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Chapter 439 Zhu Yuanzhang is Stupid

heaven.

"Snapped"

A cup of fine wine and jade dew fell to the ground, exuding a strong aroma of wine.

Wei Guogong Xu Da and others who changed into the appearance of Lei Bu's fairy, dove occupying the magpie's nest, and eating happily, raised their heads one after another and asked:

"Your Majesty, what happened?"

"Could it be discovered by those bullshit gods? The last general wants to be a pioneer!"

……

Zhu Yuanzhang waved his hand and said with an ugly face:
"Nothing, you continue to eat."

Afterwards, Zhu Yuanzhang looked at the embarrassing Tang Taizong and Han Wudi on the live broadcast interface, and said helplessly:

"Han Gaozu, tell me, what trouble have you caused? Why is Zhang Juzheng from the monster clan?"

"We tortured the original Nine Heavens Ying Lei Sheng Pu Hua Tian Dignity for three days and three nights before he told us that the monsters in the Three Realms were once known as the Monster Race."

"The master of the demon clan is called the demon emperor, the Eastern Emperor. These two brothers fought in all directions, ruled over ten thousand clans, established the demon clan, and created the ancient heaven."

"It's just that the Nine Heavens Responds to the Thunder and Universalizes Tianzun, why the Yaozu fell apart later on, he doesn't remember."

"Heavenly Thunder Department implements thunder law, balances natural disasters, controls things and people, controls life and kills, as long as it is not too much trouble, we can cover it for you."

……

Lion Mountain.

Han Gaozu Liu Bang heard the words and said with a guilty conscience:

"Ahem... that is, Baixiang, the second king of Shituoling, who fooled Shituoling, summoned the great demons of the three realms, and established a demon dynasty."

"Now in Xiniu Hezhou, and even in the entire Three Realms, the big monsters basically gather in Shituoling, and there are countless little monsters."

"In this matter, Emperor Sui Yang is all to blame. If he hadn't made a rash move and fought with the great king of Shituoling, Qingmaoshishi, I would not have come here."

In the end, Han Gaozu skillfully dumped the blame on Sui Yang Emperor Yang Guang.

……

the other side.

Tang Taizong Li Shimin sat in the carriage and set up a formation to prevent Tang Sanzang's master and apprentice from eavesdropping, and said:
"Group leader, you just said... the Three Realms is now in the midst of the Great Tribulation of Journey to the West? Then the four masters and apprentices who learned from the scriptures... are now in the army."

"Ahem, I didn't do it on purpose. I just led the Xuanjia Army to this world, and when I met a bone spirit, I played for a while."

"Who would have thought that Tang Sanzang, the master and his disciples, would come here uninvited, and for the sake of them being my citizens of the Tang Dynasty, I would take them with me and continue my expedition to the west."

……

daughter country.

A graceful woman stood on the city wall, watched the army go away, and sighed:
"General Wu, could it be that I am not beautiful? Why are you so heartless..."

at the same time.

Wu Zetian was sitting on the carriage, with an expression of having escaped disaster, and said slowly:
"Group leader, I just took some water from Zimu River, so it shouldn't be troublesome, right?"

"There is only one scorpion spirit from the Golden Fairyland here, which was captured by Han Gaozu."

……

heaven.

When Zhu Yuanzhang heard what these three people did, he immediately went numb, and immediately said:

"Empress Wu, we asked Yuelao that the Daughter Country was also a catastrophe for Tang Sanzang, and the king of the Daughter Country was Tang Sanzang's love disaster."

"But you are a woman, so you shouldn't cause trouble. As long as you avoid Tang Sanzang's path to learn Buddhist scriptures, you will be fine."

"As for Han Gaozu...the green-haired lion and white elephant are the mounts of Manjushri and Puxian Bodhisattva in Lingshan."

"And Emperor Taizong... Cough cough, let's do it for ourselves. In addition, we are not familiar with you. When you are reincarnated, remember to find Qin Shihuang."

After all, Zhu Yuanzhang quickly closed the live broadcast interface, and couldn't help but quietly wiped the cold sweat from his forehead.

He originally thought that this human world was so dangerous that nothing major would happen in just a few months.

