biao sadly.

"Brother Biao, why do you book such a big suite? You need to book a standard room. Have you seen your sister-in-law a long time ago?"

"Brother-in-law Biao, we have to add one condition, each of us will add a bottle of [-] Lafite."

"Yes, yes, each person has a bottle of [-] Lafite."

Wang Biao glanced at a few people: "What is Lafite in 200? You look so useless, I will invite you and the [-]-meter-deep mineral water from the Jurassic period later."

"What kind of water is that?" Ning Xiaofei asked curiously.

Wang Biao laughed: "It's the tap water in my village, hahaha, okay, there is another door, let's go, brothers."

A few minutes later, the last door was also opened under the attack of powerful red envelopes and shouts.

But Wang Biao was dumbfounded.

Nima, why are there six brides?
Did I just call my brain hypoxic?
"Brother, how many new daughter-in-laws have you seen? Why do I see six?" Li Xiang asked in confusion, rubbing his eyes as he spoke.

Ning Xiaofei stared at the six brides on the bed with wide eyes.

"Taozi, which one is your wife? Why can't I see which one is Wu Xue?"

At this time, Boss Shen’s son who was in the first year of high school shouted at Wang Biao: “Little uncle, listen up, you have to choose your little aunt from among them at one time, or if you make a wrong choice, you or the other best men will have to hug you This young lady sits three times and squats up."

Wang Biao followed his elder nephew Shen Yifei's finger to look, and suddenly felt a kind of waist bending.

I saw that young lady, about 1.6 meters and zero, but extremely round, her belly and chest were almost level with the D-cup chest.

This must be at least 130 catties, right?
Three squats?

He swallowed, his head buzzing.

Not to mention three squatting up, doing one is afraid that it will affect the wedding night in the bridal chamber at night.

But, fortunately, I still have [-] or [-] good brothers and best man groups.

Wang Biao turned his head to look at Ning Xiaofei and the others, but saw that Ning Xiaofei's grandson had actually mixed into his natal family's team.

I'm stupid, I'm so shameless.

He looked at others again, but Li Xiang took a few steps back as soon as he caught his gaze, his eyes wandered from side to side, but they didn't match.

"Tie Zheng."

"Brother Biao, my waist is weak. I have just been married for more than a year. Do you have the heart to look at your siblings?" Qin Tiezheng waved his hands repeatedly.

"Xiaolong, it's up to you." Wang Biao looked at Zhao Xiaolong again.

Zhao Xiaolong yelled, "Emma Ya, Tie Zheng stretched my left leg quickly, it's cramp."

(End of this chapter)