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Chapter 438 Why Don't You Let His Majesty Eat Tang Monk Meat?
The arena of the heavens.

While the army was marching, Li Bai, Bai Juyi and other literati took Zhu Bajie as the vanguard.

Whenever encountering monsters, Li Bai and others will chant poems and reciting words, and use their awe-inspiring righteousness to kill all the little monsters blocking the way.

Tang Sanzang, who was watching, became a little envious, his face turned pale immediately, and he chanted the Buddha's name in a low voice:

"Amitabha... sin, sin..."

Tang Taizong approached with a strange expression, screened back to the left and right, and asked:
"Master Sanzang, what are you doing? Did you remember something wrong?"

"I will remember that you seem to have grown up in Jinshan Temple since you were young. Could it be that there are women in Jinshan Temple~"

Tang Sanzang broke out in cold sweat on his forehead, and explained:
"General Li, don't make fun of the poor monk."

"Just now, the poor monk's heart was haunted by demons, and he was just like Wu Neng. He gave birth to the heart of cultivating literature and Taoism, and sinned against sins."

As an ordinary person with a mortal body, Tang Sanzang could hardly resist the inner demon.

In my mind, there seemed to be a voice that could confuse people's hearts and whispered continuously.

After cultivating Wen Dao, if I encounter monsters in the future, even if I can't beat them, I can still escape for my life.

In the future, we will be able to bring the scriptures back to the Tang Dynasty to benefit the common people.

Tang Taizong Li Shimin said with a smile:

"Dharma Master Sanzang, are you entangled in this matter? The general agreed, and you can go to Taibai later."

"By the way, there is something I would like to ask. Do you think His Majesty is a tyrant who kills brothers and sisters? Or a benevolent sage?"

Tang Taizong always thought that the Great Tang Emperor in the human world would at most have the same name and surname as himself.

But after the group leader narrated it, Tang Taizong realized that what he had done... that Li Shimin also did it.

Li Shimin even did things that he didn't do, for example, he was scared to sleep by a dragon king's ghost...

In a panic, Tang Sanzang turned his head to look around, saw that the soldiers were standing far away, and the two apprentices had disappeared, so he said in a low voice:

"Erlang, are you crazy?"

"Your Majesty, is it something you and I can discuss?"

Tang Taizong Li Shimin waved his hands and said:
"Master Sanzang, don't worry, these words come out of your mouth and into my ears, and will never let a third person know."

While speaking, fearing that Tang Sanzang would not feel at ease, Tang Taizong even specially set up formations to cover up his voice.

Tang Sanzang had no choice but to say:

"Erlang, although His Majesty has made big mistakes, he is also a benevolent monarch who cares about the people."

Tang Taizong Li Shimin asked:
"Then why did you go to the West to learn scriptures? Instead of staying in Chang'an?"

"I'm going to hear those monsters say that you are the reincarnation of Jin Chanzi, the second disciple of the Buddha of Lingshan Tathagata. If you eat your meat, you can live forever~"

"Since you are willing to go to the west to learn Buddhist scriptures for the sake of the people, why not just let His Majesty eat a piece of your meat and live forever."

"In this way, wouldn't the people of Tang Dynasty all be grateful to you?"

Some well-founded words made Tang Sanzang speechless.

Pointing to himself with a wry smile, he said:
"Erlang, stop joking with the poor monk. The poor monk has a mortal body, how could it be the reincarnation of a golden cicada?"

"If you don't believe me, the poor monk will cut off the meat and let you taste it."

Tang Taizong rode his horse back a few steps in disgust, waved his hand and said:

"Don't, don't, I'm just joking, Master Sanzang don't take it to heart."

"I'm going to find some monsters to play with. Master Sanzang, you should go to the carriage and rest for a while."

After all, Tang Taizong dispersed the formation, held a rifle, turned his back to Tang Sanzang, and rushed forward with a smile on his face.

Only Tang Sanzang was left sitting on the horseback in a daze, looking down at his palm.

After a full cup of tea time, he asked:
"Third prince, do you think the poor monk is really the reincarnation of the golden cicada? Can you live forever if you eat the poor monk?"

"It's strange to say that the poor monk has a mortal body. Since leaving the Tang Dynasty, he has been in danger many times, and every time he can turn danger into good luck..."

