The mayor is a little bit thick

Chapter 186 If you touch my clothes, I'll chop off your siblings! (seeking monthly ticket recommendation ticket)

Zhao Xiaolong was still sitting on the ground as he spoke, stretching out his right leg and bluffing.

Seeing this, a group of people who were picking up and seeing off the bride's family trembled with smiling faces.

Seeing this, Wang Biao's nose was so angry that he stretched out his leg and kicked Zhao Xiaolong, "Don't play tricks, your left leg is cramped just now, what do you mean by stretching your right leg now? Transferred?"

"Really, Emma, ​​I was too anxious just now, and I called the wrong one." Zhao Xiaolong said without blushing.

Wang Biao scolded: "Okay, stop playing around. Hey, look at other people's best men on Douyin. They are all willing to set fire to the sea for the groom. Take a look at you."

"It's not that I don't want to help, it's that my strength doesn't allow it. Brother-in-law Biao, I'm only in my 20s. If it weighs a hundred and eighty pounds, brother, of course I won't let it go, but this, but this."

When the fat girl heard it, her eyes widened: "But what's the matter? Think I'm fat? Are you saying I'm fat? Believe it or not, I'll smash you?"

"No, no, how is it possible? Little sister, brother, I just have diarrhea recently and my body is weak."

The uncles, aunts, uncles, grandparents and elders of the Shen family frowned and laughed at the same time.

Is this a marriage?
How did it become the scene of a war of words?

"Little uncle, I heard from my little aunt that you take care of her like a treasure. You even know the scars on her body and treat her with great care. She is the person you know the most. What's the matter? Don't you Is it bragging?" Shen Laosan's daughter asked strangely.

Wang Biao's eyes widened: "How can little uncle brag?"

Xiao Nizi tilted her head and said, "Then why don't you dare to play games? If you didn't brag, you would have recognized my little aunt right away, right?"

"I" Wang Biao.

When Shen Na heard this, she pursed her lips and whispered: "The eldest niece and little aunt don't care about you in vain. You are really smart, just like little aunt."

Hmph, you stinky pig, it's time to test you.

If you mistake her as your wife, and if you make a mistake once, your bridal chamber wedding night will be postponed for one month, and if you make a mistake five times, then you should stay alone and write novels this year.

"Little uncle, if you hesitate, you will lie again." The little girl hopped and pointed at Wang Biao.

"No, no, how is it possible? Little uncle is thinking that this is a big day. It is a bit unreasonable not to let the best man participate in the game. Isn't it going to be lively? Okay, this little uncle has challenged, come on, let's start Go." Wang Biao said loudly, bluffing.

You can't be cowardly, sister, this little girl is like Shen Na's second when she grows up.

This little mouth and this little head are too powerful.

Shen's third daughter-in-law rubbed the girl's little head strangely, Shen's fourth uncle and Shen's fourth aunt even had a kind smile in her eyes.

It's not bad to be the apple of their eye.

The idea is clear and alert.

Shen Yifei chuckled, and said loudly: "The brides are sitting in a row, Tang Bohu is ordering Qiuxiang, isn't it Wang Biaobiao ordering Shen Manman?"

"Hahaha, you bastard, you can call Wang Biaobiao and Shen Manman as big as you can." Although Boss Shen said so, he didn't look angry at all.

On the contrary, there are some gloating and looking at the expression of the human brain in it.

Amid the laughter of the big guys, the six brides on the bed all sat in a row.

Just as Wang Biao was about to go up to observe the selection, he heard Shen Yifei say: "Wait a minute, Comrade Wang Biaobiao, why are you so anxious, brides, stretch out your feet, let's watch the foot beauty pageant."

Liumei stretched out her feet as she said.

The six white and beautiful feet were instantly displayed in front of everyone.

"Wait a minute, little uncle, I want to add the rules of the game. Let me tell you, you have to choose one of the six feet. If you think that is my little aunt, you can kiss the instep. Of course, if you choose wrong , you have to hold my sister and do six squats."

"What?" Wang Biao was taken aback.

six?

Although he has the strength to handle, doing squats with someone in his arms and carrying a sack are two different things.

Wu Yueguang, Qin Tiezheng, Zhao Xiaolong and others looked at Wang Biao with pity.

Brother Biao, may you cherish it, we support you spiritually!

Xie Chunlan, who felt sorry for her son-in-law, said hastily: "You little girl is messing around, and you still have six? You want to exhaust your little uncle to death?"

"No, third grandma, six. This is the rule of the game. If he chooses the wrong one, it's because he doesn't care about little aunt. He should be punished." The little girl insisted on her opinion.

Shen Laosan said: "Baby, otherwise, your little uncle made a wrong choice, and let him hold you and sit for six squats."

