The mayor is a little bit thick

Chapter 220 Pig Friend and Dog Friend

Lin Peng's wine glass fell on the table.

Lin Qiang had a bad face and scolded: "If you can't swallow it, what do you want?
Originally, his wife wouldn't let him come out today, but when he came home yesterday, he was scolded by his daughter-in-law who knew the letter.

Call him a tiger than a heartless person. He is in his 30s and his children are about to enter junior high school, and he goes out to fight with others, or fights with the daughter-in-law of a classmate.

He also scolded him, but anyone with a good brain would not do such a thing, not to mention helping others to fight, even if they encountered problems, they would not act.

Is that a war these days?

That's money, not to mention illegal, and you have to pay for medical expenses.

He was forced to eat a big meal of 'dog blood sprinkler' last night.

When I sober up and think about it, it really should be too bad, too bad.

Wang Chunyu also stayed silent and didn't make a sound. Yesterday he did it because of his brother's loyalty and drunkenness. This time he couldn't get involved anymore even if he was beaten to death.

From what he saw and heard yesterday, he knew clearly that the mother of Wang Biao's family was not to be messed with, and this little girl was really unreasonable. Because of the family's money, he even hired a lawyer from BJ to sue them.

As for the truth, an ordinary fight would require a lawyer.

This is going to cause trouble again, and if something happens, he must be locked up.

After being locked in, the daughter-in-law can divorce and remarry and become someone else's daughter-in-law, and go to warm the bed for others.

Li Kunpeng stared coldly at the two of them, taking in all their expressions.

"What the hell, are you two cowardly? Just swallowed this bird's breath? Or is your mother strict?"

Lin Peng looked at the two of them disdainfully, and said mockingly: "You don't need to ask, I'm afraid of people who are rich and powerful now, I don't need the two of them for this matter, it's not me fucking bragging, I can do it myself It’s okay, damn it, since I was a child, when did I suffer, if I don’t take revenge and get back the face I’ve lost, I’ll take his surname.”

Sitting next to Li Kunpeng was a shirtless man with tattoos on his back and chest, smoking a cigarette crookedly, and scolded: "What is this kid doing? Why are you so awesome, how dare you touch us, bro? It's pretty big to pretend."

"A f*cking softie, found a rich daughter-in-law and started pretending to be aggressive. When he saw us before, even if he scolded his mother face to face, he didn't dare to fart." Li Kunpeng scolded.

Here, Lin Qiang and Wang Chunyu saw that Li Kunpeng and the others didn't give them a good face, and they made sneering remarks, and they felt depressed and embarrassed.

A strange and not strange emotion grew in them.

Li Kunpeng and Lin Peng are not worthy of being called brothers.

"Eat, my child and Zuo are going to his grandma's house, I have to go back." Lin Qiang said, stood up and left,

, Wang Chunyu saw this and said: "I will take me to the bank, you eat and drink slowly, we are leaving."

Li Kunpeng and Lin Peng didn't say anything on the scene, and they didn't look coldly at them as they left.

Another guy with tattooed arms, aged 23, with a back hair, grinned and shouted: "Brother Li, tell me what his name is, where he works, and where is his home, see if I can handle him, it's still useful." Then you and Brother Peng will make a move."

"That's right, who is it? On the road? You're so awesome, don't you know our brother's name?"

Li Kunpeng and Lin Peng told several people about Wang Biao's situation sentence by sentence.

"I'm stupid, just a fucking old farmer who has been making trouble for a long time. He's messing around with farming in the countryside. What kind of job does he get in the street, what's his name, fuck him, damn it."

Wangjiatun.

When Wang Biao rinsed a bag of several tens of kilograms of grasshoppers with a submersible pump in the garden for more than ten minutes, Su Chun and Wu Yueguang drove there.

Wu Yueguang and Su Chun hurriedly greeted Wang Biao's mother Li Guizhi when they saw Wang Biao's mother Li Guizhi coming out.

Don't look at Li Guizhi's very ordinary and earthy clothes, and her complexion is that of a typical rural woman's dark face that has been devastated by wind and sun for many years.

But the two didn't dislike them, on the contrary they looked very close and easy-going.

"Hello, Auntie!" Wu Yueguang greeted with a smile.

"Auntie, I miss you so much." Su Chun would be more considerate, and directly leaned up and hugged Li Guizhi's arm, "Auntie, where are Brother Biao and sister-in-law cooking?"

Li Guizhi had the usual friendly and simple smile on his face, and said, "The two of them are washing grasshoppers and picking vegetables in the yard."

"Oh? Auntie, are there any dogs scattered in the yard?" Su Chun asked.

"No, it's all in the pen, you go in and look for it yourself, I have to look at the vegetable pot." Li Guizhi said.

Small yellow croakers are being fried inside.

It's not good to be silly.