I never thought that the two people, Han Gaozu and Tang Taizong, simply pierced the sky!
Fooling the mount of Puxian Bodhisattva in Lingshan to gather the great demons of the three realms?Li Yaochao?Is this trying to imitate Sun Wukong, Monkey King, the Great Sage Equaling Heaven?
Take Tang Sanzang's master and apprentice to the west?Are you sure you won't be slapped to death by Lingshan Tathagata?

……

in the chat group.

Yuan Mingzong and Shizhen: This group of masters is nothing more than that, they are just people who are greedy for life and afraid of death.

Yuan Mingzong and Shizhen: If you want me to tell you, he, Zhu Chongba, is not worthy to be the leader of the group!

Ming Taizong Zhu Di: Where is the fool barking?

Ming Sizong Zhu Youjian: Report to Emperor Taizong, this is the barbarian emperor who was kicked out of Tianli Dynasty by Song Taizong.

Zhu Youjian, Emperor Sizong of the Ming Dynasty: I heard that Emperor Taizong of the Song Dynasty had his five limbs destroyed, and only his four limbs were reconnected.

Ming Taizong Zhu Di: It turned out to be another dead eunuch.

Yuan Mingzong and Shiyan: Zhu Di, you are presumptuous!Believe it or not, I... When I return to the heavenly calendar, I will punish your entire Zhu family!
Ming Taizong Zhu Di: Are you sure you can go back?

Song Taizong Zhao Guangyi: What?Yuan Mingzong, you want to go home?How about I throw a big banquet and wait for you?
Yuan Mingzong and Shizhen: No, no... no, I was just joking...

Emperor Wu of Wei Cao Cao: By the way, how is the first emperor in the underworld now?

Song Gaozong Zhao Gou: Even the group leader can only use doves to occupy the magpie's nest. I am afraid that Qin Shihuang will have a hard time.

Song Gaozong Zhao Gou: If I were Han Gaozu, I would have gathered the power of the four dynasties to destroy the lingering Qin Dynasty.

Song Gaozong Zhao Gou: A short-lived dynasty that died in the second generation is also worthy of the position of administrator.

Sun Quan, Emperor Wu: Wan Yanhou, what are you barking at?
Wu Dadi Sun Quan: If there was no His Majesty the First Emperor to destroy the six kingdoms, the same book and the same text, and the unified weights and measures, where did your Song Dynasty come from?
Song Gaozong Zhao Gou: Sun Shiwan, you are so dignified, you bully the world and steal your name, how dare you talk!

Song Gaozong Zhao Gou: If you hadn't stabbed Emperor Han Zhaolie in the back, he would have defeated Emperor Wu of Wei long ago, and rejuvenated the Han Dynasty.

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The orthodox plane of the Ming Dynasty.

In front of the mansion.

Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen breathed a sigh of relief, secretly glad that Empress Wu did not tell about their going to the daughter country.

If not, according to Emperor Taizu's temperament, he must be beaten to death!

At this moment, Yu Qian walked out of the mansion, and the moment he saw Ming Yingzong, he was taken aback for a moment, and quickly saluted:
"Chen Yuqian, pay homage to the Supreme Emperor!"

Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen's face darkened, and then turned livid, he snorted coldly, and cursed:

"Okay Yu Qian, when did I become the Supreme Emperor?!"

"My father and grandpa are here to help me supervise the country!!!"

Yu Qian wondered:
"However, Emperor Taizong has already announced to all civil and military officials that Emperor Taizu issued an imperial decree to abolish your throne."

Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen gritted his teeth angrily when he saw this scene, he finally understood why his future self wanted to kill Yu Qian.

This man is so straight! ! !
Then, remembering the purpose of this trip, Ming Yingzong slowed down, took out a literary exercise, and said:

"Yu Qian, I'm here to ask you to go with me for a great cause."

"If everything goes well, I will be able to sit on the throne again soon, and Emperor Taizong will be full of praise for me!"

Yu Qian frowned and refused:

"Report to the Supreme Emperor, Emperor Renzong summoned his ministers to enter the palace, you should go find someone else."

With that said, Yu Qian bypassed Ming Yingzong and walked towards the palace.

Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen looked at Yu Qian's back and cursed angrily:
"Yu Qian, how dare you disobey my emperor's order! Believe it or not, I will kill your nine clans!!!"

(End of this chapter)