The little girl looked at Lao Tzu, then at the third grandma and three grandpas, thought for a while, and said: "No, I have to tell my sister to be the three first, and she is hugging me, what kind of little uncle, don't you dare to do this? Not too bad, what's the matter?"

"Men!" One person reminded.

"Yes, it's too unlike the men in the Northeast."

Shen Erniang scolded with a smile: "Who did you learn from, you little girl? How old are you, little girl."

The little girl ignored the jokes of grandma and grandpa, and looked at Wang Biao provocatively, her eyes gradually turned into contempt.

"Little uncle, are you cowardly?"

Wang Biao couldn't be so excited, "It's nothing, come on, let's start."

Speaking of which, she came to the foot of the bed, and first looked at the wedding clothes of the six people, but they were all the same. Although there were some differences in the sizes and shapes of the several people, they were not that big, and it was even more difficult to tell them apart when they were sitting on the bed.

It's not enough to find the difference from the body type of several people, but the hairstyle is easy to find.

Only Shen Na has short hair.

But now several people's heads are a little puffed up.

And covered with a red hijab, it's hard to tell.

Wang Biao exhaled, squatted down and looked at the six tender feet.

My brain wobbled again.

He seriously suspected that today's wedding show was planned by Shen Na for a long time.

Shen Na and Simi are no more than five centimeters tall and weigh no more than ten catties. Their feet are basically the same size, both size 36 and seven.

Eh?

This little foot is too small, don't think about it, it must be the object of my brother Li's thinking.

"This, no, this is Xiao Yu, brothers and sisters, hurry up and show your original shape, otherwise Li Xiang will kick my big brother to death after kissing your feet." Wang Biao joked confidently.

While holding the live broadcast on his mobile phone, Li Xiang gritted his teeth and raised his foot a few centimeters as if he was going to kick: "Hmph, brother, you are smart, otherwise I will kick out with this kick."

Ning Xiaofei, Zhou Yuntao and the other four also gritted their teeth with Wang Biao at this time and said fiercely: "Brother Biao, make troubles, make troubles, play with troubles, brothers belong to brothers, you brother should put your tricks on the spot, you If you dare to slam my daughter-in-law's feet, then you will be breaking the precept of seducing the second sister-in-law, and then don't blame my brother for being ruthless."

"Brother-in-law Biao, I, Zhou Yuntao, have always been the most loyal. Brothers are like brothers and women are like clothes, but if anyone touches my clothes, I will chop off his brothers and feet." Zhou Yuntao said murderously.

Wang Biao was surprised and angry: "I don't care if you are my best man team? The best men in other people's homes in my place are all for the groom to open mountains and bridges. Why don't you guys help? Adding insult to injury to me will increase my psychological pressure?"

"Brother, we want to help, but you are so busy. Either you want to contribute your big waist, or you want to contribute your daughter-in-law to make you frivolous. It's really impossible."

"Brother-in-law Biao, we are here to be the best man, and we have to contribute our daughter-in-law? There is no reason for this, let alone you, a cheap brother-in-law, even the emperor and I will not succeed, even if the fingernails are touched, you dare not touch it. , I dare to break off your fingernails."

Nima!

What the hell are these bastards.

What do you want?
Eat mine, drink mine, live in mine, but all of them grin at me.

Wang Biao looked bitterly at Li Xiang who was holding Dai Mengyu in his arms.

Cursed: "I knew you were such a fool, when I was a child, I should have thrown you downstairs and killed you when I was a child, you are a fool."

Li Xiang laughed loudly, so happy!

"Baby, take out your mobile phone and record Kuaishou, brother's emoji will definitely be popular."

The facial expressions of Wang Biao and the others made everyone laugh out loud, and Grandma Shen Na even dismantled bombs and removed her dentures.

They have attended many weddings, but this is the first time they have seen such a unique and unscripted wedding scene.

While everyone was laughing, they were all curiously looking forward to what Wang Biao would do next.

Wang Biao stretched out his hand and pointed at them fiercely, "Okay, you guys can do it."

After a slap in the face, he turned his head and looked at the remaining five tender little feet.

Oh, which one is it?

Like a pervert with a foot fetish, Wang Biao stared at my foot with wide eyes and scratched his head.

Amidst the laughter and laughter of the crowd, he watched for three or four minutes but failed to make a choice.

"Little uncle, hurry up, you will miss the auspicious time when the ink is down."

"Little uncle, can you do it? If you can't, just admit defeat and do squats. Now there are four fake ones left. You just need to hold Sister Yun and do twelve squats."

Wang Biao glanced back and said, "Nonsense, why can't my little uncle do it? It's nothing to disturb my train of thought."

Eh!
Which is it?

this?

No, no, this is wrong, the second mother's toes are too long.

Thinking of this, a bright light suddenly flashed out of his mind.

Like a flash of light in the dark night.