Wu Yueguang looked at the stainless steel spatula in Wang Biao's mother's hand and said with a smile: "Auntie, go in and do your work. You don't need to be polite, we will treat it as our own home, and you don't need to greet us."

"Then I'm going in!" Li Guizhi said hurriedly back to the house.

Wu Yueguang opened the trunk and entered the small shop with two big bags.

"Uncle Wang, are you fighting against Japan again?" Wu Yueguang greeted Wang Honggang, who was lying on the kang and watching fascinatedly.

Wang Honggang was taken aback for a moment, seeing that Wu Yueguang and Su Chun hurriedly sat up, "Just arrived, Hai, you kid, what are you doing when you come to your uncle's house to buy so many things? There is nothing in the uncle's small shop, why are you so outrageous?" , really."

Wu Yueguang smiled and said: "It's just that you only take things when you are at home. Uncle, I will accompany you to have a good drink today. Today, I followed my father's two bottles of Moutai, and I just drink Brother Biao's grasshopper. Let's drink it all." gone."

As soon as Wang Hong heard that it was Moutai, Jiu Chong immediately hooked it up.

"What a shame, this, how much alcohol is this wine?"

He said he was embarrassed, but his eyes were already fixed on the wine bottle in the bag.

"Forty or fifty degrees, I didn't pay attention to it, uncle, I went in first, and helped Brother Biao and sister-in-law with their work."

"Well, you guys go in and carry the strange heavy one." Wang Hong just said and got off the ground, and he didn't bother to watch Li Yunlong beat Ping'an County.

One heart was hooked up by Moutai.

Although there are several rich in-laws, but because of Shen Hai's in-law's health, no one brought wine when they came.

The trouble is that he has never drank Moutai so far.

As for that bastard's son, even though he has gotten very rich, this little brat not only won't buy him alcohol, but also asks him to quit drinking.

hate him
"Uncle, then I'm going."

As soon as the two of them left the store, they saw Shen Na coming out from the north side of the East Wing, carrying a woven basket filled with peppers and cucumbers.

"You two are very fast, where are Meng Yao and the others?" Shen Na said crisply.

Su Chundao: "Later, I went back to the city to buy salt and pepper, and I guess another ten or eight will be here."

"Sister-in-law, where do you want to put these things?" Wu Yueguang said.

Shen Na said: "Let's go to the kitchen. Let's pick some vegetables after Xiaochun leaves. I haven't picked the persimmons, leeks, eggplants, etc., so you can help me."

"Okay, I'm willing to do this. What I like most is picking things in the vegetable garden."

Several people were talking and walking to the foyer of the villa. Wang Biao walked over with a bag of grasshoppers smiling.

"Come on, haha, just help me drain this grasshopper and pack it in separate bags."

As he spoke, he shook the bag in his hand.

When Su Chun heard that it was a grasshopper, he subconsciously looked at the green fine mesh bag in Wang Biao's hand.

Grasshopper?

This densely packed, black and dense are all grasshoppers?
The pupils of her eyes shrank instantly, and she opened her mouth to scream: "Ah~ help~"

Shen Na and Wu Yueguang jumped up in fright, "What are you shouting, it's so scary."

When Wang Biao saw this, he laughed heartlessly: "Hahahahaha, is it so scary? Really, you are still trying to eat it. You are so scared to death when you see it. How can you eat it later?"

Su Chun turned his head, closed his eyes, and screamed: "Ah, shut up, the devil wants to eat it, take it away, take it away, it's so disgusting."

Wu Yueguang's scalp felt numb when he saw it.

He has seen and caught grasshoppers before, but there are so many grasshoppers in the green belt lawns in the city, so big, and so squinted.

There was no way, Wang Biao could only continue to bite the bullet and drain the grasshoppers and divide them into bags.

If you catch too much, you can't finish it all at once. If it tastes good, freeze the rest in the refrigerator.

"Fifth, I'll assign you a job."

Seeing Wu Yueguang sitting in the shade of the west wing chatting with the old lady watching the excitement, Wang Biao opened his mouth and said.

They are all people with daughters-in-law and property, so I have to serve you because you are chatting.

"What are you doing, Brother Biao? Let me explain in advance, you can clean up that grasshopper yourself, I can't stand it." Wu Yueguang said.

Wang Biao said: "You take out the pot in Tai Nai's house, stuff the corn husks in the frame, light it with plastic, and pour the half bucket of rapeseed oil into the pot when it dries up. , We will fry the grasshoppers in a while."

Wu Yueguang was confused when he heard this, "Stop it, brother Biao, slow down, that one is cooking corn after pouring the oil?"

"The oil is poured first, the water is escaped, and the oil is poured after the pot is boiled dry." Wang Biao said.

Wu Yueguang nodded half-understood and entered the room.

The old woman looked at Wang Biao and said, "Can the children in his city know it? You can fix it."

