The mayor is a little bit thick

Chapter 219 What's a bad mood? (seeking a monthly ticket)

Wang Biao just wanted to refuse, but he thought that both Zhao Xiaolong and Qin Tiezheng had pleaded, and they had to give them face.

Furthermore, in Shan Lao's storytelling, he always said that he should stay on the front line so that we can meet each other in the future.

Being a person and doing things really can't be perfect.

It's not a matter of life and death.

If you really do it, just like those narrow-minded people, you have to bear the grudge for the rest of your life.

I only beat him once in high school, but I still bear the grudge to this day.

I am not afraid of myself, but the crops and livestock on the farm are terrible.

Last year, Douyin exposed several news about farmlands and greenhouses being sprayed with pesticides.

Especially the one with the greenhouses. The fruit-hanging tomatoes in dozens of vegetable sheds covered hundreds of acres were all sprayed with herbicides and died.

Lost nearly a million.

There are also melon farmers who grow watermelons, and more than a dozen watermelons that are about to ripen have holes in them.

It's not worth taking such a big risk to lock up a few animals for a few days.

Seeing the change in Wang Biao's expression, Zhao Xiaolong and Qin Tiezheng remained silent for a long time, feeling a little anxious.

"Brother Biao, you and your sister-in-law have created such a big industry, so don't be familiar with them ordinary people. I'll ask them to apologize to you in person later, isn't it okay?"

Wang Biao took advantage of the situation and said, "Okay, I don't care, but I have to apologize to your sister-in-law. You can't just let it go if you are aggressive and swearing."

After speaking, he turned to Shen Na, "Leader, look at this"

Shen Na snorted, "Okay, I'll give you two some face, but tell them, don't bully my husband by making troubles in the future, otherwise, you see how I will deal with them."

Zhao Xiaolong was amused when he heard it, "Okay, okay, besides, they don't dare, how dare they have the courage to be beaten so badly by you this time."

Seeing that the problem was solved, Qin Tiezheng smiled and joked to Wang Biao: "Brother Biao, tell us the truth, have you ever been beaten?"

When Meng Yao and Su Chun heard the woman's love of gossip, they were immediately aroused.

One by one, their eyes lit up and they chirped and asked.

"What is your family law, Mrs. Biao?"

"Brother Biao, please tell us, we will keep it a secret, and we will never tell others, let alone laugh at you."

Qin Tiezheng didn't think it was a big deal when he watched the excitement, "Brother Biao, don't worry, I promise I won't make fun of you."

Zhao Xiaolong who walked to the door also said: "Me too."

fog grass.

You two also want to see me laughing.

Today buddy I drank out, I must drag you two dogs into the water.

"How do you two treat your daughter-in-law at home? Let me talk about mine first. I wash your sister-in-law's feet with water and rub her feet every day. I wash the socks and clothes by hand. Wife, you should pamper her."

"Really, Mrs. Biao?" Su Chun asked enviously.

Meng Yao also asked with eyes full of curiosity: "Sister-in-law, does Brother Biao really fetch you hot water to wash your feet every night?"

Shen Na said impatiently: "You don't know how annoying he is. Every day he fetches a basin of hot water to soak your feet and wash them. No matter whether you are tired or not, you have to take a bath. If you don't do it, he will torture you. Hey, it's so annoying. gone."

The two girls looked at their men one by one after hearing the words.

Seeing this, Qin Tiezheng and Wu Yueguang hurriedly changed the subject: "Brother Biao, what are you talking about? What kind of nonsense are you talking about? Did you get beaten?"

"Yes, have you ever been beaten?"

Wang Biao said: "Of course I have been beaten. What is a wife? A wife is the mistress Lafayette. It is normal for a slave to make the master angry and get beaten. Let me tell you, once your sister-in-law beat me just like Li Kunpeng and the others just now. A few were beaten like that."

"Really, sister-in-law?" Su Chun asked.

Several other people also subconsciously looked at Shen Na with wide-eyed eyes.

Shen Na nodded, "Whoever told him to make me sad and angry, I will beat him if I don't."

Inquiry room.

"Tie Zheng and I talked hard to persuade Mrs. Biao to let go. Later, you apologize to the person in person, and they withdrew the lawsuit. I will talk to the office again and let you go. Otherwise, the records will be bad. .” Zhao Xiaolong said.

Lin Peng rolled his eyes and shouted: "I still have to beg them? I have to apologize, I'm stupid, what's wrong with my teeth?"

"Okay, don't have your teeth, you deserve it if you lose them. If you don't do it, someone can beat you? You'd be ashamed to do it with a woman, shit, don't be endless, besides, I kicked Wang Biao's neck more than before. Xuan, how dangerous it is, it will kick people to death."

"Why the hell didn't kick him to death?" Li Kunpeng muttered.

Zhao Xiaolong looked at Li Kunpeng coldly, and scolded: "Look at you like a bully, how can you do well if you kick to death? It's bad."