Yup!

That's right, why am I so stupid? This person's feet can be about the same size and shape, but they absolutely cannot be one by one.

There is absolutely a difference in the length, size, and shape of the toes.

Thinking of this, he looked at the first one, this one is not, this one has a slightly valgus thumb, pretty but rarely wears leather shoes with high heels and pinches, definitely not like this.

This is not the case, the little toenail is too small.

This is not even true, the five toes are as long as monkeys.

this is?
No, neither is this.

The knuckle marks on the toes are worn out. My wife usually wears flat shoes, so it is impossible to wear them out.

Wang Biao came to the last foot with surprise on his face.

"I choose this, and none of those four!"

As he said that, he stretched out his hand to his feet, wanting to support them and kiss them.

But then, out of the corner of his eye, he saw a delicate and beautiful angel tattoo on his ankle.

How can there be tattoos?

No, not this one either!

Wang Biao hurriedly pressed the pause button. At this moment, one of his fingers was only [-] centimeter away from the foot in front of him, and his mouth was only [-] centimeters away.

He stood up abruptly.

He quacked at his nephews and nieces and said, "Hahahahaha, you little bastards almost fell into your tricks. None of these six, tell me, where did you hide your little aunt, wife, hurry up!" Come out!" Wang Biao jumped up and shouted loudly.

Shouting and looking around.

"You brothers don't do your best, you should do your best to find someone this time, help me find your sister-in-law quickly, hurry up."

At this time, Simei who was dropped by PASS lifted her hijab.

Surprised: "I'm going to Brother Biao, how do you know it's not? How did you do it?"

Wu Xue joked: "Hahaha, it seems that brother-in-law Biao washes Xiaona's feet a lot. Otherwise, how could he be so familiar with the difference between feet? He didn't get caught."

"Ahem, everyone get out of the way, our real bride is coming on stage."

The natal family moved out of the way, revealing the screen behind them.

At this time, the two opened the screen, and immediately the two elder brothers, Shen Yifei and Shen Ziyan, led Shen Jingfei from Shen's second family, and Shen Hongyan from Shen's fourth family, two young children, four boys and girls came behind the screen. Sitting cross-legged on a dressing stool, Shen Na, who was wearing this red phoenix crown and Xiapei, which looked like an ancient queen, stood around.

Then they moved the chair to the side of the bed together, and let Shen Na sit on the bed again.

The bride cannot touch the ground.

They have to respect customs.

Wang Biao thumped and jumped wildly, reaching up tremblingly to lift Shen Na's red hijab.

He had been looking forward to this scene for 30 or [-] years.

Now it's finally a dream come true!

"Wait a minute, little uncle can't just lift off little aunt's red hijab, you have to show your talent." Shen Yifei, the little bastard, jumped out again.

Wang Biao stopped his actions and performed his talent?

But I didn't bring my saxophone and flute either.

What are you doing?

At this time, a dusty Douyin video image popped up in his mind.

"Yes! Look, he took a few steps back, and then rolled forward to the window, with his arms and knees vigorously, he jumped up and knelt on the bed.

"My fairy wife, who is a husband, is going to lift your red hijab." Wang Biao said and lifted the hijab.

Shen Na, who is as beautiful as a fairy with delicate and light makeup, is revealed.

"You're so excited, you don't need a sleeper, if you choose the wrong kiss, you will have to be punished." Shen Na said with a satisfied smile.

Shen Hongyan's little girl came out at this time, and said innocently: "Little uncle, you haven't kissed my little aunt's feet yet."

"I'll kiss right now, my little uncle will kiss right now." Wang Biao bowed his head with a smile, held Shen Na's exquisite white and tender little feet with five fingers together, and kissed them deeply.

Seeing this, Shen Yifei shouted: "The ceremony is over, little uncle quickly find shoes for little aunt to wear."

The master of ceremonies heard the sound and felt that he had to stand up at this time.

It's too messy, it's all messed up.

"Wait, wait, the groom's official has to meet his father-in-law and mother-in-law first, and then he can put on shoes for the bride after serving tea."

As the master of ceremonies spoke, he turned to the crowd to look for Xie Chunlan and Shen Hai.

"Parents of the bride, please come and sit on the sofa."

Xie Chunlan and Shen Hai obeyed the command, came to the sofa and sat down, looking at Wang Biao with joy on their faces.

The master of ceremonies managed to regain the initiative. Just as he was about to cheer up and want to host, Wang Biao suddenly knelt down on the ground, using his knees as feet, taking small steps like an ancient court lady, and slipped gracefully in front of Xie Chunlan's knees, pressing his hands on the ground. On Xie Chunlan's lap.

Imitating the funny tone I saw on Douyin, I said in a strange voice: "Mom, my son salutes you!"

(End of this chapter)