"It's because he doesn't know how to give him a chance to practice." Wang Biao said confidently.

Wu Yueguang got a handful of corn husks and piled them up at the mouth of the stove, but they couldn't light them no matter what.

"Damn it, what is this thing, why doesn't it work." He muttered, and tried a few more times, but it still didn't work.

The granny pushed aside the monk and walked behind Wu Yueguang, "You can't do this, just watch from the side, the granny will teach you."

As he said that, the old baby took out a piece of plastic film from an old greenhouse from the firewood box on the side, and asked Wu Yueguang again: "How many corn crumbs are stuffed inside?"

"One." Wu Yue said broadly.

"That's not enough, fill in more." The old lady milked.

Wu Yueguang heard the sound, pulled over the frame, grabbed a few handfuls with his hands, and stuffed them into the stove pit.

"No, it's too late. If there is no fire, turn the stove in the frame and push it in with a fork. It's quick."

While the couple were talking, Wang Biao, who had seen no smoke from the chimney, came in.

"Emma, ​​what are you going to do? Add so much, you won't have to burn the oil pan for a while, and it only takes a few minutes to fry a grasshopper. It won't take so much." Wang Biao stopped Wu Yueguang's movements.

Recycled some of the corn husks, then picked up the plastic cloth, lit it, and carefully placed it in the stove pit.

After the four seasons of winter, spring, summer, and autumn, the corn husks were too dry to dry, and soon the flames were ignited and licked the bottom of the cauldron.

The wet pot burned dry after a while. Wang Biao picked up the oil drum and poured the remaining two or three liters of rapeseed oil into the pot.

When Wu Yueguang saw it, his face turned red.

Damn, shame on me.

It's such a simple thing, but I didn't figure it out for a long time.

Qin Tiezheng and Meng Yao came to the courtyard with two bags of things.

"Brother Biao and sister-in-law, where are you?" Qin Tiezheng was already familiar with Lao Wang's family.

He is also more relaxed, shouting as soon as he enters the hospital.

"This house needs your salt and pepper quickly." Wang Biao shouted: "By the way, take the grasshoppers hanging on the clothes rail outside into a bag."

Qin Tiezheng looked at the clothes rail, and Meng Yao also subconsciously looked at it, but when she saw five or six bags of grasshoppers on the clothes rail, she jumped in fright, and threw all the bags in her hand. on the ground.

Fortunately, what she contained in this bag were canned fish, luncheon meat and ham sausage imported from Russia.

Wang Biao and Wu Yueguang stood at the door of the West Wing and laughed, and the old man in the East Wing stood in front of the window, grinning too.

The older I get, the more I like to see young juniors dangling in front of my eyes.

It looks lively and energetic.

Not to mention the old man, even Shen Na and Su Chun, who were picking and washing vegetables in the east yard, ran over with gleeful laughter when they heard the screams.

He didn't come over either, just stood in the East Wing and laughed hahaha.

An angry Meng Yao said bitterly: "You two stinky girls, are you just waiting to see what happens?"

"Biao, hurry up, this oil pan is smoking." The old lady shouted from the house.

When Wang Biao heard this, he didn't even bother to laugh, and hurried to take down the net bag containing four or five catties of grasshoppers and ran into the west wing room.

In an instant, the frying pan began to churn violently, making non-stop sizzling noises.

However, within a few seconds after all the grasshoppers had disappeared into the oil, the violent sizzling sound decreased a lot.

After stirring for a minute or two with a large colander, Wang Biao took out the grasshoppers and put them in a pot according to Baidu Encyclopedia. After the oil warmed up, he poured the grasshoppers into the pot again.

It was not taken out until it was fried until golden and red.

Then quickly remove the oil with a ladle, and pour a pot of cold water into the pot when the bottom is left.

Zi la la ~
There was a piercing scream in an instant.

Wang Biao picked up a colander and dug a spoonful of grasshoppers from the basin, and poured it into the plate, "Where is Tiezheng salt and pepper? Open it."

"Well, what's the deal with this thing? Just dump it?" Qin Tiezheng opened the salt and pepper package and handed it to Wang Biao.

"Of course it's poured." Wang Biao took the bottle, first poured a little on the grasshopper on the corner, then picked up the chopsticks and picked it up and handed it to Qin Tiezheng, "Come and taste how good your hand is."

Qin Tiezheng looked at it a few times and shook his head, "You should pay first."

"It's over." Wang Biao stretched out his chopsticks to Wu Yueguang again, "Old Wu"

"Brother Biao, you should give us a sample of this stuff first."

Wang Biao looked at the grasshopper between the chopsticks, and his scalp felt a little numb. He had eaten dragonflies and roasted grasshopper legs, but they had no brains or stomachs.

The head and stomach are all on top of this thing, this
(End of this chapter)