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Chapter 459: Three Stupid Emperors!

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Yang Guang, Emperor Yang of the Sui Dynasty: It seems that what Emperor Song Shao said was true. Lu Bu really did not meet the Lord of the Ming Dynasty. Seeing Song Shaodi's death, he was willing to kill himself and follow him.

Yang Guang, Emperor Yang of the Sui Dynasty: I am really puzzled that such a loyal man should be a family slave with three surnames in the history books.

Zhu Youjian, Emperor Sizong of the Ming Dynasty: It is recorded in historical books that Lu Bu was skilled in bow and horse, brave and martial, but he really had not met the Lord of the Ming Dynasty.

Ming Sizong Zhu Youjian: In the sixth year of Zhongping, Ding Yuan, who was the governor of Bingzhou at that time, appointed Lu Bu as the master Bo, a general, as the master Bo?
Emperor Sizong of the Ming Dynasty Zhu Youjian: Later, Dong Zhuo lured Lu Bu to kill Ding Yuan, and appointed Lu Bu as the captain of cavalry. Soon after, he was promoted to general of Zhonglang and granted the title of Marquis of Ting.

Ming Sizong Zhu Youjian: But Dong Zhuo was very suspicious, and Lu Bu had an affair with Dong Zhuo's maid, so he conspired with Wang Yun and Shi Sun Rui to get rid of Dong Zhuo.

Ming Sizong Zhu Youjian: As for Yuan Shu, Yuan Shao and others, although they took Lv Bu in, they did not reuse them.

Zhu Youjian, Emperor Sizong of the Ming Dynasty: After Song Shaodi recruited Lu Bu, he was rewarded repeatedly with high officials and rich salary, gold, silver and jewelry.

Ming Sizong Zhu Youjian: How could Lu Bu not be loyal to him?
Song Gaozong Zhao Gou: Hmph, a slave with three surnames, such a military general, is given to me for free, and I don’t want it either!

Yang Guang, Emperor Yang of the Sui Dynasty: Wan Yangou, it is really sad to be an emperor and treat you like this.

Emperor Yang Guang of the Sui Dynasty: Even your generals in the Song Dynasty called you Wanyan Gou in their dreams. How do you feel?
Song Gaozong Zhao Gou: Emperor Sui Yang, when I get the ginseng fruit, I won't even let you smell it!
Emperor Yang Guang of the Sui Dynasty: ...

Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen: It's a pity that we can't see what kind of nightmare Song Shaodi had. It's a pity.

……

The arena of the heavens.

After watching the excitement, Song Gaozong Zhao Gou stuffed the pellets into the Hongyi cannon and said:

"Zhu Qizhen, Emperor Hui of Jin, Huizhen will use cannons to attract the attention of Zhen Yuanzi later, you two hurry up, grab three ginseng fruits and run away."

"After the matter is done, how about I wait for one person?"

The ginseng fruit tree blooms in 3000 years, bears fruit in 3000 years, and ripens in another 3000 years. It only bears [-] fruits at a time.

The appearance of the fruit is similar to that of a child under three dynasties, with all four limbs and five sense organs.

If a person is lucky enough to smell the fruit, he will live 360 ​​years, and if he eats one, he will live 7000 years.

Song Gaozong couldn't help but get a little excited when he thought that he could eat ginseng fruit immediately!
Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen held the Wanya Pot tightly, and said seriously:
"Okay, Wanyan Gou, you must be careful... If you die, I will have to ask Song Taizong for debt."

Emperor Hui of Jin Dynasty Sima Zhong stared at his surroundings with treacherous eyebrows, froze with fright whenever there was a disturbance, and said:

"Ming Yingzong, when you run away, you must not leave me behind."

at the same time.

On the wall of Wuzhuang Temple, two small heads popped up. Judging from their faces, they were clearly the disciples of Zhen Yuanzi, Qingfeng and Mingyue.

Mingyue ate wild fruits in the mountains and said curiously:

"Qingfeng, what are you talking about those three idiots?"

"Could it be that you want to learn art from a teacher? I'm afraid that the master will not like these three fools at all."

Qingfeng's eyes flashed with aura, and he looked at the strangely shaped Hongyi cannon, and said:
"From my point of view, these three mortals came here with bad intentions, most likely because they coveted ginseng fruit."