The white horse under Tang San's hiding place suddenly spit out words:
"Master Sanzang, don't think too much, remember to beware of that Li Erlang."

"From my point of view, Li Erlang and Li Yazi both have the luck of emperors, and they are both ambitious people. Their words cannot be trusted."

Tang Sanzang turned his head and looked at the murderous black-armored cavalry around him, recalling everything he had experienced after leaving Chang'an, he suddenly felt a little disobedient.

……

in the chat group.

Song Gaozong Zhao Gou: A white horse that can spit out people's words!Group leader, could it be that he is also Tang Sanzang's apprentice?

Song Gaozong Zhao Gou: This Tang Sanzang is also really strange, four apprentices, one monkey, one pig, one horse, and one... a demoted eunuch.

Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen: After Wanyan, Sha Wujing is obviously a rolling shutter general, okay? What is a demoted eunuch?

Zhao Gou, Emperor Gaozong of the Song Dynasty: Rolling shutter general, rolling shutter...isn't it equivalent to an eunuch?
Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen: ...

Group leader: Bai Malong is the third son of Ao Run, the Dragon King of the West Sea, and he is called the third prince of Yulong.

The leader of the group: because he set fire to the jewel in the temple, he was sued by the Dragon King of the West Sea and sentenced to death. He was rescued by Guanyin Bodhisattva and waited for Buddhist scriptures in Yingchou Stream, Snake Pan Mountain.

Group leader: Later, he swallowed Tang Sanzang's white horse by mistake, was enlightened by Guanshiyin Bodhisattva, saw its horns and scales, turned into a white dragon horse, and carried Tang Sanzang westward.

Group leader: We heard from Clairvoyance that the white dragon horse is not Tang Sanzang's apprentice.

Emperor Yang Guang of the Sui Dynasty: After setting fire to a pearl, his biological father was named in the Heavenly Court and sentenced to death...

Yang Guang, Emperor Yang of the Sui Dynasty: This Dragon King of the West Sea is really a weak loach. The dragons of the four seas in this world... are too absurd.

Yang Guang, Emperor Yang of the Sui Dynasty: It is simply the second Wanyan Gou.

Song Gaozong Zhao Gou: ...

Song Gaozong Zhao Gou: Emperor Sui Yang, why don't you let me see your lucky little loach in the Sui Dynasty?How mighty?

Yang Guang, Emperor Yang of the Sui Dynasty: After a while, I am going to change the appearance of the dragon of luck.

Song Taizong Zhao Guangyi: Group leader, when you win the Heavenly Court, can you share a god position with me?
Song Taizong Zhao Guangyi: I also want to experience the fun of the gods.

Group leader: Wait until we think of a way to get rid of the Heavenly Emperor.

Group leader: Remember, don't go too far in the human world.

Liu Bang, Emperor Gaozu of the Han Dynasty: Ahem...I stop now, is it too late?
……

The arena of the heavens.

heaven.

Zhu Yuanzhang looked suspiciously at the live broadcast interface, which belonged to Han Gaozu Liu Bang, and asked:
"Han Gaozu, what have you done?"

"It's been a long time since we took the entire Leibu into our hands, but we didn't watch the live broadcast.

……

Lion Mountain.

Liu Bang, Emperor Gaozu of the Han Dynasty, hid in a remote place and said with a guilty conscience:
"It's just... just like you, the dove occupies the magpie's nest, and I'm about to become Zhang Juzheng of the demon dynasty."

Looking around, today's Shituo Ridge is full of monsters, and there are little monsters at the foot of the mountain, and the end can't be seen at a glance.

The big demons of the Golden Fairyland gathered in groups of three or four on the mountainside, eating, drinking and having fun.

Occasionally, when some commanders flew by, they sensed the breath of Han Gaozu and respectfully called out "Great Commander".

At this moment, Han Gaozu was so regretful that he almost cried.

He finally met a big silly white elephant, and a golden-winged roc who only cares about beauty.

Moreover, the entire Xiniu Hezhou, and even the big monsters with names and surnames from the Three Realms were invited to Shituoling.

Ready to establish a demon dynasty, and then become a prime minister who is "not a prime minister, but a photographer", who would have thought that those big demons are not native monsters born and bred in the human world!
Fortunately, he was going to directly encourage the white elephant to fight in the heaven, and both sides would suffer.

Now it seems that we should find a way to save our lives!
(End of this chapter)