"If you don't apologize, if you don't apologize, I don't care. I've been busy with your crap all afternoon. The whole children and relatives don't have time to go back and say hello."

Several people saw that Zhao Xiaolong was in a hurry, so they stopped pretending.
"Dao, but let me declare in advance that this is for the sake of you and Tie Zheng, but don't be afraid of them."

"know."

A few minutes later, Shen Na and Wang Biao came to the mediation room and accepted their reluctant apologies.

Although the mediator police looked down on the four of them, Li Kunpeng and Li Kunpeng, they were always upright and upright. Seeing that several of them had bruised noses and swollen faces, and lost one tooth, they still had to pay some compensation for the medical expenses.

"Ms. Shen, Comrade Wang Biao, do you accept their apology?" he asked first.

Wang Biao nodded, and Shen Na said nonchalantly, "Let's accept it reluctantly."

"Well, Ms. Shen, don't talk about it when you see other people, this Yadu."

Shen Na interrupted: "How about some dental fillings? 2000 yuan is enough for a dental implant."

As she said that, she opened the LV handbag in her hand, took out a stack of money, and it was still on the table, "This is three thousand, and you can buy the rest by yourself."

Wang Biao looked at the 3000 yuan with distress, and he babbled, "Three thousand, just take it out, isn't it agreed to be two thousand?"
I was kicked, why didn't you give me money.

He muttered in his heart, but he didn't say anything.

In front of so many outsiders, it is extremely unwise to refute and question the words and decisions of my daughter-in-law.

When Zhao Xiaolong and Qin Tiezheng saw it, they both gave a thumbs up and said in admiration: "Sister-in-law Biao, you are really like this. With your kindness, this extravagant arrogance is beyond the reach of ordinary men."

"Sister-in-law, you are really a character. I am convinced. In the words of your BJ, it is really a shame."

night.

Sitting on a small bench in the courtyard, Wang Biao took a few bamboo poles signed by Line [-] and curtain gauze sold at home and began to poke and mutter.

Shen Na looked curiously, "Honey, what are you doing?"

"Get an insect net. It will be useful to catch grasshoppers in the rye grass tomorrow." Wang Biao said, forming a circle with the cut No. [-] wire.

"My wife, help me unfold the curtain and make a circle around this iron fist."

Shen Na picked up the tent roll, stood on the ground, and walked along the iron ring, while Wang Biao held the thick thread rope for shoe soles in one hand and threaded it through the big needle hole of the big cone stubble. Sew it up.

Seeing this, Shen Na laughed and said, "Do you know how to do needlework? You know everything."

"It's not difficult. I knew it when I was in elementary school. But at that time, the family was in trouble, and I was reluctant to buy this curtain. Once my mother bought the curtain and asked me to sew it before I nailed it to the window. I made a small net bag and used it to catch dragonflies, but my mother whipped me with a duster stick." Wang Biao said with a smile about his childhood.

"Hehehe, you're going to kill me laughing, hahahaha, I didn't hit you much, I just let you know how to play, what happened after that? Can you still catch dragonflies?"

"Catch it. Later, I took the circle I made and went to the corner next to the toilet in the pigsty to stick spider webs. After sticking seven or eight spider webs, the dragonfly could be stuck. It was also very easy to stick to. live."

"Aren't dragonflies beneficial insects? Why are you catching them? Didn't you learn them in elementary school?"

"Of course it's for eating. Meat can only be eaten in winter when I'm young. In normal times, it's just May and August festivals. My family will buy meat to eat."

Shen Na said disgustedly: "How do you eat this thing? Is it delicious?"

"It's delicious. It's like muscle. Pull off the head and belly, then burn it on a candle, and it will be cooked in a while. It tastes better than chicken." Wang Biao said.

"Hey, my wife, have you ever eaten bugs?"

"It doesn't have such a heavy taste without me."

"Have you ever eaten cicada pupae?"

"Eat it"

"Then you said you never ate bugs."

"You only eat bugs." Shen Na became furious and wanted to beat Wang Biao with her fist.

This stinky thing has one bug after another on the left. In the future, people will not be allowed to eat roasted cicada pupae or dried cicada pupae.

Wang Biao hurriedly begged for mercy: "Yes, I was the one who ate bugs. I was wrong. The cicada pupae are so cute, how could they be bugs?"

The next morning, after eight o'clock, Wang Biao took Shen Na and Li Ning to the pasture field behind the house with a large net bag with a diameter of one meter and a length of more than one meter, wearing camouflage.

"Wife, won't you come in and catch me?"

"I'm not going in, I'm going to feed the big white goose with my grandparents."

"OK then."

Wang Biao and Li Ning went into the rye grass field together, and when they entered the ground, he waved the special net bag with both hands and pulled it up in the waist-high grass.

The net pole is made of two 1.5-meter-thin bamboo poles and a [-]-meter-[-]-meter poplar pole, which is the thickness of a table tennis ball. Together, they are more than three meters long, and with a wave of your hand, you can reach a working radius of several meters.