"Unfortunately, Master forbids us to eat people and swallow luck."

Mingyue rolled her eyes, suddenly she thought about it, leaned into Qingfeng's ear, and said in a low voice:

"Anyway, I have nothing to do, why don't we tease these three mortals?"

Afterwards, Mingyue said the strategy she thought of, Qingfeng hesitated for a while, and finally couldn't help but agree.

……

After a while.

A flash of fire pierced the night sky and fell straight into the Wuzhuang Temple. Suddenly, there was a violent explosion.

Zhao Gou, Emperor Gaozong of the Song Dynasty, was filled with demonic energy, like a ghost walking out of the underworld, and said loudly:

"Zhen Yuanzi, hurry up and get out and die!"

"I am a good brother of Sun Wukong, the Great Sage Equaling Heaven, and today I will avenge my revenge for the Great Sage!!!"

Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen and Jin Huidi Sima Zhong sneaked under the wall of Wuzhuang Temple under the cover of the formation.

Just wait for Zhen Yuanzi to leave, so as to snatch some ginseng fruits in the chaos.

However, after a while, there was silence in Wuzhuang Temple, only the flames spread rapidly and thick smoke billowed.

Song Gaozong Zhao Gou took a few steps forward vigilantly, and shouted:
"Zhen Yuanzi, if you are afraid, take my surname from now on and change your name to Zhao Yuanzi!"

"And your Wuzhuang Temple, I think it's well built, so it's mine too!"

In this way, Song Gaozong and Zhao Gou walked slowly towards Wuzhuang Temple while cursing.

An hour later.

Song Gaozong Zhao Gou's voice was hoarse, he knocked heavily on the gate of Wuzhuang Temple, and tremblingly said:

"Zhen Yuanzi, you should say something!"

"boom"

At this time, a fire crow flew from nowhere and knocked open the gate of Wuzhuang Temple.

As soon as Song Gaozong's face changed, he was about to call out the space channel to escape. Seeing that Wuzhuang Temple was still silent, he touched the back of his head and muttered:

"Strange, what about people?"

"Aren't you at home?"

After the words fell, only Ming Yingzong's wild laughter sounded:

"Hahaha, so Zhen Yuanzi is not here!"

"Ginseng fruit, I, Zhu Qizhen, are here!"

Zhao Gou, Emperor Gaozong of the Song Dynasty, didn't bother to think about where Zhen Yuanzi had gone. He ran into Wuzhuang Temple quickly and shouted:
"Zhu Qizhen, don't forget our prior agreement! The ginseng fruit will be shared equally!"

Sima Zhong, Emperor Hui of Jin, followed the two in a panic, and shouted:

"Wait, wait for me!"

After a while.

In front of a burning dead tree, the blazing fire reflected the uncertain faces of the three of them.

Song Gaozong Zhao Gou asked in a strange tone:

"This tree...could it be a ginseng fruit tree?"

Emperor Hui of Jin Sima Zhong stroked the back of his head and said:

"We searched all over Wuzhuang Temple, and it seems that we only saw this tree."

Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen grabbed Song Gaozong by the collar and said angrily:
"Wanyangou, look what you have done!!!"

"This is a ginseng fruit tree that can make people live for 7000 years. Do you know how to use the red cannon!"

"How could you blow up the ginseng fruit tree! You, you... you stupid king! Traitor! Evil thief! Dead eunuch!"

Song Gaozong and Zhao Gou took a step back, with embarrassment flashing across his face, and said:

"Ahem, isn't this the first time I've used the Hongyi cannon? Who knew that Zhen Yuanzi was not at home, and it happened to hit the ginseng fruit tree."

"How about... Let's put out the fire first? Then water it with spiritual water? What if we still live?"

Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen was just about to continue scolding, when he suddenly heard a strange chewing sound.

Turning his head to look, he saw Emperor Hui of Jin lying on the ground, gnawing on a dry branch, and said in surprise:

"Emperor Jin Hui, what are you doing?"

"Don't tell me, your Jin Dynasty is so impoverished... Are you poor enough to eat grass?"

Jin Hui Emperor Sima Zhong swallowed the dry branches in his mouth with great effort, and said with a smirk:
"Since this ginseng fruit tree can bear such powerful fruits, maybe the branches and leaves can also make people live longer."

(End of this chapter)