Every time I swipe and pull, there are twenty or thirty big grasshoppers jumping up in surprise and being caught in the net bag.

After dozens of strokes, it stopped.

"Uncle, hurry up, hurry up, I will jump away in a while."

Li Ning hurriedly boasted, opened the small fine mesh bag for garlic in his hand, reached out to follow Wang Biao, grabbed densely packed grasshoppers from the large mesh bag and threw them into it.

As late autumn approaches, the grasshoppers grow bigger and bigger. There are more brown-gray grasshoppers and fewer green ones.

The two uncles and nephews were very excited.

In less than half an hour, the 50 to [-] centimeters thick and more than [-] centimeters high pockets were filled to the brim.

Li Ning looked at Wang Biao furiously, "There are so many of these things, it looks really appealing."

Wang Biao nodded approvingly, and the goosebumps on his body grew in waves.

So many grasshoppers directly made him suffer from intensive phobia.

"Is it poured from the net or used to feed chickens and ducks from my aunt?" Li Ning said.

"Hey, what are they doing? You took it back and fried it, it tasted so delicious."

"Is it delicious? It's okay to eat it with the thighs burned, and the shit in the stomach will be eaten after it's fried?"

Wang Biao glared at Li Ning, and understood why Shen Na got angry yesterday. You said you ate all the shit, so how can we eat fried grasshoppers?
"I'm afraid that everything is grass. After deep frying, all bacteria and bugs will become protein and amino acids. Let me tell you, the grasshopper's cake has medicinal value." Wang Biao casually fooled Li Ning.

Then he walked to the ground with a bag of grasshoppers.

"Ah? Really? Is it really good for your health?" Li Ning asked behind him.

"Can I lie to you? Bat feces and mouse feces are fried and eaten with medicinal materials, which is definitely good for your health." Wang Biao said.

Li Ning chuckled, and clenched the big net bag in his hand tightly again.

Good stuff, can't run away.

Shen Na looked at the grasshoppers in Wang Biao's hand, which were densely packed, black and dense, and still moving. She felt her scalp explode, "This is too much, can I eat it?"

"If you can't eat, feed the old hen and big goose at home." Wang Biao said indifferently.

It's just that the goose bumps all over his body and the twitching cheeks betrayed his trembling heart.

The old man, Wang Guoqiang, and Wang Honggang all stared at Wang Biao as he poured the grasshopper into the big water tank.

"Biao, can this thing be eaten? Don't eat it bad." The old man worried.

Back then, when he was an adult, he didn't even dare to eat a big-eyed thief mouse, let alone a grasshopper.

Wang Guoqiang said: "Grand grandson, don't make fools, it will spoil you if you eat it again."

"How dare you talk shit, can this grasshopper be eaten? You keep guessing every day." Wang Honggang scolded.

Wang Biao found a board and put it directly on the water tank, holding down the grasshopper, "Unpredictable? This stuff can only be eaten by rich people. In the south, a plate costs hundreds of dollars. Let me tell you, turn around." When it’s done, you two, don’t take your word for it, and drink more with Yinzi.”

"What kind of stuff, I don't want to eat it." Wang Hong just walked away with a glance at his mouth.

Wang Guoqiang said suspiciously: "Is this really edible?"

"Can I lie to you, I'll search for you, many people have eaten it." Wang Biao said, picked up his mobile phone and typed fried grasshopper on Douyin.

"Look, don't you?"

Wang Guoqiang leaned back and looked at the video on the phone, "This is really true, it tastes so delicious."

After the old man saw it, he couldn't believe his eyes, "Emma, ​​why do these people dare to make anything, even dare to eat this bug."

"It's delicious. Grandpa's stuff is good for your body. I'll make it for you every day." Wang Biao said with a smile.

When the old man heard that Hao Xuan was not scared to death, he was so frightened that he froze his head: "I won't eat it, I was scared to death."

With that said, he turned around and went back to the house.

"How do you make this thing, just fry it?" Wang Guoqiang asked.

"After frying, sprinkle salt and pepper to eat."

"Salt and pepper? Chili powder and salt?"

Wang Biao was taken aback, and suddenly there was a sound. There was no salt and pepper at home. He picked up the phone and called Qin Tiezheng.

"Tie Zheng, where have you been?"

"We're at the Park Bridge, and we'll be there in 10 minutes."

"Oh, then I'll call Xiaochun, I forgot to buy salt and pepper."

"Xiaochun, Laowu and the others are in front of me, that's enough, I'll go back to Jiangbei to buy, is there anything else I need?"

"Then you are buying some dipping sauce for eating barbecue, just the five-spice powder, cumin powder, black pepper powder or something."

In the Dapeng barbecue restaurant, there were constant quarrels in the courtyard behind.

"Is this what you guys are doing? No matter what you say, anyway, I can't swallow this tone."

(End of this chapter)